Hi, I'm canadian.
>>76873261
It's real in my mind.
>>76873261
Yes we are REal those are Fake Canadien Patch you use to travel without fear of retaliation for your border less stupidity ..
This thread is now a Canada appreciation thread!
>>76873261
I wouldn't worry about it...
>>76873261
Accept no Imitation !
Not really, the population is actually only about 10 thousand and most of us work for the internet propaganda service making you think there's actually 30 million people in this barren wasteland
>>76873261
Our sovereignty is an illusion. We're essentially an American vassal, but at least you let us pretend to be free. If Trudeau gets reelected though (and he most certainly will thanks to all the immigrants and SJWs) , just annex us and put us out of our misery.
>>76873261
Wake me up. ALS pic related.
>>76873973
We no one vassal .. We the one towing your ass around https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsPIzRsUtlE
>>76873261
oi mate these bogans are onto us
quick shitpost more like a canadian mate hurry or they'll figure us out
I mean, sorry eh? hehehe....
>>76873261
Some time we let you cheat so you look good for your Greatest Allies .. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPViLamDzjA
Hello my fellow Canadians!
>>76873261
all too fucking real
if you consider ideas real
How can Canada be real if our eyes aren't real.
Canada is literally a fake country, created when Britain was forced to dump a few hardcore cucks (who formed the vast minority of American loyalists) somewhere after the Revolution. Canada has no real identity (DUDE PINEAPPLE PIZZA LMAO) outside of Quebec (which doesn't even want to be a part of Canada). "But that's not fair, Canada has culture!" you say. Very true. The flannel-clad lumberjack, trapping fur and making syrup is a well-known icon world-wide - a QUEBECOIS icon. The only thing close to iconic culture that (Anglo) "Canada" has are the Mounties, and those guys are just gay cowboy police who had to go settle the west because the "Canadians" were too cuckolded and scared to do it themselves. One of Canada's folk heroes is a cop who took away an American cowboy's guns when he tried to go find gold in the Yukon. Can you honestly think of anything more pathetic than that? Great Britain doesn't give a fuck about Canada. Just because you say "Zed" instead of "Zee" doesn't mean they care about you. And why would they? You threw away your British heritage for A FUCKING LEAF and what do you have to show for it? You're a bargain bin America, basically an oversized Vermont. Canada is blessed that they happen to live next to the single most benevolent and peaceful military superpower in Western History. Nobody else would let a pathetic joke like that exist right on their doorstep. And we don't even have to. With NAFTA and the gradual erosion of anything remotely uniquely "Canadian" you're grandchildren will be begging us for annexation. I just hope that my progeny have the good sense to reject it. I wouldn't want this great country bogged down by something as pathetic as """"""""Canada"""""""".
>>76873382
He's Canadian.
That's a Blue Jays cap he's wearing.
>>76876719
>says the country that is virutally indistinguishable from any of the surrounding ones
Dude beavertails lmao
>>76876719
>>76873261
How can Canada be real if genders aren't real
>>76876905
Good point, well said
>>76876905
That doesn't change any fact that he mentioned, canuck.
>>76876719
well said flag cousin
>>76873382
>>76876806
What he said.
>gif related
>>76873382
>tries to post anti-American meme
>shows picture of Canadian
Canadian shitposting is a myth. Our neighbors to the north are just severe autists.
>>76876719
>mexican intellectual
>>76873261
No, I can confirm. Don't believe the leafcucks lies
>>76873261
I went to what I was told was Canada before. They had different money, put French on their food's nutrition labels, and had metric road signs. Still, there was something oddly suspicious about the whole affair.
>>76873261
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_largest_trading_partners_of_the_United_States
>>76876463
Looks like I'm a #cruzmissile now
>>76873261
They're almost like a test chamber. I stand firm in believing worldly experiments get thrown or are conceived in Canada.
>>76878394
It's the other way around. The United States is the test ground because Canada is filled with unimaginative cucks that are too scared to push their boundaries because it's not safe and they don't want to be the fall guys for when shit hits the fan. Things that happen in the US happen in Canada a few years later. If Trump wins, we'll be getting something similar in 5~ years.
>>76878320
does anybody have the Spurdo #cruzmissile image?
been looking for it
>>76872452
This thread reminds of a glistening Autumn day, only to remember your backyard is littered with dog shit among the leaves
we'll be real once japan is nuked by us.
