Cont thread.
MAPDATE
>>76466079
Occupy Tennessee
The Klan and Golden Dick is kill.
>>76466079
Fill in New Mexico
>>76466265
Forgot to add SC bonus
>>76466079
Fill that triangle separating my socal from... Mid-cal.
>>76466079
Lost more clay, won roll again
Kill LB i guess, not that it matters
>>76466079
take Wyoming as far down south as possible
>>76466426
fucking weak rolls man, kek should bless me
>>76466079
Conquer more Pennsylvania.
>>76466566
that rough buddy
>>76466385
LB?
>>76466689
light blue
>>76466689
Light blue, the magic attacker
>>76466566
>5 DIGIT PALI WASTED
AAHAAHHAHAHAHA
>>76466686
lighting a candle to the virgin of kek
>>76466079
What the heck OP? Why did you put my spills in Minnesota and South Dakota?
I never said to put them there, put those territories back in Iowa like I said.
Continue expanding in Iowa
>>76466957
Fixed it, confused you with Great Plains, should be all good now.
>>76466079
Not sure what happened to my roll but fill South Dakota and Minnesota
>>76467386
B-b-but I am Great Plains
>>76467483
>>76467524
Fuck I'm confusing myself. I better be careful next time, I guess.
>>76467702
Fill in New Mexico
>>76467750
spill the rest into Texas if any
>>76467702
More Pennsylvania.
>>76467702
Continue filling Iowa, spill into Missouri
>>76467702
Fill South Dakota AND THEN Minnesota
>>76467816
One more turn and Texas will most likely be yours.
>>76467702
Finish Tennessee then spill into North Carolina
>>76467702
Fill California hope I lose role I might get it back
>>76467882
Let's pray
>>76467702
Corner of Nevada, blease
>>76468130
Great Southwest ally, will you ever stop raping that poor old man?
Here you go.
>>76468531
Continue filling in Texas
>>76468130
>>76467702
spill in to Colorado attack that blue faggot that is attacking my ally
>>76468531
Whoops, back from internet crash. Fill Arkansas.
>>76468531
Take Pennsylvania and spill into Ohio
>>76468531
Continue filling Missouri
>>76468531
Again, down from Nevada to touch my Socal parts
>>76468266
Unlikely
>>76468266
>Has to use directions to find out which ally hes talking too lel
Also Host has major assist here, and it is a rape, I'm not willing to be taken down for no reason and no roll
>3D pali 40 +7 = 47
>4 roll = 18
LOSE NEVADA, LOSE UTAH
GAIN 3 ISLANDS
like host if your trying to rape me at least don't be that obvious
>>76468531
Annex North Carolina
>>76468920
Wanna ally?
>>76468818
> Being raped by the OP and bitching about it.
>>76468531
Lose slowly though winning pls in cali
>>76468956
Unlike you faggots who can't handle even a single state without being given it by one of your many allies... I don't lie down while OP sticks his dick in (as you apparently would without saying anything?)
>>76469206
shhhhhh
Its okay you lost all your land. Typical Bernie fag who can't get his shit in order
>>76468818
Didn't realize this, you get your pali bonus.
Apologies to Berncuck, I'm an autistic faggot.
>>76469206
will take em back
>>76469733
Also, the Armenians destroyed 4 armies. I'll bet he wins.
>>76469372
>>76469470
SCARED YET?
>>76469733
Take more of Missouri
>>76469733
keep taking Arizona take ALL
>>76469733
Fill Texas
>>76469929
>that pali
>>76469733
Restore Arizona
>>76469733
Occupy Kentucky spill Virginia
>>76469733
EXTERMINATE LIGHT BLUE in Arizona
>>76469955
These double dubs!!!
Spill into Louisiana!!!
>>76470089
crush em with the might of a thousand stalins
>>76470007
Does this count as a roll?
>>76470389
Ye. You also forgot my roll.
>>76470420
I hope you intend to get involved in the North
>>76470470
You won't face the North alone, but only after I liberate Louisiana and possibly Sonora
>>76470673
>cut off green in colorado
I'm calling it, the Zetians will be wiped out by Armenians.
>>76470470
Go on, let him feel like you will still be there in a few turns
I love it when they squirm for me
>>76471048
>>76470007
You forgot this roll
>>76471048
Push upward in Colorado
>>76471123
I included it. This is a straight, does this count as a roll?
>>76471048
Exterminate light blue in Utah, spills into Mexico
Make sure he dies completely pls
>>76471155
DOUBLE DUBS TWO FOR TWO
>>76471048
Fill Kentucky spill Mississippi
>>76471048
Keep on filling Missouri
>>76471048
Go south.
>>76471212
THE STARS AT NIGHT
ARE BIG AND BRIGHT
DEEP IN THE HEART
OF COLORADO
>>76471048
attack red if possible take new Mexico
>>76471048
>Rolled a 0 + 5 = 35
>Rolled a 5D Pali + 5 = 125
>Rolled a 3D Straight + 9 = 99
I'm pretty sure Pennsylvania is less than 125.
Also, yes to conquer Michigan, Ontario and Ohio.
>>76471052
finish em I'll deal with that Texas faggot
>>76471293
Thanks for coming out bud
It was fun while OP forgot to fuck your shit up
>>76471510
Now with singles like that
>>76471571
the big gun is coming check em
Mapdate. The Zetians better prepare for an asskicking, and it looks like it's Pimeria's final turn.
>>76472552
fill in Louisiana
Defend against Green
>>76472552
Fill Mississippi
Spill Alabama
>>76472552
Finish taking Missouri
>>76472552
>Ignoring the large majority of my roll
>>76471434
REEEEE
Conquer Ontario.
>>76472683
Put rest in Colorado
>>76472552
Northwards, we fight or forfeit.
>>76472552
from Arizona attack new Mexico chop em down
>>76472552
Kill light blue, he refused to bend the knee and will now be destroyed as promised, spills kill red
>>76472552
>Both replies for previous turn is 123 and 434
>>76472760
Spill where?
>>76472894
Cya bitch it was nice to see you have some false hope and the lose it so
Mmmmm
He tied with me, my bonus puts him into being dead LOL
>>76473056
>Rolled a 0 + 5 = 35
>Rolled a 5D Pali + 5 = 125
>Rolled a 3D Straight + 9 = 99
>Rolled a 3D Pali + 9 = 49
>>76468680
>>76470007
>>76471123
>>76471434
>>76473056
Michigan
Pimeria is kill
>>76473826
Continue taking Michigan
>>76473826
Finish Louisiana, start on Colorado.
Defend where necessary
>>76473826
same order from Arizona to new Mexico all the way to Texas
>>76473826
Fil mississippi
Spill Indiana
>>76473993
4D Pali + 22 = 102 t
>>76473826
Kill red for being a cuck
>>76473826
>>76471434
Still forgot 49 of my roll.
Conquer Ohio, and then Ontario.
>>76474160
Fuck off we could have been powerful togeather
>>76473826
>>76468680
>>76470007
>>76471123
>>76471434
Hey OP, do tell, where the fuck did all these rolls go?
>>76474385
Just ignore this thing
This thing is terrible to play RISK with and should be never admitted to play in any of them
>>76474385
I put in all of the troops.
>>76474581
>wanting to know where a large chunk of most of your rolls go is a bad thing
>>76475022
Holy fuck push him out of Texas
>>76475022
Fill Georgia
Spill Indiana
>>76473929
>>76473953
Explain how Green won OP?
>>76474971
You conquered Pennsylvania, Ontario, some of Quebec and most of Ohio and you're telling me your troops disappeared?
>>76475022
Finish taking Michigan, spills go to making a connection with Texas (I am not attacking)
>>76475022
Puncture Texas and end red as a threat, once that happens he's done for
He spent all that time snivelling and allying just to be ass fucked by the best alliance there is.
>b-but south east or north west or north north ally pls halp
It's sad the guy who goes Texas is the least independent person in the game
>>76475171
Changed bonus to 25 for Mississippi
This is not a replacement roll
>>76475232
Those palis lmao
>>76475022
Take Ohio, and spill into Michigan.
>>76475022
take new Mexico all
>>76475232
Please help me take down their cuck empire.
>>76475187
>3 = 16 t
With those 16 t he barely managed to hit both New Mexico and Texas.
>>76475282
is this a pali I am not sure
>>76475240
Texas was independent for only 9 years I think after joining the USA. But a leaf wouldn't know that.
>>76475197
In four turns with several palis and straights.
>>76475240
>>76475287
LOOK I CALLED HIM SEEKING HELP AGAIN NOW THAT HE USED UP HOS FIRST TWO ALLIES
1000 KEKS
>>76475500
And you won't even get 9 turns after the war breaks out
Sad
>>76475599
LOL YOU PWNED HIM XDXDDDDDD CUZ ALLIES ARE FOR FAGGOTS RIGHT MEXICO?
>>76475696
Okay
>>76475815
Bend the knee Texas
Hurry up, OP
To be a lost war. Never thought it'd be Mexico who'd take down Texas.
>>76475455
Yes it is
>>76476154
I bend my knee to god and god alone. I will continue fighting until I perish
>>76476242
Fill Indiana
Spill Virginia
>>76476242
Defend and push them out of Texas
>>76476154
bend it and you'll be spare the cuck king has spoken
join communism or gulag
>>76476318
Changing bonus to fit Georgia.
Is the +30 bonus cap being enforced?
>>76476264
Wait. If I bend my knee. Can I take out your other ally? He is weak now
>>76476242
Kill Texas
>>76476242
take new Mexico quads kek wills it
>>76476470
So its war then
>>76476242
Continue the attack on Michigan.
>>76476242
Reconquer Michigan, and fill rest of Oklahoma
Then cede all land to Texas
Stay Strong Texas. Stay Independent.
>>76476498
>>76476470
No match for my defending dubs faggots
>>76476562
My brother.
>>76476438
Not a fucking chance and no he isn't weak he's stronger than you even without me
>>76476624
Just like a sanders support, rush to the defense of a fucking starved rat
>>76476581
you're postponing the inevitable Bernie shall rule the land of the ex free
>>76476242
fill idaho and cede to Berniecuck
>>76476242
>actively avoiding Virginia
Fuck The Armenian Empire
>>76476581
You lose by double digits actually
Dubs is 50
0 is 30
8 is 26
That's 56 right there
Plus my and his bonus
>BTFO TEXAS
>>76476812
>>76476562
Not with the support of true patriots
>>76476900
>This map is running out of patriots fast
I remember light blue, he was a patriot and we made him place his teeth on tee curb before we placed on our steel toe boots and smashed his smirk on the pavement
Just saying
>>76476948
You don't have his land yet, that's not for this roll....
>see math
>>76476948
>>76476562
>>76476817
Rule 7. No land ceding
>>76477101
And like him, my smirk will never my face, this battle is about me winning, just about ensuring you cannot win.
I like how everyone ignores that Armenia has +30.
>be in year 2025
>Berniecucks in California have conquered nearly a quarter of the country
>nowhere to go
>be Texan, scared shitless
>take night shifts to look for Bernouts
>drift into peaceful slumber
>wake up
>big black Berniecock penetrating your mouth
The end.
>>76477257
It's been done, a lot this game actually
>>76477328
CONTINUE FIGHTING.
PUSH THEM OUT
>>76477328
Fill Indiana spill Virginia
>>76477328
I said cede all land to Texas! Like you have allowed players to do before!
Roll to conquest Michigan than cede land
>>76477328
Kill Texas because the loser can't spell or lose right
He has no spine
>>76477366
Land ceding of that proportion is ridiculous. It's basically reviving since he left and let you take over
>>76477447
> Won't surrender
> No spine
Crazy Bernie
>>76477328
you know what to do op fill new Mexico and push through Texas.
America shall be ruled by communism, castration camps for cis white males
How do i play this shit. I want to help my glorious Texas bros
>>76477328
Continue conquering the Michigan
>>76477559
It would just bump me up to the same league. It would just prolong the game.
>>76477559
Oh gtfo, you're just upset because now you can't be a big superpower anymore
If I can't cede everything, cede all but Iowa
>>76477722
damn that roll Texas is killed
>>76477751
Start fighting Green?
>>76477879
Id help Texas but you're in the way.
>>76477944
So essentially give myself a trip code and start rolling? Do we have a gameplan?
Me and Mexico hit for over 150 T's combined
4 dig palli and dubs at once plus our bonuses, Texas got big dick fucked raw styles
>>76477879
I'm upset because it's basically cheating.
What if I gave all my land to Bernie? Then what? You'd cry "Oh the humanity!" "It's against the rules!" "OP make them stooop!"
If you want his land you have to take it one roll at a time, cunt.
>>76478046
>>76477751
Even if I die, it will be peacefully knowing patriots will never stop the good fight.
>>76478250
Pretty sure everyone else and I are going to get dicked hard by Armenia.
>>76478220
Texas has been getting handouts all game for being a loser who cries and begs people to be his ally
This is no different, he's being gifted a lifeline and he's too cucked to say no to it....
>>76478345
Armenia is better than Bernie
>>76478250
>>76478345
>>76478425
So in the end, at least you'll die knowing that the future is white people. Even if they are filthy commies.
>>76478354
> Bernie
> Bitching about free handouts
Oh if only you could comprehend the word irony
>>76478250
People like this cuck ruin games by constantly allying and stalling advancement
Look at the risk cuck OP, ban these people in the future while I ass fuck this one
>>76478250
patriot's blood for the blood god, Texas shall speak Spanish again and praise Allah.
>>76478477
Yeah but I will take communism over "Democratic Socialism" any day.
>>76477328
Finish taking Wyoming
Am i doin this right...?
>>76478544
> What is risk?
>>76478562
Hey buddy, do you notice the Armenian Empire.
We Russia now.
>>76478604
America may die, but the white race will live on and prosper.
>>76478604
This nigga not really know those two things are the same?
>it does not matter who votes, it's who counts the votes that matter
-Uncle Joe Stalin (he might be communist a bit)
>>76478674
Sure this guy is in charge now
>>76478692
14/88
>>76478776
Communism = Socialism
Plz stop
Holy fuck.. That was time consuming.
>>76478687
>>76478852
I don't know if you are for real right now, or are that stupid they are literally the same thing
>>76478776
>>76478674
>>76478562
You all need to stop this war temporarily.
>>76478803
What does it mean to be in charge? Also, do we get one roll per map update? is that why we have the (+X) by our trips??
I've never jumped into one of these threads..
>>76478862
Fill Virginia spill West Virginia
Also fuck you OP that's bullshit
He didn't have to do a damn thing to get that fuckton of land
>>76478862
take Colorado and erase those dots left on Arizona.
I'll savour Texas for last
>>76479003
You have +15.
Also can you cede Michigan to me?
Also yes, one roll per map update, and the +X adds to our roll.
>>76479003
And I recommend you reconquer Texas and attack Bernie.
>>76478961
No faggot. socialism grows from capitalism, And communism grows from socialism, are you that retarded?
>>76479003
is one roll per update and you got to link to the update for it to count or declare your roll otherwise is a mess
does anyone have a blank map? of thoth's 50 states?
>>76478862
With my last roll kill Texas
Op I had a 4D palli you missed a 80t roll
I'm done with reminding and playing against people who would rather lose over hours than play to win (risk cucking)
In the future op please don't ally land gifting it's stupid and OP (even when I get it) almost no risk does that
Also cap allies to prevent games from stalling out when everyone keeps allying to avoid defeat it's a waste of time and form of risk cucking
With that being said all of my land goes to Mexico after this roll because he's a good ally and apparently we can do that
All Texas managed to do is waste everyone's time, and being a NEET that's not hard for him to do (SO SAD)
Cya faggotz nice win Armenia
>>76479003
Also cede a little bit of Minnesota for me to assist you in the war.
>>76479358
>>76479252
Yes I can join you in michigan. are we heading east?
Also, I just made up a (+X) number.... how do we decide on what our (+X) number is??
>>76479373
Ironic you say that because I gave up being chief of my land because I actually have to go to work now.
All bullshit aside GG. Later bros
>>76479373
Looked, I don't see it.
>>76478776
>>76478544
>>76478354
>>76479436
>jpg
:^)
>>76479358
Check archive and Ctrl-F Risk, the first link should have it.
>>76479452
Bernie(Blue) and Mexico(Green) are attacking you. The bonus is based on how many states we own.
Could you cede me Michigan and Minnesota, I'm the Yellow dude.
>>76478862
SUICIDE BOMB THE ARMENIANS!
Fuck time to end this. Armenians win because they destroyed 4 armies.
>>76479643
WHY DIDNT I KILL YOU WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE FUCK
>>76479588
By cede, do you mean give you those states? And why would i do that?
To own a state for points, do you need the entire state filled or just be the only occupant?
Sorry for all the questions. Never done this it just looked fun
>>76479857
Yes. So I can acquire a larger bonus and assist you against Bernie and Mexico.
You need the entire state filled.
>>76479681
Aw dang.
>>76479706
>claps
>>76479706
Kek, it was a shit roll anyway.
>>76479681
Bow down, allied pussies
No allies and I won by default
Suck it cunts
>>76479953
Can i just give you the land, or just head a different direction and essentially not fight you for it?
Either way, I'm rolling to take Wyoming again
>>76480048
This, Berncuck and Texfuck were too busy fighting back and forth, while Armenia was slaughtering other tribes.
Thread ending theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgpIrArloZA
>>76477447
7447 op is blind edition
>>76480304
Garbage
This is better fitting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EkyjMN_aZs
>>76480561
It ain't me, I ain't no fortunate Juan.
Is thread kill?
Any AFK that i can steal?
>>76480698
Thread is kill.
