ITT great things your country did
>first on everest
>first in space
americucks btfo
cool
wrong
we can nuke you
Invented human powered flight
>>76446530
>literally just Flight of the Conchords: The Country
>>76446530
First to lose the greatest country on earth
invented stocks
traded in niggers
kicked spanish and english ass
The fuck you playing at nigger, you know that it's impossible to list all the great shit we did
>>76446530
>Nagasaki
>Hiroshima
>>76446732
Sure thing burgerbreath,just pretend LOTR never happened
>>76447034
>WE WUZ A MOVIE SET
>>76446530
5 times world cup
first actual air plane
bundas
ethanol fuel
and thats it i guess
>Basically created the modern world
>>76446997
>Burnt down the White House
>>76447501
Can you do it again?
But you can't even win a cricket game against Aussies. Sad.
>>76446607
kek
Discover America
WE WUZ DRUIDS N SHIT
>>76447668
I won a cricket game against your mum
>>76447629
Depends on who you elect president this year.
>>76447501
lol no the British did tat you silly canacuck.
>first in OP mom's bedroom
Glorious Motherland!
Gave our capital to sand-niggers. Just try being this fucking tolerant.
>>76446530
>Invented pizza.
>Colonized New Jersey.
>>76447932
trudeau literally said "if you kill your enemies, they win". canada wouldnt do it again even if michael moore was elected as american president
>>76446530
i thought some russian was the first in space?
>>76447431
>average day in bongistan
lol wtf bongs can't you handle your liquor
>electron microscope
>an arm in space
Genociding those damn whales
>>76447813
>Great things your country did
Killed a lot of Irish
>>76448248
I put an arm in your anus
>>76446530
>first on everest
>>76447773
Natives would disagree.
Moon landing.
Harnessed electricity.
Split the atom.
Invented Jazz (sorry for that one world) and several kinds of music.
Defeated the strongest empire in the world twice.
Killed /pol/
>>76448228
Na mate we just have a strong culture of going out getting shitfaced on a Saturday night.
>>76447501
Canada didn't exist then, don't tell lies.
>>76446530
Gave 1.5 million refugees a new home.
>>76447629
I'm not sure I'd be questioning Canada's ability to burn things right now, son.
>>76448098
> New Jersey reporting in
I'm proud to call myself a 3rd Generation Italian-American. Except for gun laws, NJ is the best state. Where else can you watch the sunrise on the East Coast, have a world-class meal at noon, go hiking through the mountains in the afternoon, and in the evening watch the sunset on the West Coast? (well Italy...) I've done it before, and it's beautiful.
Besides, there's a wealth of high-paying jobs available for the pickings. You just need to be qualified.
removed kebab
WE
>>76448448
>natives discovering their own land
It's obviously a discover for the known world.
But I understand, YOur country wasn't even create.
You should thank us...without us you're probably living in tipis
>>76446530
>Invented Penicillin
>Liberated the Netherlands
>Kicked ass on D-day
>Rekt the Krauts at Vimy
Need I say more?
>>76448586
>Americans didn't win the American Revolution, British rebels did.
>>76448895
>taking the wrong side in the war to end all wars
You didn't even win. We did. You're just an asterisk to us.
>>76449065
>Muh you didn't even win! We did!
American education everybody.
>>76449276
You won't have an education at all very soon, anon. Good job being snooty while your society eroded beneath your upturned nose.
I hope your false sense of superiority keeps you warm and safe during the domestic bombings.
>>76448746
Just trying to b8 some butthurt murricans.
I'm happy that Italian-Americans don't whine like little girls, but are proud of what they have and what they have built on the US of A.
>defeated the germans in Stalingrad
>singlehandedly BTFO'd the Krauts in WW1
>BTFO'd the Brits in 1776 and 1812 with absolutely no foreign help
>Won in Vietnam
>killed bin laden
Damn, feels great to be Ameri(CAN)
>>76448933
>this apple and this orange are both fruits so obviously they are the same
stop making us look bad you dumb fuck
>>76448746
I would agree but Chris Christie eats all the tax revenue and spends more time in Texas than in NJ
>>76449746
epic trol epic win ROFL :^)
>>76449607
>Just trying to bait some butthurt burgers
Me too m8. It;s a blast
>>76450062
haha bIld wal SPAN(MEX)ICO XDDDDDDDD
>>76446530
Colour television
Some shitty cultural art
Muh Aztec pyramids
At least we aren't Venezuela
>>76450182
l2geography
You can also put on your achievements that you are the fattest country in the world AMERIBURGER
>>76448933
Declaration of independence was signed a year after the war started.
invented ganja
last of the niggertraders
invented prostitution
invented sexy tall
fucked your mom
They did freedom though.
>>76450485
DELET THIS
>>76448895
Also
>Still being more than 50% white (which is an achievement in this day and age)
>not being hated by most of the world (except NK and Iran but fuck those guys)
>Inventor (and best at) hockey
I'm Serbian soo...
>Alternating Current (electricity basically)
>radio
>phone
>wireless communication
>x-rays
>radar
>removed kebab
>completely ruined self with a bit of American help since 1990
>>76447034
>literally bragging about being Mordor
kek
>>76446530
>first on the ground
Also: crashing this airplane with no survivors!
OLDEST CIVILIZATION
FUCK THE EGYPTIONS
WE WERE FIRST
>>76446530
Invented the thing that your entire life revolves around. Your Welcome Aboriginal subhuman shit
>amphetamine
>insulin
>synchronization gear for propeller fighters
>rocketry&astronautics
>cybernetics (10 years before anyone else)
>the fountain pen
>broke the japanese PURPLE code for the muricans in WW2
>removed kebab (again)
>>76446658
Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
I'm dying, send help
>>76450794
make me
oh no, you are too fat to make me delete it.
You are so fat that you invented drons just because you 'll run out capable soldier in ten years or so
>>76450876
I do believe that the first on your list was done by a Croatian I believe
>>76448850
>>76447773
No, without Spain I wouldn't exist probably. Spain used to control the territory I am from. My ancestors from northern Europe and Spanish used to fight the Americans, until we became Americans a few decades later.
History is weird as hell.
I love Spain btw. Amazing country infested with sjw scum. Just thought I'd have some fun w/ you.
>>76450876
based Tesla
I love you Serbia
>>76451140
We have allies, spancuk
>>76450546
delete this
>>76451140
Spain coming through with the bants
>>76447932
>Canada invading anybody in the current year
>>76451192
Bad attempt at trolling
Tesla was Serbian.
Not croatian.
Not american.
Not austrian.
His mother was 75% serbian, 25% whatever
His father was an Orthodox Priest (can't get more Serbian than that)
>>76451281
Croatia you mean
>>76446658
This is what hues actually believe. You were three years too late. Good effort, though.
>>76451376
Try harder fgt
>>76448248
The space arm made me chuckle. Good show Canada
>>76451241
France and Spain helped Americans fighting against english scum...
I glad that my country help to create one of the firstst democracy on the world.
love you 2 usa
>>76451360
You are incorrect, he is Nikki Tessi, a proud New Jersey resident
>>76451337
>invented toothpaste design
>>76448659
Cucked Germany, you also showed us the German dream in the 30's and 40's
>>76449751
But they're both British so they are the same, just infighting by exiled inbreds.
>>76451564
This is a lie. It was USA alone
>>76447501
>Canuck
>Thinks there's a Canadian national identity
Cute
>>76451445
Reverse search the image and tell me if he is wrong
>>76450876
Forgot two things
>Best guy able to hit a fuzzy green ball across a net with a snow shoe
>Rakija and Cevapi
the rest is 10/10 mate
>>76451506
You are a lying serbian (in lowercase because serbs R not people)
>>76451719
It's well documented that he is wrong, you tard. You guys flew in 1906. The Wright Brothers flew dozens of times before then.
Your whole argument is based on moving goal posts.
http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/ptech/12/10/brazil.santosdumont.reut/
>>76451749
Also we're great at picka lepa materina
>>76451877
>Pic related
>>76451877
You are wrong
>>76446530
>>first in space
Those were the Egyptians
>>76451877
Had a nice Japanese barbecue
>>76451984
Serbs can't handle the truth
>>76451923
The image. Reverse search it, you obese fuck
>>76446530
Invented 4chan so you can make this stupid post in a vain attempt to validate your existence and put off sudoku for ONE. MORE. DAY.
>>76452067
Stop lying, Israel is like a mentor, they know best
We invented:
U-boats
Inquisition
Tortures copied by CIA
Crusades
Mop
Chupachups
>>76451650
Bullshit. We would have lost the war without their help. Seriousy, we would be leaf-tier without France and Spain. Russia even supported the US against the British, though they were nowhere near as important as our other allies. France practically won the revolution for us though.
>>76452059
ERAMOS REYES 'N SHIT
>>76446530
Undefeated Super Bowl Champions 50 years straight
>>76452424
That was the Catalonians
>>76452438
T. Traitor
Theyre help was token
>>76452504
Catalonia is Spain my fat friend
>>76452424
>chupachups
Iirc, Salvador Dali designed the logo for it
>>76452370
Pic related
>>76452706
No it's french, I would know... I went there once
>>76452485
>only playing with yourself
>>76449607
My family (we're dagos) built the rc church and rectory in my hometown. Beautiful granite church, brick and mortar 3 story priest house/office/rectory thing. My grandmother worked there for 40+ years cooking, cleaning, shopping etc. Pretty proud of it. 3rd generation wop stone mason, pay is fucking incredible and I'm always in good shape.
>invented microscope so we could look at semen
>designed the pear-shaped Fluyt trade ship for the specific purpose of paying as little toll as possible for passage into the Baltic
>Made Spain go bankrupt twice
>Colonised South-Africa, Indonesia and swapped New Amsterdam, a lonely trade post for Suriname, a big fucking plantation
>big mistake
>A culture rich in cheese
>Taught Peter the Great how to build a ship
>One of the biggest computer chip manufacturers in the world is Dutch
>Based Afrikaaners still speak a form of Dutch
>They are lasting longer than Rhodesia
>Sad!
We're pretty great imo.
>>76452742
>normie memes
Wife enjoying that BBC, Sven?
>>76450988
SUPERPOWER BY 2010!!!
Western Europe would no longer exist without us
>>76452856
>Made Spain go bankrupt twice
shut up, you were part of the spanic empire once
Dont make us do it again
>>76452847
>religion
>proud
>2016
This is what's wrong with the world, people.
>>76453030
Oh yeah, reminds me.
>nicked the Spanish Silver Fleet
First music video in space
>>76452856
When you invented the toothpaste? I mean, it has your colors and the british avoid it, must be something made by you.
>>76452902
>normie memes
Virgin
>bbc
Insecure cuck
>sven
That's Sweden, uneducated cunt
Wanna try trolling for the 6th time now?
>>76452997
america wouldnt exist without us
>>76448933
>Americans didn't declare independence until the war was over
American educ.... Oh wait
>>76453283
16/10
>>76448228
An American accusing others of being unable to handle drink.
Jesus fucking christ, my sides are in orbit.
>>76453283
>>76453546
Netherlands were the first to extend them credit, I believe
>>76450033
Dubs don't lie, Christie is an impotent fat fuck. Having said that, Tom Kean was probably the last good governor.
>>76447835
>tfw your mom has a sticky wicket
>>76453673
Your ID somehow reminds me of Bongo
Remove a few letters and add an 'o'
>>76452856
> Afrikaners
> Lasting
m8, Afrikkans culture is basically dead along with PW Botha's South Africa. The only remaining remnants can be found in Perth, Austrailia. The white saffirs still there are completely fucked if they don't assimilate into blackness. If they do, they're still probably fucked because violence in ZA is always as brutal as possible.
>>76447707
just try it burger, we have been developing top secret super weapons while you've been distracted fighting jewish controlled muslim decoys
>>76448122
You're right. It was Yuri Gagarin. New Zealand is deranged
>>76450876
I love this meme where the man himself said he considered himself both Croatian and Serbian in equal measure, but no.
Considering the world today, and the Serbo-Croatian relations I'm sure Tesla is rolling around in his grave.
What I wouldn't do to see the world from his perspective.
>>76454573
He was part Croatian for sure.
I do not deny that nor do I have anything against it.
As long as croats don't say: "He's Croatian" and as long as us serbs don't say: "he's serbian", we're fine.
Besides, I see no difference in our people. We're the same, same genes and morals, just divided by politics and religion
>>76447773
And I quite like it here, so thanks m8
>consequently you are the only Spanish speaking people I don't want to kill <
![Bane_TDKR3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/93hshd3.jpg "Bane_TDKR3[1].jpg")
Created the instrument of your liberation.
>>76448746
>>76448098
Long Island is better Italian colony desu
>>76447501
That was the British you literal retard
Ross' army never came close to Canada. They went straight from the Peninsular War to Bermuda, then to Washington DC
>>76446530
Nothing ;_;
Split the atom, allowing burgers to Nagasaki and Hiroshima.
Once again Americunts leech off other, objectively superior countries
>>76458434
Don't lie.
You have an incredible beer called Urquell
>>76447501
and your own country too you dam leaf
