http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/girl-with-severe-nut-allergy-died-after-kissing-boyfriend-who-had-eaten-peanut-butter-sandwich-a7073501.html
How would you go about rewriting this story from a feminist perspective? It does involve a male's sexual advances on a female leading to her death.
Misogynist gives woman the kiss of death
>>76685756
His actions lead directly to her death. Though I'm not a fan of feminism, in this case the dude needs to pay.
>>76685756
I think there might be something in alluding to peanut allergy as an identity, that he refused to respect, leading to a fatal triggering.
the weak should fear the strong
Imagine that that guy is never going to look at peanut butter the same way again.
"Oh, I killed my girlfriend indirectly with this... but it tastes so delicious"
lol beanut in bagina :DD
>>76685756
Well allergies are for fagd. Literally oy pussies die cuz of allergies. So technically he got rid of those poor genes.
>>76688260
This.
>>76685756
Whore shouldn't have used her tongue
>>76688260
>>76688404
Sure. So if you ever get an infection don't get it treated with antibiotics. If you ever need surgery don't get it. Just die and remove your poor genes.
Classify the phrase "bust a nut" as hate speech
As someone with a potentially fatal peanut allergy, this shit is scary as fuck. My girlfriend pretty much never eats peanuts anymore. One time in highschool this girl I was dating ate peanut butter even though she knew we were supposed to sneak off and makeout later that night. I made her cry by saying she's careless and doesn't give a fuck. She brushed her teeth and throat three times that night before I eventually stuck my tongue down her throat. Still, the idea of kissing someone who ate peanuts without me knowing is horrifying.
>>76685756
Another woman would have been more sensitive to her health needs. Men are shit. Selfish assholes, all of them.
Stupid diets during pregnancies will create unnecessary allergies. Make sure the pregnant lady eats all sorts of food while stomach is full of baby. Give peanuts, fish, brocolli, everything. Expose your children to different foods early on. Mithraditism is a basis of your diet.
>>76685756
normie btfo
>>76685889
>He needs to pay for her inferiority and frailness
Looks like she choked on his nuts.
why are peanuts so fucking poisonous to some people
like its not a mild allergy they fucking kill people
Couldn't handle deez nuts haha
>>76688637
That has nothing to do with genes, fuckface. Allergies do.
hehe, yeah, she "kissed" the peanut butter from his "mouth".
>>76688796
God dammit Carlos I lost.
>>76685756
OMG PEANUT RAPE
>>76685756
IT WAS PEANUT MOUTH RAPE, THIS IS SERIOUS STUFF!!!
>>76688790
>He doesn't need to pay for killing someone when he probably knew she would get sick from what he did
Why didnt they have a epipen on hand or something?
DESU it was the moms fault
>>76688718
>cause of death
>peanut
Kek
>>76688844
What? Your genes just aren't coded well enough to produce enough antibodies before you get sick? What? You might need some kind of medical attention in your life ever? You suck dude just remove your poor genes
She ded from his nuts bruh.
George Washington Carver strikes YET AGAIN.
Even when they "contribute" something, black people can't help but endanger white lives!
>>76685756
clearly the Jews' fault
also
> aus
>>76689004
I would rather be forgotten.
STACEY GETTING
BTFO
T
F
O
>>76689037
How does it feel to be a bitch to peanuts?
>>76688718
You really should be removed from the gene pool. Death from <1 mg of saliva of someone else eating peanuts, ffs
>>76685756
Known severe allergy to peanuts
>Peanuts aren't everywhere in food preparation etc.
Why the fuck didn't she have an epipen?
he dindu nuttin
>Aryan women dies
>nutfags will defend this
>>76689222
I don't have any allergies, potato
>>76689037
This, Stacy has..well had Hypersensitivity Type 1.
>>76688718
Sorry man but for some reason I thought of putting a sack of peanuts over your head, like Nicolas Cage with the bees. Sorry you'd be dead but you might as well die bringing joy to others.
>>76688091
underrated
>>76688796
God damn lol
>>76689264
Nature is just weeding out the weak and we use technology to keep the sick alive.
>>76688827
i think theyre poisonous to all people
i feel like fucking shit if i eat like half a jar of peanut butter
>>76685756
You know, maybe....I know this sounds like a crazy idea but bear with me..... maybe is if you can die from fucking breathing in peanuts, you should probably never leave your house, and if you do, take all due caution not to literally kill yourself.
>>76689312
HE A GOOD PEANUT, HE DINDU NUTTIN!
>>76689473
No they're not, I can eat a whole can of peanuts and feel nothing. Other than the taste of delicious nuts in my mouth.
>>76685881
>>76687126
>>76688705
Underrated x3.
The americans are on fire tonight folks.
>>76689473
I love salty nuts, when I start gobbling on a bag of salty nuts I just can't stop.
It's a shame some people have to miss out on getting a nice mouthfull of salty nuts, it's to die for.
>>76689409
>>76689435
>>76689264
Good thing I'm physically stronger than all of you and you would never be able to get close with a peanut. I'd knock you out within seconds.
>>76685756
lol what a weak ass bitch
>>76689435
I should have died twice to be honest, first at birth possibly (caesar) and next because of appendicitis. Feels bad mane.
>>76689756
>he's never heard of peanut gas
Good luck sleepy head.
>>76685756
its clearly rape, he nutted on her without her knowledge
>>76689590
>No they're not, I can eat a whole can of peanuts and feel nothing. Other than the taste of delicious nuts in my mouth.
well that just tells me you like the taste
you dont know that peanuts are actually beneficial in your body like you do when you eat brocolli
to me a peanut is questionable its like not healthy
>>76685756
BAN ASSAULT NUTS
Was she rimming him?
It probably wasn't from his lips.
>>76689756
I'm also allergic to peanuts and strong as fuck, we'll team up and chad them to death.
>>76689898
Just the delicious healthy peanut protein and peanut fat
Up there with eggs and milk as far as nutrition goes
>>76689756
People with bad enough allergies can be harmed by just the peanut dust, or oil. If it's you vs someone who knows about your allergy, all they need to do is throw pocket peanuts and win.
That sucks, dude.
Peanuts are a nightshade, aren't they?
>>76689478
I hate leaving my house with my allergy. It makes me so fucking depressed. I've lost so many friends because I was afraid to go out with them. It's fucking torture. I don't kill myself because I'm banking on the chance that technology with come up with a cure. I can't see living my whole life like this. I don't go to resteraunts cause I'm scared shitless, can't kiss random girls at parties, I don't eat with my hands unless I'm at home. It's fucking awful.
>>76689898
They've already been proven to be good for the heart. The only thing that makes them unhealthy is that they usually come with a lot of salt.
>>76689974
>>76689756
Someone could kill both of you by dropping a water balloon of peanut powder on your head, or tossing peanuts at you
Or spiking your girlfriend's coffee with peanut butter
>>76690064
Theres a cure, its hypnosis
You must train your body to not overreact to allergens
>dying to food
embarrassing
I guess you could say that..
It was a kiss of death.
>>76689829
>I should have died twice to be honest, first at birth possibly (caesar)
"Et tu brute" style or what?
>>76689974
>>76689756
I'm 'avin a giggle right now realizing I could kill you two by throwing Reece's cups at you.
>>76688796
The best.
>be woman
>get killed by peanut butter
What are your favorite nuts, anons? I like pistacchios and indian nuts, salted peanuts are god-tier.
>>76690199
>>76688732
This is actually true. Allergies are more often than not developed because of bullshit propaganda by retards on facebook and good morning america shilling out $20 jars of "no nut nut butter" as an alternative so your kid doesnt "die from nuts gluten soy dairy fish the color red pickles and other random shit" when most of the kids only develop the allergies later on from not eating them to begin with. Kids are fucked with all this moronic alternative health lifestyle being practically forced onto them nowadays.
>>76689037
Plasma cells produce antibodies during an infection, you stupid cunt, and IgE is involved in allergies and parasitic infections only.
>>76690128
Well good thing I wear a bubble suit whenever I leave my peanut free bio-dome. You literally can't touch me.
>>76690294
I refuse to call Brazil nuts by anything other than their proper name, which would be nigger toes.
Why are peanuts so deadly /pol/ ?
>>76690064
>because I'm banking on the chance that technology with come up with a cure
have you tried looking on google?
maybe you are low in a nutrient and you need something. maybe you can slowly incorporate tiny fragments of peanuts into things over time and your body gets acclimated to it
an allergy isnt even a thing
i think its a immune response to avoid something that is dangerous for your body
it might not be a bad thing it might be protecting you
>>76689756
Big words for someone that would die by peanut projectile by 4 year old.
>>76688718
Must be really hard, bro. I'd keep an epipen handy at all times and marry a race without peanut allergies so your kids don't have to deal with it.
>>76690064
You can try raising your tolerance, eat small amounts only, over time your tolerance will increase. You can eat small amounts of the allergen (peanuts) and not have a reaction.
If you don't believe me, I wouldn't blame you since it's coming from a third worlder, google it.
t. 3rd year Medical student
>>76689756
> could literally kill you with a pea-shooter
>>76690253
Thats breddy rare
>>76690380
vaccines cause gastrointestinal issues
>>76689756
I'll cover myself in peanut butter, come at me faggot
>>76690325
Whatever peanutbreath. Genes are memes anyway u fuken nerd
So, if I'm on a sky scraper and throw peanuts on people below me, what are the chances that someone dies?
>>76690402
Actually that's the main cure right now. Small dosage of peanuts at a time certain times throughout the day. You can only do it under medical supervision though and it takes years. The dose is so small at first they only prick your skin with peanut oil to see what happens. The whole process is just "lets see what happens".
>>76690380
Don't know. Genuinely curious about it though. The peanut molecule might be similar some dangerous molecule, and some people are unable to recognize the difference
Like pollen allergies, only instead of sneezing, people die
>>76690592
well yeah, memes are the cultural equivalent of genes
>>76690676
If I throw a peanut on you, will you die?
>>76689756
i'll lace my nuts with peanut butter
>>76688637
>being this mad
>>76690856
Nah probably not. Skin would just get really itchy and I'd probably throw up. If you nutted in my mouth I would die though. I carry benadryl everywhere jut in case.
I just don't understand how a fucking peanut can be so dangerous. I understand strange reactons to food to an extent, but some of these freaks of nature die within seconds. You can't even create a poison that kills a person faster than that.
>>76690676
things that people are allergic too are wishy washy pseudo foods anyway
like shellfish allergy
those bottom feeders we arent supposed to be eating anyways its in the bible
look up peanuts theyre not a healthy food
i dont know anybody allergic to an apple or a carrot
>>76685756
>How would you go about rewriting this story from a feminist perspective? It does involve a male's sexual advances on a female leading to her death.
Asking us to do the work for you, Mikael?
>>76688718
>potentially fatal peanut allergy
How would you guess this? Have you died from it before?
>>76691073
You're a big guy.
>>76691073
>You're very swollen
>For you
>>76691073
you would throw up if a peanut made contact with your body for like 2 seconds? that sounds hilarious I feel like slingshotting peanuts at people next time I go to the ballgame
>>76688718
>>76685756
Why don't you go around with an Epi-Pen in your pocket?
Epinephrine is the way to go.
Teach your beloved ones how to use it.
>>76691132
He said potentially fatal. Probably has similar reaction to people who have died from peanuts, before they died. Like becoming ill just by smelling them.
>>76691132
I'm dying all the time desu
>>76688973
No he did not, read the damn article. He had no idea of her allergy, she never told him, and she did not bring her epipen with her. It was completely 100% her fault.
>>76691097
> Shellfish is forbidden
Fuck off kike
>>76688796
Good one Czechoslovakia
>>76689473
Idiot. It's all fat.
Of course you feel bad after half a jar.
Too stupid to be b8.
>>76691073
>if you nutted in my mouth I would die
>nutted in my mouth
There's probably a better way to phrase that
>>76691132
Had tests done by different doctors. The test tells you how allergic you are on a scale. I only say "potentially" fatal because it's possible I could get to an epipen and a hospital in time. I have about 5 minutes for the pen, then about 13 or so minutes to get to the hospital. If I sit there and do nothing, I would suffocate and my body would go in to shock, killing me by loss of oxygen.
>>76689523
Underrated.
Seriously, /pol/'s on flames.
>>76688973
>The relationship was new and Ms Ducré-Lemay did not have time to tell her boyfriend of her allergies, her mother said.
Finland pls
>>76685756
Peanut allergy is one of the worst and most humiliating genetic defects, and this is coming from a guy whose spine is going to ossify
>>76689829
mate the fact it's called caesar means you were born to live. you could rule the world.
>>76688718
>be high school bimbo
>sudden craving for peanut butter
>stuff mouth with peanut butter
>go make out with bf
>bf dies
kekkaroo
>>76691240
I do. I hardly carry it though because I'm retarded. Benadryl apparently helps buy you time to get to the hospital, so I carry a ton of that.
>>76689922
Underrated.
Man... 4chan is pure gold this arvo
>>76691670
Benadryl is anti-histamine, it works with mild reactions but it doesn't help with severe allergic reactions unlike an epipen.
>>76691557
I don't know what ossify means but it sounds gross.
>>76691633
I'm trying to get into art uni this fall. If I get rejected, I'll form my gestapo.
Everyone with a peanut allergy should be removed from the gene pool asap
>>76688637
>missing the point entirely
>>76691670
what would happen if I ground up peanuts into flakes and sprayed them on you?
All of you making fun of me for having a peanut allergy somehow makes me feel better, thanks for the laugh lads.
I was never allowed to have peanut butter sandwiches when I was a kid because we had too many fragile kids at my elementary school.
I always thought we should just force all the >allergic
people eat together in a private room or something
Fuckers, thanks for ruining my grade school lunches.
>>76690253
>Dominica:
>85% Black
>10% Mixed
>3.5% Kalinago
>0.8% European
>0.7% others
Spotted the negro.
But there's good news, my chocolate-skinned friend: I am like you. :)
>>76691883
would I get arrested if I gave out peanut candy for halloween? no other kind of candy, just those with peanuts
>>76685756
If you were that allergic how could you not have a emergency plan like a anti allergy or anti swelling drug.
>>76691996
Give them a Snicker bar.
>>76690064
Sounds like OCD too.
>>76692016
Maybe this was just her way is suicide
Can you imagine potentially dying from a relatively common substance like peanuts? Even microscopic bits can kill you. Each exposure to the allergen makes your next reaction worse, until one day, even the epipen won't save you
>>76685756
>have deadly allergy to common food item
>don't carry epipen
>die
>A common food item is enough to kill me
>Not on high alert 24/7
People with nut allergies must be psychos who are afraid of absolutely everything.
what if instead of throwing rice we all threw peanut flakes at weddings
>>76691097
>its in the bible
My fucking sides.
LMAO at all these fat fucks sitting there making fun of people with food allergies!
>Be me
>Be ~12
>Be fat
>Eat nothing but junk food all day
>One month money is really tight
>Eat nothing but boxed pasta for like 2 weeks straight
>Finally go to store
>Drink cold glass of milk
>Oh shit.jpg
>Half an hour later feels like glass moving through intestines
>Cousins have allergies to milk and soy
>Realise I have allergies to milk and soy
>Only been dealing with them because had built up resistance from eating cheese and processed food my whole life
>Well fuck this shit
>Start making all my food myself from scratch
>Feel ten times better
>Lose weight like crazy over the course of the next year
>Three times more mentally alert
>Realise how shit I actually used to feel
>Not anymore
>Feels good man
People with food allergies are the master race man. Have fun eating your lunchables filled with GMO garbage, food dyes, and filler crap like TVP while I enjoy a gourmet meal, eating for half the price, that is also extremely healthy.
HAve you ever seen a person with a food allergy that is fat before /pol/? I didn't think so. I can't help wonder if 90% of the obese people in the world right now wouldn't slim up if they cut the top 8 food allergens out of their diets.
Think about it, who has the most sensitive stomachs in the world /pol/? That's (((right))). And yet they seem to do nothing but force this shit down everyone's throats in the food industry? Coincidence? You tell me.
>>76685756
>woman has nut allergy so severe that a kiss from a post PB&J eaten kiss is lethal
>woman doesn't carry an epi-pen in case, idk, she walks by to a chineese food restaurant
>woman interacts with world in a normal way as any human and comes in contact with a common substanse
>dies
I know it's not feminist to victim blame, but I am going to do just that.
>>76692383
why do you assume thats ironic
it also suggests avoiding pork also an unhealthy meat
>>76691670
But doesn't epipen buy you MORE time?
>I'm retarded
Yes you are
Source: first aid trainee
Its kill or be killed jack
>>76692447
>be fat
>finally lose weight like rest of world
>still talks about food like a fat person
truly a marvel
>>76692263
This is true. I'm legitimately afraid to travel too far from my house.
>>76691935
>pic
Amedeo Voltejo Obici reporting in.
>>76692678
you should be more afraid about the peanut butter laced mail I'm sending you
>>76692447
>GMO garbage
Discarded
>>76692559
Epipen buys you much more time. I just forget to carry around a giant injector. I bring it on overnight trips though. I know they make a card sized epipen now, I should ask my doctor how to get that.
>>76692669
Says the obese blob sitting at his computer. How does it feel to have to repress your attraction to those black cocks the aussies always post, cuck?
>>76685756
kek
he will go to jail soon
>>76692447
Master race of never being able to drink a glass of cold milk, eat ice cream, yogurt, or have a cream cheese spread or buttered toast or even enjoy a muffin or slice of cake
But you're forced to be thin, lucky you
>>76685756
This thread is evidence that JIDF and others successfully infiltrated this board.
FFS, when was the last time you saw a redpill thread?! When I started lurking /pol/ a couple of years ago, there were always at least ten different daily redpill threads helping the goyim learn about the Jews, the Synagogue of Satan, Zionism, globalists, White genocide, Frankfurt School, cultural Marxism, communism, black crime, race & IQ, etc.
/pol/ has been infiltrated and we're losing...this thread is one more example.
>>76692447
>People with food allergies are the master race man.
This.
I have FODMAP intolerances and I feel shit when I eat out.
But when I cook my own food I am 10 times healthier than most of you motherfuckers.
>>76692845
I'm underweight mate, you and i both know fat traps don't earn bbc
>>76685756
But aren't peanuts a legume? How do they have the same effect as nuts?
>>76685756
wow, he practically raped her. minimum 6 month sentence should be imposed
>>76692860
no food allergies here and I eat whatever I want and I am thin 130 lbs
>>76692753
Shill detected. If you actually had any idea what you were talking about here, you would realise why GMO is so bad. But then again please, keep on eating your edamame because you think it makes you more Japanese. Notice how each day you read stories about women cheating that little pecker of yours grow slightly harder than the last? It is no coincidence.
>>76692494
>why do you assume thats ironic
Man, it's not much about the content.
It's more the casual way you dropped that religious bomb in the middle of the message.
>Nut allergy
>Dies from a Legume
You can't make this shit up
>>76692977
LMAO, being sinnyfat is no better than being obese anon!
>>76692977
But we choose to be thin, or muscular
That guy has no choice as 30% of food are unavailable to him
>>76685756
Peanuts should be fucking illegal. It's peasant food that kills half the people that eat it. Maybe people aren't supposed to eat it, if half the populations keels over and dies when it touches their lips?
>>76685756
Damn that sucks. I have a peanut allegedly and I always ask my gf if she had peanuts that day and to brush her teeth if she did.
>>76693098
>racist glasses
I miss these types of skits.
>>76692860
>Eatig the dairy jew
Wow, you really are retarded friend. The funny thing is, half of the stuff you would call "cheese" or "ice cream" is by definition, not! But then you have already proven yourself completely ignorant of food when you said that cake and muffins require dairy.
>>76685756
Thank you nigger inventions.
Wow
>>76693123
I think I would kill my self desu
>>76693105
you only get that way if you are lazy
>>76693131
>what is survival of the fittest
or everyone could mandatorily eat peanuts and the surviving population multiplies until no one is allergic anymore forever
>>76685756
what a shame
>>76693318
Not how it works anon. I have to say, when it comes to science 90% of /pol/ is seriously retarded. Food allergies have inexplicably been on the rise the past few decades. Even if you were to kill off every single person with a peanut allergy alive right now, you would have twice as many people with peanut allergies in another 30 years. Lots of theories why, but in the end they all come back around to the Jews if you are willing to dig.
The but game:
Of course, people with nut allergies must be protected, BUT
>if you die from touching a peanut maybe you're an evolutionary dead-end.
>>76692799
>pic
Look at the size. Just a bit more than a palm.
And when you (or someone else) inject... beware to keep the shit in place for 10 seconds. No "hit and run"
But above all make sure the dude who's supposed to help you knows:
>blue cap upward (blue = sky)
>orange cap on the skin
He shall press the blue.
Otherwise he's gonna pinch his own thumb with adrenaline, and then you will have two emergencies rather than one.
:^)
Other good news is that even if you have suffocated to uconsciousness amd your heart has stopped, CPR can keep you alive for up to 1 hour if properly performed.
It is all about having 100 chest compressions per minute so that your oxygen-filled blood in the rest of your body will keep irrorating essential organs.
>>76685756
He could have kept her alive with CPR!
I'm not allergic to peanuts but I suppose I'm a carrier. My little sister has a very severe allergy to them.
Makes me think that both my parents were carriers too.
I guess I douged a bullet there but I have a chance of having a kid that has this problem.
>>76689473
>Half a jar
Hmmmm
>>76693098
underrated
>>76688837
>deez nuts
only result for ctrl+f "deez nuts"
disappointing.
>>76692860
i can drink milk but i don't
come at me
>>76693522
>forgot pic
>>76688260
8edgy10me
>>76693493
>charles darwin was wrong
mate fuck you and recessive genes, i'd douse you with peanut butter as lube
>>76689473
>Half a jar
Well if you eat a pound of peanut butter yeah, you're going to probably want to puke.
>>76693522
Trust me lad, I've been dealing with this my whole life. I hope I never have tobuse one, but I know how to. Appreciate it though, I just hope I wouldn't pass out or something and have to rely on someone else.
>>76689756
YOU'RE A GENETIC MONSTROSITY
PEANUTS KILL U
COME HERE AND WE WILL SEE M8
>>76692904
>JIDF
Don't you mean pic related
>>76690500
This works.
>be born with peanut allergy
>based father said "Fuck That shit, I love eating peanuts and i'm not having a weak ass son who'll die from me eating one of my favorite foods"
>micro amounts of peanut (actual micro) to start with in baby food, health supplies around in case
>works like a dream
>be 27 now, I eat shelled peanuts by the bag like my father did, fucking love them, thankyou based dad for not being a pussy
I get people saying all the time, "Jeez, that was a risky move you could have died."
I could be at a higher chance of dieing now if he didn't. I would have rather died from it as a baby then now that I am a man.
>>76693841
If you pass out and I am around, I promise I will do my best to keep you alive until the ambulance arrives. You are safe with me.
>>76694009
what if you ate peanut brittle before cpr?
>>76694115
First thing he'll do is stick him with epinephrine not go mouth-to-mouth.
>>76693279
> You don't need butter to make cakes or muffins!
> Try canola oil or olive oil in your cakes
> You don't need flour either if you have a wheat allergy
> Try our gluten free wheat free flour!
well... I'd rather have a peanut allergy than a gluten allergy. Must be so terrible not being able to eat bread or cookies
>tfw allergic to toothpaste
>>76692904
yeah, and back then redpill threads were the equivalent cancer that drowned out news stories with actual sources and discussion. fuck off.
>>76688718
Same here. My wife has voluntarily banned all peanut products from the house. She just eats almond butter instead. It's actually pretty tasty.
I had the same thing happen to a lesser degree as in that news story. My ex had eaten peanut butter and I kissed her. My lips swelled up like a fucking spare tire. I looked like one of those crazy fishlipped hollywood cunts in drag. It was horrifying and it didn't pass for several hours. The inside of one cheek got swollen too, and it somehow affected that one eye so it got all bloodshot. I told people I'd just gotten in a fistfight because it was easier than explaining allergies and somehow less embarrassing.
Another time my ex was scratching my back for me. She'd just eaten some peanuts and shelled them manually. The tiny amount of residue under her nails gave me, no kidding, hives. Actual hives. And she wasn't even breaking my skin, obviously.
No surprise I'm not with her anymore, kek.
It's a freaky allergy and you can joke about it all you want but when it happens to you, you are completely shit terrified.
>tfw worked food service
>everyday little boy with peanut allergy came in
>every day had to haul out special containers for him
>fucking grandma came at the busiest part of the day because that is when she could be fucking bothered to spend time with them
>boy always said thank you no matter
>grandma was a fucking cunt about it
i sincerely hope the boy hasn't died from some rogue peanut
>>76694115
You don't really need to breath in.
You can skip it.
It is suggested after every 30 compressions to breath twice.
But overall the main benefit of CPR is exploiting all the oxygen in the blood... literally squeezing every inch or it. So to speak.
>>76694469
>Must be so terrible not being able to eat bread or cookies
??? what's wrong with you?
>>76685756
Same allergy, have GF, trust her to be on top of this.
I think it's more down to how smart and mindful your GF/BF is.
>>76693841
Using one isn't bad. Actually makes you feel alright in the face of things. What sucks is what comes after you're in that temporary zone of stability.
>>76693981
This entire thread has been layered with some of the best jokes i'v seen in a while on /pol/. Absolute flames, hotter than Fort Mack has been the past week.
>>76692559
Are Aussie first aid attendants allowed to inject a patient's epi? We can't even use their epi-pens on them at the EMR level, it's fucking gay.
>>76688732
I don't think this is true. My mother ate peanuts like crazy while she was pregnant with me. I'm not sure what causes this allergy but I think I'm gonna do some research because new info comes out all the time.
If you have an allergy which causes anaphylaxis, carry an epi-pen.
>>76688637
This anon is obviously tushy troubled.
>>76686276
Well it could be seen as the ultimate validation of tgat 'identity'. The only real problem is that while the craziness might fit feminism, not blaming a man for something does not.
>>76690064
Technology has a cure, it's called administering allergy shots until it forces a class switch from IgE to IgG4
>>76692678
I'm going to smear peanut oil on everything I touch from now on just in case you touch it next.
>>76694469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbMq7Pme5pk
>>76693803
>Implying it proves Darwin was wrong
>What is sickle cell anemia?
It has to do with epigenetics and either the pollution in our environment, increased exposure to processed foods, or the hygiene hypothesis. Again, in the end it all boils down to the jews no matter which way you look at it. Sorry if this trigger (((you))) JIDF.
>>76690060
They're a legume. I think it's the paleo diet which bans legumes as even the "nice" ones are hard on your digestion and mess with you in other ways.
It's not just "weak genes" or something. Peanut allergy is so severe and common that it's gotta be the fucking peanuts too.
>>76690064
I know that feel, brother. I just began carrying an epi-pen, telling everyone about my allergy umpty times over, and asking everywhere about whatever I'm eating, anywhere I go. Kind of a pain but tough shit if they don't like it. It's worth the effort.
And don't be silly. If you want to kiss random girl, ask her if she just ate peanuts first. Make it part of your charming banter. Girls love a spot of vulnerability anyway, so she'll probably want to kiss you more, not less. Buck up.
>>76685756
Why isn't that murderer in prison already?
Why even live if you're allergic to peanuts? Peanut butter is delicious as fuck.
>>76695344
Because its not his fault she was genetically inferior.
>>76690500
This is basically bullshit. Despite the other reply. Don't do anything like this without the support of your doctor and a good allergist.
>>76688718
Look m8 I know it's not your fault and shit but being able to getting killed by a fucking peanut? Come the fuck on.
>>76688844
Something about this post says whoever made it has shitty genes. Every single ailment you can think of is the result of an environmental and genetic interplay. Go read some studies on allergies and the rise in them n western populations before you go insinuating that people with severe allergies are just genetically inferior, dullard.
Well the girl didn t tell him about the alergy , so it s her fault .
>>76688796
CARLOS! Oh you
>>76694718
I find first aid in Canada to be quite retarded.
I got in A LOT of trouble for PROPERLY setting and bracing someone's neck after a car crash. (no i'm not motherfucking qualified by ticket, but i'm motherfucking qualified by knowledge)
Only reason I got off was because that blessed man vouched for me. "I would have screamed for him to help me in the exact way he did if I could. I give him hindsight permission, and I am not pressing charges, nor should anyone else."
You can barely get away with basic CPR without seeing a fuck ton of bulllshit afterwards in Canada. Hell I had to sit there and give information to the police for over two fucking hours just because I helped some old man who crashed his car into my lawn. Incompitent systems man....
>>76689756
>mfw kryptonut here tells me he's stronger
>>76689222
Actually, since their immune system goes completely into overdrive, they're the opposite of a bitch. A bitch is someone with an immuno-deficiency. But even then it's pretty stupid to call someone with an illness a bitch. They aren't choosing to be. You're a bitch for calling those people a bitch, to be fair.
>>76687921
he feels no guilt either, this was obviously intentional. if she had an allergy that bad she would've told her boyfriend. and the boyfriend wouldn't have "accidentally" kiss here after eating a peanut butter sandwich.
This is just sad and i dont even wanna read this thread full of ridcule.
Wouldnt care if the girl was ugly either. Or even a fat hairy sjw with green hair.
This is just sad and i feel for the murderer and the victims family.
This is some xmen shit right here. Sad!
>have potentially fatal allergy
>want to potentially swap bodily fluids with someone unaware of allergy
>die
stupid cunt should have made it explicitly clear. I bought a milkshake with peanuts with a kid with said allergy and the mom almost slapped me for it.
>>76695964
>if she had an allergy that bad she would've told her boyfriend
Read the article.
They'd "just met" and she "didn't have enough time" to tell him of the allergy before he ate a bedtime snack while they were back to his apartment.
Seems like homegirl wasn't making good choices anyway.
>>76695413
Yeah I'm not responsible for this child's death, Yeah I pushed him off into the water, it's not my fault he can't swim
>>76689264
But an equivalent amount of radioactive substance could kill you if you ingested it - does that make you "weak"? Don't make the argument that it would kill anyone, either, since we're talking about "genetic superiority". How does it feel to know you just called a Tardigrade stronger than the human race? Fuckwit.
>>76685756
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ROASTIE BTFO
This thread is fucking retarded.
>>76689788
She's weak because her immune system was extremely strong? So strong its effects basically obliterated her along with the peanut oil that it was sensitized to?
>>76693131
In 2013, Canada exported over 18,000 tonnes of peanut butter (FAOSTATS). What are you planning?
>>76685756
Tonight this dude's gonna be visited by an agent from the Dark Brotherhood, he's staight up an assassin/secret agent now.
Man's nut butter seals deadly deal for young girl
>>76685756
literally rape
>>76688796
FUCK YOU YOU PUN SPIC FUCK YOU YOU PUN SPIC FUCK YOU YOU PUN SPIC FUCK YOU YOU PUN SPIC FUCK YOU YOU PUN SPIC FUCK YOU YOU PUN SPIC... but I did kek at that.
>>76689756
At least I wouldn't die if someone took a shit on my chest.
>>76685756
NORMIES BTFO
Holy fuck I'm laughing so hard right now
>>76685756
>The Kiss of Death: The Patriarchy Out To Kill Us?
