Hillary and her crew come over to you and she wants to shake your hand, what do you do?
>>76598041
How much of a crew? Are there security around?
Kill
>>76598041
Shake her hand and stare her down so that she remembers our side of the bargain.
>>76598041
"Thank you for your hard work, Madame President."
>>76598041
pic related
>>76598041
Shake her hand. If you are a middle class peasant she probably won't care if you refused, but still.
>>76598154
lol, making deals with the devil again Cohen?
>>76598041
Shake her until she shatters
>>76598041
"I think you're a sociopath. I fear you more than I fear Trump."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzY3dh1yb2g
>>76598041
Fart on her hand.
"I'm not a plumber, I don't touch shit."
>>76598041
id rather not have my life force sucked out, thank you very much
>>76598094
this
die a hero's death
>>76598041
Well I really wanna eat that pussy though so...
>>76598041
Shake her hand very firmly and then crush it.
>>76598041
spit in my hand
Laugh loud in her face.
Crush her hand.
Firmly shake her hand and pull her in for a kiss.
>>76598041
Handcuff her.
>Hillary approaches, she's already too close
>Pull out my standard issue concealed tactical machete
>Scream "ALLAHU AKBAR" as loud as I can
>Go all out on her knowing that I wont survive
>Kill her in a single swing to the neck effectively beheading her, just like my cousin taught me
>Hear gunshots, this is my end
>Use my very last breath to say "the jews made me do it"
>Calmly pass into the abyss
I bet most of you would be so awkward infront of her
like falling over and sweating and all sorts
>>76598041
Tell her I think she's a terrible person, a pathological liar, a traitor and a fundamental corruption of the concept of a "public servant" and politely refuse to shake her hand.
The better question is why am I even in vague proximity to her? I would never knowingly travel withing several hundred meters of such concentrated evil.
>>76598041
poop hand obviously
>>76598041
Shake her hand like a normal person
She's a woman I disagree with and maybe even a criminal, but not beneath basic dignity
Shake her hand... Not like any of you fags would do any different although you would like to think you would.
>>76598704
firm hand shake, look her in the eye, and get my job
>>76599202
>women in 2016
>dignity
>>76598041
ejaculate and begin farting
>>76598041
put on pants
>>76599061
Nah I'd be reservedly friendly to her, she's not quite as antiwhite as McAfee or Bernie
Look her right in the eyes while firmly grasping her hand and say, "you're a failure.". Then walk away never to be seen again.
>>76599251
"I had twelve different jobs when I was younger and that technique never failed me."
#JustBoomerThings
>>76598041
put my hands in my pockets and stare at her blankly
>>76598041
tell her that my father died in benghazi
Go to shake her hand then jab her in the front bum at the last minute.
>>76598041
"Would rather shake Bill's hand DESU"
>>76599640
homosexual
>>76599692
>Implying we wouldn't go on a trip to loli-island.
>>76598041
Shake hand after smearing poopoo and then tell her to vote for Trump
>>76598041
ask for money
>>76598041
>A I R B R U S H
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Uh, do I have to?
>>76598041
Make a wrinkled face as though I smelled something awful right when the camera flashes, doing anything more overt would be too obvious.
>>76598041
punch her in the sarcophagus and blow my anti-rape whistle
>>76598041
Pic related and ask about Bill.
>>76598041
*teleports behind you*
>>76598041
>Hillary and her crew come over to you and she wants to shake your hand
Silly Brit. You fundamentally misunderstand this woman if you think she would EVER go out of her way to fraternize with the rabble.
I would think
>Holy shit I am literally within the distance of hitting all 20 of my CCW shots
Then shake her hand, make eye contact, and walk away into the night.
>>76598154
oh jew
>>76598041
Look at this. When Hillary walks in parades, she has her security guards hold a rope around her on all sides to keep the rabble from getting too friendly with her. You really think she would want to have physical contact with someone who makes less than $10 million per year?
>>76598041
Activate twist grip and initiate one-handed mantis attack. Little does she know all women have a secret pressure point on their wrists that can instantly kill them or instantly produce a sexy wet pussy orgasm look it up
Shake her hand. Then squeeze her hand and roll her knuckles until she screams
>>76598260
>>76598041
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>>76598522
CRUZBTFO
>>76603550
>next day your body is found in a trashbag
"I'm sorry, I don't consort with criminals."
>>76598041
Throw water on her.
Requesting picture of US Marine shaking hands with Hillary and crossing his fingers to show it was forced
>>76598041
I release the kill switch
>>76598041
kick her in the cunt to activate snuke
>>76598041
Try to ignore her and keep my distance. I don't want to be a political photo op for her but I don't wanna be on the News either.
>>76598041
#NEVERHILLARY
>>76598041
>>76598154
TPBP
>>76598041
>AGAINST HER
>>76598041
HATE HER
Poor Hillary, even your woman card cannot save you.
RAPE
IT'S A CLINTON FAMILY TRADITION
>>76598041
A pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Lewenski.
1. Shit myself.
2. Quickly wipe my right hand down my asscrack
3. Look her square in the eye as she commences the grip&grin.
4. Don't look down at my hand until after we have a girm wet slimy grip.
>totally worth an afternoon of shitting yourself for that perfect moment
>>76598041
>Sorry, Ma'am. My vote is going to Jeb Bush. That's the kind of guy I want running the country. I'm a #Guachead for life.
>implying anything negative won't land you in gitmo
I turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Shake the hand. Do not let go of the hand. Ask her about Benghazi. Ask about her emails. Ask how she could cope as president with such events plaguing her.
There is no escape from her doom at the hands of the media that are now circling us. They capture the terror on her face as she tries to, fumbles to provide an answer.
I then go to a Trump rally and demand a front row seat at his inauguration.
