German politician opens his speech by addressing all possible genders - ironically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DQ61G9ir0Q
looks like a wrestler
cant understand a word this sausagefucker is saying
Damn, too bad I didn't understand anything.
I bet it was funny.
The guy looks badass btw
Korrekter Typ
>>76718206
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>76718206
Translation?
>>76718206
B A S E D
The visible discomfort from the people behind him is priceless
This is the future they asked for
>>76718447
He just reads aloud the facebook gender list
That's it
reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjD9v9H2UrU
>>76718404
>sweden
>laughing at this
Fuck off cuck. Both of your countries will burn and It's going to be funny. Wake the fuck up sissies.
>>76718206
he looks like the fucking Highlander
>this guy
Was it autism?
>>76718573
It's like Hitler did it out of spite
>>76718447
>>76718336
>>76718332
>>76718311
He just reads a list of all genders, addressing them for his speech.
Dear ladies, dear gentlemen, dear transsexuals... and then he goes on for the whole time.
Also, the president of the assembly asks him if he allows a question to which he responds that he hasn't even finished addressing all his addressees.
>>76718752
Na. The greens wanted some kind of law for more protection of "minorities for the lgbtqiia* community". Naturally the AfD opposes it because its shit.
>>76718332
he says ladies and gentlemen and then he tries to do the same for every other sexual oriented/pronoun/gender identity
>>76718709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVw_mPvYcDM
>germanic "culture"
>>76718662
Maybe he is?
>>76718206
Some Kraut put English subtitles on this. It has a GREAT potential!
>>76718972
are those satanists?
add lingua franca subtitles if you want views
>>76718404
>sweden
>>76718206
And then they try to pretend that the AfD are not fucking ultra-right wing Nazis and fascists.
>>76718311
He opens with "Dear Ladies and Gentleman" and then continus to address all the Facebook genders ("Dear Trans*gender, trans*human, trans*feminine, two-spirit, etc.")
And then, after that, just finishes it:
"The AFD rejects your petition. Thank you."
>>76718972
Actually this is Swiss culture. German one is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87cUqFA3mnw
>>76719324
Exactly! Bigots like him have no place in a democratic parliament.
>>76718206
German humor, it's no laughing matter.
>>76718206
he's literally doing a filibuster to show those cucks how retarded they are
Dear Mr. President, Ladies and gentlemen, dear gays, dear lesbians...
Dear androgynous, dear bigender dear MTF and dear FTM,
Dear gendervariable, dear genderqueer, dear intersex, dear whatever,
dear sexless, dear nonsexuals, dear pangender and pan sexuals
dear transmale and transmen, dear transfemale and transwomen, dear transhuman and trans*,
ear transmale* and transmen*, dear transfemale* and transwomen*, dear transfeminine and dear transgendertrans
dear transmasculin...
dear transsexual persons, dear inter* female, dear inter* male,
>"Mr. representative, do you allow a question?"
>"Why? I'm not done with my introduction"
Dear inter*men, dear inter*women, dear inter*person, dear intergender, dear intersex, dear bigender, der zwitter, dear herms
Dear twospirit thirdgender, dear fourthgender, dear xy-women, dear butch, dear femen, dear dregg, dear tans, dear cd, dear nullGender, and of course, dear othersexuals
>Do you see the insanity?
Dear _nunmaker?, dear_bader, dear _mus, AfD respectfully declines your proposal
>>76718206
<<<---Long haired separated at birth brothers?
>>76718461
>The visible discomfort from the people behind him is priceless
>This is the future they asked for
This so hard.
>>76718662
Explains why he is so based then.
>>76719029
this.
>>76719331
>And then, after that, just finishes it:
>"The AFD rejects your petition. Thank you."
He's the hero Germany needs.
>>76719331
Lmao, a good way to show the ridiculousness of progressives.
>>76718206
The face of the people behind is just priceless.
>>76719439
Danke Bruder
>>76718649
>Deutschlands Sieg, Europas freiheit
oh my fucking god this is too amazing
you can so fucking tell everything he's doing and saying, holy fuck, it feels so good to see someone speak another language and know generally what he's saying because we believe in the same ideology even though we're facing two different but similar problems on opposite sides of the world
>>76718447
He simply 'welcomes' his audience for 3 minutes by reciting 30+ 'gender neutral' nuspeak titles ('Dear ladies, dear gentlemen, dear male-to-females, dear females-to-males, dear non-binaries), gets interrupted by the parliament guy behind him ("Do you allow a question?" "I'm still welcoming the audience"), and then in one short sentence states that the AfD is blocking an application of the opposition.
>>76718206
SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!!
>>76718206
>the ankwward looks of people waiting for someone to stop him but nobody dares
>>76718206
SHUT
IT
DOWN
!!!
>that frigid rapefugees welcome bitch with the soccer mom haircut and glasses on the right trying to kill him with looks.
>>76718206
THIS IS DISCRIMINATION OFF ALL HUMAN BEINGS!
>>76718311
>looks like a wrestler
This. I was just waiting for him to tear his shirt off.
>>76718206
This is the proper way of dealing with the problem: ridicule them!
>>76719354
The retard who thought that this whole "performance" was a good idea is a german.
Outsourcing - not even once!
>>76718206
He didn't include those who identify as attack helicopters.
The highlander is a german politician now?
>>76719989
Again!
>>76718206
this man is mad
>>76718206
STOBBIT NOW!!!
>>76720026
and he did it, the absolute madman
Shame these morons get votes. A waste of tax payer money on these racist AfD clowns.
>>76718206
I fucking love the AfD
>>76718871
What was the actual punchline/non-introduction part at the end?
>>76718206
Sehr geehrte Gender-Kühe?!
The fuck... x)
>>76719912
And his name is…
What is his name again famalam?
>>76719331
YAAS
That is fucking great
Do an effort post and make a subtited version in English, it will be picked up by Breitbart and every Right Wing site worldwide and go viral.
Why are Germans so fucking autistic?
What the fuck?
This happens every single day. Every single day. Some German aspie posts a video without any subtitles, no translation, just some half assed explanation. Then after 10 posts of people asking what the fuck is going on they elaborate.
Every single time.
What the fuck is wrong with you? Can't you for once just put some sub-titles on a video or just explain what's going on?
>>76719969
The retard who thought that hiring a German for this was a good idea is a Swiss.
>>76719969
>the bigot did not adress attack helicopters
>>76720195
Tripple H
>>76718206
>>76720278
Learn the language or avoid the posts.
>>76720322
Ah, I see.
>>76718206
>leaving out squirrelkin
I don't know about you guys, but I'm offended as fuck.
>>76720175
>The AfD rejects your request
AfD is against gender mainstreaming
>>76720383
Take your autism pills.
The Ending is the best, after he has addressed all gender he says "the afd party rejects your proposal thank you"
>>76720383
>avoid the posts.
Make sure your posts aren't in english then you idiots.
>>76720439
What is 'gender mainstreaming'?
>>76720440
>>76720467
This is part of our plan to dominate 4chan.
>>76719913
kek
>>76720439
Stupid fucking German.
No one knows what AfD is. No one knows what gender mainstreaming is.
You're not explaining anything.
zegy etter blipinblopshlopin
zegy etter shflifin shlaffin
zegy etter grumbo grombin
zeggy etter jumbis plumbo
zeggy etter slizbliz slopjab
zeggy etter targus blangus
zeggy etter shlumbus grumbus
zeggy etter primpo slipstank
zeggy etter jingblast shlisstein
zeggy etter crumble blabinblors
zeggy etter ribtom timtam
zeggy etter mimsam simsom
zeggy etter dingdong shlifinshlofen
zeggy etter chumcham shimsham
>>76720467
He doesnt know that all german poster are secret EU plants tasked with killing /pol/
>>76720553
>No one knows what AfD is.
Hello newfriend!
>>76718206
The blonde woman behind him looks triggered to the bones
>>76718871
topkek
>>76720553
Don't you know how to use google in slav countries?
>>76720553
Apparently no one knows what Google is in potatoland
>>76720564
kek
>>76720553
>No one knows what AfD is.
Actually most here do from what I see.
>No one knows what gender mainstreaming is.
It's a Western thing, not surprised it hasn't reached your country yet.
>>76720538
A surprisingly un-austistic response from Hans there.
>>76720553
>No one knows what AfD is
They are your friend they fight for the muslim holocaust
>>76718206
>>76720564
heh
>>76720564
zeggy etter picnic arguope
zeggy etter aerugo baguio
zeggy etter europa gerboa
zeggy etter ourebi brebbi
zeggy etter bebin bobul
zeggy etter paugie pagie
zeggy etter giabaro biabaro
zeggy etter shlasblon blisban
zeggy etter crumbis crambin
zeggy etter dinlap lapstun
zeggy etter brolpun plimplus
>niger
>>76720481
>>76720553
People on /pol/ don't know about gender mainstreaming.
Haven't you people taken the red pill yet?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
what did he mean by this
The mannerisms of the address were fucking hilarious.
>>76720775
Not everyone lives in fucking Germany, aspie.
>>76718206
He looks like a terrorist from a Die Hard movie, but I applaud his trolling. Too little of that in German politics.
>>76720564
Lost it.
>>76719439
>>76719331
>"The AFD rejects your petition. Thank you."
Kek. Loved the ending.
>>76720564
That looks like the language people on Austria-Hungary would speak if it would still exist.
>>76719913
You know what the pathetic part is?
Those sliding scales are a far better way of letting people report their gender than giving them 32 pre-determined nonsense alternatives that you first have to explain what they mean.
It's simple, easy to understand, and universal. When even fucking satire is going it better than the people being serious about it, you know you've hit rock bottom.
>>76720564
These need to be memed into being actual tumblr genders
>>76720814
chicken transhumanism.
>>76719704
Yeah the commies won, now look at your Jewish scum-hole of a country. It's not even worth saving desu, just move elsewhere.
>>76719856
Why do europeans look so bizarre?
Steven can be my co-nigger any day
>>76720841
Gender mainstreaming isn't a german thing, russian rapebaby
top kek
>>76720814
>>76720814
im 99% sure thats a german because
politiker mit eiern = politicans with eggs which should be politicans with balls
>>76721029
>Why do rabid lefties look so bizarre
Also (((Europeans)))
>>76718206
>hahahaha fug transpeople so funny names :D:D:DD
for what purpose? thailand is doing just fine, maybe we go that route and not discriminate against people because they were born a bit different?
>>76720988
Please use sunscreen lotion more often.
>>76721058
>Muslim rapebaby trying to insult others over not knowing radical feminism shit that is common knowledge in his country
Tip your turban
>>76720440
autists projects autism on others because he isn't spoon fed information
If you want to know what he is saying there are loads of people talking about it in the very thread you're posting in. Otherwise you have the option of learning German if it triggers you so much so when they post these kinds of videos.
>>76720564
kek'd
>>76720564
>>76720745
Is this the birth of an epic new meme?
>>76721141
you missed the point, it's not about discriminating trans people, I don't give a shit about that, but it's about trying to label all sorts of trans conditions that's fucked up. As the anon >>76720953
mentioned, giving some pre-determined names is just bullshit. I would be fine with having women, men and other and I think most people would.
>>76721141
Look, Pyotr. Just because you like to fuck ladyboys when you're in thailand (nothing wrong with that) doesn't mean we need 72 genders.
>>76721058
>russian rapebaby
That would mean we're brothers, you stupid fucking kraut. When will you subhumans neck yourselves and stop trying to bring ruin to Europe.
>>76721293
>letting them have "other"
SLIPPERY SLOPE IS NOT A FALLACY!
It started with two. Then three. Facebook had 38 previously, now it has an empty field where you can write whatever.
>>76720564
top kek
>>76721343
This all started because you dumbass complained because you can't speak our language. Just grow up, leave this thread and move on.
>when he turns the page
ded
>>76720564
I can't fucking breathe
>>76718206
Steffen Königer? At least the German Stephen King isn't a cuck, like the real one.
>>76720814
>>76721476
>you dumbass
That wasn't me, it's pretty clear that you're the dumbass here.
>>76721343
>That would mean we're brothers
Of course we are brothers since my grandfather raped your bitches before the russians came.
Seriously Germans and Russians took turns raping and killing your people for centuries.
>>76720564
aha hhaha
very nice zeggy etter papu babu +1
>>76720564
i dont get it
>>76721592
And where are you now? You're the ones being raped by Ahmeds and roaches now and are literally begging for more.
>>76721646
"sehr geehrter" sounds like "zeggy etter" for people who grew up in Anglo countries
>>76721476
I'm english, meaning I speak no foreign languages, and I could still work out what he was saying.
>>76719833
Imagine
>Mr. Speaker, will you please stop this ridiculous nonsense of making up genders to greet?
Oh, the absolute asspain that would cause.
>>76721253
zeggy etter + stereotypical imagination of specific language
zeggy etter construiro fortificamente
zeggy etter lasantiago manana
zeggy etter queporfavor gustavo
zeggy etter macholoco sesiendo
>>76718206
How are we supposed to understand this? And also Why don't all countries just speak english and rid themselves of their disgusting fucking languages.
>>76721847
Zeggy etter Plumber Zexuel
>>76718573
The translation is misleading. The joke is that Roosevelt talked about "independent" countries, but many countries weren't independent at all. This is why everyone looses it as he mentions Palestine.
>>76721945
Zeggy etter teethen nonbrushen
>>76720814
>Millions are looking upon the AFD full of hope
>The day of eggs and of bread dawns!
anybody know what proposal this was about?
>>76719331
Noice.
What is their petition? End cis hate speech or something?
>>76718573
I miss him.
>>76720553
I'm a burger, the least globally educated nationality in the world. I know who AfD is because I've been on /pol/ before. Do you also not know who front national is in France? UKIP? Sweden Democrats? True Finns? How do you not know the key nationalist shitlords of each country?
>>76721847
zeggy etter przybleski maczinek
zeggy etter tobiansz probiloskinski
zeggy etter jaronzwawsk tribloblinskow
zeggy etter proprowszczi drobsze
>>76722042
>teethen nonbrushen
>>76722042
Zeggy etter Deutsches rapen-babbi
>>76722088
>that post
>those last two numbers
Anzeige ist raus
>>76721842
The possibility of someone eventually snapping kinda makes me want to see more people doing this in public events.
>>76720564
>american """"""""""""""""""""""""""""humour"""""""""""""""""""""
>>76722228
>He's butthurt because he didn't think of it first
Never change, oz
>>76720553
This potatonigger is a douche, but he has a point.
I'm guessing AfD is a nationalist party and gender mainstreaming is things like trying to normalize facebook genders in society and national policy?
>>76722206
zeggy etter test
>>76722228
Zeggy etter shittin postin
zeggy etter poltato kinsch
zeggy etter counten wafflen
zeggy etter slobnem flamenwafer
zeggy etter munzik naffem
zeggy etter cunten breathersch
zeggy etter otheine schlut
>>76720564
>>76722228
Zeggy etter shpider bitten
He forgot
>zeggy etter Kampfheliscopfrauber
>>76718206
i keked
>>76722098
zeggy etter schlapen schnipsklopf
zeggy etter varumzeftschanz glauktenhilde
zeggy etter metwassen grubbenschaft
zeggy etter kinwohtmann gerumwahnschtick
>ctrl+f "zeggy"
>45 hits
wow, sure is summer in here
>>76718206
Arrest this nazi for hate speech
>>76720041
>Those teeth, those gums, that upper lip, that snub nose, that pudgy face, that dyke haircut.
Disgusting.
>>76720278
I dont speak german but even I could get the gist of what was going on.
>>76719738
Top tier trolling
I don't like this meme.
you know i could have foreseen a lot of futures for the west but not this shit
>>76722211
Very true, zeggy etter perkele perkele
>>76722439
Kampfhubschrauber*
>>76722228
zeggy etter farmen asianseller
Zeggy etter stardust
>>76722134
zeggy etter pakistani sharialawman
>>76722517
not bad Jacek, not bad.
>>76722714
>>76718206
>>76722692
RUDE!! don't you dare tell me about my sexuality.
Isn't the video kind of stupid though since he is mixing sexualities with gender. There is only 2 genders but potentially infinite sexualities imo.
>>76719331
Based.
>>76718206
this made my day
>>76720564
>>76722228
zegy etter petrol zniffar
>>76718206
I wish he would have kept going till the speaker told him to go away
>sehr geehrte Two Spirit drittes Geschlecht und sehr geehrtes viertes Geschlecht
>sehr geehrte X/Y-Frauen
lost it there
>>76720564
top kek, took me a solid minute to create the link between "zegy etter" and "sehr geehrter"
Grüße gehen raus an alle meine Freunde!
>>76718206
The ending was perfect
>>76718332
Doesn't he look like Skryabin? I knew that fucker trolled us with his death.
>>76718206
>>76719331
>>76720564
>>76718206
Reminded me of epic honarabl membah discussion
https://youtu.be/G_8wLKy3-Sc
>>76720564
This is only fun because of that squashed frog drooling
>>76722228
zegy etter australischer scheiße schicker
>>76723194
AHNAH-RAHBAHL MEMBAH
>>76723165
ahahahahahah yeah
>>76723222
I like to think its the combo that really sells it
>>76718206
sehr geehrte Trollen
>>76723080
>implying that isnt funny
>>76723080
german humor is top tier. its so dry its hilarious
>>76718206
Haha, c'était amusant.
Je dois avouer que je me suis fendu la poire, elle est bien bonne, sale chleu !
SEE
WE CAN BE FUNNY
IT DOESN'T HAPPEN OFTEN BUT HERE IS THE PROOF
>>76719808
Is...is that the girl reacting from the Korwin speech?
>>76719808
Who is the short haired QT craving strong men?
>>76720564
>>76723842
Pour être tout à fait franc, ça ne va en rien changer le stéréotype des blagues allemandes.
Après tout, ça ne consiste que d'une tirade monotone, et ce trait est totalement aligné avec le stéréotype.
Mais il faut rendre à César ce qui est à César.
Blagues allemandes rigolotes : 1.
>>76724154
Easily Triggered
>>76724144
yes
>>76724154
Ska "Fickhure" Keller
>>76724154
It's a really annoying green cunt. Forgot her name.
If you really want short haired girls you would go for based Petry.
>>76723194
holy fucking shit this is amazing, they don't understand what a metaphor is
>>76724244
Alles klar, Froschfresser.
>>76722228
>wahhh I wasn't the funniest this time everyone notice me x'(
>>76724290
I'm not good enough for Frauke.
She deserves better!
>>76718206
he would never dare say a peep about (((them))) but makes fun of 0.5% of people who are maybe a little bit crazy- what tough guys these people are!
hopefully based korwin will do the same at the eu parliament
>>76720564
Holy shit I haven't kek'd that hard in a long time
I can't understand a single word they are saying
>>76724376
That's a pretty honest attitude. Then go forth and defile that leftist pussy.
well shit
>>76719439
ty klaus
>>76724298
>niggers
>understanding metaphors
>>76720814
KEK
And there goes another session of uncontrollable laughter
This is without a doubt the funniest thread on /pol/ atm
>>76719070
liberal "artists"
so yes
>>76720553
Are you retarded or just really, really slow?
>>76721293
>he thinks it's OK to confine the broad rainbow of gender identity classifications into the word "other" while leaving "male" and "female" prominently on their thrones
Check your privilege shitlord.
>>76718206
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DQ61G9ir0Q [
ZER GIETER
ZER GIETER
ZER GIETER
ZER GIETER
>>76719439
>do you see the insanity?
The absolute madman
>>76719331
>>76726090
He didn't say that, a blue screen with that text was cut into the video.
>>76723194
Holy shit. How can anyone not support apartheid after watching that?
Why is the EFF woman wearing a toy hard hat inside parliament?
>>76718206
I fucking love it :D
>>76718206
I guess I'm a #Merkelmissle now.
>>76727581
>:D
Töte dich selbst.
>>76721847
Zeggy etter polski bolwski gufud.
>>76723194
Holy shit this exactly what my middle school was like
>>76720263
>YAAS
kys
Zeggy etter dumpkaufs
>>76722228
Zeggy etter bazza shazza chazza
Zeggy etter telly sport VeeBee
Zeggy etter nashirt naprahblem
>>76718871
kek, if someone can put subtitles on the video itt will be great
>>76727356
>Why is the EFF woman wearing a toy hard hat inside parliament?
Her party was protesting something most likely related to language equality in the workplace. They want Zulu or whatever the fuck the non-clicking ones speak to be spoken as well as English in all workplaces, which means automatically that less white people will be able to hold higher positions because they don't tend to know those languages as well AND also it means that if you give instructions in English and someone fucks up they can blame the fact that it was in English not Shaka-tongue and probably not get fired for destroying a building.
This is of course a guess from the context of the video so I could be wrong.
Also I love that everyone that disagrees with them is called a racist before being called anything else. EVERY SINGLE TIME.
>>76729352
Please bring back apartheid
>>76724244
zeggy eter froschefresser
>>76718206
Based immortal.
>>76724489
Really he's making fun of the people who think those 0.5% should be treated as normal.
>>76729665
>>76718206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49AySiJkiw0
>>76718206
This guy KEK
>>76720564
>>76720553
latvia what the fuck, fucking gopnik
>>76720564
ehhhhh
zeggy etter ouslava banana
zeggy etter oulliia popiola
zeggy etter billkua sigroudfiszded
>>76730005
cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAHvLAJ-5aQ
with subtitles
>>76722228
zeggy etter chenhtr linksher
>>76721922
why dont you goatfuckers learn to speak arabic?
allah be upon you, allubal mahwalharu
>>76723194
Onorabol
>>76719856
that ranga is literally nuts. see:
https://youtu.be/cS0jTbzd8Q8?t=11m15s
>>76730707
Good job.
>>76718206
>Ich bin ja noch nicht mit der Begrüßung fertig, Herr Präsident.
btfo
t
f
o
>>76718206
>Hello, everyone.
>>76719913
>Do you have a penis
mmmmm mostly yes, could be bigger. 8/10
