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https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/fbi-wants-access-to-internet-browser-history-without-a-warrant-in-terrorism-and-spy-cases/2016/06/06/2d257328-2c0d-11e6-9de3-6e6e7a14000c_story.html?postshare=6161465253213235&tid=ss_tw
They're gonna discover I enjoy gay shit
>>76434025
Nothing to hide, nothing to worry about.
All they'll find is anime tiddies.
considering europe's new hate speech thing and sending people to "reeducation camps" it's probably going to pass
>>76434741
If you were an American the consequences would be drastic. You'd get all sorts of sympathy and first dibs on jobs.
>>76434025
>tfw FBI finds my trap doujins
they're gonna think i'm a fag now.
>>76434025
I'm pretty sure actual terrorists and spies aren't openly browsing and plotting operations over fucking chrome.
>>76436002
It's okay, we already do.
>>76434025
Smells like they're going to label you or anyone a "terrorist" or "spy" just to gain access regardless of content
DON'T LOOK AT POMFPOMF, I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
>saving your browsing history and/or cache
not even once
>>76437078
You're a terrorist as soon as they say you are.
Once they do that, they've immediately got access to your browser history and they can find anything you may have been doing, even if the initial accusation was complete bullshit.
>>76434741
That anime pic is enough proof.
>>76437289
This. Delete that shit every night and always after looking at porn. Especially weird porn.
>>76434741
And they're gonna post it all over the Internet unless you vote for Hilary.
>>76434741
>Yo Steve, get over here
>What is it?
>Well, I was looking through the IP addresses of some posters on this Nazi Commie website thing, and I came across this: it's some Spanish kid who watches gay porn on the sly and posts anime pictures
>wow, what a homo
The FBI seriously can't be that bored, right?
>>76435125
I still don't want people digging through my shit
>>76437549
Someone should post that pic of one anon having to explain spurdo and Turkey's populace to his employer.
>>76437447
how weird
>>76434025
GET A WARRANT YOU FAT FUCK
>>76437364
I assume this is the point of it.
Actual terorrists and spies don't just hop on the internet and google "sweet drop spots in Washington D.C. for stolen CIA documents"
>baby boomers are becoming their abusive-as-fuck parents
Not surprised.
>access internet browser history
>browser
Meaning they would have either:
Access to the whole HDD (we just want your history good goy)
or
A way to ask browsers for their history files remotely (it's unhackable we swear)
>>76437549
More like...
Hey, we noticed you made some negative comments against obama and now our glorious leader hillary. Off to the reeducation camp for you. Until then, weve seized your property for evidence of course. And some refugees are now housed in your home.
Have a nice day in nu-murica. One global community with open borders.
>>76437677
>Gek wilzit! :===DDD XD
>the people constantly begging how to get past sadpanda are FBI agents
>sir I'm gonna have to search your browsing history because of terrorism
>do you have any evidence that I'm a terrorist?
>yes but I don't have to show it to you because I'm FBI top-secret classified government man
>how can I defend myself against claims that have been made against me if I can't verify or even see the evidence?
>STOP RESISTING TERRORIST
>>76438600
>said FBI agents probably think the term "newfag" was invented specifically to point them out
>mfw EFF.org stickers on my chinkpad
>please open
>'no'
Let's give then some cute girls then.
>>76439376
Wow, really makes you think...
