https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq_JjYJPWAc
"Listen up Goy you're just an ape on a ball in the middle of blackness, this computer simulation based on us grasping straws and coming up with half-baked theories explains everything."
BALL EARTHERS ON LITERAL SUICIDE WATCH.
NO MORE KEKING
NO MORE MULTICULTURALISM
NO MORE DEGENERACY
NO MORE AUTISM
i mean it all just makes so much sense now
>>76586497
>>76586497
>pencil and orange are the same relative sizes as ships and the earth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UuW9CqhBdE
>>76585698
I was actually having a debate eith this with a co-worker. Why dont flat earthers just go to Antarctica and prove that the earth is flat??
>>76585698
WHY CAN'T WE SEE MT. EVEREST FROM ANY POINT ON EARTH?
>>76588681
another channel to block and never see again, thanks!
>look at me, I'm autistic: the thread
>>76589767
Because perspective is still a thing
>>76589089
You can't just go "to Antarctica". The governments of the Earth won't let you. It's basically off limits.
>>76588030
Do it on a long "straight" river and that sail will never go away in relation to the horizon
>>76586497
>downvoting youtube comments
Jimmy took out his book about space and planets to look at. "Its amazing that this looks so fake but its actually real because im seeing it with my own eyes" he said. He then walked outside on his way to the shops to buy a buttplug when he saw a magician performing magic. The magician shrunk a bike in front of everyone's eyes with no curtains. Next he cuts open a fresh watermelon and inside is a banana, and last he turns water into wine, all without curtains, all in front of everyone's eyes. The magician says "you've seen it with your own eyes, its real magic!". Jimmy chuckled as he walked by, "these things are obvious tricks that can be explained somehow, magic isn't real". Fast forwarding time, jimmy finishes having fun with his buttplug, the next day he wakes up his ass is in agony. The only thing he can think of doing is praying to god and angels to make the pain in his butthole go away. Instantly the pain is gone! "Wow, placebo is amazing!" Says jimmy. Just then an angry black skined angel appears in front of him. "Wow, an optical illusion, our minds are so strange!". The angel grabs him, "YO NIGGA WE IS REAL AND SHEIT". Jimmy screams "THIS IS NOT WHAT IVE BEEN TAUGHT IS LOGICAL, IM HAVING A PSYCHOTIC ATTACK!". The angel starts biting him all over jimmies body and disappears. Jimmies parents come home and are shocked seeing the bite marks on him, they ask what happened to him. Jimmy says "I had a seizure and bit myself all over". His mum says "but you have bites on your back, how could you reach there?". "Evolution is amazing, I became double jointed and dislocated and bit myself all over to convince my primitive monkey brain that god exists".
