>imagine WW3 is potentially among us
As a based anon from your country, what do you do to help war efforts? What skills do you have to help out? For me, I know general first aid, lock picking, and I'm fairly accurate using a gun.
>>76408950
Play world of tanks and PRETEND I'm fighting in WW3
>>76408950
i can microwave a mean hotpocket
>>76408950
I will offer my body as a comfort to the brave soldiers.
I can speak German, Russian, English
>>76408950
Nothing, i'm not slave bitches.
>>76408950
>general first aid
Wrapping a wound in bandages is not a special skill
>lockpicking
Wow it's Fucking nothing
>fairly accurate with a gun
Accuracy on a static range at the same set intervals does not translate to accuracy in real life
Hoo boy
>firearm marksmanship and personal protection instructor
>aquaponics gardener
>marathon runner
>satellite and rf communications expert
>8 years as a Marine machinegunner
>trained in first aid and combat lifesaving
>stockpiled with food, guns, and ammo
let the fucking dindus roll up on my house, I'll be ready.
>>76408950
I love going innawood
I know some edible plant and would be willing to be a labrat things we don't know about
I am presently raising rabbits who's babies I will someday eat.
>>76408950
I was trained to survive in the woods with just a knife and an axe.
Was in a group that is kinda like scouts i guess but more serious.
I've spent a lot of time in wild nature.
I know what to eat. Theres a lot of food in the woods you dont generally know about.
You could even feed on birch and spruce. But I can hunt with primitive tools, set traps and so on.
It will be safest in deep nature.
ww3 won't be worth fighting in, it will just be a huge massacre.
Better hide in the woods and then later come out and start again.
>>76408950
I play FPS a lot, so I know I would be good with guns.
I can cook minute rice in 58 seconds
>>76408950
>lockpicking
aka i watched a 2 minute video on how its done
actual lockpicking can take 40 minutes if you're good
I have basic survival skills, I also know how to play this song on guitar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_-fba2hBG4
>>76408950
>ww3
>being involved in the war
Implying i will be. I fuck of out in to the woods while every one else kill each other.
>>76409506
>criticizes another person's potential skills
>doesn't contribute to the conversation
Schools out
Pic Related
Comfort Russian babes.
>>76409737
kys. you fucking autist. you've clearly never shot a gun.
>>76409791
Depending on the lock. But door locks and bicycle locks are like 30 sec every time. Deadbolts are a little harder but still not that long. It's important to have tools that work well with you in my opinion.
As a woman I don't need to do shit, russia will probably roll us in a day flat and ill have some cute spetsnaz boy take me as his wife.
>>76409968
Sarcasm buddy. I play RTS, so I could definitely command armies in WW3.
I am willing to do anything to not take part in war. I'll instead take care of your widows once you died pointlessly. You're welcome.
>>76410118
hey. hows it going?
How about a date?
I'm tall handsome, blonde hair and all.
>>76410545
Blond*
You say blonde when you're female.
You are welcome.
>>76408950
Nothing. I've never seen combat and i've only shot air rifles.
I'll learn on the spot.
>>76410118
I like your plan.
During WW3 I want to be with this guy: >>76410697
He seems like a good wingman
>>76409397
I am gonna need ya in the alp fortress to swear at the ruskies before sending a million tons of rock their way.
>>76408950
Killing all-non muslim kafirs. westerners are most coward and beta race. they can't stand against the Soldiers of Allah.
Soldiers of Allah will CRUSH whites like cockroaches they are.
La ilaha ilallah muhammeden resulallah
>>76408950
I know how to get out of here.
I'm not fighting in a war controlled by the big bankers. They can fight their own wars. Fuck them.
>>76408950
how did you learn how to lockpick? know any good tutorials?
>>76410837
Thanks Ameribro. Bring some guns with you and I'll wingman you so hard.
>>76408950
>fighting for politics who always deceive you
you need more red pills sir
>>76409968
you fell for the bait
>>76411050
http://ninjacache.com/data/uploads/lockpicking-detail-overkill.pdf
>>76410878
What a devilish plan! There is no NATO among pest controllers, that way you can overwhelm them one by one.
>>76408950
RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS
>>76411300
thanks bro, the Jews dont stand a chance now
I wouldn't be allowed to enlist due to autism. So I would just NEET it out while all the dumb wagies kill each other
Kill American filth and side with communists
>>76409968
>kys. you fucking autist. you've clearly never shot a gun.
Its obviously a troll. But he is not that wrong you know. I played a lot of FPS and also worked in the military for several year and you do get some feel for things like leading, bullet drop etc that crosses over into the real world. If you play somewhat realistic games and pay attention to it that is.
t. someone who probably wasted over 100 000 euro in tax payer money on ammo alone.
>>76408950
I am slightly smarter then average and have no discernible skills, so I guess I'm a good fit for management?
>>76413505
>no discernible skills
I guess you are a good fit for digging graves and clearing up radioactive rubble.
>>76408950
Sit on my ads at home. I have terrible eyesight plus a heart murmur so I'm exempt from the draft
>>76408950
Sabotage and intel, I suppose.
>>76413220
>mfw Eurofags arguing about firearms
>>76408950
World War Three would be over in a matter of hours. If shit was about to hit the fan I'd find a spot near running water as far away from a major city or military installation as possible.
>>76414739
>mfw burgers on 4chan think they are some kind of authority on guns
If WW3 eventually does happen, then you can be sure neither side will be worth fighting for.
