Where were you when the entire nation of Canada got btfo by mother nature?
Remember your place, Canadians. You exist only because we allow you to exist.
Dude weed
Canadian hate thread?
>>76615485
Is that actually their national animal?
What kind of retard doesn't choose a predator?
A
FUCKING
...goose?
>>76617081
>>76617153
one of the cuck-iest nations there is. DUDE
>>76615485
NATURES FORCE JACK
SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST
>>76616678
You say 'barbaric'. We say different yet equal cultures that would serve to learn from one another.
>>76618033
And rest of the world says 'what a faggot'
>>76617081
YOU THINK GOOSE ISNT PREDATOR? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMdhAFPWzFw
>>76615485
did it live?
>>76618239
Unfortunately like most things Canadians it managed to slither away.
Fucking geese. I hate those shits. The ones we have in the south are non-migratory (they don't fly back home to Tim Horton land) but instead just camp out year round. They shit everywhere, eat everything, make constant noise, ruin golf courses, and are generally pests.
The worst part is they are protected under international law. You can't kill them.
>>76615485
post the rest burger. The leaf got away and fled in a lake. The burger couldn't pursue because negros can't swim.
>>76617081
It's not their national animal. It states in the article.
>>76615485
GAS THE GEESE AVIAN WAR NOW
dog bles ameriga :DDDD
>>76618594
http://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/canada-goose-fights-american-bald-eagle-wild-battle-photos-1.3620449
>>76618533
Why are they protected? There's so many of them and they're fucking awful animals.
>>76615433
The worst part is that our national news broadcast the story, and framed it as a battle of the countries before the commercial break saying like "See who won, after the break".. but I still knew Canada had to lose, and they were just cucks.
Canadian news is just leftist cuck propaganda.
reminder that ravens are the wise mans animal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0w9q125TSI
>>76618197
Thats just a canadian man they are complete pansies. A goose is fucking terrfied of everything apart from canadian cucks.
>>76618533
They are absolutely terrible. When they aren't attacking pets, they make some sidewalks unwalkable at times of the year from the sheer amount of geese shit that they leave behind. It's amazing as you can't just grab them and eat them either, which would be great considering the ridiculous amount they charge for a full goose at grocery stores.
>>76617081
Well, we complet idiots have a fucking rooster
>>76617081
m8 Id like to see you take on a goose by its nest
>>76619046
Thats not even an eagle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkW7r-rgeBQ
>>76619046
>>76615433
I hunted geese when I lived home. They're smart animals. I remember the ones in the park chasing picnicking Muslims
Meanwhile, I once saw an "American eagle" swoop down for a pizza slice, only to get caught in an electric fence and die
>Ameriturd eagle literally so fat it can't catch up to the Goose
>Goose gets away to shitpost another day
>>76619375
>Meanwhile, I once saw an "American eagle" swoop down for a pizza slice, only to get caught in an electric fence and die
Why did you put American eagle in quotes? That sounds pretty fucking American to me you slanty eyed shit.
>>76619444
The eagle couldn't chase the goose because it's commonly known that niggers can't swim
Kill or be killed jack
>>76618814
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Migratory_Bird_Treaty_Act_of_1918
>>76619456
>American eagle
>Majority of them live in Canada
>>76618594
>negros can't swim.
good one leaf br0
>>76619562
>>76615485
Staged as fuck
>>76619572
>Majority live in Canada
And yet you picked a flying shit factory to represent your country.
>>76615433
My university is also a wildlife sanctuary. There are geese fucking everywhere. All they do is shit all over the place, the whole campus is covered in enough shit to rival pajeet. I fucking hate them and hope they all die.
>>76619572
>What is colonization
>>76619698
Beaver is the national animal of Canada, you retarded uneducated Americuck.
And we're thinking about replacing it with the Polar Bear.
>>76619698
But Canada's national animals are a beaver, a horse, and a loon, not a goose.
>>76619456
They're called bald eagles
You won't believe me because you're probably a nigger, and even if you're not, you're education was at their level
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLKBcl3jilg
I love how the goose doesn't even acknowledge the eagle until it's already getting attacked.
>>76619698
>American education
A quick google search can tell you otherwise but being the lard ass you are I don't expect much else.
>>76618702
>with a professional record ofattacking U.S. presidential candidate Donald Trump,
>Bald eagles are still the national bird and nationalanimal of the U.S.,but this mayprove contentiousshouldTrump win the presidential election in November.
>>76619886
>you're education was at their level
>literally posting from South Korea as the member of the military because your intellect limits anything else
>>76618197
This post wins. Geese are fucking vicious creatures.
>>76615485
I thought Cuckada was Murica's hat not it's shoes.
Oh well, you learn new thing every day.
Thanks 4chan!
>>76615485
RULES OF NATURE
>>76617327
RULES OF NATURE
>>76619046
That's a gryfalcon
And for a bird half the size of a goose, they regularly fuck their shit up
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0
>>76615433
>pride
I fucking hate gooses they shit everywhere and hiss at you
Good riddence asshole goose
>if the goose won with his horrible barbed tongue I'd fucking carry a machette to knife those shits
>>76615433
Right, cant wait for the winner to go against Emus next. Nothing can beat the aussiebird, not even australians
>>76620520
That's a red kite. Did you mean to reply to >>76619184 ? That's a gyrfalcon.
>>76619046
delete this
Should've used it xenomorph attack.
>>76620709
>red kite
wew you're totally correct
good eye
>>76615433
Canadian geese are a pest and should be eliminated.
>>76618594
>>76619562
>using the same joke twice
pls stop
>>76616678
is there one of those with the "if you kill your enemies, they win!" ?
>>76615485
and because its a struggle to get out of your scooters
seriously, look at that balding hambeast. crush your enemies by sitting on them, thats the american way
>>76618929
kek, the dumbass is eating fishhooks.
>>76619100
>rooster
It's a cock, a proud French cock standing erect and vigilant.
Still, at least your national animal is native to France. England isn't home to the lion.
>>76615485
DELETE THIS
>>76621408
>England isn't home to the lion
It was, until you dipshits murdered them all
>>76622113
>>76622176
DELETE THIS!
>>76615433
this again? The eagle was born in canada its canadian citizen.
USA BTFO
>>76622113
WE
WUZ
LIONS
N
SHET
>>76622750
>Canada is a nursemaid.
>>76622889
Or, you know, a cuck
>>76622750
Canada is US clay
>>76622113
We had bears and wolves and we hunted them to death (as well as destruction of habitat), but we never had lions.
>Goose as a symbol
w-why?
>>76622889
>>76623069
>>76623110
sorry murica time to find a new hero, you know one that isnt canadian
>>76623110
Simmer down there, last time you guys tried that we had to occupy your capital and burn the Whitehouse.
>>76615433
canada is not a fat country
who do you think was BTFO by Nature?
>>76621408
It was home to the Empire :^)
Canada and Australia both BTFO in one week by our based eagles and buffalo.
http://fox4kc.com/2016/06/05/australian-man-hospitalized-after-tossed-into-the-air-by-bison-in-yellowstone/
>>76619302
Kek
> Not a loon or swan
The Goose represents the natives
Ugly, loud, violent
>>76623359
worse than a goose their actually national bird is this
>>76623442
they're doing a good enough job burning down their own country bong
>>76615485
>>76619570
Shoot
Shovel
Shut-up
>tfw our official national bird is a songbird when we have this
>>76622750
>Canada just a glorified cum rag for our national bird
Kek
Fuck geese
>>76623746
>>76624193
that's a damn fucking shame
Harpy eagle are fucking beasts
>>76620097
canada geese are basicall our refugees
you have to let them assault and harass you at gunpoint
>>76624253
Goddamn cocky little shits. I'd love to grab one by the neck and swing it around.
Who has that image of Americans and cuckporn spamming?
>>76624315
>invites vultures into its nest
top KEK
>>76624253
kek
TFW its more socially acceptable for animals to be nationalist than humans
This is the English National bird.
It's an immigrant from Africa.
>>76625038
nice bird
>>76625038
Attached
>>76624761
u aint seen nothing yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OStX_wrWGg
>>76625038
americans eats dozens of tonnes of another african immigrant- the chicken
just like the negro, we have bred them into perfect consumables
>>76619663
Some geese are known to play dead.
This is just another case. It distracted the Eagle long enough to run away.
>>76615485
Who's got the one with the reeing pepe on the goose?
>>76625195
Literally asshole the animal.
>>76625195
Imagine if 3 of these fuckers attacked at once
>>76615433
I was here, on /pol/, getting blown the FUCK out.
>>76624797
It appears I have failed to correct all the inaccuracies
>>76625195
Dogs can take out swans twice the size of geese easily, I have seen it in person. geese throw their weight around alot but soon stop after they get BTFO by a swan/dog/person.
Seing a swan glide across the lake to fuck up a goose is an amazing sight.
>>76622750
Ha-ha Canada can't support a year round population just like the humans and niggers that live there
>Wedge-tailed eagle
>Not the cassowary or that creepy ass red-sclera'd vulture
>>76623572
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/man-boiled-alive-acidic-yellowstone-hot-spring-named-colin-nathaniel-scott-portland-oregon-1564525
Portland is faggots btfo
>>76626709
>Just reading that this morning.
There were no remains to be found.
Fucker just melted.
>>76615485
mfw there are more bald eagles that want to actually live in Canada than America
>better, healthier food
>less guns
>>76625971
Actually laughed at this pic
People on the train were looking at me
That's a very funny edit m8
>>76617081
Italians have the Cock and we have the Beaver
>>76627097
here have an addition
>>76624253
>Kick it and crush the ribcage /wings
Done
>>76619046
Dumbass canuck thats a falcon.
>>76620359
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
I read an article about a section of bald eagles that became flightless and nocturnal. Basically there was a lake that was thawed during the day and would freeze at night. The eagles would sleep in fucking dug out caves they made during the day and at night they would go out and gorge themselves on all the fucking geese trapped in the ice and they got to fat to fly. MURRICA!
>national bird of Romania is this
>>76618898
Fleeing successfully is winning in Canada though.
>>76615485
Yaaay!
We win!
>>76627019
>>less guns
Fuck off you liberal faggot.
I hope a nigger stabs you to death.
>>76628821
This leafbro gets it
>>76619302
Brilliant
RULES OF NATURE
>>76619302
>>76622113
there was lions in provence not england
>>76628709
They Know Something We Don't
>>76619302
>>76628695
Looks like he's got a cock down his mouth.
American shitposting is out of control. You guys are absolutely obsessed, there are like three Canada hate threads every day.
>>76630762
cry some more
>>76631324
kek
>>76615433
>nation of Canada got btfo by mother nature
You fucking what? I guarantee the devilbird won that fight hands down.
>>76616678
Every single time I hear this guy speak, I honestly can't believe how much of a fag he sounds like. I mean he looks sort of faggy...and then he opens his mouth and I expect dildos to start falling out.
>>76618197
Why not just grab it's neck and snap it? They wouldn't be laughing now.
>>76631324
>American bald eagle
You do realize it's just you that calls it ya fat negroid slob.
>>76630762
Go eat some cheese curds and suck a moose dick you fucking leaf.
You should pray to uncle sam every night before bed (in english and french) that the US allows you to continue to be a country.
>>76632449
Go post more cuck threads you filthy jew enabling faggot
>>76632413
nice grammar leafboy
>>76632678
Oh I forgot *that
Get back to cuck porn spam you rat bastard.
>>76623746
>>76624315
No love for Golden Eagle?
>>76615485
If you kill the goose the goose wins.
>>76632847
>asking for cuck porn spam
I'm not feeding into your fetish
>>76631324
>>76632449
So edgy, so defensive. Do you pray to Israel (in English and Spanish )every night?
>>76633173
>Asking
Ok bud, literally everytime you see cuck porn on this board it's either your flag or an australian one.
Also where is blacked located?
>>76615433
>Canada
>>76633428
>SJW faggot
>tranny mudslime
>ugly Asian with Down's
Fuck, What was the prize for? Best degenerate brain?
>>76633404
>Also where is blacked located?
why? planning on taking your wife over for tour?
You sick fuck
>>76633428
>63%
>>76633428
Well I don't see any white children developing voice activated explosive vests from household items.
>>76618197
>man vs goose
>nigger in picture
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