Hi /pol/.
I test some foreign-exchange-programm : I accomodate a German guy for 20 days and then I go to Germany for 20 days. The German guy is in my home for near one week.
The day he came, me and my parents made a choucroute (alsacian dish pic related) for him to welcome this guy. But he said
> Hem, I'm sorry but I am muslim I can not eat pork.
WTF ? This guy is white as fuck, blue eyed and brown hair. How can I redpill this germanbro in 14 days ?
I asked where does he come from, he said Köln (which is Cologne). Is it common there ?
>>76945878
Kill him.
>>76945878
Why did you try to feed the guy a bowl of severed dicks and kidneys?
>>76945878
thats simple it's ramadan, you lock the fridge from 00 AM to 08 AM
after a couple of days he'll have no choice
>>76945878
>Muslim German
Impale him like based Vlad Tépes
>>76946090
>bowl of severed dicks and kidneys
Americans do not eat sausages or potatoes ?
>>76945878
watch out that he doesnt build your appartment into a sleeper cell hotel
>>76945878
He ain't German if he refused to eat this delicious dish. Kill him.
>>76945878
Tbh he probably lied about being muslim to avoid eating that disgusting looking shit.
>>76946293
>>76945962
Hem... I would like avoid spilling blood in my parents basement.
>>76945878
>This guy is white as fuck, blue eyed and brown hair.
Maybe he just disliked the idea of eating dicks for French amusement?
Why do so many of you foreigners on /pol/ write perfect English?
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>>76945878
Force him to watch both seasons of Ro-Kyu-Bu in one sitting.
If loli basketball can't cure him then nothing can.
>>76946568
t. Jamal Schmidt
Lots of German guys eat sausages. The Frankfurt's sausages are famous.
Don't homestay things usually tell you about allergies/foods that you can't eat?
>>76946522
You have no idea what you are talking about.
>>76945878
>> Hem, I'm sorry but I am muslim I can not eat pork.
Why did you not tell him this is not pork, it is "non-meat" sausage?
>>76945878
kill him.
alsace is fucking beautiful btw
>>76945878
Most muslims are redpilled about everything but Islam.
>>76946745
>potatoes with sauerkeaut and sliced horse dicks
>>76945878
Cologne is a super regressive shithole for the most part. So you're probably fucked.
That dish looks 100% German btw, good job on that.
If you want to redpill him, you gotta get him out of Islam, which is pretty much impossible to do in 14 days.
>>76946568
STARVING MUSLIM
>>76946589
Why do so many Burgers on /pol/ write Imperfect English?
>>76945878
are you alsacian? do you speak german? do many people still?
>>76947063
Why do I always see your flag even though it's an irrelevant one?
>>76947063
Why the fuck were you born in Slovenia? I haven't even heard of that country.
>>76946589
Because it's easy to learn my obese friend.
>>76947325
Don't call me obese, Czech. Since when has anyone cared about your country?
Tell him you want to learn Islam, read the koran and ask him embarrassing questions about it, since he never read it (he wouldn't have converted otherwise) he will maybe reconsider some of his beliefs.
>>76947075
Nope, I live near Grenoble. It is closer to Italy and Switzerland than Germany.
I speak a basic German. There is only one German guy in my home.
>>76947538
>reading the koran
no. don't listen to this guy's advice, OP
>>76946589
well, the European education system is pretty good, even in ex-commie states
>>76945878
T'es alsacien ?
>>76947292
Slovenia is a based slav country
>>76946325
If it's not artificially made by some food conglomerate they don't eat it.
>>76947448
Nothing to care about, since there are no attacks or imminent threats here
>literally had a shooting with 20+ fatalities this morning
Nothing like that has ever happened here.
Also...
>62% non-hispanic white
JUST
That looks disgusting. He problably didnt want to offend you.
That looks pretty good. Is the yellow squash?
>>76947448
Czech Republic is pretty nice to be honest
t.Bavarian
>>76947675
>>76947615
Ah non c'est bon, pas besoin de tenir compte de ma question
Ew, they're starting to speak Frenchie.
>>76947448
There are not many places in Europe where you can CC. The Czech Republic is one of them and they deserve merit for that.
>>76947926
What does cc mean anyway?
>>76947926
I'm not taking advice from an Austrian.
>>76946589
Argentine government won't give you your White certificate unless you pass an English literacy test.
>>76947770
tanned German detected
>>76947782
True it really seems like they have their shit together for the most part.
Don't bully Czechia.
>>76945878
At least he didn't blow himself up in the airport.
>>76947770
Please...
>>76947626
Knowing your enemy is important anon, you'd be surprised how actually retarded and violent that book is, and how it is close to a book of law. Way more than i expected before reading it.
>>76948004
concealed carry (of handguns)
>>76948005
No, I'm messing with you guys. I love you all. <3 But, how rigorously do you guys have to learn English? I had to take Spanish in HS, but barely remember any of it.
>think about french cuisine, always so delicious
>OP posts picture of this "post famine" dish made of fat, sauerkraut, potatos and oil
>wtf
>>76948191
That's too bad, Spanish is actually useful in the US.
>you will never have a cheap illegal cleaning lady from Mexico
>>76948191
Hello Andrew-san, I will answer you,
the truth is that english grammar is very easy. If you compare it with French or German grammar, it is a piece of cake. And you can not even imagine how hard are the slavic languages, with their billions of declinations.
Plus 4chan.
>>76948367
If they're working in America, they have to speak English imo.
>>76948191
Most people (at least in my country ) are complete shit at talking/understanding english, despite it being taught from an early age (~8-10 yo ) but internet wanderers are so exposed to it they practice it everyday.
>>76948489
Why did you call me Andrew-san?
>>76947538
This.
>>76945878
Serious reply:
1. Educate yourself on the issues of his nation.
2. Educate him on the issues of his nation.
3. Slowly convince him that his true purpose in life should be to solve the issues of his nation.
4. If that doesn't work, pee in his coffee.
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>>76948191
If your only place to shitpost was a spanish chan then you would learn spanish pretty quickly.
>>76946559
poison him. let him die a few weeks later.
>>76945878
That looks pretty fucking tasty mate. I'd eat the shit out of that.
Is it just sauerkraut, potatoes and snags, or is there more to it then that?
>>76948626
>mfw my name is Andrew
>>76948881
Was he referring to me? Am confused.
>>76947745
Keep telling yourself that.
>>76947292
> I haven't heard of that country
typical burger who doesn't know geography meme.
>>76945878
He probably just needed an excuse not to eat that disgusting bowl of dicks.
>>76945878
nothing he has already been redpilled by converting to islam
friendly reminder that islam is the ultimate redpill
>>76946559
Why are you saying hem frenchy
>>76948822
There are meat, cababge and potatoes. On pic related (found on the Net ). Do not forget the white wine !
>>76948935
Calling people names from their country is normal here. Just like Germans are called Hans, he called you Andrew.
>>76948975
It's just banter.
>>76946589
Delete this, we aren't spies i swear!
>>76949208
Really? Because my real name is Andrew and I was legit fucking scared for a moment. lmao
>>76945878
BENIS :DD
>>76949289
Topkek.
Andrew is a common name in USA is not it ? Just like Pierre in France, Hans in Germany and Mohammed in UK no ?
>>76949200
I gave it a quick look up, looks like there's heaps of tasty shit in it.
I'll give it a shot sometime this week. Do you have Juniper berries in yours? Lot's of recipes I'm finding say they're optional.
>>76949337
BENIS IN BODADOE :DD
>>76948007
>White certificate
kek
>>76949446
>Mohammed in UK
kek
I guess, but I never really thought of it as that much of an American name. Always sounded more Scottish to me.
>>76946589
its called an education you dumb fuck
>>76949446
UK is Pajeet
>>76945878
Redpill him? Redpill you! You're the one who let him into your house!
>>76949519
>Juniper berries
Personnaly I do not use it. But I use some pepper.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10464516
DEUS VULT
>>76949119
Sure thing Mohammed.
Do you realize that you will have to go back once God Emperor Trump is elected POTUS?
>>76945878
Muslims are already red-pilled as fuck. The pork jew is for lesser peoples.
Also, on the topic of the food, I don't really see how you would eat it. It doesn't seem like one dish, just a bunch of things piled on top of each other.
>>76945878
Mohammed was a pedophile.
Not much good has come from the muslim world the last centuries.
>>76949887
> for lesser peoples.
That's why people in Japan and European country eat it.
And peaceful muslims don't. :DDD
>>76949446
Neither Hans nor Wolfgang are common nowadays.
>>76947538
this is fucking retarded. islam (and other religions) work because they give you a social universe and apply pressure to you from that social net.
it's the basic mechanism all sects work by. you cannot get out of this by
>just think about it, it's retarded lol
words are literally meaningless in this type of situation.
what would help is if he could see something he really likes/wants but cannot have because he is muslim, but tbqhaf about it: just forget it. He's not worth your time. Just make sure he doesn't rape you 9 year old sister or convert you to Islam, and you're set.
>>76950069
But it would be boring if you had to call every Western Euro "Muhammed".
>>76946589
Why do so many of you Americans on /pol/ think these foreigners write in perfect English?
>>76950069
It is sad, Wolfgang is a badass names.
What are the common German names today ?
>>76945878
>Muslim german
Little redundant isn't it?
>>76946589
Because English is extremely simple when compared to our grammar.
>>76950307
Why is it that I always here bitching about how English grammar is so annoying? Especially with apostrophe placement.
>>76950362
Easy, do not use apostrophes. :DDD
>>76946559
There are plenty of non-bloody ways to kills someone. You can smash glass in tiny pieces and put them in his drinks.
You can give him a ride and choke him up then bury his corpse really deep (just make sure nobody knows he's going with you and you are not seen with him in any CCTV).
I don't know man, be creative. But if he's muslim there's no point on redpilling. Just get rid of him.
>>76945878
>Be a guest somewhere
>Fail to notify them about dietary preferences
>Be offered meal they paid for and spent time preparing
>Don't eat meal because of non-health related preferences
What a cunt. Don't care about his religion, would be just as much of a cunt if he was vegetarian.
>>76950269
Peter
Alex
Andreas
Jakob
Michael
>>76945878
damn that looks tasty as fuck
>>76950362
You mean from other Americans who don't know any other language? Because there is literally nothing confusing about apostrophe placement, it's neat and logical. Our system of expressing owning something is about ten times more complicated, you have to remember all those suffixes and you have to inflect them, too.
>>76946589
>>76947292
>>76947448
>>76947843
>>76948191
Stop making us look bad you goofball.
>I'm a cuckold
Ok.
>>76947292
>Why the fuck were you born in Slovenia?
How the fuck is that even a question?
>>76950568
Jochen-Malte :^)
>>76949850
>implying he'll win
the jewish overlords won't let him 2bh
>>76950607
Bad spawn point.
>>76950607
>joke
your head
>>76950509
>never once has something slipped my mind
c'mon m8
>>76950636
Jeremy-Pascal
>>76950784
Soren-Lukas
>>76947745
>If it's not artificially made by some food conglomerate they don't eat it.
>>76948975
>Keep telling yourself that.
>>76949237
>It's just banter.
I know it's just banter, but it's the reality in many of our urban and suburban areas.
>>76950962
> I know it's just banter, but it's the reality in many of our urban and suburban areas.
In American suburbs there are huge gardens no ? They could use it to cultivate some vegetables.
>>76950953
what is the term for women who disgrace our Nation with turks and Arabs?
>>76945878
Germans lost this war already. You can't do anything, but you can always kill him.
>>76951166
We have huge lawns, not gardens. In suburbs they are not used to grow vegetables, but instead used to show off - it is a matter of pride for many to have the greenest, most well kept grass in the neighborhood.
>>76951216
Do we have a term for that?
>>76946589
They're all CIA proxies to trick us into thinking we have a free and open internet.
>>76951166
>In American suburbs there are huge gardens no ? They could use it to cultivate some vegetables.
Some of us tend small gardens, but that's more or less a hobby, and doesn't really yield harvest.
In our more rural areas, though, we have great feasts.
>>76951166
Look up Home Owners Associations.
>>76945878
Just go about it the same way I did in school.
>teacher gives us the assignment to buy minced meat
>because of Muslim we are supposed to buy only beef meat and not half and half pork and beef
>go the to butcher and tell him to take a 60/40 mix an extra round through the meatgrinder
>???
>bring meat and cleared bill to teacher
I just wish my mate would have waited until the next day to break the news to the Muslim they stuffed in that class with us but that fool was already giggling like a girl through the whole course. He just couldn't help himself.
I'm sure it also helped the guy on the path to conversion.
>>76945878
>alsacian dish pic related
Probably just got triggered because you implied the Elsaßss is legitimate french clay.
>>76945878
A lager would go nicely with this dish
>>76951823
Not only Elsaß but Lothringen too. :DDD
>>76945878
Kill him
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theres no other way, since youre already housing him i suspect youre a cuckold anyway
>>76945878
doesnt it make you feel gay putting those wursts in your mouth with your hands??
>>76952955
You never experimented foreign-exchange-program ? I did it twice before this case, one with an argentinian guy and one with another german guy.
>>76950362
It's not annoying, its rather easy.
>>76946090
>burger thinks he can have opinions about food
Maybe if they made it into a mass and stuck it in sticks for easier dipping you could understand.
That shit is delicious.
To OP: act like you are very open to muslims and islam in general and talk about it like you want to learn more, see how far down the fanatism hole he goes.
If he is a rare tolerant, "not really" muslim, try to redpill him so that he at least sees that his views are not common among muslims. Maybe talk about the muslim reformists and their views about apostasy, political islam, shariah etc. That way he may feel more alienated from the allahuakbar community and repulsed by their views.
If he is yet another meme moderate muslim with ideas like: restricted freedom of speech if it insults islam, shariah law should be official in any way in any territory, muh USA and islamic terrorism equiparation, muh women wearing mailbox costumes is freedom of choice, islamic terrorism justifiable in any case, muh "terrorism" is a loaded word, etc.
In that case, roll up bacon strips around a sausage and put a stick through it for structural strength (ask a burger). Then stick it up his ass when he is most vulnerable praying, while you shout DEUS VULT.
>>76952477
:^)
>>76946589
i read 4chin everyday
my english improve
>>76946589
Learning english is essential to being able to use the internet to its full potential. My native language cyberspace is pretty confined. I can't even imagine using the internet as a monolingual non-english speaker.Also, to end up on 4chan, you have to be pretty good at english in the first place.
>>76945878
Talk about how the modern world was born in Manchester, which lead to the West being the engine of rapid global development over the past 200 years and a bit.
Then move onto talking about the decline of the West and the white race (the degeneracy, political correctness, declining birth rates, the incredible subversion over the past couple of decades, and so on - and what's behind it all).
Talk about the incredible consanguinity rates all over the Islamic world.
Talk about the 80s IQ scores all over the Middle East, and the 60s and 70s IQ scores all over black Africa.
It's most likely that the guy has given up of Western principles and Western identity, and you just need to bring it all back and talk about the forces that has been at work in its destruction. You basically have to redpill the guy to hell and back. Explain to him all the precious things that's worth preserving in this world - i.e. all the things that the West (his ancestors and their European brothers) have fought, bled and died for.
