Why'd he do it?
>>76766144
Please don't be retarded.
The story of the cherry tree was propaganda to tell the American youth not to lie.
>>76766258
Were you there?
>>76766258
This.
About as real as Jesus walking on water.
>>76766331
No, but the story was written by an American General during the Revolutionary war.
The tree was planted by a jew and tried to tax our freedom.
Based George Washington is based.
>>76766500
Okay, but were you there when the story was conceived?
He knew of the banking jew back in 1802
Freemasons founded america before they got subverted by the illuminati
>>76766500
Well were you THERE?
>>76766652
He wasn't but I was, you stupid faggot.
>>76766258
This. The Founders knew that a nation-state cannot exist without national heroes and folk tales concerning those heroes. We have the various founding fathers, Paul Bunyan, Daniel Boone, Johnny Appleseed, and John Henry. Their mythic stories are meant to demonstrate American virtue in action; to give examples with which to live our lives. They display a pride in labor, ferocity in valor, firmness in honor, and unwavering faith in the Almighty Creator.
The creation of this great American pantheon of heroes was necessary to the creation of America as a nation-state.
It is a crying shame that the myths of these great men are not passed down to children these days. The people who attack the very idea of a nation-state hate these stories.
>>76766652
No, of course not.
But that is history.
>>76766863
So you weren't there after all. Opinion discarded.