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Damn....men BTFO by tumblr
People who use Tumblr might be mentally challenged...
>>76863043
>might
what did he mean by this?
>>76862955
as always, women outdo themselves with stupidity
http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=59348
>>76862955
tablecloths predate the Victorian era...
So clearly since we're so irrational and can't control our boners, rape is a non-issue right? After all we can't control it, just like all the stupid decisions women make on a daily basis.
>>76862955
Almost made me think, sort of.
>>76862955
telling a silly joke with a small story as cover
OP your making mountains of molehills
>>76862955
That sounds like a urban legend, though boners do kinda suck sometimes.
I'll take them over being a completely irrational, emotional mess though.
>>76863233
>posting (((snopes)))
>calling other people stupid
get a load of this kike
>>76863635
t. tumblr
>>76862955
Tb.h covering them up just makes them sexier. After a little footplay with those long, curvaceous legs while sitting next to your parents, it's impossible not to pop a boner
>>76863778
this
i frequently masturbate to the thought of table legs and anybody who doesnt is a homo
>>76863948
>dick status: muh
DELETE THIS
>>76862955
>Every woman has a period
>Every woman cries for no reason
>Not every man has a table
>Not every man has cloth
>Not every man has dinner
>Not every man can get a boner
>Not every man gets a boner for a table
>Every man is a table-molesting pervert anyway
Feminist equality in action
then why there are hundreds if not thousands of videos of woman fucking table legs?
>>76863948
lewd
>>76862955
Oderint dum metuant.
>>76864069
kek
Cis-tableist scum
>>76863948
STOP POSTING PORN ON /POL/!!!
>>76863767
>Boners don't make men irrational emotional messes
Explain angsty white knights.
>>76864208
>>76862955
>all that salt
she must be on her period
>>76862955
200,000 notes?
Also, are they implying men got aroused because a table leg is phallic looking? Are they implying men are faggots?
>>76863948
Anyone have that screencap of the guy with the floor tile fetish?
>>76864088
>>Not every man can get a boner
>>>/tumblr/
>>76863948
REPORTED
SAGED
HIDDEN
>>76864510
It's true that they do, but a lot of men actually manage to overcome their natural instincts with discipline and willpower.
I haven't met very many women who are able to do this. All of them just seem to give in to emotions on a whim and blame everyone else around them for their behaviour rather than themselves.
Women will even point it out in other women without seemingly realizing nor acknowledging that they also do it. It's flabbergasting.
>>76863188
really makes you think huh ?
>>76862955
Now here's a REAL fact from the Victorian era: women used to treat their irrational behavior (called "hysteria") by going to male doctors and having them rub their clit until they came
>>76864510
If you are smart you can get rid of that irrationality in a couple of minutes.
>>76863188
>>76865049
I hate you both, so much.
>>76865049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhnsC2V4_0w
Is that even true?
This reminds me of a story this dude told the class in a community college class.
The (black) teacher was talking about how she didn't like young black people calling each other the 'n-word.'
Homie raises his hand and says, "Actually, 'my nigga' comes from the Niga tribe of Africa. Their traditional greeting was to call each other Niga to make sure they was in the same tribe. So now as a sign of our African roots, we still call each other 'nigga'. It has nothing to do with 'nigger' which is what they called slaves."
A few other people nodded their heads in agreement. He was dead serious.
Trying to embarrass men by claiming they get aroused is like trying to make fun of a white guy for having a boring, blue-collar job.
Oh no! She made attribution towards my virility!
>>76865555
No but nice quads
>>76865761
Did the professor believe that bullshit?
They literally bleed down there, don't they? What a world we live in.
>>76864717
I got you senpai
>>76862955
retard doesnt realize that table cloths are there to keep the table from getting dirty lmao
>>76862955
And that table leg's name? Albert Einstein.
>>76862955
wow.... realy makes u thin k....
>>76864510
>men
>angsty white knights
Choose one and only one
>>76862955
>tumblr
>blowing anyone except their somalian overlords
>>76862955
Requesting the dude who got his rocks off by beating it to floor tiles
I think it was from /v/?
>>76863776
http://www.historytoday.com/blog/2011/10/victorian-jokes-best-19th-century-humour
>"See here, wait, I've found a button in my salad." "That's all right, sir, it's part of the dressing."
>Marriage is an institution intended to keep women out of mischief and get them into trouble.
>HE: "I am a millionaire. Haven't I got money enough for both of us?'"
SHE: "Yes, if you are moderate in your tastes."
>WIFE: "You loved me before we were married!"
HUSBAND: "Well, now it's your turn!"
Just add a small story to these and you could be the next Jay Leno!
Although maybe your not wrong
>http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=59348
>>76862955
Ugh.... kinkshaming?
How problematic...
No.... just no.....
>>76866269
It's not quite for ants, but I think it's completely unreadable
>>76863776
I guess some dumb cunt was serious about a myth.
Was I really wrong to think it was just a joke?
