Smoking should be illegal. There is no rational counter argument. Smoking is literally a hobby that slowly kills yourself. It's illegal to try to kill yourself in most places, so why shouldn't it be illegal to light up?
Really take a moment to think about it. You're going to have an epiphany, and wonder why you ever thought it was rational to let human beings smoke. It isn't. It's disgusting and filthy and shouldn't be allowed. By banning cigarettes, we will literally be saving millions of lives. By arresting those who smoke/sell cigarettes, we will be saving generations of human beings as well as lowering the cost of healthcare in the nation.
There is no reason not to ban things that are not good for people. There is nothing enjoyable about cigarettes. They hurt your lungs, you get addicted, and then twenty years later you get lung cancer and die. It's the stupidest hobby ever. Idiots who smoke need to be protected from themselves.
Same applies to sedentary lifestyle life yours OP.
>>76425675
>slow clap
>small tear runs down my cheek
I am incredibly active. 8% body fat. I also have an IQ of 120, which while not genius level, is still at least above average.
>>76425442
Maple syrup should be illegal. There is no rational counter argument. Syrup is literally a hobby that slowly kills yourself. It's illegal to try to kill yourself in most places, so why shouldn't it be illegal to glaze up?
Really take a moment to think about it. You're going to have an epiphany, and wonder why you ever thought it was rational to let human beings eat maple syrup. It isn't. It's disgusting and filthy and shouldn't be allowed. By banning maple syrup, we will literally be saving millions of lives. By arresting those who eat/sell syrup, we will be saving generations of human beings as well as lowering the cost of healthcare in the nation.
There is no reason not to ban things that are not good for people. There is nothing enjoyable about maple syrup. It hurts your stomach, you get addicted, and then twenty years later you get diabetes and die. It's the stupidest hobby ever. Idiots who eat maple syrup need to be protected from themselves.
>>76425442
They shouldn't be illegal, but should be banned in public and a really high tax placed on the sale of them to pay for all the medical treatments the taxpayer will have to pay for to treat smokers' diseases.
>>76425442
There is this little thing called FREEDOM that you are forgetting
if you want to prematurely age your skin by over tanning, you are allowed to because nobody can take away your FREEDOM.
You want to eat red meat despite scientists saying it cuts a year off your life? You and me both! And we're allowed to do it because of FREEDOM.
God bless.
Why do you care what other people do to themselves?
>>76426023
>presents false equivalency
>bares below average intelligence for all to see
>thinks I give two shits about maple syrup because he doesn't realize I am 8% body fat and not an ugly fat American
>>76425442
DUDE BAN SHIT LMAO
>>76426220
>he replies anyways
what a fucking idiot you are. It doesn't matter what words you shit out to counter his post, you replied and that's that.
Well done, fuckwit. Now YOU are displaying below average intelligence for all to see.
>>76426154
freedom is subjective. You only have as much freedom as the government allows. Basically everything good about society comes from government. Every 'successful' person had help from the government.
>>76426503
>>76426503
>Every 'successful' person had help from the government.
atheist
>>76426501
>fuckwit
Get a dictionary, fagget. If your entire post is ad hominem, you're probably idiot.
>>76426193
Because smokers poison my air.
>>76425442
>Aging should be illegal. There is no rational counter argument. Aging is literally a thing that slowly kills yourself. It's illegal to try to kill yourself in most places, so why shouldn't it be illegal to grow old?
>Really take a moment to think about it. You're going to have an epiphany, and wonder why you ever thought it was rational to let human beings age. It isn't. It's disgusting and filthy and shouldn't be allowed. By banning aging, we will literally be saving nillions of lives. By arresting those who age, we will be saving generations of human beings as well as lowering the cost of healthcare in the nation.
>There is no reason not to ban things that are not good for people. There is nothing enjoyable about getting old. It hurts your organs, then twenty-80 years later you get cancer and die. It's the stupidest thing ever. Idiots who age need to be protected from themselves.
>>76426806
>be a person who believes in bronze age gods
>think that atheists are 'morons'
>>76426503
#notanargument
man, fucking leafs are morons. nobody cares about your worthless 120iq 8%bf. means nothing, especially when u forget to advertise your small dick.
>>76426829
>you're probably idiot
Buttmad frenchfag detected. Nice common error there, angsty boy. Go find a francophone website to shit all over
>>76426996
I'd rather believe in a nonexistent god than put words in other people's mouths to 'win' online discussions.
I love how you put apostrophes around it like you were quoting me directly, that tickles me something fierce
I agree, but so should the internet (for all recreational home use)
the internet is to this era what smoking was in the 40's. It needs to be banned from homes and completely restricted. China is the only country doing it right and that's why they're going to overtake the West.
>>76426973
This one is bad, because we've been literally looking for a way to stop aging since forever, and now we're really close to altering the telomeres so we can be immortal.
Who gives a fuck if people smoke? They do it knowing it's bad for their body they just don't really care. If it's not your body it's not your problem, cuck.
What should I do with my life then? Having a profession that you know you'll practise your whole life to support a family you're stuck with requires a lot of moments of distraction to make a day bearable. It's nice to go outside and cleanse your mind once in 3 hours.
>I am incredibly active. 8% body fat. I also have an IQ of 120, which while not genius level, is still at least above average.
There's too much cancer in this thread.
>>76425442
So your not a tobacco leaf, then.
>>76427998
I give a fuck when you infringe on my right to walk down the street without getting smoke in my face.
If I had kids I'd be even more upset
>>76428620
i should be able to walk down the street without becoming physically ill at the sights i see, so you should wear a bag over your head
>>76428620
You don't have a right to walk down the street without getting smoke in your face. It's the public.
Fucking Canaderp.
Man-children trying to act like everyone's Mommy...
should be illegal...
Reach down, feel those lumps ? Those are testicles..
...from a non-smoker..
>>76428620
>right to walk without getting smoke in your face
To all other countries, I apologize for my countryman's autism
Why do people always say "disgusting" and "filthy" in regards to smoking tobacco?
I never hear people say "disgusting" and "filthy" in regards to smoking other things, like marijuana.
What exactly is filthy about smoking tobacco? Filthy means that something is dirty, like physically dirty. Dishes in a sink can be filthy. What is "filthy" about tobacco? Everyone repeats that shit for some reason.
fuck off faggot.
*lights up*
>>76429610
>I never hear people say "disgusting" and "filthy" in regards to smoking other things, like marijuana.
translation: it doesn't bother me personally when people diss marijuana so i don't notice nearly as much as when people hate on my addiction
>>76425442
VAPE
I agree, I love all the faggots on here that defending smoking, they are either trolling or retarded.
>>76429610
Most people's senses of smell and taste (by extension of smell, if you get enough particles far enough in, you can sometimes 'taste' smells) consider cigarettes to trigger the 'disgusting' reaction in their brains.
>>76429610
Smoke somewhere long enough and the walls will be covered in condensed smoke. We say 'filthy' because we associate the cigarette with smoke. Don't forget that most people just throw their butt on the ground, how filthy.
>>76425442
Fast food should be illegal. There is no rational counter argument. Fast food is literally a habit that slowly kills yourself. It's illegal to try to kill yourself in most places, so why shouldn't it be illegal to eat fast food?
Are you trying to infringe upon muh freedoms?
>>76425442
>Smoking should be illegal.
Along with added sugar in food and not exercising properly. I can't remember the name, but i saw this awesome movie once about a great utopia, think it was a book before. The government had cameras in every home and people monitored your daily exercise. If you tried to slack while touching your toes, you got a stern talking to.
Personally i do not trust people to take care of themselves and I am pretty sure if i had authority over every decision a person makes, their life would be vastly improved.
>>76429991
>I love all the faggots on here that defending smoking
I don't think there are any. Go be a faggot somewhere else.
>>76430250
nice leddit-tier attempt at participating in a 'meme' you lazy fucking burger
>>76429991
Get off the internet Beiber
>>76429991
Yeesss, I bet, you love faggots.
>>76425442
let them kill themselves
>>76425887
>omg guyzzz look how smart I am LOL!
Let people do what ever they want, if you hate them they'll die young, and you can laugh in your sad, sad life
>>76425887
>he is satisfied with about average IQ
>he thinks 8% bodyfat is good.
>the government should step in and ban things i don't like.
It's hard to maintain and arguably as bad for your health as smoking. I'm pretty sure you're actually at least 12 so at least that's ok. But boy are you dumb. Smoking is pretty attractive. You're basically playing life with a handicap. People like people who don't give a fuck. People do not like you.
>>76426958
You have more shit to worry about than smokers.
>>76425442
I do what I want. Fuck how you feel, leaf.
>>76425442
Drinking alcohol should be illigal. Liver
Fucking should be illigal. STDs
Being fat shoudl be illigal. Lets just shoot all fat people.
....
Stop crying for bans and things becoming illigal you shitfuck, because at some point I could come to the impression that people like you should be illigal an then...well...
>>76425442
ur so smrt. rly mak me thonk. I think you shud get nobl pece prze for ths. Oh wait... A FUCKING LEAF!
The act of smoking is basically the adult version of using a pacifier. Offers the same kind of comfort.
Psychology class-
Smoking sucks.
People will smell it on you, you will get a bad, periodic cough, and you'll get sick frequently.
It sucks because it is so hard to quit. Nobody would smoke like they do if you could just stop.
I switched to vaping, plz no bully
>>76426220
Please at least TRY to not look like b8.
>>76425442
>There is nothing enjoyable about cigarettes
clearly you've never tried one.
>>76431611
I'd rather be sickly, stinky, and dying than look like a douchebag with his faggoty sugar-air
>>76431784
this
>>76425442
I smoke and regret doing so. It is, however, a potent medication for stress, anxiety and it is also very enjoyable. These three reasons are positive examples of why people choose to smoke.
The negative side effects of smoking are, in reality, negligible since the banning of smoking in public places. If your country has yet to enact these bans then you know what to do. Furthermore, the taxation on the industry and end-user product provides a surprisingly large revenue stream for governments, and with the prospect of improved cancer treatments and closing in on cures, the viability of making a net profit out of it is only increasing. This is why an outright ban is increasingly unlikely as time progresses.
There is also an argument to be said that other compounds would have no option but to be banned also - spirits, grossly unhealthy foods. The level of industry that would be wiped out would be so great that it would simply not happen under conventional governmental practice.
>>76425442
Cigarettes are bad (inhaling). Cigars and pipes are not really bad.
>a leaf thinks he can pry the pipe from my hands
It'll be a cold day in hell, you syrup blooded faggot.
>>76425675
FPBP
OP BTFO
I enjoy it, so fuck off.
>>76428620
>my right to walk down the street without...
>>76425442
All drugs/stimulants/porn/booze/prostitution should be eradicated.
>>76432469
It's so cliched, now. I wish people would stop saying it.
>My right to walk down the street without hearing hate speech!
>My right to walk down the street without the people around me carrying guns!
It's the gift that keeps on giving.
You'd expect these people to never walk down the street given how terrified they are of every god damned thing.
>>76432489
Good luck with that.
You can't shove things back into Pandora's box and close it again.
>>76432431
>Putting that much in
>No filter
Poor bastard could be saving more money and having a more satisfying experience, during and post-smoke.
Step 1: mind your own fucking business
Step 2: faggot
Chill OP and have a smoke.
>>76425442
Says the guy who never realized how much tax is coming off of cigarettes. We pay 15 dollars a pack, the pack itself costs about 3. Please kill yourself, Kathleen.
>>76432720
>using filters
>not rolling them fat and tight
I don't use filters, m8. I do tear out bits of paper and roll them into a "filter" so I've got something to hold onto, though.
You smoke amber leaf, don't you?
>>76425442
Ex-smoker here. Why do you canadian faggets always want to restrict someone elses' freedoms?
>b-but smoking is unhealthy
i fucking now, i knew it since i lit up my first fag. i smoked nonetheless.
>by banning cigarettes we will lower the cost of healthcare in the nation
holy shit. please be troll.
do you even know how much tax revenue does the state collects from taxing nicotine alone? it fucking SWALLOWS the healthcare costs associated to the treatment of those who eventually get smoking-related diseases.
but you, being a leaf and all, won't even attempt to educate yourself first.
ah, what am i doing responding to obvious fourth-grade bait
>>76425442
Might aswell ban alcohol in that case.
>>76425442
>There is no rational counter argument.
Freedom
Now go kill yourself, statist pig.
>>76428620
So when did you get on this new health kick exactly? Or is this you going cold turkey? Get your shit out of our face, your stupidity smells far worse than tobacco.
>>76433020
Nope, Cutter's Choice. Tearing bits of paper is ok too, so fair enough.
>>76425442
my body, my choice.
>>76425887
>" I also have an IQ of 120"
and what have you done with it?
>>76425887
Congratulations on your comparably increased chance of artery/heart malfunction. I'll take atherrosclerosis medications over treatments for valvular collagen depositions any day of the week.
>>76434433
>Cutter's Choice
Really scraping the bottom of the barrel there, lad.
>>76426023
kek
>>76425442
4chan should be illegal. There is no rational counter argument. 4chan is literally a hobby that slowly kills yourself. It's illegal to try to kill yourself in most places, so why shouldn't it be illegal lurk?
Really take a moment to think about it. You're going to have an epiphany, and wonder why you ever thought it was rational to let human beings browse 4chan. It isn't. It's disgusting and filthy and shouldn't be allowed. By banning 4chan, we will literally be saving millions of lives. By arresting those who lurk/post on 4chan, we will be saving generations of human beings as well as lowering the cost of healthcare in the nation.
There is no reason not to ban things that are not good for people. There is nothing enjoyable about 4chan. They troll you, you get addicted, and then twenty years later you get lung cancer and die. It's the stupidest hobby ever. Idiots who browse 4chan need to be protected from themselves.
>>76436567
i think we all agree
>>76425442
>a group of people should coerce everyone else into not doing something through the threat of violence.
That's about the cuckest thing i ev. . .Nevermind I just saw your flag.
>>76425442
Judaism should be illegal.There is no rational counter argument.Judaism is literally a hobby that slowly jews yourself.It's illegal to try to jew yourself in most places,so why shouldn't it be illegal to jew people out of their money?
Really take a moment to think about it.You're going to have an epiphany, and wonder why you ever thought it was rational to let human beings be jewish.It isn't.It's disgusting and filthy and shouldn't be allowed.By banning judaism,we will literally be saving millions of lives.By arresting those who support judaism,we will be saving generations of human beings as well as lowering the cost of living in the nation.
There is no reason not to ban things that are not good for people.There is nothing enjoyable about judaism.They hurt your nation,you get robbed of money,and then twenty years later you get jew cancer and die.It's the stupidest religion ever.Idiots who're jewish need to be protected from themselves.
