Is mutilating money a federal offense?
>>76509590
yes
>>76509590
Yes,dollars are a private propert of the Fed
>americans don't even own their own money
>muh freedumbs
>>76509678
>Id : Chahd
>>76509590
You could have googled your post you colossal faggot
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/part-I/chapter-17
>>76509590
Top kek. I'm going to do this at every restaurant when I visit America.
>>76509590
Not sure about Bong law, but I was told that ripping £ notes is illegal, because it has the Queen on it and defacing Her Majesty is not allowed.
Pic related. It's worth about $30 US dollars.
>>76509967
its not illegal at all, you can still use ripped notes
>>76509590
Theres nothing illegal about destroying currency. It's only illegal if you deface it in an attempt to change the currency value written on the note. Like adding another zero next to a 10 on a 10 dollar bill to make it look like 100 dollars.
>>76509590
Of course.
>>76510120
Oh? Just something I was told. I rarely come across a twenty as I'm skint. I saw a £50 once, but I think they're out of circulation.
Also our coins are cool. They make a shield.
>>76509590
of course not. otherwise those coin stretching machines at tourist attractions would be illegal
>>76509967
using money for any non-money reasons was illegal at one time in the uk but that was years and years ago
>>76509758
A better one is to photocopy the top of $50 note and carry a bundle with you
>>76510482
that's pretty cool desu
>>76510482
That's actually pretty fucking neat, desu
>>76509967
Our $5 note's queen transforms into a whale gobbling a cock
>>76510482
>using someone else's coat of arms as your currency
why are brits so cucked?
>>76510482
>I saw a £50 once, but I think they're out of circulation.
nope. they are not very common, though, since ATMs don't give them out. most times i have seen them it has been a tourist who got them from a money changer.
and yes our coins are the best
>>76510773
wew lad its the British Coat of Arms
>>76510773
It's the royal shield senpai
>>76510603
My favourite coins are 50 pence and 20 pence becuase they are not round, becuase fuck round coins. Also the 2 pence coin is bigger than 10 pence.
When I was a kid we had half pence coins - the "ha'penny"; totally useless.
NO CHILL AAHAHHA!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States
>>76510942
mate wait until you see the new £1 coin
just look at all those sides
>>76509967
>defacing Her Majesty is not allowed.
Sounds North Korea / Islamic Muhammad tier
>>76510773
>using someone else's coat of arms as your currency
Er, what the fuck are you talking about?
That shield is as British as bad weather and football hooliganism.
Three lions, m8. Mean anything to you?
>>76510888
>>76510898
>house windsor
are your names windsor?
>>76511056
Don't half the burgers around here think you should be able to beat the crap out of someone defacing the US flag?
>>76511056
It's like the law in which you can't carry a plank of wood on a London path. It's a relic of the old days and it's never enforced.
>>76511127
>Three lions, m8. Mean anything to you?
nope
what does Windsor mean to you?
nothing beats the jingle of pound coins in your pocket as you walk
feels supreme pulling out a fistful of gold coins to pay for things instead of some little notes
>>76511154
>compares people to an ideology
>has more respect for a corrupt family than a good ideology
>>76511056
in thailand you can be arrested for defacing money, as it has an image of the king.
i knew someone once who was warned just for crumpling up a note and shoving it in his pocket when he got it as change in a store
>>76511141
The queen is literally, LITERALLY, the head of state of the UK, so sorry famillio, it's our flag.
Also if we're being pretentious don't forget that this was the first flag of burgerclapistan.
>>76509678
well they wouldn't have owned paper "dollars" under the original, more libertarian system, prior to the first national bank. the banks all issued their own currencies, exchangeable for silver. it would still be a crime to deface or destroy those, it would just be a very stupid one since you could take it to that bank and get your actual silver coin.
>>76511045
There's a new design for the £5 note too. It's going to have Sir Winston Churchill on it.
I don't like him. He took us to war and destroyed the Empire.
That £1 coin looks great: those national plant symbols: English rose, Welsh leek, Scottish thistle, Irish shamrock.
That's a solid coin.
>>76511388
>coat of arms
>flag
pick one faggot. or do you have trouble understanding the difference?
>>76511206
>what does Windsor mean to you?
it's a place in berkshire where there's a posh school and a big castle
legoland is there too
>>76511293
>muh subjective opinion is better than yours
>>76511477
your the retard, you thought the coat of arms belonged to someone else
>>76511550
youre telling me that doesnt belong to house windsor?
>>76510584
Found one of those coin stretchers outside of a royal asset?
As far as I'm aware they only exist at attractions owned by the crown hence they have special permission.
>>76511437
and the new £20 has turner on it
it's beautiful. when they come out i'm thinking of getting a nice new one and framing it
>>76511477
Is the Amerilard triggered that the first flag of his country has the Union Flag in it?
>>76509967
Defacing a note is illegal but destroying one isn't
>If any person prints or stamps, or by any like means impresses, on any bank note any words, letters or figures, he shall, in respect of each offence, be liable on summary conviction to a penalty not exceeding [F1level 1 on the standard scale].
>>76509590
funny thing is, i don't even know if thats a nigger who did it, since nigger culture is so glorified in the US and everyone talks like one
>>76511627
so what your trying to say is, because I don't personally own the coat of arms it's not representative of my country in the same way the British flag is, do you personally own the US flag, your logic makes no sense, the coat of arms is basically like a second flag
>>76511646
>In the UK, the Coinage Offences Act 1936 prohibited the defacement of any current coins. This was repealed in its entirety by the Forgery and Counterfeiting Act 1981, thus removing the prohibition on coin defacement.
>>76511701
>talking about coat of arms
then you:
>flag flag flag
do you understand now how irrelevant your post is? its not even a trigger. its you being a complete idiot. and here i thought all british were smart. must be a shit skin.
>>76510658
Aye
>>76511646
OP was asking about the US. they have them everywhere there.
but yes i also have a couple from the uk. i have one from bletchley park, for example. they are not uncommon.
>>76511498
I thought legoland was in Denmark. But I'm a northern cunt so don't give a fuck.
I still have a big box of lego blocks from my childhood. My daughter plays with it. She builds houses and throws them at the dog.
When she gets older, I'm going to teach her advanced shitposting. There's a lot of potential there.
>>76510658
> post a pic eh cunt
>>76511868
>do you understand now how irrelevant your post is?
relevant enough to make you reply
>>76511627
You don't understand.
The ROYAL Mint mints the money.
The ROYAL Mint is owned by HM Treasury/Exchequer.
The Exchequer is a part of the government.
The government reserves it's right to rule through the crown.
The crown sits upon the head of the royal family.
The crown also sits upon the head of state.
>>76510808
Asians are the only ones I know of that use 50 squid notes, no idea why. It's always a pain in the backside because you need to get a manager to sign off on them if you work in a store.
>>76511437
>Who is Neville Chamberlain
>>76511692
>Dat handsome husbando JoTu
>>76509678
>>76509704
Fuck off piss stained France
>>76511868
Calm down m8
>>76511862
it was never your country.
it wasnt when the coat of arms was made by royality.
with the influx of shit skins, it will never be your country.
you are pleb; a peasant.
the fact that you think its your coat of arms is funny.
>>76511731
A cop would have to literally watch you personally deface the note, and even then a court would have to defeat reasonable doubt, so this is basically a non-law. A ripped or marked note could come from anywhere
>>76511868
If you're too dumb to see the analogue then it's true, the American education system is a fucking failure.
>>76511904
I was showing a bunch of kids this for the first time in like year 8, and I got in trouble because this cunt of a PE teacher thought I was showing them porn on my phone or something, wouldn't accept when I tried to explain it, made a face like it was absurd when I told him you could make a whale blowjob on the legal tender.
Didn't help he heard me saying shit like "ha lol I'll get the pubes in", letting a bit of the queen's hair in view.
>>76511989
you just proved my point.
that coat of arms is for that family, not yours.
where they sit is irrelevant.
where you sit is not.
where is your coat of arms?
>>76510658
>a whale gobbling a cock
Fucking Australia.
How the fuck? What??
>>76511989
the royal mint only makes coins matey
banknotes are made by the bank of england (except those funny scottish banknotes)
both are companies wholly owned by the government though
>American asshurt about coats of arms
Why don't you post your families coat of arms? The one that entirely made up because your family were a bunch of catholic peasants who fled to America because Europeans had enough of your shit.
M-MUH HERITAGE.
>>76512132
>>76512238
Where did anyone assert it was their coat of arms?
Show me the post when it was asserted it was 'our' coat of arms.
Fuck you're retarded.
>>76512238
>still going
>>76512307
see and keep up:
>>76510773
>>76510888
>>76510898
>>76512132
>>76512238
mate what the fuck are you even on about
if you have a point to make, fucking get to it already
>>76512405
its not YOUR coat or arms.
but yet you sport it like a nigger does nike or gucci.
>>76512405
also i just noticed i have a very /pol/ id
>>76512466
well, i'm british, so yeah it is my coat of arms, actually.
are you saying that you personally issue banknotes? or that the not-at-all-weird giant floating pyramid with the eyeball on US banknotes is yours somehow?
>>76510773
>using someone else's coat of arms as your currency
>why are brits so cucked?
Because they've been rendered functionally retarded. Check this out.
>>76510888
>>76510898
>>76511388
>>76511550
>>76511862
>>76511989
A gaggle of mutant Anglo scum rallying to the defence of House Windsor as "english". They're actually MORE ignorant of their own history than high-school Americans.
If Britcucks are this passionate about a German plutocrat pretending to be their sovereign and acting as their Head of State, imagine how little they'll resist the Muslim invaders.
>>76512558
our bank notes were made by the people for the people.
yours was made for royalty by royalty.
its not yours. it was never made to be yours.
>>76511958
Legoland started in Denmark, but there are several others around the world.
They're not technically owned by LEGO anymore, a British investment firm bought them, and then LEGO bought a large (but not majority) stake in that firm.
>>76512136
If a note's fucked beyond all recognition, I would simply just refuse it.
>>76512402
>>76512466
I don't see where anyone said that the Royal shield was anyones but the Royal Families.
It's the coat of arms of the royal family which (technically) rule the UK (hence the name United KINGDOM).
Holy fuck there is literally no argument.
>>76512663
>Isle of Man
You're a crown dependency so if anyone here is cucked it's you sunshine.
>>76512704
>this is what americans actually believe
>>76510482
That's pretty collectable compared to our currency anon
>>76512238
Pipe down, lad. You'll get rekt.
>>76512663
lay the fuck off nadia mate
>>76512558
>well, i'm british, so yeah it is my coat of arms, actually.
The Saxe-Coburg family's modern coat of arms is a British-flavored update of their German aristocrat's coat of arms. It's about as British as Samsung or Sony.
>>76512704
>bank notes were made by the people for the people
He actually believes this.
US bank notes are printed by the federal reserve which is a privately owned institution. Those bank notes will never be yours no matter how hard you want them to be.
Sorry chum.
>>76512808
>I don't see where anyone said that the Royal shield was anyones but the Royal Families
You're trying to claim it's British though.
You're cucked to shit because you have a German family's crest on your own coins.
>>76512896
kek'd
>>76509590
Devilish.
>>76513046
>flavored
>>76509590
Top quality bait for normies
>>76513419
If you paint your car with tiger stripes, is it a tiger?
>>76513233
>You're trying to claim it's British though.
It is
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_coat_of_arms_of_the_United_Kingdom
The crest has existed way longer than since the House of Windsor took power.
>>76511971
>>76510658
Australians are the most childish and immature race of people I have ever met.
>t. person with a redneck NSW ozzie father.
>>76513233
that's a bit like saying that trumpy is german or whatever
the current queen's father and uncle served in the british army in ww1 fighting against the germans
>>76512055
Fuck off with your "euro", grenouille.
>>76513233
Nah it's british now. Just like tea.
>>76512704
>being this salty he doesn't get a Queen and a snazzy as fuck coat of arms
Go and dry your tears with one of the spare hamburgers you have lying around
>>76509967
>defacing Her Majesty is not allowed.
Then why does she look more and more like my ballsack as she ages?
What is up with waiters and bartenders? They call the customers "my customers" They sound like the house niggas Malcolm X was taking about. They have an overinflated sense of self worth
>>76509678
Gypsy you neither own the stolen copper.
>>76514267
because she's 90 years old?
the difference is, your ballsack was never attractive to anyone and won't produce four kids
>>76512663
>Because they've been rendered functionally retarded
>They've
>they've
Fuck you. Isle of Man is nearer to my home (Kendal) than London. You cunts are Brit whether you like it or not.
>why are brits so cucked?
You are Brit, you cocky wanker. If anything, you cunts are cucked by us.
I'm been to Isle of Man many times. (top slags, btw)
You cunts think you are 'special', like Jersey.
Now fuck off. And pay your taxes.
>>76514586
savage af
>>76514586
fucking savage
>>76509590
>Mutilating money is illegal
>Mutilating your kids is legal
What the fuck is this country?
>>76514586
Britcucks will defend this. My ballsack isn't German and didn't order my sons wife's murder.
>>76511731
Summary conviction? Like, the judge just says you're guilty and thats it?
>>76514420
implied meaning of "my customers" is ambiguous at best, without context
>>76510658
>>76511904
>>76511971
Laughed, never stop straya.
>>76513646
AUSTRALIAN ISN'T A RACE HE WAS BORN IN INDIANA
I tried to open an image from a magazine that had a picture of a yen bill on it (an article). Photoshop basically told me that it's not nice to try and forge money, and refused to save any edits.
Technology is scary.
>>76514586
using bants against Australia and WINNING
fucking nice
Using their weapons to defeat them. Top tier tactics.
>>76509678
>be romanian
>id ChaHd instead
>>76509590
In the US, destroying/defacing currency isn't a crime, but encouraging others to do so is.
>>76510658
This is something every Australian boy learns.
It's a handy tool used for learning social exchange of information.
>>76513215
>>76513592
AND IT'S ALL GONE QUIET
>>76516809
i went and got a burger (really some chicken)
the fact that youre still upset by this says a lot.
>>76517165
But you're wrong :^)
>>76509590
atta boy
>>76514883
>Don't talk to me or my wife's ballsack ever again.
>>76509590
No, only if the money is rendered unusable
>>76510257
>$100 bill with Hamilton
do people really try to do that?
i mean non-blacks
>>76509590
Used to be criminal here.
At some point it fell out of the laws.
>>76509967
I miss the old 20.
>>76509678
>Burgertards destroyed and utterly humiliated by a gypo
lmao
>>76512466
>>76513046
BOTH OF YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED, the coat of arms is made up of the Royal standard of Scotland, the St. Patrick's Saltire, the royal arms of England and Wales (because Wales was a principality), the coat of arms is fashioned by the royal family as a way of showing the unification of our countries, it has nothing to do with England, Isle of mann, you fucking caveman, and it's not the coat of arms for the house of Windsor, the old one looked nothing like this and the new one pic related, both of your arguments are pathetic and weak, because we like the coat of arms we are cucked because it is not ours personally, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON, the coat of arms is good symbolism and is steeped in history, AND NO ONE FUCKING USES IT, the only reason why you think we all walk around with the coat of arms on our chest acting all proud, is because your one of the retards who think Brits are exactly like the way they are presented in Hollywood, Isle of mann has no excuses, I assume he is just this retarded because his ancestors were raped by Vikings, both of you kindly kill yourself or go back to /b and jack off to furry porn
>>76520052
this is the old Windsor coat of arms
>>76520029
>be from Germany
>still have a flag
Why hasn't 4chan removed your flag yet? If we're going to let any 3rd world country have a flag, I want my local Walmart to get a flag as it has a larger GDP and better security.
>>76520202
>>76520052
Thank fuck the newer one is a lot better
>>76520381
it's not even there coat of arms, the old one is, this is just the coat of arms of Britain, which is why these two fuck heads gave me brain fart
>>76520520
*their
>>76520313
>any 3rd world country
3rd world indeed :^)
>>76520520
>his brain has farts
At least put a Jew in there, never let a good fart go to waste.
>>76520313
>60% white
>calls other countries third world
kek
>>76520721
lmao
>>76520573
Israel has more freedom then the USA
>>76520778
Very much so indeed :^)
>>76520759
Fucking hell that's cucked
>Land of the pee
>Home of the knave
lmao
>>76520984
It gets worse :^)
>>76520812
>US bitching about a foreign power messing with their stuff
pottery
>>76521051
USA should be renamed to "Stage of Grief: Denial"
>>76520812
and they all get circumcised, so Jews can make money snipping their cocks, how cucked can you get
>>76514930
Criminal offences can be summary, indictable or either-way - it relates to the type and level of penalty imposed if you're found guilty, as well as the type of court they can be tried in. A summary-only offence like that with the lowest fine limit will be tried by the Magistrates' rather than the Crown Court.
>>76514586
>>76521251
For a country that despises Jews and Muslims, they have an aweful lot of common ground with both.
The only difference is that Jews and Muslims usually aren't morbidly obese.
>>76509967
Wtf that's ridiculous
>>76521376
lets leave the slavs alone, I think white Americans are the new white niggers
>>76521478
>Wtf that's ridiculous
You'd think differently if the money had the toilet witch on it.
>>76521608
>A GERM
>>76521575
>white Americans
Please, let's leave minorities out of this :^)
>>76520052
still is not YOUR coat of arms.
see the guy on the horse? that is his coat of arms.
see the plebs dying? he has no coat of arms and was fooled into thinking that they share it.
the british monarchy are not your family. their coat of arms does not represent you nor your family, but the enslavement of your ancestors.
stay uneducated. the queen likes it that way.
>>76510888
>>76510898
its called royal standard you filthy casuals
>>76521953
this is the Windsor coat of arms
>>76520202
this is the one they started using when they became the royal family
>>76520052
it's a symbolism of the Unification of Britain, and no plebs died for a monarchy that was before their time, if you want to argue about the point of a royal family I will, but this coat of arms is for all of Britain not just the royal family
>>76522309
*died for this monarchy
I see the Burger has been silenced.
Today was a good day.
