When there are 5 players here I'll start the game.
Format:
>Name
>Color
>State
Enjoy.
Wewuzian Nation
Red
Northeastern Texas
Trip
>>76417377
>Great Plains Republic
>North Dakota
>Yellow
>>76417575
>>76417377
Actually make it northern Texas where Oklahoma connects to Texas
montana free zone
black
montana
>>76417862
Done. Bump
>>76418219
You're grey, since that's the darkest color.
>>76418310
koo
>>76417377
Dark Green
Minute Men
Massachusetts
Any color
New jersey
>>76417377
>Dark Red
>Redcoats
>New York
Caesar's Legion
Dark Red
Arizona
>>76418978
Make me Orange or Gold then
>>76417377
>>76418967
Change location to Georgia, please. NE is too crowded.
>>76418978
>this
>>76417377
>Western Chu
>Any color
>New York
>>76417377
>Confederate States of America
>Gray
>Texas
>>76419380
Make it Southern Texas, I guess.
>>76419301
>He hasn't played New Vegas
>>76419380
Pick another color. Montana already has grey
>>76417377
Dark Blue New Orleans, New France
>>76419611
That other gray.
NCR
Calfriona
Orange
Fuck this. Way too many people I can't do it.
>>76420149
>>76420222
Pussy
lmao all of these RISK threads have been failures
>>76420222
>trips
you have to
I AIN'T LETTING THIS SHIT GO
I'M HOSTING
FUCK THIS PUSSY OP LMAO HOL UP BOIIIS
GIMME 5 MINS
any one want to take over?
>>76420222
nigger
>>76420251
Your ass is first. If OP stopped being a faggot
>>76420222
What a shutting thing to do, OP. Thanks for wasting my time, nignog.
>>76420319
I would do the whole damn thing but my computer isn't with me right now so I couldn't fill in territories
>>76420390
my savoir
>>76420390
Based Bulgaria thank you
If anyone ever takes over:
Illinois Caliphate
Any color
Chicagoland area
>>76420390
pls include me
>>76420616
tripping up
>>76420390
THANK U
Fuck I'll keep on filling then.
>>76420390
Good man.
DO WE ROLL NAO?
>>76420390
meh im out, dont count me in
>>76420681
No fuck off Mennonite faggot Bulgaria saved the day
>>76420390
Nice man, I'm here for backup aswell
>>76420681
You're such a fucking faggot I am calling m00t to tell on you
>>76420816
I can't wait to meat you.
MAPDATE
>>76420893
keep filling Louisiana
I love this map other than those fucking retarded river crossing rules
>>76420893
Put me in as Purple, then I roll to fill Illinois
>>76420893
Fill Georgia.
>>76420816
>>76420892
*meet
>Not a cannibal.
>>76420893
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? I CLAIMED NEW YORK. ANYWAY IF YOU ADD ME IN I FILL NEW YAK.
>>76420893
NEW CALIFORNIA REPUBLIC REEEEEEEEE
In North California
>>76420893
Fill Texas
>>76421044
THESE DUBS, YOU GOTTA ADD ME IN DUDE
>>76420893
Rolling to fill in the territory I am in and spill to New Hampshire
>>76420893
Keep on filling North Dakota, spills go to South Dakota
>>76420893
I just finished filling up the map with players faggot. You didnt add half hte players
FUCK THIS OP YO IM OPING, ALL ROLL TO ME
I removed myself from the game because you can't OP and play at the same time
>>76421110
SOOOO close to quads
>>76419446
Also
NAP?
>>76421180
Keep Filling in Cali and spill into Nevada
>>76421180
fuck off you forgot me
>>76421180
Fill Georgia in this map too, I guess?
>>76421180
Keep filling North Dakota
Reminder to OP to add me in Illinois and that my roll is to fill it
>>76421270
Ye I just added you i realized
Roll
>>76420893
>Northwestern front
>some form of blue
>Washington state
Expand reeeee
>>76421221
He quit.
>>76421180
>light green
>colorado
weed republic
>>76421286
Use my original roll OP, I got confused
>>76421180
Fill new jersey and PA
>>76421180
FILL NEW YORK
>>76421342
roll to fill Lousiana
>>76421180
Fill west and North towards Oklahoma
>>76421434
PALI CHECK THIS OP
>>76421180
Fill Massachusetts Territory and Spill to New Hampshire
This thread in one image.
>>76421344
>>76421180
see this if you're OPing
>>76421180
>obamatron
>blue
>Oregon
>>76421180
Uh I'm rolling again? Spill to Illinois
>>76421608
It's more like two trains colliding except the train made by Bulgarians survived
>>76421180
>Pink
>Gump Nation
>Alabama
I can't keep up holy shit nigger.
MUPDATE 2
Full house in here.
Changed RIVER rules because they're bullshit, check them out.
COUNT YOUR BONUS OR I PROBABLY WON'T COUNT IT
>>76422395
le fuck off
>>76417377
PINK
Louisiana
cuckland
>>76422485
**purple
>>76422395
Fill east into Oklahoma
>>76422471
Continue Filling Cali, spill into Nevada
>>76422485
Way too close to another player
>>76422485
>nevada
>>76422471
FILL NEW YORK NIGGER
>>76422471
Take all of North Dakota, spills go to South Dakota
>>76422569
NUKE
>>76422549
>>76422471
Whoops meant to reply to based legate lanius
>>76422600
waitwaitwait, do michigan
>>76422471
fill oregon
>>76422471
It is supposed to be Gump Nation
Expand in Alabama
>Gump Nation
>>76422471
Lets get rid of these chinks early.
Attack the western chu
roll for Louisiana
>>76422471
Fill more of Georgia.
>>76422471
Fill Illinois
>>76422723
You're in the northern part of Michigan
I'll let you roll since I'm nice and so you dont fall behind the other players
roll roll
>>76422728
Get a trip
>76422632
lets just play here
>>76422900
>dubs
based
>>76422471
Take Connecticut, spill into Vermont and New Hampshire
>>76422471
How the fuck are you able to do this so quickly?
>>76423076
Vodka
>>76423200
Nice dubs. I nearly broke my touchpad trying to fill in half the team.
>>76423200
We should talk about peace.
>>76422846
I wish to create an alliance with the Redcoats. I will hold off the French while you expand north.
>Gump Nation
>>76423363
I forgive you original OP, but don't ever use a non-computer for filling in Risk
>>76422632
come play this risk game
>>76423571
GIGANTIC CLUSTERFUCK
>>76423571
fuck off
>>76423372
>>76423200
Axis of "peace"?
>>76422471
expand west ma nigga
>>76423372
I will accept peace once you pledge allegiance to the Chu.
>>76423485
Thank you.
>Pink
>Centipedes
>New Mexico
>>76422471
Arizona Scorpiongirl Republic
Arizona
Grey
Fill Arizona
MUPDATE 3
Union of NJ launches an ambush against the Chinese
New France gets a -5 penalty this turn for advertising his shitty risk game
>>76424120
34 seconds too late
>Mennonite Kingdom
>Nebraska
>Purple
>>76422471
EXPAND NIGGER
>>76424240
Finish Illinois spill to Missouri
>>76424240
Continue with Cali
>>76424240
>managing a game of 16 fucking players
>>76424240
Fill into Arkansas and spill into Mississippi
>>76424240
Expand in Washington
>>76424240
Fill Georgia.
>>76424240
FUCKING KICK THE NJ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>76424120
Worst risk name ever?
>>76424387
Years of experience in hosting and mild autism
>16 players
>10 minutes to update
Props to OP, that's impressive
>>76424240
Finish taking North Dakota, spill into South
>>76424240
fill oregon
>obamatron
>>76424368
Take your correct trip and roll again
>>76424240
Fill in Vermont and Spill to Maine
LET ME PLAY!!!
LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!LET ME PLAY!!!
>>76424506
This was my first time, and it was on a tablet. It took me more than 30 minutes to mapdate.
>>76424274
neck yourself shitty pansy original OP
>>76424616
Woah.
>>76424240
fill colorado
>>76424240
Attack chu
>>76424746
Didn't know it was taken, wanted to play myself.
>>76424799
REEEEEEEEEE
>>76424616
You're in the fucking game dickhead
>>76424598
Sorry playing to games at once here
>>76424905
Letting him in was a mistake.
>>76424799
NAP?
>>76424799
You can tweet about this event by going to twitter and using the hashtag #REKT
At 5pm eastern time we will be randomly selecting one of you to pay respects
>>76424966
Roll again
>>76425135
Reroll
MUPDATE 4
Removed AFK Montana guy and added OP cause his name was more RP and nicer than the Arizona leaf
Chu getting their bubbles popped. They're getting it rammed in them, broken off and stuck in double
>>76425571
Take the rest of Washington. Form a pure white Aryan nation.
>>76425571
INVADE NEW JERSEY THROUGH LONG ISLAND, THE CHU NEVER GIVE UP!
>>76425571
Fill our new republic!
>>76425571
Fill Arkansas and spill Oklahoma
>>76425571
Fill Nebraska
>>76425657
That's a -15
>>76425571
Fuck fill Illinois spill to Missouri
>>76425571
Fill Georgia.
>>76425571
Fill Maine, Spill into New Brunswick
>>76423729
>pledge allegiance to the Chu.
Yea you can go fuck right off.
>>76425571
Keep on filling South Dakota
>>76425571
fill colorado and expand west
>>76426087
Fixing my bonus
>>76425780
WE'LL GET THROUGH NEW JERSEY BY LAND ROUTE THEN, I'LL HAVE THAT BVONUS CUT OFF
>>76426336
Nice 4D Pali
>>76426246
>>76426413
Check my roll its
7- 6426246 forewards
and 6426246-7 backwards
>>76425571
Finish these chinks
>>76426667
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I THOUGHT YOU WERE AFK
>>76426651
It's not a roll
Checked tho
>>76426336
>dat 7 digit pali
fuuuuuuck isn't that 200 territories?
>>76425691
>>76426364
I, King Wewuz, am extending an olive branch to the New California Republic so that our nations may prosper in the future of these wargames as an allied force that will spread NCR values across America.
Will you accept this proposal for alliance?
>>76426845
HOLA UP
SO YOU SAYIN?
WE WUZ ALLIES N' SHIET?
>>76426413
What wasn't his roll
MUPDATE 5
The tides turn in the Northeastern War
>>76427139
MAKE THE NEW JOISEANS BLEED, ADVANCE, TAKE THE STATE OF NEW JERSEY. DEFEND IF ATTACKED BY THE STUBBORN MINUTEMEN
>>76427139
Fill Texas
>>76427056
WUZ WE ALLIES N SHEIT?
>>76427139
Fill into the rest of Cali,
>>76426845
I accept, we are allies. California and Texas will control the USA.. Just like today.
>>76427139
Secure the existence of our people and a future for white children in Washington
>>76427139
Fill Northern Missouri, spill to cross river
>>76427139
Fill Nebraska, spill into South Dakota if needed.
>>76427415
NAP?
>>76427139
???? This wasn't his roll. >>76426336
>>76425657 this was.
This is my roll to attack the chinks
>>76427139
Keep on filling South Dakota, spills go to Minnesota
>>76427580
Whatever faggot, too late.
>>76427580
He didn't know it was a penalty and I gave him the benefit of the doubt
>>76427139
Fill Maine and New Brunswick
>>76427727
palis, spill to Quebec
>>76427477
Sure. I'll defend you if needed, and hopefully vice versa.
>>76427139
keep filling colorado
>>76427345
Noice. Glory will come to America with us together.
>>76427705
Ah I see;_;
>>76428192
NAP? After Missouri I won't be going South or West I assure you
MUPDATE 6
Marked all AFK in the sidebar
>>76428698
Finish off Washington, spill to Idaho
>>76428698
cut off the New Jersey bonus again, keep advancing.
>>76428200
>A Courier arrives with a letter from the Minute Men, it reads:
I will never attack you unless I am attacked first.
-Minute Men
>The courier leaves before you have time to ask any more questions
>>76428698
Fill North Missouri spill to cross river to South Missouri
>>76428698
Fill Cali.
>>76428698
Fill Nebraska
>>76428698
Fill Texas
>>76428698
Can I take over for Centipedes?
If I can, fill up New Mexico
>>76428946
Fuck off
>>76428698
Finish South Dakota, defend against all attacks, spill into Minnesota
>>76428698
Press the attack
>>76428698
Fill New Brunswick out, spill the rest into quebec
>>76429161
That Pali
>>76429211
spill dubs into Ontario
>>76428823
Wew lad, better kill the Jersey lad. In every game Risk he's in, he's a fucking shitter that attacks anybody within proximity early on.
>>76428698
fill colorado and move west
>>76429489
And I win everydime :DD
MUPDATE 7
Affirmative action what's this country coming to
Affirmative action what's the white man gonna do
>>76429795
Nah, you act and talk like a redditor.
You're known for your redditry.
>>76429904
Fill Nebraska
>>76429999
PRAISE KEK
>>76429904
POSTING XIANG YUS TO HIGHER MY ROLLS. CUT THE NEW JERSEY BONUS FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
>>76429904
Fill New Mexico
>>76429904
Attack the chu
>>76429999
Wewwww
spills
>>76429904
Fill Nevada UP!!!
>>76429904
Finish securing a white homeland in Washington, then move into Idaho
>>76429904
FILL TEXAS
>>76430194
Adding bouns
>>76429904
Fill Missouri
>>76429904
Take all of Minnesota
>>76430208
Add your bonus
>>76430156
Spill into Wyoming?
>>76430266
>these dubs
wew
>>76429999
>those quads
W E W
>>76429904
Fill Quebec, spill to Ontario
>>76430266
Nice dubs.
>>76430297
3 from Arkansas, right?
>>76430317
35 spill
>>76429904
move west
>>76430617
Idaho.
>>76429904
>Mfw literally stuck between a caliphate and nigger territory.
Feelsbadman.jpg
MUPDATE 8
Chu army slowly losing
Mennonites move from plains to rockies
>>76430955
Fill Texas
>>76430955
CUT THE NEW JOISEY BONUS, ADVANCE.
>>76430955
Spill into Montana.
>>76430955
Fill Indiana
>>76430955
Avoid conflict with Mennonites, move into Montana
>>76430955
Defend against any attacks.
Spill more into New Mexico
>>76430955
move west, defend if necessary
>>76430955
>Union of Neweddit Jeredditsy
>>76431078
Sorry about my name, also. Playing two games right now.
>>76431089
It's +6
>>76431220
Don't double roll, only warning
>>76430955
Fill Ontario
>>76430955
Fill Nevada
>>76431290
Missouri is +4
Illinois is +3
>>76430955
Destroy the chu
>>76431290
What?
>>76431371
He gained 3 t's on you, jewman.
>>76431364
My bad
