Okey faggots. My father owns a store in Krakow.
>http://youtu.be/mJ5WBd6QKBw
Everything is ready. Booze is supplied for 2 milion people across the city, so are condoms. You can go to Poland almost for free, just sign in your church I bet they are preparing to send people here.
Everyone here hopes for thick latino chicks so dont disappoint us Latin America.
Ask questions if you are interested in cheap time in Poland. 0,5l of vodka will be for 5 euro.
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>>76406101
forgot a little detail
First off there will be only 500.000 people
And there will be a terrorist attack so I hope you're not planning to be in old town.
t. cozily secreted away in Prądnik
>>76404008
Of course he couldn't resist to mention our national hero.
>>76404008
Do you welcome Orthodox dudes? In fact I'm an Atheist, but always wanted to visit Poland. Do you even speak English there? Will it be fun?
Any /pol/lack can point me towards some resources to get me there? I'm a poor american christian who hasn't been baptized yet and I've always wanted to go to Poland.
>0,5l for 5 euro
I thought poland was supposed to be cheap af
>>76406625
>>76406691
It will be crowded as fuck, no communication in the center of town which is basically a huge castle with walls and shit and streets are retarded
Everyone will vomit everywhere, "catholic" girls will be putting out every ten meters and people will be beating the fuck out of each other at the slightest provocation
Basically a saturday night but 100x worse
I'm going to score some serious foreigner pussy next month. its how it always is during these events and this time they are not even prohibiting alcohol sales.
It will be massive, massive degeneracy and I cant wait
>>76404008
>0,5l of vodka will be for 5 euro.
I feel like I'm being robbed just by reading this.
>>76406878
Good Polish vodka is always a little above 20zł for 0,5
>>76406950
You convinced me, I'm going there to see for myself.
>>76406455
>tfw my whole pope folder has gone to oblivion because i bought new computer
>>76404008
I'm from future OP, there won't be terrorist attack you and your dad will become super rich after 5€ vodka stunt, and some of you virgins will get pussy, there will be around 1200000 people all together, couple stabbings, absolutely no miracles ! don't take your new fancy cars tho, they will get towed. Also don't buy drugs from street, mostly you will end up sniffing bath salts. Don't fuck with locals, they have two football teams in Kraków and they hate each other on ISIS level (machetes, knifes baseball bats etc.) praise KEK and JC
