Hey /pol/, just got back from China and I thought I'd share some vacation memories.
Here's some footage from the airport after arriving
And here's some footage I shot of your average street in China
Here's a hilarious flash mob prank I saw in Beijing, what a laugh riot
Here's a street performer I saw, great guy
>>76411536
Whoops forgot my vacation memory
>be Chinese
>die
And here's the view from my hotel room, overall a truly beautiful country.
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>>76411356
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>>76411536
>>76411637
>>76411298
>escalators really will eat you alive
reeeeeeee
>>76411637
does anyone know wtf is actually up with this webm
>>76411637
what is even happening here
>>76411298
>hungryescalators.webm
>>76411841
gangs probably. OP isn't aware that china is third world.
Strange how third world China is catching up to "first world" USA economically tho...
really makes you think
>be Chinese
>wake up for work
>elevator is shut down cause it cut someone in half
>use stairs instead
>can't use car because the garage collapsed on it
>barely avoid getting swallowed by a sidewalk sinkhole
>narrowly dodge a car that rolls over a 4 year old child
>finally make it to train station
>escalator eats the guy in front of me
>10 people are trampled to death trying to get on train
>train derails killing hundreds
>crawl out of rubble and stumble to work
>clock in at the oil refinery and light a cigarette
>resulting explosion vaporizes 4 city blocks
>>76411905
new jackie chan movie
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>>76411905
The dude in the black clothes at the beginning was probably starting an altercation off camera and then threw the child as he escaped
>>76411407
I'm a parent. That's some top notch maternal instinct right there. Especially for chinese
10/10 kid survives another day
WTF? Is it because of corruption or incompetence? Or both?
>>76412089
Theyre savages
Video related
youtube.com/watch?v=qBCLXZmMQNs
>>76411967
>That whole webm
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>76412057
>Jackie Chan has faded to obscurity to become an alcoholic
feels bad
>>76411967
holy kek
>>76411967
I like how the father is teaching his son how to check if the ground is stable
>>76411356
It's like a video game where you can tell there's gonna be a hole made in a certain spot because it's different from everything else
>>76411637
>kid getting thrown.
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>76411407
how is that even possible?
how can you be too retarded to fixate a plate
>>76411356
The patch that collapsed looked like a collapsing floor section from a fucking video game. Depressed and with visible cracking.
Yet they walk on it anyways.
Some of these webms, coupled with the stories I hear about how Chinese people will just walk right out into traffic without looking is forcing me to wonder if they've somehow managed to breed self preservation instincts out of themselves.
Something a westerner, or even other Asians will look at and say "That's not safe, I'm going to avoid that", will see chinks just walk right into it almost like they're hoping for it to kill them.
>>76411637
>the little kid
Fucking dying
>>76412661
Have you ever used ANYTHING Chinese made? Its all shit and horrible quality.
My company started using Chinese steel piping and the shit kept exploding under pressure.
China is a shit-tier country.
>>76412828
The rubber they use smells like a refinary.
I cant imagine the toxic chemicals they contain
>>76412728
You'd want to die too if you lived in China
>>76411407
she lifted him up when the video starts as if she anticipates the situation
>>76412984
Their RTM resin is shit too. No consistency in set up times. As always, american made is best made
>>76411407
this is literally the worst webm ever
>>76411407
Holy fuck I found an article talking about this incident. The woman died.
http://www.hngn.com/articles/113221/20150727/mom-killed-by-escalator-in-china-while-saving-son-family-seeks-answers.htm
God damn it chinks, get it together.
>>76412984
Hell they put anti freeze in their tooth paste.
And those IQ test said this people has hig IQ...
>>76413231
>The woman died
No shit.
How many grills did you give the BWC?
>>76411967
libertarian paradise
the free market fixed it
only one person had to die, and now everyone is educated
problem solved itself!
>>76413581
>fucking irradiated chemically altered gooks
>>76413581
Do Chinese men need white bulls?
>>76413667
>China
>ever libertarian
Would be funny if it made any fucking sense
>>76413708
It's already too late
>>76411298
Did you ride any elevators while you were there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCUMK1rL9ZM
>>76413581
I'm gonna need source on that nigga.
The Chinese have no ethics at all. If it looks okay, they'll assume it is okay, never actually testing it. That's why an elevator in China is so much less expensive than one made in Europe or Northern America. They build it to look like an escalator, but never check how it works.
>>76411967
>fucking Chinese engineering and quality control has people scared for thier lives
>rest of the world thinks china's infrastructure is the best
They are like Mexicans they can build a house in two days but thier won't be a square wall in that mother fucker, the roof will leak, and the material will be as cheap and as inferior as possible
>>76414442
Reported for hate speech have fun in the pokey faggot
>>76414746
>Reported for hate speech have fun in the pokey faggot
What the hell is a 'pokey'? Use english words.
>>76414442
Chinese engineering and quality control is a meme kek we can't even use anything made with Chinese steele here because the shit is prone to stress fractures and breaking from thier inferior quality control and steele production I don't know the EU deals with using Chinese made Steele
>>76414873
Jail or prison
>>76411356
Pretty sure thats yongsan in seoul.
>>76411298
>2011/08/03 02:42
You're a bit late with sharing your vacation memories, aren't you?
>>76414746
Yeah its funny watching other countries get thier rights of freedom of speech taken away. make fun of hanz all you want but we wouldn't be where we are today without german engineering....
Autist
>>76414998
독도는 우리땅
>>76414975
>Jail or prison
Have you even been to a german prison? It's a lot like a holiday, people make your food and you can work out. There is nobody shanking you here this ain't the States.
Is China even real?
>>76415357
>There is nobody shanking you here this ain't the States.
It's because you don't put your niggers in jail, you let them go
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>>76415417
Over a billion ching chongs.
When one gets killed, theirs like a million born the next day. No one cares
>>76411407
I've seen this before, just as terrifying as the first time I saw it.
>>76415475
>It's because you don't put your niggers in jail, you let them go
I'll give you this one. Damn.
>>76415357
>not gettn shanked in jail by inmates
>not gettn your asshole culturally inriched
>not gettn your food try, shoes, personals stolen
>not gettn lost in the system due to human error on the part of low paid guards
>>76412817
Even funnier, he possibly did.
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>>76411407
There is no way I'm watching this shit.
>>76411967
Wait, so they have to check to be sure the ends of escalators aren't loose so they don't get hamburgered?
>>76415882
>so they don't get hamburgered?
Chuckled. Also yes.
>>76415079
>what are time zones
>>76413106
She was riding a Chinese escalator. Maybe she already knew the risks?
>>76412728
East asians have 0 fucking situational awareness, it's amazing that they were able to fight in any wars at all given the retarded shit you see them do on a daily basis.
>>76415674
It's ok Hans. After we MAGA we'll MEGA and stop making you guys be such fags. Just hold out for a couple years longer
>>76413581
Sauce?
>>76416174
>2011
Are Chinese people human?
>>76416044
I've heard urban legends of that shit, but after a bit of google and these threads it looks like China is some kind of Final Destination hellhole where horrible, violent death is a cut-corner away.
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>>76411967
I feel sorry for them
>>76416682
With the number of people they have at hand it doesn't even matter. What are ten in a land of billions.
>>76413106
I think the personnel where there to warn people that the plating was weak or something
Guess they had a thing for understatement
>>76416903
Well, yeah. But still, every aspect of their lives is way more dangerous than is reasonable.
1/10th of their cooking oil is recycled from sewers, senpai.
>>76413756
This post number is the amount of feet that joke went over your head.
>>76416682
Finral Destiration 7: China
>>76412728
it may not have looked like that from their angle
>>76412828
Well their phones are immensely popular in Europe. And their consumer drones dominate the market.
I notice angry White boys are a different breed of toxicity towards the Chinese whereas they're even tamer towards Blacks, Mexicans, and Muslims. But then I realize which one of these is taking over the world and is seen as a threat and I kek.
>making fun of Chink incompetence is anger
You have to go back, Chang.
>>76418179
t. Zhang Wei
>>76418288
Meant for >>76418179
>>76412828
Thank Obama administration. Was reading something about how they regulated and tax'd American steel so much that most companies are opting for inferior china steel.
>>76414580
>>rest of the world thinks china's infrastructure is the best
what? literally nobody in the whole world thinks that
>>76418179
Too bad Trump appeared.
>>76418179
KEK
You we'll take the second worlds largest economy over number one if that means no Final Destination style life.
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>>76411407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOMZ-Buj2n0
>>76411967
lmao is this a real thing in china?
>>76416401
>trying to explain 5 years with:
>what are time zones
I fucking died, can't even give Russianbro any credit on trying either.
>>76417295
I understood the joke he was trying to make it was just a fucking stupid joke.
>>76416401
>what is the Chinese calendar
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>>76411407
Nice try, but I've seen these before.
>>76411740
OH LORDY
>>76414442
When my wife bought a kuerig 2.0 I was annoyed it wouldn't brew my off brand columbian so i returned it to buy a cheap knock off. Hamilton Beach I think.
That thing spewed coffee splatter in a 4 inch radius around the cup and it got me thinking that some chink approved that shit, and walmart happily sold it.
>>76412433
Dude is a half billionaire. Opened an escalator company in Shanghai. He's fine
>>76412828
>Have you ever used ANYTHING Chinese made?
thats a pretty fucking stupid question dont you think? fucking dumbass
>>76412323
This is pretty much like watching Jews through horror glasses.
>>76412560
That's what fathers should do.
I believe the reason for OP's escalator posts are the system employed by the Chinese govt. which rewards numbers over results.
The entire country is corrupt and local government is rife with bribes and back scratching.
Does anyone seriously think we couldn't overrun them in a week?
>>76412433
I like jackie, his cartoons are retarded, but i believe he is a nice guy in certain sense. And he does not trow kids.
>>76413581
The one time I want reverse image search to work and I get fuck all.
>>76414580
Besides the one that fallen what`s not square? C`mon, mate - the transition from quantity to quality is fundamentals of dialectics, all the world know this 2+2=5.
>>76418179
The US retook the #1 spot like 2 weeks later but figures that the self loathing Western Media doesn't write a single fucking article.
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>>76412606
HOLY SHIT I WAS ABOUT TO POST THIS
>>76412323
Considering they farmed that shrimp in one of the worst waters in the world is what bothers me the most.
>>76413667
>libertarian paradise
>the free market fixed it
>only one person had to die, and now everyone is educated
>problem solved itself!
A free market would fix it, but sadly China is Socialist/Communist.
>>76429346
I find it nonetheless quite amazing how building's superstructure managed to maintain most of its integrity despite being toppled over due to shit tier foundation and ground works.
The chinese are literally soulless automatons.
How can I be sure that China is a real place?
>>76430199
>but sadly China is Socialist/Communist.
China is communist/socialist only in its full name and governing body. Anything beyond these areas is capitalism so wild and untamed that trying to help an injured gook will be 'rewarded' with him forcing you to pay his medical bills.
>>76430199
> free market would fix it
Free market did not fixed anything in the world. The rare places where it was honestly tried quiclky became dirty shitholes or just suffered major losses.
China is doing pretty decent, considering their mental resources as a nation.
They literally had different languages till ~1930 for upper classes. And low-classes boys where castrated if they wanted to learn to read, write and speak with elite to become the middle class.
And after commie revolt, this elite just fled [mostly to USA] with all their wealth.
If not for Soong-sisters, who pretty much joined what`s left of chinese elite with japs - this would be another africa.
>>76412323
I fucking hate chinese tourists, they did this same shit to me when I went to france.
>wake up at 6am to eat hotel breakfast
>sit down to quietly enjoy coffee and eggs
>suddenly entire breakfast area gets zerg rushed by chinks
>they take everything, including the little jelly and sugar packets
Here is a family feud survey for orientation week at The University of Waterloo:
docs.google.com/forms/d/1dyVZpbKqMIL0Z7tXnPvuOrKev74hP2VnlpBjuSGIpIk/viewform?c=0&w=1
Drop some repills where you can. You do not have to answer every question*
>>76429115
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>>76416335
Anri Okita
>>76426383
my keurig works fine but it's stupid to buy a single serve coffeemaker if you regularly make coffee for an entire house at once.
you can get a little pod you fill with regular coffee and reuse for like 5 dollars
>>76414580
>Chinese engineering and quality control has people scared for thier lives
>>76411407
fake as fuck
why are the two women standing at the top and one at the bottom of the escalator? why is she picking the kid up?
>>76421969
There were a few of gnarly incidents like the OP (and several more) of people falling into escalators and being ground into hamburger while alive. It probably swept the internet in China same as here and had people simply fearing for their lives in an 'escalator panic'. Can't really blame them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=14&v=AmV0nf3g96o
wtf is goin on with escalators
>>76411298
Did he die?
>>76434013
God's way of telling you to stop being such lazy lardasses.
>>76411967
wow they evolved pretty quickly desu
>>76432327
Thanks man but what's the name of the video? This is uncensored so it's a must find for me.
