/pol/ is literally shaking right now.....
>girl posts pseudo woo woo bullshit on social media
So just another day then?
Child's play compared to the dark art of Kek worship
>>76856375
Lets use meme magic
Try Patriarch-san
>>76856521
/thread
WE WUZ WITCHES N SHIET
DA WHITE MALES DONT WANT U TO KNOW DAT BACK WHEN WE WUZ WITCHES WE COULD CAST MAGIC N SHIET WE WERE POWERFUL BUT DEN DA WHITE MALE TOOK OUR POWER AWAY
>>76856375
>actually believing magic that isn't meme based works
>BROADly.vice.com
>American Warlocks
>>76856521
Kek
Notice they never use witchcraft to lose weight.
Bitch-craft no match for meme magic
KEK 'EM
>>76856533
>>76856375
>mfw read it as "cure"
>mfw don't care I read it wrong, meme magic will do the rest
>>76856375
MEME-WIZARD DIVISIONS TO ARMS!
FIRST SHITPOST ANTI-NORMIE DIVISION HERE
>>76856521
Kekromancy will save this polluted world.
One set subs from Lord Kek will reverse this.
>>76856375
Witches get stitches.
european pseudo-magic
no hue favela dweller macumba from the depths of africa with sacrificed animals for the demons and red and black candles.
>>76856375
>Women use witchcraft
>Meme magic makes him rape another women and get away with it again.
>>76856375
kek
I wonder what /x/ think about this.
>>76856766
VICTORY, ALL MEMETICS STAND DOWN
so if its real magic, why doesn't it stop rapes when they happen?
>literally be a watch
>commune with evil spirits
>hate someone for lesser, physical wrong/evil
you can't make this shit up. I would never have thought to make shit this bizarre up.
>>76856764
In kek, there is truth. In kek, there is peace.
It's time we put an end to these whores
this poor form of majestic art their bitchcraft
>>76856375
This would be illegal in my country of origin.
In Papua, witchcraft is forbidden.
>MADE NEW CHANT
>LORD KEK END THESE WHORES
>>76856375
WE WUZ VOODOO AND SHIT
Paganbro here.
As a rule, the more vocal about it a witch is, the less talent they actually have. These are the kind of people who watched 'The Craft' and thought it was totally cool and now they wear too many necklaces.
10 to 1 odds says a vast majority of these 'witches' can barely influence their own lives, let alone someone else's.
>>76856783
This. Everyone who looks into paganism history with a sane mind knows it has no ties to historical druids and pagans. It's a continuation of Halloween for big kids.
>>76856793
>with it again
>again
>implying he did something to begin with in order to 'get away with'
>>76856375
>they call muggles "no-maj"
>>76856932
What about bitchcraft?
>>76857042
>>76856793
>implying he got away with anything when he's going to prison
>>76856375
Their magic is inferior.
Praise Kek.
>>76856375
Damn, whitey's days are numbered, I guess. What did you do to deserve this?
>>76856375
the girl gave consent. it is not provable that she did not. In fact, she didn't remember. So the only sensible outcome is Brock is innocent of the charges. He is not a sex offender. Now his life is ruined all because the whore who is the victim now feels poorly that she's a drunk whore.
>>76856375
Witches are literally shaking right now.....
Teach women not to witch.
>>76856375
Can their faggoty wiccan magic really stand before the might of meme magic?
>>76856375
>gathered online
>>76857422
Kek confirms, Magick is a MAN'S world
>>76857451
I TAP ONE WATER LAND AND ONE FOREST LAND
I TAP COUNTERSPELL
>>76856375
Fools.
The only magic there is, is meme magic.
>>76857431
Faggoty wiccan magic can barely stand up to cursory observation.
>>76856375
Post something current, newfag. We already cast our protections spells two days ago.
Praise Kek!
>current year
>suffering a witch to live
After hearing that I kinda want him to become uber successful billionaire god-emperor of mankind now.
>people still seriously believe in maggicccyk in the current year
I thought the only magic-believers now were immigrant Motumbu McDindus who behead their kids to exorcise the evil ju-ju spirits.
>>76857431
No, it can't. I summon the power of kek to make Brock's life better than ever. In prison he will gather an army of street-savvy criminals who will teach him the ways of the underground.
In 6 months, he will be released. Being unemployable, he will be forced to traffic in guns and drugs. Quietly he'll build his underworld empire until he's ready to seek vengeance against the system that slandered his good name.
They stole his future, so he will take theirs.
The general of the first anti-feminism brigade will report directly to God Emperor Trump, and begin it's march through our nation's colleges seeking out women's studies professors and dropping them out of helicopters.
Then come the bloggers, the youtubers, the opportunistic propagandists... General Brock won't stop until this nation is cleansed of the ideology that ruined his life.
In Kek's name, it shall be done.
>>76858227
Wiccans.
Not even once.
>>76856521
I though kekromancy was a banned practice?
>>76856375
Magic is a myth. Harry Potter is fake too. And jedi.
>>76856681
Everyone knows magical energy is stored in fat cells
>>76858559
jebs real fgt
>ignorant witches put curses on this dude
>they in the same thought believe there wont be any repercussions for their dark magic bullshit
I know real witches and they don't take curses/hexes lightly. They know it takes a toll on their body and life when they cast one. They also sure as shit don't talk about it to the public. It took years for me and my friend to get the tiniest bit of info out of our witch friend.
Doesn't the person you hex have to do something to YOU personally, to actually be able to hex them?
>>76858559
>pew pew! lasers and shit
this is magic
>i ask for something vague to happen at an unspecified time, it may or may not work
this is called PRAYING, dipshit
>>76858781
DID U EAT DAT WITCH PUSSY
>>76858512
which land do you hail from?
>>76858973
A land
Did they use their period blood in the ritual?
so 1 white guy fingers a unconcious girl who agreed to let him finger her and hundreds of witches curse him
but thousands of rapes in europe involving physical violence before and during and after the rapes that may have involved anal doesnt warrant any curse?!?!?
no wonder they bitches got wiped out. no sense of proper prioritization
>>76856375
Where do we draw the line between witchcraft and feminism?
>>76856375
this just in
>magic isnt real
>>76859012
Hi Alan :)
>>76859211
Unless it's meme magic
>>76856375
I hope he hunts them down and rapes every last one of them
>>76858781
I have a wiccan friend who actually modified his memory because he told this kid how to make a horcrux
>>76858965
Only met 1 straight witch. And that was the mother of the gay witch I know.
>>76858781
>I know real witches
Please keep your low-IQ white trash retardation off /pol/
>>76858948
You ask that as though it's possible to hex someone through this shit if you do it 'right'.
>>76856375
>""""""""female magick""""""""""
too bad they can only resonate with the LHP and further their stay on this prison planet
>>76859252
>mfw that's my name
Hi!
>>76856766
>>76856844
DEUS KEKUS
SOMEONE POST THE PAT ROBERTSON
FEMINISM IMAGE
LEAVE THEIR HUSBANDS
PRACTICE WITCHCRAFT
>>76859374
Based on their "rules" of magic.
>What are hypothetical questions
>>76859365
>I don't like who you interact with so you're retarded
>>76859621
You believe magic is real.
You hang out with people who believe magic is real.
???
Execute yourself.
>>76858781
Hello schizo
>>76856677
dubs prove it
Kek works in mysterious ways.
"For here art his word:
The answer here lay with me,
All things healed through Kek."
Revelkektions, 37:14.
>>76859515
>PAT ROBERTSON
>FEMINISM IMAGE
I'll never understand why "kek" in particular took off so hotly.
It's just what you see when you play alliance in WoW and a horde members laughs at you.
>>76859701
When did I ever say I believe in magic? I merely said I know real witches who don't fuck around like these pussy women in the Vice article.
I'm a catholic anon, you can calm your teenage butthurt.
>>76859701
what's your definition of "magic?"
this may shed some light on the quarrel
>>76856681
I snorted hard.
>>76859701
There's nothing wring with expanding your circle I'm who you hangout with to broaden your perspective you autistic neckbeard
>>76859701
magic is real, its the final redpill
its not as mystic and le dark artz as it sounds, we literally do magic everyday, a good example is advertising and law of attraction (magic for soccer moms)
>>76856375
o kurwa
>>76859905
It was also the influence of a turkish cake and top gun.
i feel like its just getting started with this kid
were in the age of memes and i believe the normies will wring this dry with a smile on their face
>>76859905
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heqet
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baal
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/08/31/middleeast/palmyra-temple-damaged/
>>76858277
Dubs speaketh the Will of KEK.
>>76860075
this desu
magic is really just the art of influence with a splash of occult
How can the media even pretend to have empathy when they publish stuff like this?
>>76856521
KBUH
>>76856795
/x/ fag here
Curses are usually more dangerous to the dickhead who tries to conduct them. If you wish evil on someone you usually get it back twice as hard. The whore fucked up
>>76859973
they are fucking around because they aren't doing anything, retard.
>>76860382
do you have to be a certain power level to conduct curses?
>>76860470
That's just your opinion anon.
>>76860382
Now we know why Wiccans are perpetually miserable.
>>76856521
Top fucking kek
>>76856375
They ain't got nothin' on Kek and his meme magic.
>>76857031
Why is kek magic so powerful then?
>>76860539
No it's not. Take your pasty obese white girls with too many cats and get the fuck off this board.
>>76856521
This. Kekromancy is the beginning of the end for these faggots.
The fuck is up with women and "spells & witchcraft?"
Why do they tend to gravitate to this bullshit more than men?
Throughout history you see female bullshitters being "witches and sorcerers" in all sorts of famous stories such as Hamlet.
You even hear about them in the Bible, where they are supposed to be stoned to death.
Growing up, I even knew women who claimed to be "wiccans"
My own Mother thinks she has secret witch powers for being born on Halloween.
Like, what draws them to it so consistently? Is it some sort of instinctual thing? Perhaps some sort of leftover innate superstitions?
>>76859895
>this image is 100% truth
damn
>>76860740
(you)
>>76856850
Because it's like putting a seatbelt on after you've crashed the car.
>He's serving life in solitary confinement
>Hasn't been in contact with another person for 30 years
>This is "proof" the "spell" worked and he stopped "raping"
>>76856375
>wrote rapist on his forehead
They're just giving him power to become a hyper seductive rapist.
>>76860382
I have shit luck man help me break whatever fucking curse I got
>>76860481
has someone ever burned you and you couldn't stop thinking about it all day?
imagine thinking about it for weeks, recreating and analyzing the pain and discomfort that person has caused you and wishing it upon them, thinking of ways that their lives could just depreciate day by day
the rituals are really just for you, to clear your mind of doubt, convince yourself you're serious, and get your alpha and thetawaves flowing
>>76860481
It's complicated. The folklore about curses usually involves some sort of animal or item where the curser puts the negative energy into after carrying out the curse. As long as you know the right way to do it, anyone could do a curse
>>76859973
>I know real witches
>real witches
>real
Does this not imply that you think witches are real anon?
Given that a 'witch' is someone credited with doing 'magic' it's pretty clear why anon would infer you're a buttpirate retard who believes in magic when you say you've met 'real witches'.
Any non-retard would likely say, "I've met 'witches' irl and they don't take 'hexes' lightly".
Your clear conditional of 'real' witches implies there are 'fake' witches, lending some kind of implicit credibility to the entire premise of 'witchhood'.
There is no such thing as a real witch faggot. There are mentally ill people who think they have special powers.
>>76860788
women are obsessed with being mysterious and beleiving they held any kind of abilties/influence over men to hide their vapid, simple and irrational natures.
>>76860872
>>76856783
This just proves niggers are dumber than these chicks.
If kill le animal then spooky magic will happen
>finger a fat bitch
>become public enemy number one
>>76860945
forgiveness
forgive those who have trespassed against you, and trust that your hardships have made you stronger and that you can move past them
always look for windows opportunity even in your worst luck
>>76856375
>/pol/ is literally shaking right now.....
Nobody gives a shit about some rapist
>>76861049
>he thinks I'm Wiccan when I clearly stated I was Catholic earlier in the thread.
Yet I'm the "retard"
>>76856375
Yeah, but can their gypsie magic handle kekromancy?
>>76861102
That's gay tho
>>76856760
You have my strength.
>>76856375
Reads
>hundreds of women invite negative forces into their lives in collective stupidity ritual
>>76856681
Funniest post today
>>76858277
Why so underrated?
>>76860975
>tfw by that logic I've inadvertently conducted a curse
At least I think so. But my life has only gotten better and better, am I just building up to the point where the curse I accidentally cast burns me?
Fug
>>76861002
there are 'fake' witches: those straw men you're basing your premise upon
>>76860788
women are more likely to have these behaviors:
petty
two-faced
harboring past wrongs vengefully
blame shifting
and also less likely to have been punished for their misdeeds
this leads to an angry, vengeful mind and heart
but these women can't confront anyone to solve their hatred or problems. They just smoulder in it, in secret. They don't want to be accountable and they aren't really looking for a two way street. They really just want themselves to always be right or at least vindicated. But they don't want to get their hands dirty.
Like Jews. Women are the Jews of the sexes.
>>76856681
Jej
>>76861156
8 out of 10 wiccans pretend to be catholic.
>>76861340
>>76860945
Good energy :^)
Srsrly though, do some good for people and start thinking positive thoughts. It's like a personal meme war
>>76861165
there is nothing that can beat KEK and his eternal meme magic. NOTHING
ALL PRAISE KEK.
>>76861156
>>76861156
>already believes in jooga booga
1-800-You-need-a-vasectomy
>>76859012
Do you come from a land down under? :^)
>>76861327
My premise is based upon the fact that anyone claiming to do 'magic' is mentally ill.
What is a 'real witch' then in your opinion? Please provide a full definition. Please also define the 'hexes' they apparently take seriously.
>Witchcraft
>Not voodoo
Womyn fucking up yet again.
>>76861311
it really depends upon your locus of control
inside (i happen to the world) - vitriol can be empowering
outside (the world happens to me) - vitriol can be enervating
>>76856375
God I hate so much people who practice that witch craft new age bullshit. I enjoy watching these people die.
>>76857031
>actually believing in witchcraft
Can you even get dressed on your own and feed yourself?
>>76861547
A real witch is a person who practices in the art of influence with or without occult artifacts.
A hex is a single/group effort of wishing ill on a person.
>>76858781
>>76861577
Yes, and of course in neither cases are hexes or curses a real thing. (An important conditional)
>>76856375
Let's hope he wasn't actually innocent after all.
Nahhhh, that doesn't matter anymore.
>>76861165
Actually laughed.
Kekromancy
>>76861486
that's right witch, you're going to drown!
>>76861577
>>76861655
>>76861666
Three in a row. Kek is listening to us.
Magic is real. Most people just don't understand its subtleties.
>>76861780
>>76856375
it was two swedes who supposedly witnessed the thing. any surprise there?
cucksanity
>>76861540
I'm coming to Slovenia in July. Brace your asshole!
>>76856375
>thinks they can topple meme magic
>>76856533
>thinks he can focus and control meme magic
We must let these things arise of their own accord. Kek chooses, we obey. The keks have a will of their own, and I feel no keks here.
>But if we put together a gofundme for his trial I'll bet that'll trigger the shit out of them.
>>76859313
Story time leaf
>>76861674
OK so a 'real witch' is a mentally ill or otherwise disturbed person and a hex is disliking someone.
Nice.
>>76856521
Atleast Kek worship works.
I mean, we're about to elect someone as the President of the United States through meme magic alone.
and these shut-in smelly tumblr cunts won't accomplish anything because they worship false idols
>>76856375
I'm pretty sure the judicial system already put a curse on him.
But these dumb bitches will think they actually have magical powers.
>>76856375
So Pat Robertson was right, feminism really does lead to women embracing witchcraft.
>>76861780
My friends old Speed metal band, literally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzFkox5-2KY
>>76856521
PRAISE BE TO LORD KEK
>>76858277
n i c e.
>>76861540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
>>76862121
21 21
>>76856521
>>76856681
>>76861990
have you never met a psychologist? a car salesman? a teacher? your mother? a dog?
>>76858781
>I know real witches
Have any of them won the lottery?
>no
not a real witch
>>76856375
anons have meme magic, girls have real magic. 4chan BTFO. PS. fuck kek.
>>76856766
Eye of Newt and wing of bat,
why are all these witches fat?
Tooth of bear and ear of Beck,
don't they know they'll anger kek?
BY DORNER AND ROOF,
COME SCATTER THESE LAMBS
I CALL ON LORD KEK
SUMMON THE ZIM ZAM
Witchcraft "doesn't work" the moment someone talks about what they are trying to do to anyone else. So the moment this was posted, was the moment the attempted spells would no longer work even if everyone tried at once.
https://books.google.com/books?id=aJ0pCwAAQBAJ&printsec=frontcover#v=onepage&q&f=false
>>76856375
Actually little do they know that according to Wiccan beliefs whatever curse, or hex they put on a person will come back to them seven fold
There's a reason why you don't hear about people doing shit like this all the time. Because anyone who actually knows anything about it realizes that it's dangerous according to its own laws
With that said Wicca is bullshit, and they stole most of their believes from Freemasonry.
>>76856375
I thought the writing on his forehead was "Papist" at first.
>>76856521
PRAISE KEK
CLEAN OUR SITE FROM LEFTIST SHITPOSTS
>>76862282
top kek
>>76862302
kek'd
>>76860788
women naturally have a better magic stat
>>76862120
i can't listen to this, it's awful.
>>76862239
I've met them all(cat not dog, I thought magic was real bro), what does that have to do with schizos believing in magic?
>>76856375
The power of kek/memes is just too much
He's fucking a white male !!
>>76862377
Kek smiles upon you. Meme magick is alive.
>>76856375
Alright, i've browsed /x/ for 8 years now.
I can tell you right now, nothings going to fucking happen.
They should try lucid dreaming or sleep paralysis instead, you know, something that actually has results.
>>76856375
Isn't there a law in witchcraft, that whatever you dish out, you'll get back three times worse? I hope the the Horned God is looking out for him.
>>76858781
>witch
Lelel
>>76862390
is she hacking up a hairball?
>>76861852
RAPE IS REAL GUYS
I HAVE SEEN IT
>>76860177
>>76860788
>>76860799
>>76860988
>>76861311
>>76861577
>>76861655
>>76861666
all will be checked in his name
>>76860788
>The fuck is up with women and "spells & witchcraft?"
They are weak beings that need fairy tales to feel powerful, because they don't have any real inherent strengths of their own.
>>76856521
Praise Kek
>>76856375
Sure get all superstitious but don't expect to be taken seriously in the modern age. Laughable in the 21st century.
He was already cursed.
He was born a white man after the Civil Rights movement.
>>76862120
not very fast and quite terrible vocals.
>>76856484
>>76856521
This is a one two combo of best posts. Praise Kek, may he bless these dubs in Thine name.
>>76860788
women are evil
>>76861666
Satanic trips deny witches.
The great deceiver
>>76856375
I thought being wiccan went out with doc martins in the 90s
>>76862498
here's my formal concession
anonymous was right all a-long i am a changed man
>>76856521
Their pantheon of worthless Gods cant fight against Kek, kek vult!.
now that more facts are out I'll admit Turner is an assaulter that just finally got caught.
>swedes say he didn't appear that drunk
>swedes said the girl was unconscious
>other people at the party said he was throwing himself at girls with kisses (unwanted)
>has a history of doing this at parties
>he sent a message to his friends (likely a picture of her boobs) during the time of the incident but it was later deleted
>someone asked "who's are those?" in response
>>76859365
Oh, the irony
>>76860788
Higher spiritual power to compensate for low physical power. When we were more universally Christian women were considered much more pious and spiritually pure than men on average as well, except for the fact Eve fucked up their chances of being head of any church.
The Asians for the same reason believe women make more powerful and vengeful ghosts in the afterlife.
>>76856795
/x/phile here, have cursed people. These bitches won't get anything but progressive PC points from the media and upboats on their social media. Its nothing. Just attention whoring.
>>76859905
I remember something about how kek was a god with a froghead in ancient egypt. plus the already kek thing for WoW and some other baal stuff.
>>76856375
Unironic woo is always so embarrassing
