America is going to miss out on hosting the World Cup because of Trump's racism.
http://www.espnfc.com/united-states/story/2888168/us-presidential-election-could-hurt-world-cup-bid-ussf-chief-sunil-gulati
>>76446432
who gives a fuck about sportsball
>>76446432
>soccer
And not a single fuck was given
Who cares lol
>>76446432
as opposed to Qatar and Russia where illegal immigrants roam the streets and everyone who says something about them gets called a racist
Wow, I'm hurt.
Pro tip: Americans hate soccerball.
>>76446432
What the fuck is a Gulati?
Why do other countries think they are relevant?
>>76446432
but russia and quatar are ok ;)
>>76446579
>>76446584
>>76446715
>>76446826
>>76446867
t. Nu-male
>>76446432
>World Cup
Is that like the World Series?
>>76446432
Really makes you think about pooing in the loo
i am now a cruzmissile
Is that England's mayor?
>>76446432
Even more reason for Americans to vote for Trump. FIFA is one of the most corrupt organizations in the entire planet. They make italians look nice and honest. Fuck these asswipes.
>povertyball
Americans don't give a shit.
>>76446432
>Trump's racism
trump has never said anything racist
>>76447017
>7-1
>>76447017
7-1
>>76446432
The only time this country cares about soccer is during the World Cup
Other than that
Who gives a shit besides some hipsters from Seattle and New York ?
if our national team wasn't already garbage this might matter.
>oh no not the povertyball
kek
>>76447017
7-1
>>76447017
7 - 1
>povertyball
lol
>>76446432
>Y-you can't host a sports tourney if you don't allow your country to be shat up!
kek, pathetic and desperate
>>76446432
Things that won't influence hosting a World Cup
>favelas
>literal shit water
>Crimean occupation
>corruption and bribery
>>76447066
7-1
>>76446432
>USA
>Caring in the slightest about a dive grass tournament
>caring about a sport for poor people
>>76447017
>7-1
>>76446432
We shouldn't host that corrupt bullshit anyway.
>>76447017
7-1
>>76446432
Yeah, Trump's a jackass, but fuck this guy.
>>76447244
it's billions of dollars lost.
The only "people" who play soccer are women, children, homosexuals, and shitskins
>>76447017
1-7
>>76446432
>We would rather host the competition in a third world country where attendees have to worry about dying from rampant disease as well as at the hands of criminals than a country with a leader CNN told us wasn't a nice person
>>76446432
We play football and baskeball, dude. Who gives a shit about soccer?
>>76446432
Cool, host it in some 3rd world shithole, and enjoy your Zika, kidnappings, and I would love to see Costas get pink eye again from poo pillows.
>>76447017
caring about dramadive is the most nu-male thing you could possibly do
>>76447132
Also forgot to add we haven't hosted a WC since 94 and it is still
The most attended , Most viewed ,Most popular , highly rated by tourist WC ever
Nobody can host events like us because we do this shit for 4 different sports every year
>>76446432
>World Cup
Thank you trump.
>>76447118
>>76447130
>>76447168
>>76447180
>>76447360
Wow thats a new one. Nu-males can't even come up with insults.
Go watch tall niggers throw a ball around, i know you guys BBC
>>76446432
>povertyball
>>76446432
Seriously, who cares? No one in the US watches soccer. I played for 13 years and would rather watch F1 than soccer.
Besides the FIA is a much more legitimate organization than FIFA. I'd rather my money goes to them.
>>76447017
Sorry Jose, here in America we play real sports.
>>76447017
>>76447017
The Ballocaust
Has America ever won a World Cup? I tried looking it up but I don't know what any of these things are.
>>76446432
holy fuck the jews are coming from all the place trying to keep some puppet as president
even offered 200million to trump for a vp to try and get a little control back if he wins
200million unbelievable
>>76446432
>implying they weren't just going to find another excuse if hillary won
>>76447644
>not the Huelocaust
I bet we still host the superbowl. That's the most important football game so we still win.
>>76447553
Have you ever seen American soccer fans? They're as nu-male as it comes. Soccer is a faggot sport played by sissy faggots anyway. Kill yourself, monkey.
>>76447485
>>76446432
if this is actually a priority on a national level in your country, you're fucked.
>>76447751
>>76447553
Go watch effeminate niggers flop around like fish after barely getting touched
>BRA71L
>>76447553
Go get shot in a favela you slightly bigger discount Mexico. Even the rest of the BRIC's stopped giving a shit about yoir poverty hole after your economic crash because all you're country is good for is deforesting the Amazon.
7
-
1
>>76446432
Good. One less terrorist attack to worry about.
>>76447017
7-1
AMERICA'S FAVORITE NATIONAL PASTIME: HATING SOCCER
http://www.anncoulter.com/columns/2014-06-25.html
>I've held off on writing about soccer for a decade -- or about the length of the average soccer game -- so as not to offend anyone. But enough is enough. Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay. Individual achievement is not a big factor in soccer. In a real sport, players fumble passes, throw bricks and drop fly balls -- all in front of a crowd. When baseball players strike out, they're standing alone at the plate. But there's also individual glory in home runs, touchdowns and slam-dunks. In soccer, the blame is dispersed and almost no one scores anyway. There are no heroes, no losers, no accountability, and no child's fragile self-esteem is bruised. There's a reason perpetually alarmed women are called "soccer moms," not "football moms." Do they even have MVPs in soccer? Everyone just runs up and down the field and, every once in a while, a ball accidentally goes in. That's when we're supposed to go wild. I'm already asleep. Liberal moms like soccer because it's a sport in which athletic talent finds so little expression that girls can play with boys. No serious sport is co-ed, even at the kindergarten level.
>>76447829
hello doggiewoggie
>>76446432
Good. Less ham-and-eggers visiting the Best America. Good riddance.
>soccer
Literally a joke sport.
Literally the poorest sport for the lowliest of races.
All you need is a fucking ball and a couple of sticks for goalposts.
Every civilized sport usually requires about $1000 spent on various shit.
Not soccer.
Nope.
Just a fucking ball and a couple of sticks as goalposts.
There's a reason why civilized kids stop playing that in elementary school.
>>76447901
>No other "sport" ends in as many scoreless ties as soccer. This was an actual marquee sign by the freeway in Long Beach, California, about a World Cup game last week: "2nd period, 11 minutes left, score: 0:0." Two hours later, another World Cup game was on the same screen: "1st period, 8 minutes left, score: 0:0." If Michael Jackson had treated his chronic insomnia with a tape of Argentina vs. Brazil instead of Propofol, he'd still be alive, although bored. Even in football, by which I mean football, there are very few scoreless ties -- and it's a lot harder to score when a half-dozen 300-pound bruisers are trying to crush you. The prospect of either personal humiliation or major injury is required to count as a sport. Most sports are sublimated warfare. As Lady Thatcher reportedly said after Germany had beaten England in some major soccer game: Don't worry. After all, twice in this century we beat them at their national game.
>Baseball and basketball present a constant threat of personal disgrace. In hockey, there are three or four fights a game -- and it's not a stroll on beach to be on ice with a puck flying around at 100 miles per hour. After a football game, ambulances carry off the wounded. After a soccer game, every player gets a ribbon and a juice box. You can't use your hands in soccer. (Thus eliminating the danger of having to catch a fly ball.) What sets man apart from the lesser beasts, besides a soul, is that we have opposable thumbs. Our hands can hold things. Here's a great idea: Let's create a game where you're not allowed to use them! I resent the force-fed aspect of soccer. The same people trying to push soccer on Americans are the ones demanding that we love HBO's "Girls," light-rail, Beyonce and Hillary Clinton. The number of New York Times articles claiming soccer is "catching on" is exceeded only by the ones pretending women's basketball is fascinating. I note that we don't have to be endlessly told how exciting football is. .
>>76447842
Dank phone autocorrect.
>>76446432
DOJ READY TO BLAST FIFA ONCE AGAIN
>>76447458
even if that's true it's one time thing who cares
hosting soccer games automatically raises your country's level of homosexuality by a factor of 2. we don't need that gay shit with justin bieber hanging around here we're teetering on canadian levels of gay as it is.
>it's a butthurt monkey pretending 7-1 wasn't a national crisis for his country episode
>Caring about divegrass not puckface
>>76447553
7 (seven) - 1 (one)
>>76447962
>It's also foreign. In fact, that's the precise reason the Times is constantly hectoring Americans to love soccer. One group of sports fans with whom soccer is not "catching on" at all, is African-Americans. They remain distinctly unimpressed by the fact that the French like it. Soccer is like the metric system, which liberals also adore because it's European. Naturally, the metric system emerged from the French Revolution, during the brief intervals when they weren't committing mass murder by guillotine. Despite being subjected to Chinese-style brainwashing in the public schools to use centimeters and Celsius, ask any American for the temperature, and he'll say something like "70 degrees." Ask how far Boston is from New York City, he'll say it's about 200 miles. Liberals get angry and tell us that the metric system is more "rational" than the measurements everyone understands. This is ridiculous. An inch is the width of a man's thumb, a foot the length of his foot, a yard the length of his belt. That's easy to visualize. How do you visualize 147.2 centimeters?
>Soccer is not "catching on." Headlines this week proclaimed "Record U.S. ratings for World Cup," and we had to hear -- again -- about the "growing popularity of soccer in the United States." The USA-Portugal game was the blockbuster match, garnering 18.2 million viewers on ESPN. This beat the second-most watched soccer game ever: The 1999 Women's World Cup final (USA vs. China) on ABC. (In soccer, the women's games are as thrilling as the men's.) Run-of-the-mill, regular-season Sunday Night Football games average more than 20 million viewers; NFL playoff games get 30 to 40 million viewers; and this year's Super Bowl had 111.5 million viewers.
>>76446432
>sports
>mattering more than good leadership
OY VEYYYYY GOYIM! WE'LL TAKE AWAY YOUR PRECIOUS SPORTS BALL IF YOU VOTE IN THAT RACIST BIGOT!
>>76447017
>7-1
kek
>>76446432
>World Cup
Wow, it's fucking nothing. Call me when they cancel the Superb Owl.
>>76447774
>B-but my craft beer and black framed glasses and my beard don't make me a "new male" and the fact that I watch soccer I-I mean football is just a coincidence!!
>>76447553
stay salty
>>76448070
>Remember when the media tried to foist British soccer star David Beckham and his permanently camera-ready wife on us a few years ago? Their arrival in America was heralded with 24-7 news coverage. That lasted about two days. Ratings tanked. No one cared. If more "Americans" are watching soccer today, it's only because of the demographic switch effected by Teddy Kennedy's 1965 immigration law. I promise you: No American whose great-grandfather was born here is watching soccer. One can only hope that, in addition to learning English, these new Americans will drop their soccer fetish with time.
>>76446432
Americans don't really give a shit about soccer. The Mexicans and other third worlders living in America do.
>>76446432
what's a world cup?
Oh no that overly expensive event that cost host countries money for the profit of an international cartel won't be coming to a country that doesnt care about it?
>>76447901
>Individual achievement is not a big factor in soccer.
Could not be more wrong even if she tried.
People like Messi and Tsuu are objectively more famous around the world than any of your "Football" players. I've only heard of Tom Brady and that's because South Park made fun of him. And even he isn't paid nearly as much as the average football star in a top league.
>>76447017
7-1
>>76446432
No one really cares, honestly, soccer isn't even that important to Americans.
>>76447699
No. What a ridiculous question.
>>76447730
>Not the semi-final solution
>>76446432
That guy is racist as fuck.
>>76447137
The women are pretty good actually I thought.
>>76447901
Well damn. I'm done with the Alt Right. I'm a SJW missile now.
The irony is that soccer was one of the few places rightwing groups in Europe could express themselves.
>>76446432
You don't want to host any international sport events. Costs you billions and only makes money for Fifa or whatever organizer.
>>76448166
>People like Messi and Tsuu are objectively more famous around the world than any of your "Football" players.
We really don't care what the rest of the world thinks of our sports.
>>76446432
Soccer
Lol
>>76446432
>caring about poorball
>>76447017
7-1
>>76448126
>>76448070
>>76447962
>>76447901
Top kek
>>76448239
Forgot about that one
>>76447901
>In soccer, the blame is dispersed and almost no one scores anyway.
Also, that England goalie who let an American score against him in 2010 hasn't even been near a major tournament with England since because he was blamed for the 1-1 on his own. England football fans even threatened to burn his house down.
>>76447017
>you don't like kicking a ball around in a field of grass ?wow such a nu-male loser
>what do you mean you actually pursue higher objectives and care about how your nation goes more than you care about a fucking group of millionare douchebags that kick a bag of air around? are you stupid?
>>76448359
>The irony is that soccer was one of the few places rightwing groups in Europe could express themselves.
Even when half their teams are non-European?
>>76446432
Oh no, the Americans are surely going to care!
>>76448313
World Cup implies (Men's) World Cup. The one for girls is literally Women's World Cup and i'm pretty sure it was held in the states recently.
Do it for her guys
>>76448006
i personally don't care and it's only the city its hosted in that will make the most money. fifa is corrupt as all hell anyway. fuck poverty ball regardless
>>76447017
Hey remember that one time you lost 7-1 and you started crying?
>>76446824
this
>>76447017
Bra7i1
>>76448166
That's because the rest of the world is much poorer than the US. Again, soccer is a sport for povertyfags only.
>>76446432
>we can't host the gayest sport that literally no one in America cares about
>>76446432
Who cares? It won't change all the divegrass-related banter on /sp/, except the host everyone shits on will just be another country.
>>76446432
>World Cup
Only a handful of would people give a fuck, and they would be the media kikes. It's not like they don't have a World Series, Stanley Cup, Super Bowl, Pavement Ape Achievement etc that are ridiculous cash cows. Leave the soccer in the third world, where it belongs.
>>76447467
HE'S A GOOD CANADIAN KID I TELL YA!
>>76448633
>That's because the rest of the world is much poorer than the US.
Is that why CR7 gets paid €50mil+ a year while your "stars" have to make do with pennies?
>>76448166
The most paid atheles in the world play in America
Baseball players are the most paid players in average than any league in soccer
The NFL and MLB combined are worth more than the next top 4 or 5 European soccer leagues combined
The NFL alone is worth more than two soccer leagues and MLB is worth just around the same
We don't care about what outsiders think of our athletes or know who they are
We have dominated the cultural influence game for decades now , you watch our news , our shows , our games everything
>>76447829
stay fine, pupper
>>76448166
>Messi and Tsuu
who? aren't those tennis players?
>>76446432
>caring about poverty sphere
what's the projected death total for the construction of WC venues in Qatar again?
Not to mention FIFA is one of the most corrupt organizations on the planet.
>>76446432
>Wanting to host a world Cup
Its a fucking waste of money and time. The fifa have already been paid for and have decided the tournament for the next 40 years.
isn't he giving another reason to vote for trump?
>>76447017
7-1
>>76448756
If you foreigner faggots weren't so poor, he'd be making at least 300mil per year. Lol @ you being poor.
>>76446432
For the 500th time, he's not a fucking racist. They weren't going to host the World Cup in the USA anyways dip shit. They love hosting that shit in dirty 3rd world countries.
>>76446432
>Sunil Gulati
POO
>you guys lost out on the chance to host the sport played by people that don't respect or like you! Ha showed you
>Gib weapons now
>>76448819
Care to provide any statistics to go with those claims?
>>76446432
Why would we host that shit? Fifa takes all the money generated and we are left with a stadium we wont use.
>>76447017
soccer is for faggots and foreigners, you're both.
>>76447066
/thread
>>76446432
Racism didn't hurt Qatar's bid for the World Cup, now did it?
>>76449050
It's 50 million Indian ruppees so divide by 70 and that's how many USD he makes. My family owns castles in Germany, oil rigs in Kuwait and built Dallas, suck my dick poo's.
>>76448523
when was the last time the USA actually went in for the world cup? I think it's been a while.
>>76446432
Why would we want to host a bean kick tournament?
>>76446432
I'm pretty sure us destroying FIFA did that.
>an overtly corrupt system of choice wherein countries that clearly throw millions into the organization to coax a favorable judgment should be an influencer in my political choices
Yeah, I don't think so.
>>76447017
> 1-7
IT. KEEPS. HAPPENING.
LMAO good, give it to Mexico and see how well they pull it off
>>76446432
>World Cup
>Worth shit
>>76446432
. . . Nobody here gives a fuck about soccer except the beaner we're about to deport. Trust me, we don't care. I'm shocked any of you think we would.
>>76447017
>17
>1-7
Ayy lmao
>>76446432
Are we going to lose out on the world t-ball championship too? Soccer in the united states is a game for children. We let little kids under 12 run around playing soccer because it's difficult to get injured and gets them some exercise.
When a child is ready to become a man they pick a truly competitive sport, like football, basketball or hockey. Sorry that we don't share your fascination with a sport for little boys, rest of the world.
>>76449486
Since we obviously don't count the women's world cup as a thing, the last time was in 94 when we had it (most watched ever). We did put in for the '18 and '22 cups, but dropped out of the 2018 and lost to big oil bribe money for 2022.
>>76446432
Divegrass is for brown people.
>>76449296
>proofs
At least half are American
http://www.forbes.com/athletes/list/
>>76446432
Oh no not the World Cup, whatever will we do...
>>76447017
7-1
>>76446432
Oh, you mean we're going to miss out on funding stadiums that will only be used once or the huge fucking money pit we're gonna be left with?
>>76448819
Just googled how much your biggest baseball teams pay wages.
First is at around 270m, second 210m, third 180m.
That's less than what the biggest Premier League clubs paid their players.
Chelsea, Man United, are over 200 million pounds, Man City and Arsenal are over 190 million pounds. And that's just the premier league, Real Madrid and Barcelona are the real big spenders in the football world.
Sounds like you're just talking out of your ass or relying on heavily American-biased sources.
>>76446432
Lol, these niggers are trying to manipulate our elections. This is reason enough to exterminate them once Trump is elected.
>>76447017
>7-1
Besides, everyone knows hockey is the best sport due to being almost completely white.
>>76450370
this
>>76446432
>the world cuck
LOL
>>76450140
>stadiums only used once
Lol that's how it is in third world countries. In civilization we already have stadiums built. LA is bidding on the olympics and they could literally host it tomorrow
>>76446432
fuck that nigger, we'll start our own international league, one that isn't a corrupt fag club.
>>76450140
Let's be fair in our laughter at how stupid this is, we're one of the few nations that loses nothing from the cup since we'd just use what we readily have available anyway.
>>76450017
Right here you faggot>>76450291
P.S. Not one Estonian.
>>76447017
you do realize that soccer is the ultimate nu-male sport here right
Oh NO. NOT THE WORLD CUP!
What will the annoying brown people and euro-fags think?!
KEK
>>76446432
Soccer is a kiddie sport
Ain't no American got time to give a fuck about that unless their toddlers are the ones playing.
>soccer
wow im so bothered
Only effeminates watch povertyball.
Russia (2018) and Catar (2022) are super non-racist....
>>76450528
1. Those aren't average statistics, those just show how much the stars - the creme de la creme - get paid. Not everyone in a team is a star player.
2. Two football players are above all baseball, basketball or "football" players.
3. I looked into it some more, your claim of baseball players being paid more on average than the biggest football teams is a lie - figures of 4 million dollars a year against 5 million euros per year simply destroys your entire point.
>>76446432
Well yeah you wont have hilldog bribing the povertyball committee
>>76446432
100% of people interested in or involved in any way with football/soccer are inhuman garbage who deserve nothing less than extermination.
>>76446432
Oh no! I hope they don't cancel the t-ball world cup either. What will those kids do now?
soccer is pretty gay desu
Also FIFA is full of globalist corrupt shills.
>>76448819
>we pay our players more on average in our closed sports leagues of 50 players where the same people own the teams and the tournaments
wow, it's fucking nothing
The US will make FIFA money and that's why we will host it again. They'd give Nazi Germany a World Cup if it lined their pockets.
>>76446432
So the USA isn't going to be wasting tons of billions on FIFA bullshit? Good.
I wish all countries would say "FIFA, fuck off, we won't accept your shit" so they stop being such crap.
>>76450780
You have to keep in mind that the average wages get massively dragged down by the "bottom feeders" or stingy bastards of the major football leagues. Teams like Norwich City and Hoffenheim are frequent visitors to the lower rungs of their countries' football leagues whereas your NBA/MLB/whatnot teams largely remain the same and have wealth distributed more equally.
The only factor that influences the World Cup location is how much you bribe FIFA officials
>>76446432
>Sunil
DESIGNATED
>>76446432
so what
>>76446432
>poverty ball
>>76450780
>>76450885
Literally right above you
You average players get paid 1 million less than ours
The top 50 teams are a massive MAJORITY American teams
Our leagues are worth more https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_professional_sports_leagues_by_revenue (all have their cites highlighted for you because obviously you're so fucking bad at research on your own) than most of your euro leagues
As I said
Our top two leagues are still worth more than most yours combined
>>76447017
>1-7
every
single
time
>>76446432
good
>>76446432
FIFA already hates America because we know soccer sucks and it was our government who absolutely rekt them with a corruption scandal.
>povertyball
lad status: wew
>>76447017
soccer is literally nu-male central. the players all get nu-male haircuts, they are pussies who are scared of getting bruises and cuts.
the only sport that matter is hockey, glorious hair, glorious beards, cuts bruises fights lost teeth and the most intense playoffs in all of sports.
>>76447699
>Has America ever won a World Cup?
I think we won a women's world cup once.
>>76451860
>most intense playoffs
I bet you really enjoyed this year's, leaf?
>>76447017
Hue hue hue hue .....7-1
>>76447553
Germany's got big strong muslims this year, Brazil. Get ready for 7-0.
![PWRSH4E[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Xl1fya5.png "PWRSH4E[1].png")
Nobody cares about American sports because they're all just big ad-carriers designed to suck money out of people, with more break time than playtime.
>>76446432
>Caring about a sport French ladies played while their husbands cooked dinner
>>76451579
http://www.forbes.com/sites/kurtbadenhausen/2015/07/15/the-worlds-50-most-valuable-sports-teams-2015/#75b80bd557fd
Source for the 50 most valuable teams
>>76451579
you should be comparing the values of Champions League teams instead of separate national leagues to be honest
Since you have one top league for about 270m people you're obviously going to have more revenue than a country with 45m people
The relegation candidates would never reach the European top competition or even the Euro league, whereas nearly every team in the NFL/NBA has a shot at glory.
>>76446432
>Fifa gets to say some meaningless threat to get good boy points as if they don't just give world cups to bumfuck countries that are desperate to make money change hands and disappear
>implying America gives a fuck about the world cup enough to deal with FIFA's retardedly corrupt bureaucracy in the first place
Fifa is a joke
>>76446432
>trump
nah it's current year they're still butthurt over 2015
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_FIFA_corruption_case
>>76452126
That only applies to one of our sports.
I know it's a weird concept in europoorland but we follow multiple sports.
>>76452126
>Nobody cares about American sports
Except for Americans. You'll never hear about it in Europe because the NY press doesn't give a shit about it but college football is larger than religion in so many parts of the country. 13-9 is our 6 gorillion here in WV.
>>76446432
>America is going to miss out on hosting the World Cup because of Trump's racism.
o'well.
>>76452126
All sports fans are scum anyway. Learn something or be creative with your time instead of getting emotionally attached to some stupid shit you have zero real connection with. All sports fans should be executed and commercial sports shut down. Local play for fun and fitness is acceptable.
>>76452174
>>76452191
Compare them yourself then make another excuse for me to ignore
>>76446432
I guess only Hill Dog is corrupt enough for soccer.
>>76446432
that's literally the worst argument they could use against us
![y0wErLS[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/VrQoBoo.png "y0wErLS[1].png")
>>76452669
>That only applies to one of our sports.
Sure, if you say so
>>76452793
>t. picked last in gym class
>>76447085
>povertyball
Underrated
>>76453027
>soccer
>"action"
as much as I love the sport, 80% of it is just running back and forth and passing. It's the 20% that make the game enjoyable.
>>76446432
Ok. We don't give two shits about soccer anyway.
>>76447017
>Brazil
Damn, son. You okay own there?
>>76453027
Now take out the time where the soccer players are dribbling and passing midfield.
It'd be lower than Hockey which is an objectively superior sport.
>>76446432
>World Cup
>Trump
>Rascisim
>It's all just a bunch of mexicans anyways
>>76446432
>implying this country gives a shit about povertyball
>>76453027
>clock
>baseball
Invalidated immediately
>>76446432
FIFA only cares about money.
No worries Ameribros.
If you host the world cup I'll stop by and we'll have a beer.
>>76446432
wtf is this?
Is every globalist cunt going to pretend it can affect our election with threats?
THIS is why I reject globalism!
And who the fuck cares about nigger-chaseball?
Fuck that turd-whirl'd shitskin.
MAGA
>>76446432
who cares soccer is gay
>play soccer in high school
>remember being able to spike, trip, and practically tackle other players and vice versa
>that one kid who actually watched Euro pansyball who thought that pretending to be seriously injured on the ground after being merely tripped would do anything
>refs don't give a shit, no one gets carded for anything less than a fist fight
>coaches of all teams in the division tell their players to do anything to win(even elbowing in the ribs or stomach when the ref's not looking)
>insult other teams from different parts of the state in our region's second language(Portuguese)
>get insulted back in various other languages and dialects depending on where they're from(Spanish, Creole, Hick English, Bostonian accent, etc)
>play like this for years
>leave high school
>years later decide to watch some Euro pansyball for nostalgia
>player gets tripped "WAHAHHHH IM DYING HELP ME!!!! CARD HIM!"
>players don't ever check each other
>barely anyone scores
>no one ever goes near enough for a physical connection of any kind
Why are Europeans such pussies? Soccer's such a fun sport when people aren't playing by Europansy rules. I miss soccer.
>wanting to host extremely expensive events that bring no economic benefits overtime
it's retarded, i guess it means you should vote trump
>>76447617
>not in order
why the fuck would you even save that you cunt?
>>76447017
>7-1
>>76454088
You should watch some Australian football. It's pretty based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxhqXzVBen4
My old man is Scottish, loves soccer and all that shit. He likes going to our local 2nd division team but I just don't give a fuck.
>>76446432
Good. America can save the money they'll spend on preparing for the world cup and put it towards making the country great again.
>>76446432
>Oh noes! Not el juego bonita!
Gimme a fuckin break
>>76447017
7-1
>>76446432
I was a #bernout
but this guy THIS guy... I am now totally MAGA
>>76454747
Holy fucking shit... That's god-tier.
>>76446432
o no
