>realDonaldTrump
>real
Why are we voting for a guy who can't even negotiate his own twitter handle again?
>>76669343
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
>>76669343
wasting money on shit that doesnt matter isnt smart or economical
>>76669695
kek
>>76669343
He owns @donaldtrump too.
He just likes telling everyone how fuckin' REAL he is. Real talk.
>implying he didn't choose that handle on purpose to suggest that he's "real" compared to all the other phony candidates
>>76669821
Proof for the terminally lazy.
https://twitter.com/donaldtrump
Wow... it really makes me sage...
>>76669695
good pasta
>>76669695
>>76669821
Portuguese bringing the cheese. That high stinky cheddar.
>>76669343
Trump will get @POTUS soon, so it doesn't matter.
>>76669343
>Why are we voting for a guy who can't even negotiate his own twitter handle again?
TO MAKE OP STRAIGHT AGAIN
>>76669343
$0.10 has been deposited in your account
