https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ok1SBl87FM
>A United Launch Alliance Delta 4-Heavy rocket will launch the National Reconnaissance Office satellite for the U.S. National Reconnaissance Office from Cape Canaveral Air Force Station in Florida on Thursday, June 9.
>The NRO cargo is the government agency responsible for the operation of the country’s fleet of spy satellites. The ULA Delta 4-Heavy rocket is USA’s largest operational booster, it features three Common Booster Cores mounted together to form a triple-body rocket.
They said they have delay of 15 minutes. Then they will start the countdown
>>76647294
it looks like a dick and balls. murica confirmed for gay
well we know the earth is flat and space doesn't actually exist
so what are they really doing??
>>76647467
>not wanting to fuck space
>>76647471
wasting your money
>>76647575
>like i'd touch your moms pussy
trips decide if the lauch will fail and where will the rocket lands
>>76647880
in your ass faggot
>>76647880
on 4chan's servers
>>76647575
kek
Is the space program (somewhat graphic) sublimation?
I'm OK with this.
I hope it explodes.
>>76648194
This.
>flat earthers
>>76647467
Three bundled up dicks, confirmed for gay
Why do I love ULA so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. ULA isn't just the best launch provider in the country; they might just be the greatest launch provider of all time. Just imaging the Altas V riding through the skies of Earth, the wind on its fairing, the mighty RD-180 below it. As she rides through the red sky, NASA swoons at her very scent. They know how she smells; the essence of burning RP-1 smell is sold in Orlando under the name of "Space Orgasm." The very nature of ULA is mystery. Could they be playing a deeper game than even Tory Bruno realizes? The answer is yes, ULA has transcended such boundaries as the physical world, and has free will to do whatever they sees fit. However, ULA is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that they does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the ULA is not one that is easily penetrated. ULA rockets are such a force of nature in this realm that nothing can truly touch them, the only thing keeping them bound to this world at all is their will to exist within the preordained boundaries understood physics. ULA is not only beyond the comprehension of us, it exists within a plane of true focus and beauty. Observe the plume of exhaust gasses from this Delta IV, the gorgeous and rippling flames, the gallant fairing, and most importantly, its engines. Her engines, like cauldrons straight from hell, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of ULA. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. ULA is not just a launch provider, a formless collection of engineers and rockets; they are themselves the binding that holds the word together. Without ULA, Musk the Menace takes over and the entire space industry as we know it crumbles. The Mississippi would stop flowing without ULA, Kessler syndrome would take over in orbit, and the space station would fall without their fiery gaze. These are just of a few of the reasons why I like ULA so much
>>76648194
are you calling upon kek?
>>76647467
>>76648337
You know what they say about people who always have dick on their mind.
>>76647880
On the black cube in Mecca
>>76647880
The Alberta Wildfire.
>>76648194
Who doesn't?
>>76648419
Maybe I am.
>>76647294
why do the rockets look like cigarettes? is this product placement?
>>76648194
I hope your testicles explode.
PRAISE KEK
Give us destruction and the fiery rain of rocket fuel
>>76648699
I'll explode them into your mums cunt
>>76648651
They even emit smoke!
Looks like the one i built in KSP didnt go well tbqh. I had to put another 2 on the sides to balance him.
I hope it will detonate on launch.
God will not approve of space exploration
Also, cosmos is a myth and earth is flat and hollow.
1
2
3
BOOM
>>76648352
It's a rigid inflatable prop.
Satellite = latest lie
The space program is a scam.
>>76648899
Dear god! You gotta warn them RIGHT NOW!
>>76649003
yeah looks pretty fake tbqh
>>76648919
here is your (you) out of pity from a fellow country man. You tried.
>>76648651
The orange colored sections are unpainted insulation. The fuel is cryogenic so insulation is used to help keep it cold.
The first shuttle launch had it's entire external tank painted white, but they stopped painting it for subsequent missions because the paint adds weight.
The Saturn V didn't use insulation, which allowed sheets of ice to form as condensation formed and froze onto it's surface. That's why you see big chunks of ice falling off of it when it launches.
>>76648899
Y'all cowards don't even use RO
>>76649003
I honestly feel the same about Canada, it's a scam, the landmass is a ridged inflatable prop and all Canadians are just Australians in training camps
>>76649223
RO causes all sorts of problems with the terrain because muh 32-bit precision
>>76649003
>Satellite = latest lie
You know you can detect the signals from satellites yourself?
You can literally receive transmission weather data from satellites daily with the right antenna and hardware
if triple digits rocket fails and lands into the DPRK
they reverse engineer it and boom america
>>76649003
>all those satanic hand symbols
>>76649946
Based Tory
>>76647294
>Not SpaceX or Blue Origin
>relevant
Yawwwwnnnn...
Thanks for the heads up Jewbro.
>>76650499
>world's largest rocket
>not relevant
>>76649525
Stock terrain currently has all sorts of problems. I don't think RO has anything to do with it. RSS might make it worse though
>>76650322
shieeeet
>>76650750
>current largest*
It has nothing on the Saturn V, N1, STS, or Energia rockets. And it will be nothing again when the Falcon Heavy flies in December.
Let's be honest here, ULA is probably not going to exist in 10 years.
>>76650322
>>76651071
I wish I didn't know so much.
>>76651019
It can literally launch more payload than STS, and N1 and Energia were both failures that never became operational rockets.
>when the Falcon Heavy flies in December
>Falcon Heavy
>flying any time in the next 12 months
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>76650877
What is that?
>>76647880
white house
>>76647294
This is what I am talking about.
Finally some shit not involving the taxpayer money waster "Musk".
>>76651223
Meh I'd rather know the truth than live in ignorance, even if the truth is brutal and not what you want to hear
>>76651513
In all likelihood this is a $400 million launch with a $2-3 billion payload
>>76651788
I guess so. At least I know God.
AH FUCK I HAD MY VOLUME UP ALL THE WAY
>>76650819
Yea the mods that increase the scale of the solar system cause problems with the terrain and floating/misplaced objects.
Hullo did a good explanation of it here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSaNhyzfNFk
>>76650877
>b-b-b-b-b-but it's round!
>>76652116
Kek, bye bye ear drums.
They're so confused about why the chat is so cancerous.
Didnt understand what they said.
I know its been delaying by weather conditions but cant realy believe the people in chat there is chance it wont happend today
>>76647467
Delete your account.
>>76649003
Castrate yourself and sterilize any children you have erroneously created. Your genetics are neither need nor wanted in our species. Thank you for your cooperation.
>Weather team now predicting 30% chance of GO conditions by 5:40 PM.
>>76653045
What timezone are these redcoats in again?
>>76653045
it's a cool stream, OP, even if they don't launch. maybe not exactly a /pol/ thread.
those guys talking about valves and shit. calm as hell.
i know everyone hates this, but it would be cool if one was a young sounding girl. like Huntress in the 911 norad tapes.
>>76653163
The rocket is launching from Cape Canaveral.
Where are you mother fucker?
![6a4319e807[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KxavcwT.jpg "6a4319e807[1].jpg")
>>76653871
sup m8
21:58:00 = 9:58 tonight?
ZERO ZERO
>>76654288
Mexico ain't payin.
>>76653871
>>76654288
roger
>21:58:00 zulu
what did he mean by that?
30 MINUTES
>>76654476
Zulu = GMT
like 40 minutes from now
jack ford is gay
>>76654529
Mexico will pay!
>>76654540
God Speed
Also, Reminder: Rus Slav worst slav. Watch rocket made by worst slav explode into million pieces, remind me of Russian economy
>>76654705
U fuckin wot mate?
fake and gay
Delta IV heavy is the heaviest rocket currently in service (until the Falcon 9 heavy is launched)
>>76649525
Play it in 64 bit then?
updates over here
https://forum.nasaspaceflight.com/index.php?topic=39207.0;all
>you will never witness a Saturn V launch
>>76655034
We'll witness something greater in the 2020s... the BFR/MCT launch.
>>76655004
64-bit memory addressing is not the same as 64-bit floating point precision. They can't use 64-bit for the terrain because they don't have low level access to the middleware engine they're using. Unity not us.
>>76655200
I see, the usual from Squad then.
I've found RO+RSS to work fine with me usually. Makes the game actually slightly challenging.
This is more boring than my sexual life
>>76655034
Waiting for SLS
>>76655034
2nd loudest man made sound, behind atomic bombs.
if you got too close, the sound would kill you, not the blast heat.
>>76655533
>tfw they changed it to look more like STS instead of the Saturn V
>Soyuz launches and intercepts the cargo
>reveals to the world that it was a mind control satellite sent up by the US government
>>76655747
Eh I still like it
It's like Saturn V and Shuttle had an unwanted child
>>76655747
All that paint weighs a load, and it's just pointless to carry it up. The first two shuttles had white ETs before they decided the paint was a waste.
>>76655763
>>76647880
In Israel, on your mother's head.
>>76648782
>>76655763
Soyuz can barely into GTO
>>76647294
thank you palestine
>>76655533
Look at all those babby firecrackers
>>76656265
Look at that paper rocket
>>76656265
>look at my giant drawing guys! it's better than your real rocket that actually launched!
SeaDragon fags are the worst
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS TO BOBBY AND RONNIE
>>76655440
It looks like you're using the lowest quality earth texture pack. Since I've upgraded my PC, I can now run the highest pack with no impact to performance.
"hurr durr who here from /pol/?"
>>76647880
a huge fireball
>>76656665
so. fucking. close.
>>76656629
That's RSS
It fucks textures up good
>>76656665
dodged a bullet on that one
>For anyone who's interested, our fellow Russian cosmonauts are launching a Proton rocket today.
>>76647880
gas
>>76656762
it already launched
>>76656629
I use the middle one actually, the larger one makes my PC chug too much
>>76656722
Yeah, I've noticed that it still looks pretty dreadful even on the higher resolution packs. I can't wait for that RSS visual overhaul project to be 1.1.2 ready.
I like how the TFR actually goes up to 100,000 feet.
>>76656762
The Ruskies always have piss poor streams of their launches.
>>76656844
Oh, my bad. I was just looking at the launch schedule, and saw that there was another launch.
>>76656937
Here there be dragons.
>>76647294
/comfy/
>>76656915
>>76657098
Do you guys frequent the KSPG too? Isn't that where the Elon Musk meme originated from?
>>76657172
>going to that shitposting containment thread
>>76657172
I lurk from time to time, but it's pretty dead these days.
>>76647880
on a refugee boat
>>76657172
I'm pretty sure /sci/ made it, not /kspg/
Lets raid the chat on the side while we wait
Let's raid the youtube live chat on the video
t. minues 13 minutes
Jesus, the keep pushing back the continuation of commentary. It'll be back at 5:58 EST now...
>>76657339
>>76657397
fuck off idiot
>>76648352
Are you autistic?
>>76657423
That's 10 minutes from now m80
They will have the final weather polls in another 5 minutes.
>>76647880
It's fucked.
>>76657540
Yes, I know. But I've got to go in short while, and at this rate I'll miss the launch entirely.
>>76657513
It's pasta from /sci/
>launching iron tarkus into space
who /youtubecomments/ here
>>76647880
africa
>>76657592
Why aren't you guys the leaders in the space industry? You single-handedly kickstarted it anyway.
>>76649003
Dammit, I wanted to be the first one to throw the horns in space
>>76650322
yeah, what is up with that?
>>76654529
They will unless they want their economy to collapse.
THERE IS GO
ITS HAPPENING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M
>>76647880
They muslim power cube
KEK WILLS IT
GO GO GO GO
FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LAUNCH, LAUNCH
C'MON
LAUNCH
>>76647880
It fails. screen cap this goys
>>76647880
>its a sattelite
Here we go. 4 minutes left.
3 min 30 seconds left boys...
>>76658382
THEY SAY IT'S A SPY SAT, BUT IT'S A KINETIC BOMBARDMENT WEAPON
>ULA in charge of building a rocket that doesn't scorch the shit out of itself during launch
Anyone actually wants to see it blow up?
t. minus 3 minutes
space exploration soon, stay tuned
>>76658480
ITLL HIT THE DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS
50 bucks says fireball.
>>76647294
>NRO
>"""Communication""" satellite
>>76647880
The launch will succeed, however it's not going into space, it's a nuke that will land directly on mecca
T-MINUS 2 MINUTES BABY
>>76647880
Seattle
>>76647294
>not spacex
into the trash it goes.
>>76658558
has germany ever had a space organization?
>>76658647
ICBMs tend to use solid fuel laddy
>>76658558
that would certainly be amusing
1 MINUTE LEFTTTTTTTT
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
1 MINUTE
It's ogre
cucked
HOLD
Fucking weather.
Aborted.
launch aborted
AYO HOL UP
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>76658722
every fucking time I watch a rocket start live stream they abort it
REEEEEEEE
OH VEY
SHUT IT DOWN
Fuck hold abort
>>76647294
ABORTED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HOLD HOLD ABORT ABORT!!!
>>76658698
>>76658604
>a satellite for the National Reconnaissance Office
>Reconnaissance Office
>Reconnaissance
It's obviously a spy satellite, they aren't trying to hide anything here.
>>76658721
I can dream can't I?
Rerollllllllll
IT'S ALL OBAMA'S FAULT
>not happening
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GOD DAMNIT
Musk would have launched that bitch anyways
wow......a fucking whole somewhere?
Just fucking fire the damn thing.
HOLD
HOLD
HOLD
I blame Canada for this
Fuck this shit. So when we launching?
/pol/ is always wrong...
>"abort abort!"
>American US space program in a nutshell
>You can overhear people in the control room on the official stream talking about how great their lunch was
Turkey Wrap for lunch
THOSE FUCKING CLOUD COONS.
>>76658895
>tfw the weather was caused by the raging fires
>>76658945
I mean come on, he had a fucking turkey.
:c
>>76647294
they canceled it
fuck you for wasting my time
STANDBY
STANDBY
STANDBY
FUCKING CLOUDS
>>76647880
Launch fails. Rocket lands in your mother's gaping vagine...
They literally stopped because of a few clouds, American space program cucked once again
>>76658834
>Ariane rocket
That's a frog rocket. Krauts and bongs can't into space without frog tech.
>>76647880
American rockets never fail.
>>76658945
WHAT KING OF BURGER WERE THEY HAVING?????
THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT FOR AN AMERICAN MATE.....
>Be america
>Pay billions for sattellite
>Cant even watch the live launch
>>76647880
israel
>Recycling the vehicle
>>76659321
le trole faic XDD
NOT READY TO ORDER THE LAUNCH
Last time I tried to watch a Delta IV launch live, I had to stay up past midnight, only to find out that the launch was going to resume the following day.
>>76658834
tfw Brexit = no space program for Britain
it's still gonna launch
>>76659294
Fun fact: more monkeys have been in space than "people" from Europe combined.
>>76659442
troll face is fucking cancer
it always reminds me of this degenerate milky licker fucker I learned it from in high school
>>76659483
It's alright, they can launch Chris Evans into space.
>>76659411
>Polska angry
>>76659508
we don't consider russians subhuman anymore
>>76659483
ESA is separate from the EU though?
>>76659483
Remember that ESA is mostly run by Frenchies. Don't let the bongs and krauts steal your prestige/take credit for your achievements.
Hillarys faggot tweets are so cancerous, she ruined a rocket launch. Thanks Obama
>>76658553
We need to go private. By the end of Emperor Trump's reign we will be colonizing the Moon.
OMG
DIRTY MOTHERFUCKERS
Cucked
Scrub
SATURDAAAAY????
SHIT
SHIT
SHIT
SHIT
SHIT
Well fuck. Cancelled.
wow......
;__;
>>76659440
I think its the equivalent of turning things off and on again.
>aborted until saturday
FUCKING CHRIST Amerilards, get your shit together.
absolutely scrubbed
48 HOURS, THE FUCK.
i wonder how much it cost to get all that shit set up just for them to cancel
its over
F
DISLIKE THE VIDEO DISLIKE THE VIDEO DISLIKE THE VIDEO
shamefur dispray
CANCELLED
AHAHAH
WE KEKED YOU ALL
ULA BTFO
saturday? i was planning to kill myself this friday.
