Sex acts with animals are legal in Canada, so long as there is no penetration involved, according to a surprise ruling issued by the Supreme Court.
Canada’s Supreme Court has legalized oral sex with pets as long as no penetration is involved in a ruling slammed by animal rights groups.
The court ruled 7-1 in favor of a British Columbia man convicted of 13 counts of sexually assaulting his stepdaughters who also “smeared peanut butter on the genitals of his victims and had the family dog lick it off while he videotaped the act,” court documents revealed.
“Although bestiality was often subsumed in terms such as sodomy or buggery, penetration was the essence — ‘the defining act’ — of the offense,” the court ruled. “There is no hint in any of the parliamentary record that any substantive change to the elements of the offense of bestiality was intended.”
The Canadian legislature also made headlines recently after the Liberal Party, led by Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, demanded two year prison sentences for people found guilty of “transgender discrimination.”
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-canada-court-bestiality-idUSKCN0YV1QX
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The court ruled 7-1 in favor of a British Columbia man convicted of 13 counts of sexually assaulting his stepdaughters who also “smeared peanut butter on the genitals of his victims and had the family dog lick it off while he videotaped the act
AHAHAHAH, omfg Canada what the fuck is wrong with you.
Instead of banning Russia, we should of banned your disgusting country.
>>76793001
if you ban Canada, we win
>>76792857
I know where I'm taking my Christmas vacation this year!
>doge here I cum!
>>76793001
any pics or vid ?
>>76792857
Sad part is disgusting shit happens all the time, they just dont video tape it and get caught.
>South African fire fighters
>faggot theme cop cars
>inviting Muslim invaders
>terrible shitty leaf posters
>dog fuckers
All you leafs can go to the dog park and suck dog dicks legally now, just like you always wanted.
>gay marriage isn't a slippery slope
At least your national anthem is gender neutral now
This is a huge victory for White People. Congratulations you guys.
If you need me, I guess I won't be in my lab after all...
>>76793396
Weedman; The meme that keeps on giving.
>>76793001
God is already punishing leafs with a cuck leader and great fire from hell. Only fire can cleanse such degenerate faggotry.
>>76793396
We knew you'd be proud, brother. We knew you'd be pleased that we followed your lead :)
it's not that it's now legal
It's that it was always legal
apparently there's legislation in the pipeline to ban this shit though
>>76793806
>is unaware that Fort Mac is actually being cleansed by a great flood
Get your head in the game, Heinrich.
>>76792857
>sexually assaulting his stepdaughters
how old was she btw ?
Is canada the most pathetic nation? desu i think they're worse than sweden. Most swedish posters aren't actually cucks like canadians either hmm really makes ya think
>>76792857
BEWARE THE FROSTBACKS
Why can't they pass rulings on things that matter? How many people thought this was an issue? I always feel like my tax dollars are being wasted.
>>76793396
>MTV
>Interracial obsession
>Ooga booga sportz worship
>Inviting Mexican invaders
>terrible burger posters. Muh gunz
>Gay marriage too, fuckers.
>Nigger fuckers
Reminder: America has a black muslim president, and no matter who they vote in (protip, hilllary will win) they will have to live with EIGHT years of Obama.
>>76792857
That picture pisses me off so fucking much
Dude, sex with animals has been legal here since our independence.
Webm related.
for fucks sake canada
>>76793396
>>South African fire fighters
What's their current status, btw?
>>76794172
Just because you're on holiday in Australia doesn't mean you are capable of their exquisite shitposting.
>>76794310
But anon, our based government just voted a law to modify our national anthem in order to make it gender neutral!
>>76794389
>it was legal to have sex with slaves in the us
shameful
>>76794586
There is this whole graph that displays their work efficiency, it displays amount of crime also committed by them and whatnot.
>>76794312
>MTV
nobody here likes MTV faggot. Those who do are considered hopelessly stupid by everyone else.
>Interracial obsession
LOL coming from a fucking leaf
>Ooga booga sportz worship
What is hockey? Why is this a bad thing?
>Inviting Mexican invaders
they come here illegally. Cucked liberals want to make that shit legal. They're gonna get BTFO'd when Trump gets elected.
>terrible burger posters. Muh gunz
Again, coming from a leaf amirite? Leafs are literally the jokes of this board (which is saying a lot).
>Gay marriage too, fuckers
Your country legalized that shit waaaay before burgers did, and you just legalized beastiality LMAO
>Nigger fuckers
Coming from a leaf. Yet again.
>>76794607
don't you have a dog to fuck?
>>76792857
when can i get legally euthanized for depression?
>>76792857
>if Hillary became President we'd have a Progressive arms race to see who can apologize for and legalize the most bullshit
It's actually happening already with Obama.
>>76794586
They are on strike already
As I understand it, the ruling is not so much that the court approves of bestiality, but that Parliament fucked up by not drafting the statute to capture bestiality other than penetration.
See, in the judgment itself:
[3] In Canada, there can be no liability for common law crimes apart from criminal contempt of court: Criminal Code, R.S.C. 1985, c. C-46, s. 9 . As a result, changes to the scope of criminal liability must be made by Parliament; judges are not to change the elements of crimes in ways that seem to them to better suit the circumstances of a particular case.
The criminalizing provision itself only states this:
Bestiality is not defined in the Criminal Code, R.S.C. 1985, c. C-46 , which provides simply:
160 (1) Every person who commits bestiality is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding ten years or is guilty of an offence punishable on summary conviction.
As a quick summary of the rest of the case, the court found that the historical origins of the provision were restricted to cases of penetration, and that modern revisions by Parliament leading up to the current provision did not express a different intention. Therefore, the court could not impose a broader meaning on the criminal provision.
Do also note that the based trial judge convicted the idiot, and that there were strongly dissenting judges both in the Court of Appeal and the Supreme Court. This is by no means an uncontested decision, and the courts are not condoning bestiality, but rather telling Parliament to do its job properly and draft a stricter provision.
>>76794586
Striking for more gibs me dat & leaving
Hopefully the story spreads back in african it was cold and shitty and they won't want to come here
>>76793116
>if you ban canada, we win
my sides left orbit
If an animal can't give consent (and it can't, its an animal)... isn't it rape?
These progressive east coast Canadian liberals that want these retarded laws are legit retards.
>>76794619
Which is odd, because the line they intend to alter is a reference to the *men* who volunteered to tear shit up in Transvaal and the Orange Free State for the sake of the Empire.
Are we expected to pretend it was women at Paardeburg?
Oh, right. The only history we are allowed to reference is multiculturalism and the post-Trudeaumania shitshow we've been dealing with since the '70s.
>This Thread
>Missing the reason why
its so refugees can legally fuck their goats
>>76794312
Ha ha, leafs getting butt hurt.
Dude, if more than half of you weren't shitting up the board trying to be cool like AUS then I'm sure a lot of us would feel bad for you guys.
I do feel bad for the good people there but it seems the majority of you are idiots. Everything the weedman does is hilarious, you really want to bring up obongo?
It's OK leaf, just stay the fuck away from our pets
>>76795260
I bet peanut-butter sales and dog adoption rates will be going up nation wide
>>76794785
Can't penetrate, senpai. Why run a race if you're unable to cross the finish line?
>>76795260
Ignoring the context and touting the insanity is alright in this case.
The court so strictly followed the existing law that they acknowledged that performing sexual acts on animals is alright as long as there isn't penetration because sexual acts ON ANIMALS is described to involve penetration.
They are retarded and expose the flaws of their judicial and legislative system.
>Canada’s Supreme Court has legalized oral sex with pets
>>76793886
Supreme Court will say it's a Charter right. Politicians don't make laws. Judges do. This is out of an episode of Nip/Tuck. Now featuring Fido
So what is going to happen if a dog rapes a woman?
Lets say a petite, 19 year old girl owns a mastiff that weighs more than she does.
She is exercising her GOD GIVEN RIGHT to smear tasty tasty peanut butter on her cunt and have Fido lap it up. Then Fido, of his own volition without prompting, mounts her and she takes the knot. She cannot get free from the dog and a penetrative act occurs.
Is she criminally liable for being raped by a dog?
tfw no step daughter
>>76795778
No. You welcome the humping. The peanut butter absolves both you and the dog. Matters not that it's not your daughter but step daughter or even your dog or not. Peanut butter makes it all ok. Underage or not. DOG FUCKING OR NOT. MUH MUH BENETRATION
There is literally nothing wrong with animal love
Canada confirmed for being a parody nation. Good one, you fooled us leafs, but the game is up
>>76793806
Say hi to the other roaches for me, senpai.
>>76796035
It's only just begun.
>>76796035
Nobody elected any of these people. Is it a shit law? It stays. Does it make sense? Fuggen get rid of that shite
He tried to warn us about the degenerate Frostbacks
>>76792857
so progressive
>Tfw can mouth rape any animal I wish but posting this picture is a criminal act.
Weedman has his priorities straight.
>>76796119
And we'll make the new ones for ya too. Tie your hands and shit
>>76796142
Why do you think his entire country was destroyed? We are running the show now, and our policies are coming to you next.
I listened to Justin Trudeau speak both in french and english. this guy sounds like the biggest faggot with a list ive ever heard.
>>76795260
It looks like someone is spreading their ass in that pic
BREAKING: Who gives a fuck?
>>76792857
Holy fucking shit familia. What the fuck is wrong with you, Canada? Holy fucking shit
>carry drugs on you
he shouldnt go to jail blah blah outdated laws
>call some tranny mentally ill
>get stabbed to death by indians for being white while in PRISON
>>76794172
try living here, all the decent people either go in to hiding or leave the country, to be a successful member of Canadian society you pretty much have to become degenerate tranny.
>>76795752
noice, is she qt ?
>>76792857
Jelly?
If i accidentally spill beef gravy on my exposed genitals and fall asleep and I wake up to my dog having a snack should I go to jail?
>>76793396
This didn't start with gay marriage.
You're full of shit.
>people literally being this retarded
I thought right-wingers were supposed to be smarter than leftists.
I can finely marry my shih tzu named Juby. Truly blessed.
>>76792857
>>76793001
>7-1
It never ends
>>76792857
Not shocking for a country filled with furries
>>76793116
Underrated post.
>>76792857
BAN LEAFS
>>76798439
Cheer up, you just rekt Haiti by that score.
>>76796675
Dogs apparently
>>76792857
noooo, no waaay
holy fuck the slippery slope is real, liberals said it couldnt' be done
>>76792857
To be honest, their job isn't to change laws, but to interpret the law. If the law plainly says penetration, then that's what the law says. Change it if you don't like it, but don't reinterpret it.
>>76792857
In a way this makes me laugh and gives me the urge to shitpost. On the other hand this is just fucking depressing. We are circling the drain so fast now it's funny and fucking infuriating. I don't know whether I should 'do something' about this degeneracy or just keep watching to see what happens. I don't know lads.
>>76792857
>Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, demanded two year prison sentences for people found guilty of “transgender discrimination.”
What the fuck is even the definition of "transgender discrimination"? Like say I'm working in a coffee shop and a tranny wants some organic mocha bush rat milk triple filtered by reverse osmosis and boiled at exactly 124 degrees for 2 minutes and 22 seconds and I tell it we don't serve that or even do that at the establishment will I be jailed for 2 years for "transgender discrimination" because I didn't give the abomination what they wanted? What if I disagree with them like say they announce that water is a gas and I state it's a liquid causing them to break down into tears, will I be jailed?
>>76799139
somebody is going to fix it anyway
>Fucking dogfuckers hogging all the attention. When can I legally fuck my dedfu REEEEEEE!
>>76793116
Here's all my (you)'s. You earned them
>>76799139
It's a LEGAL matter which has nothing to do with "degeneracy". The government just has to redefine bestiality.
Christ, why can't you people get it?
>>76799139
Guys I'm feeling lightheaded. This degeneracy is too much, all of this shit just hit me like an epiphany, just a wave of leftist, dog-fucking progress. It's just too progressive for me, maybe.
I don't know how much more I can take. I think I should lie down for a bit.
>>76793692
We got to beastiality before pedophilia
>>76799306
Keep on believin'
>>76800482
Oh. That makes it all alright. I'm sure our progressive liberal government will get right to it and set the record straight.
>>76792857
Doesn't surprise me. I like the conservative canadians that I meet. Sorry, You're country fucked. I'm building 2 walls. Apply for political asylum if you are old-school canadian. I hope you get selected.
It hasn't been a fucking year.
>>76792857
>The court ruled 7-1
>7-1
every day
MISS ME YET?
Really though, morally speaking, what's wrong with a dog licking peanut butter off your balls? Both parties get what they want.
>>76800721
I honestly thought it was going to be pedo shit first
>>76801415
yeah I'll just shove candy up my dickhole and get kids to suck it out
They get candy so it's fine
>>76792857
Oh hey, bestiality was next
>>76801691
A dog doesn't appreciate a boner like a kid does.
>>76792857
We're not moving to Canada no matter how much they try.
>>76801919
Trust you to come out with that you syrup sucking moose fiddler
>>76792857
end my suffering
why did trudeau get elected
>>76802101
Once we get the weed goin we'll be a superpower. I hope you understand this.
The weed is the key to all this.
>>76801186
Imagine what other fun Justin has in store for you!
>>76795752
meh, too old
Drinking bleach seems like a great idea right now
>>76802263
Probably going to be Hillary's VP.
>>76802392
Be sure to put some on your crotch for your dog to share
>>76802411
> Justin and Shillary combine the US and Canada to make one massive degenerate superstate
>>76792857
HOLY SHIT.
That should be the last fucking straw. You Canadians need to rise the fuck up and do something about your country for Christ's sake.
Seriously, start a far-right group like the SA, some sort of paramilitary organization or fucking SOMETHING before this shit gets any worse I mean holy shit really.
>>76802567
DON'T MEME THAT SHIT INTO REALITY
>>76793001
stfu your disgusting.
>>76792857
Canada is literally worse than any other country
>cucked beyond belief
>banterless people
At least the Swedes laugh at themselves Canadians just ignore it.
>>76800482
>>76800579
Sorry about your country guys.
When the Middle East inevitably gets too hot to live in you'll probably receive a large lump of a million or so "refugees" to cement your fate as a North American Islamic caliphate.
It's blatantly obvious that your prime minister is Islamic, he's fasting this month, he constantly panders to them while ignoring fucking forest fires and a ever falling dollar. He sold off your gold reserves to pay for "refugees" effectively fucking your dollar to the same level as my country.
Basically your prime minister hates you and liberal goys elected him to do just that.
>>76802101
because he's the son of a traitor to his country
>anglos subconsciously hate Quebec so hard they elect the son of one the PM who shat on them the most for his name only
>>76793001
Time to annex Canada.
Guys, you might have jumped the gun.
http://www.snopes.com/canada-legalizes-beastiality/
>>76802598
Do anything, say anything, you get snitched on.
White people were dead after ww2, face it we were fucked when our ancestors sold us out to the Jews.
Don't think you're immune, it will come to the U.S. in due time.
I'm busy trying to save up for a trailer or RV to live in and a piece of land.
>>76793001
14 states (Alabama, Hawaii, Kentucky, Montana, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, Ohio, Texas, Vermont, Virginia, West Virginia, Wyoming) there are no laws against bestiality.
>>76803538
Oh thank GOD. Thought this was real lol, it's hard to tell now.
>>76803680
>NJ
>>76795778
If the dog rapes you, you win
Canada doesn't want us to win
>>76793292
Ah Algeria, where the countries slogan could be "Not just into goats."
>>76792857
>lololol slippery slope
>>76803847
Your country has animal brothels hans slow your roll on pointing the finger
>>76803680
That just means that at one time every other state had a reason to outlaw bestiality.
>>76803624
>I'm busy trying to save up for a trailer or RV to live in and a piece of land.
I don't blame you, not a bad idea actually.
I just bought a large tent recently, if Trump loses I'll likely retire into the Maryland woods where I will live the rest of my days far away from this degeneracy.
>>76801567
>It's Time for Legalized Prostitution
I see nothing wrong with this.
>>76792857
>Sex acts with animals are legal in Canada,
Fuck you Canada.
Seriously fuck you. You are cancer and you will pay for this.
>>76803936
We're just trying to keep the Algerians and others busy while also making money off them. They're not quite as hairy as the average muslima but they come close.
>>76804104
Again. There might be nothing to worry about.
http://www.snopes.com/canada-legalizes-beastiality/
>>76804173
>We're just trying to keep the Algerians and others busy while also making money off them. They're not quite as hairy as the average muslima but they come close.
hahahahahah very true germanbro very true.
>>76801971
yes we are.
>>76793396
>has tranny as first ladyman for 8 years
>makes fun of other countries
>>76793116
First good Canadian post in history
>>76803538
no different to the scotus decision to validate same sex marriage, until the new law is passed which closes this loop hole, beastiality is legal.
and it wouldnt surprise me if its the opposition thats pushing for the hole to be closed
They told me gay marriage wouldn't lead to people having relationships with animals
>>76793806
Nice try, but roaches can survive fire.
>>76793116
You win this time Canada.
>>76794389
source please..
>>76794586
They "worked" for 5 days and then went on strike
