Why is it that all popular female comedians are absolutely terrible? Their routines consist of talking about dudes they fucked, how they bleed vaginally and how men are dumb douchebags. Oh, but they still want to fuck those dumb guys anyway.
Seriously. When/if a male comedian goes up on stage and tries ranting about his bodily functions, masturbation habits, sexual fetishes and disastrously mundane sex life, they're kicked off the stage before they even get 10 mins into their act.
But when a women does that same shit everyone is just supposed to sit there and listen to inane babbling.
It's not even remotely funny when a dude gets up on stage and is like "Dude I've always had a thing for like, black people driving expensive cars. They're just so dangerous and I can't help but get aroused because they're like... Just so black, you know?"
But when a women blabs about that same shit in an incoherent train wreck of improvised and out of order anecdotes it's:
>"""""hilarious"""""
>"""""""""empowering"""""""""
>"""""""""""""relatable"""""""""""
Can women just not be fucking funny save for the very few exceptions?
it's funny because you just described how lame female "humorists" are here in france. idk, maybe women just have shitty humor. Yes, they have.
>>76388303
Oh, and bonus points if they try to joke about pizza being "life" or "bae".
We get it. You live to shovel food in your fat face and are incapable of relating to human beings on a fundamental enough of a level that you honestly enjoy the company of an inanimate object rather than another person.
>>76388303
You're absolutely fucking right. I've seen many female comedian standups. Iliza Shlesinger, Whitney Cummings, Schumer, ((Silverman)). All of them have the same routine, all of them inject soft-feminism (like, hey guys? its my body i can call rape if i want to? like duh?) into their routines, all of them dreadfully unfunny. It must be genetic or something.
Honestly the last time I laughed at a female in a comedy show was Sweet Dee from It's Always Sunny, but those jokes are written by a man anyways.
>>76388303
>bodily functions, masturbation habits, sexual fetishes and disastrously mundane sex life
sounds like Louis CK
>>76389019
And Louis CK is an unfunny cuck. OP's point still stands.
>>76388639
https://youtu.be/DOHr60Q_S4k
>>76389096
nah he's funny, because he's a man so he's charismatic, clever. Important stuffs to be funny.
there are a few good ones but they don't get any attention, just lena done hams and well connected jews like amy schumer get anywhere.
>>76388303
there's no biological imperative for women to be funny
>>76389019
Thought it'd be George
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kCyqBKewr4
>>76389019
Louis CK is basically a female comedian trapped in a man's body.
Only female comedian I like is Maria Bamford, but that's cause I like anti-humor and awkwardness so much. She's probably injected some feminism into her bits before, but I can't recall any of it off the top of my head.
>>76388303
You're just looking in the wrong places. Most of the female comedians on QI have some white hot wit
>>76389019
Yes, and even though I don't find the Cuck King all that funny anymore, he is very clever. He actually uses 'some' comedic devices and clever observations in his humor. He will genuinely make fun of himself about something, and turn around and lash out at fans on Twitter for being made fun of for the same thing (Amy Schumer). He will point out his unique twisted view on stuff rather candidly and is fairly unpredictable on stage. He's still a perverted and spineless cuck, but he offers unique insight on life and does make some killer joke sets every once in a while.
>>76389112
currently listening great music so I won't kill my decency for this, but it's exactly what I'm talking about
they lack empathy to get comedic timing
>>76388303
Last night I asked my wife if she thought women were as funny as men.
She indicated she did.
Then I asked her to name a female stand up comedian she thought was funny and the most recent example was joan rivers.
Yet another great victory against feminism.
>20 minutes in a thread asking about the failure of female comedians
>no one has posted Fedora Hitchens interview about why women aren't funny
You've lost your touch, /pol/
https://youtu.be/I7izJggqCoA
>who is Louis C.K.
>>76388303
For centuries, being "funny" is a classic way for men to attract women.
Women have never needed anything other than tits to attract men, so "funny" isn't something they've ever really needed to be good at.
That's why men are funnier. Same with being better hunters, better chefs, better musicians, etc. All things that would impress and attract females.
I can only think of a couple women who've really made me laugh off the top of my head. Jennifer Saunders and Joan Rivers (based old broad). Ellen DeGeneres used to have some good stand-up when she first started - way before her whole lesbian shtick.
Jeanne Robertson is the only female comedian I've found funny.
Clever, just zingy enough, but still very classy and feminine.doesnt really tell jokes so much as just genuinely funny stories.
The difference between her and your average woman telling a story is that she can actually keep it in order and build the setting for the stories.
>>76388654
american women are so fat and disgusting
>>76389509
On all honesty, the only female I found remotely funny who didn't make sex jokes is Ellen. She thinks she is a guy anyway so it kinda works.
>>76389509
c'mon, eben i know Louis CK, and i don't even give a damn about your american Comedy/"humor"
Maria Bamford is the only female standup I like
Females can be good comedic actors, but good female standups and writers are rare.
>>76388303
>a male comedian goes up on stage and tries ranting about his bodily functions, masturbation habits, sexual fetishes and disastrously mundane sex life,
Louis C.K?
>>76388303
Stand up comedy is never funny though, I don't see your point. If you don't exclusively enjoy superior Niponese nosebleed humor, then you are a filthy pleb.
>>76388303
>Seriously. When/if a male comedian goes up on stage and tries ranting about his bodily functions, masturbation habits, sexual fetishes and disastrously mundane sex life, they're kicked off the stage before they even get 10 mins into their act.
hahahaha are you stupid or retarded this is like every mans stand up routine ever
>>76389727
Rebel Wilson is Australian
>>76389309
Didn't know Aussies got QI
God bless the Commonwealth
>>76388303
It's not only comedy. It's literally everything women do. My last job had this incompetent ubercunt who was literally >muh feminism >muh lesbianism.
She never wrote a line of code in her life, not even a 'hello world function' but imagined it was her place to shit on the development team for not meeting impossible deadlines.
>>76390051
You Goddamn T*rk!!
>>76389492
Is Humour for men nothing more than a way to be "pretty" in the eyes of other men? Women don't need to be funny, they only need to be women because we value them so much as they are so important for the survival of the tribe, but men are per se no values, the alphaest male with the best genes would be sacrified to save an ugly woman with shit genes. Is humour a way for men to gives themselves some values to the eyes of other men, so they can be allowed to stay in the group and even spread they beta genes?
I'm probably over thinking it desu
>>76388303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHcHERM510Y
prepare to die from laughter
>>76388303
Untrue. I had the pleasure of watching Shazia Mirza at a humor festival in an academic town in Sweden. It started out with relatively harmless jokes and progressed slowly to less and less politically correct jokes. The crowd that had found it so progressive with a female, Muslim comedian became more and more anxious as she started talking about Somali immigrants. She went on this rant about how she couldn't afford her house, so she had to rent it out to Somali immigrant families who lived off welfare with 20 kids, and the reaction of this room of Swedish academics squirming in their chairs because it was so racist but they couldn't criticize her since she was Muslim herself was fucking hilarious.
>>76389236
Ok, chris hitchens
Jesus, does pol have any original thoughts these days?
>>76389727
She's Australian I think ;_;
>>76389727
>>76390167
the point stands
please save us
>>76390167
Shut the fuck up kiwi
>>76390362
>>76388303
98% of female comedians are shit. They just do that thing where they talk about their periods or being fucked by strangers while drunk and expect you to feel disgusted or like "OMG she's so wild and random... hmm... hmmm... CLAP CLAP CLAP!!!"
Liza Lampanelli, on the other hand, is an amazing comedian / roaster and if you disagree with me you're wrong and you can go fuck yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_X79Exgl7U
>>76390362
>steven universe shirt
of course
>>76388303
Only funny woman was Joan Rivers
Check her interviews
>>76390489
Let's save each other.
>>76390362
lasted 5 seconds
>>76390247
Why do guys tell jokes to each other that crack each other up? Why do we make memes made out of pure comedy gold just to share with each other? Most women aren't clued in on any other kind of humor than 5-year old level humor and stupid mean humor kind of humor we men use to shit check each other sometimes.
>Sounds kinda gay bro. What're you a homosexual?
>"That sucks man."
>"yeah, so does your mom. HA."
My mom can be funny sometimes tho'
>>76390362
Where are the jokes?
This is just a rant about how she just got shat on online.
>>76390362
I don't think anyone gives a fuck if their teammates are female
>>76389339
>and turn around and lash out at fans on Twitter for being made fun of for the same thing (Amy Schumer).
Source?
>>76390362
Cringe, or laugh?
>playing destiny with GAMERGURL1776
>she tops the boards as MVP on both teams
I really think that 3nd wave feminists are just trying to make up for being bad at everything
(source: anecdotal fabrications)
>>76388303
Woman generally lack sense of humor. They can say something funny from time to time but cannot act like that for a long periods of time because of MUH EMOTIONS.
Never in my life have I met a truly funny woman.
>>76390774
hes right
>>76390109
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY, GOYIM?
>>76390651
Roseanne Barr was bretty good back in the day too senpai
>>76390176
Bless this Commonwealth of ours.
>>76390766
I guess it is only to triggers friendship and thus ease up the cooperation and makes the group of men more loyal and stronger, just to be more effective at protecting the tribe and the women.
>>76390610
>Roast
She is just stringing swear words together. The only reason you find this humorous because it seems outrageous that a women is saying it and men are to cucked to say it.
>>76389727
british women are farrr far worse. obesity wise and looks wise.
Because they want to be funny to be the center of attention, not because they want to be funny as its own end
>>76391015
LOL... you clearly never seen Comedy Central roasts.
Please dox Amy Schumer and shame her away from Comedy Central.
>>76388303
>very few exceptions
Being the special snowflakes they are they probably think they are the very few exceptions.
>>76388303
America is a theocratic third world shithole in which women hold no cultural influence, so it's difficult for a woman comedian to be successful because they have no social references to build upon.
>>76388303
men need to be funny to get women to have sex with them
women need to look good and usually be dumb (ie not funny) for guys to sleep with them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oyrG3PcgLk
>>76391326
Found her dox.... her name is Amy Schumer and works for Comedy Central
>>76388303
They have no evolutionary pressure to be funny. Men do.
>>76391973
I wish this was the case.
>>76392046
well yeah. generally women have no interests ("real" interests i should say) and expect men to lead them. women can't ever be single for this reason - they are boring. their lives are boring. i haven't met one woman in my entire life (going on 30) that is single and happy.
they are always looking for another guy. it's a sad state of existence.
>>76388303
in israel most female comedians joke abut how they are sluts, and cant get a husband.
they are pathetic its cringe worthy and not funny even while high (and i joke about anything when im high)
>>76390421
I would have said that's Bill Burr.
>>76390766
Banter is basically just guys telling eachother that they don't see the other guy as a threat.
>>76392046
I didn't know elliot rodgers did stand-up.
>>76389298
Monrok is good, anti-feminist based Hindu hottie. She reminds me of Bamford in a way.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HprFSCM4Bow
>>76390421
>original
>thoughts
there is no such thing, there is only memes
>>76393512
I though you guys fucking ostracize whores. Even jews are not the same, man.
>>76388654
That fat cunt lied about her name and age, and has the audacity to sue the magazine that reported it for "gravely injured feelings". Note she isn't suing for fabricating the claims, which were true.
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/rebel-wilson-sues-australian-magazine-publisher-report-article-1.2639926
Because humor, like many other traits like intelligence and aggression is linked to the male sex drive.
Its even been shown that scientists become less productive after marriage.
Everything men do is primarily to attract a mate.
We see this in animals too. Lions fight for females and defend their territory. Birds "dance" or "sing" etc.
>>76394504
>sues Australian magazine
Oh right you can sue for hurt feelings in the rest of the world kek.
>>76394271
>that video
Most boring shit I've ever watched. It wasn't even original and the laughing track just makes the whole thing seem fake. I don't buy that a whole room of people would laugh at those "jokes".
>>76388303
because women don't have any need to be funny, or socially competent.. I will fuck them regardless. If I find her attractive, it doesn't matter if she works at McD or is the CEO of some company
>>76390362
>no jokes
>lies about everything
>doesn't understand that online nobody needs a gender
>further proof no female can handle the bantz
>waah my can't I reap all female attention I get IRL
I could go on, Christ.
Do people really think this is fucking funny?
How is this any way related to comedy?
Also, I hate this damn voice they put on, this can't be anyone's natural speaking voice.
>>76394271
i dont get it
>>76388303
Why does she try to shame people that call her a whore, when she making a living acting like a whore?
>the unfunny board that takes everything seriously that has never once made me laugh criticizes comedians
>>76388303
Because they think they know what men want to hear.
If they really knew they would never speak.
>>76395201
>its /pol/s fault i have no sense of humor
>>76395327
>/pol/
>funny
Pick one and only one
>>76388303
only mothers are capable of being funny, because mothers have something they care about other than themselves, which makes them self-aware
modern barren womenchildren never go through this, so they never become fully human, so they can never be funny
>>76388303
ugly men can use humor to get women
ugly women can't use humor to get men
>>76395379
of course it's not funny, it's a serious discussion forum you moron
>>76395379
>i'm easily offended and can't handle banter
Go back to plebbit.
>>76388303
Why is it that all female comedians are absolutely terrible*
Because women have it much easier in life than men and comedy requires suffering.
>>76389096
He's one of the most successful comedians of all time, though.
>>76395505
we live in a cucked era
>>76395505
I think his show is funny, and really good. He's a fucking cuck when it comes to politics though. Its hard to tell how many of them truly believe what they say about Trump and how many of them are preserving their careers, or just trying to boost them by attaching their name to Trump's.
It's so fucking hypocritical that Louis CK would talk down to Trump about muh hurt feelings muh racism. He was one of the most racist and mean people on Opie and Anthony every time he was on, but it was funny as fuck and no one was offended.
>>76388303
>popular comedians
>female
pick one. no one thinks they're funny, they're artificially put in these positions just like affirmative action.
>hurrrrr muh period right LMAO!!!!!!!?
Mabe American women comedians are like that.
There's two woman comedians who make satire here in Denmark who are really good see video related. It's /pol/ humor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MidOa0ew6TU
>>76395883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=188ifadp-YQ
Satire of leftwing people/ vegetarians/ hippies xD
>>76395505
Ha, bullshit. Are you 12?
I find shappi khorsandi funny: example of a woman who actually has great timing and delivery
https://youtu.be/8BHr1v6buNo
>>76388303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNKZ9ycIdlY
>>76388303
Lol your pic is germanic
Why germanic are so degenerate?
>>76396350
she's jewish
what's a good female writer?
the girl that wrote judge and prejuice?
>>76388303
She is shit became Chuck Schumer is her relative. Nepotism has proved repeatedly to be a shit way to promote from within.
>>76397036
Why isn't nepotism called out as the Jewrat tactic it is?
Hillary wouldn't even be close to where she is now without it.
>>76396350
>Schumer
>>76390362
>call yourself a gamer girl
>know literal shit about games
>get called out about it for being an attention whore
>"patriarchy!"
women, everyone
>>76390362
Is this supposed to be funny? She's just complaining?
>>76396255
ok, I'm sold. She was hilarious.. Her delivery is next-to-perfect
>>76390362
but most males use gender neutral usernames in vidya
>>76395505
He's literally bankrupt
>>76388303
well... andrew dice clay did what you are describing but he could pull it off because of his somewhat originality...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Htf_F6Nmtg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S692f1tnuQ
HITCHENS on why women aren't funny. Great video. Oh and
>there is no god don't forget
>we will all rot one day and dissipate
>>76388303
Humor is kind of a man thing. Ever notice the women involved in humor are kind of mannish?
>>76390610
There was nothing funny or clever about any of that.
>haha she said fucking cunt how totallyyyyy outrageouuuus
>>76388303
I think I'm a pretty funny guy. My friends are usually in tears when I tell jokes, so I think I know something about comedy.
I just tried to think of a joke by Amy Schumer and, I'm not kidding, the only one I could remember is the one about sex moves like the Abe Lincoln and the Houdini.... which are supposedly stolen by some male comedian.
Like, I try to be fair, but women just aren't that funny. Louis C.K, Chris Rock and Russle Peters have made me laugh pretty hard and I can remember SO much of their material.
It's just not required of them, so they don't develop the skill.
>>76388303
This fucking thread again. Can't this just go into a FAQ sticky?
They also talk about how shitty their past boyfriends have been, and how nagging their mothers are.
>>76388303
Jew nepotism. When people are protected from competition, they indulge in lowering their own standards.
>>76390362
The western world is fucked isn't it?
>>76389298
Yes. Maria Bamford is funny as hell. She's got her own thing that has absolutely nothing to do with what 99.99% of female """"""comics""""""" are about.
>fat jokes
Too bad John Pinette isn't alive anymore, he'd show them how it's done.
>>76402046
The sex moves joke was taken, almost verbatim, from Patrice O'neal (RIP).
>>76390362
That was cringy as fuck but not as bad as this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRe2Rs7LomY
>>76389112
When I heard her voice I cringed so hard...
>>76388303
Sarah Millican is pretty funny imo. Nowhere near as funny as her male counterparts, but as far as women go, pretty good.
Because men, from childhood, have to master charisma to succeed. Women don't, in the same way, especially in the game of love and sex.
The average man has to utilize every single inch of whatever charisma he has, when socializing around women, in order to impress them. Women don't.
If it's not obvious why men are almost naturally better speakers and more charismatic, I don't what is.
>>76388303
Holy shit does Amy Schumer have FAS?
