Americans actually think they have a strong military still?
I can't wait until Russians/Chinese pillage your country, and why wouldn't they, considering this is what they would be fighting against.
Think about it, if this is the sort of cuckery that happens inside their military, imagine how bad it is in other aspects of their lives..
No wonder Australians needed to train American special forces in Afghanistan kek.
>American """"""""""" men"""""""""
>>76375043
>American """"""""""men"""""""
>Russia
Not enough manpower, average technology, average motivation
>China
Enough manpower, shit technology, shit motivation
>USA
Incredible manpower, incredible technology, incredible motivation
Face it, strayacuck, the USA can NOT be invaded, and they COULD easily invade Russia if they wanted to.
They have manpower and the logistics, meanwhile slavshits soldiers are still living in rotting baracks where they fuck each other in the ass.
>>76375043
>The russians are attacking! Run faster, John, we have to reach the trench line.
>>76375008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhmRMaIBaMk
>>76375008
All the Russians and Chinese got are human wave attacks and poorly trained and poorly motivated troops. Any single Western (including US) soldier is 100 times more effective.
>>76375140
Don't you have Turk cock to suck??
A gun behind every blade of grass op, and never forget it.
>>76375254
and a fat american behind every gun
really hard to spot
>>76375008
>Chinese and Russian military
>A threat
Kek. Ruskies can't even handle Ukraine appropriately and China would face issue with tiny Japan. Let alone the fucking United States
5/7 b8 m8
>>76375254
What do you do for a living? there's a difference between hunting and having 30 ACTUAL RUSSIAN MEN shooting their AK's at you
Stop trying to be a tough guy on the internet and realize that you would actually lose to the Russian/Chinese military, you're just a fat slob with a gun not a super soldier you fucking nerd
>>76375237
Not an argument
Another divide and conquer thread. The Anglosphere will save the world. All else are animals.
>>76375362
Oh no, I'm utterly destroyed.
Ground occupation is hard, just ask the US military. People living in caves manage to still keep us in a 15 year war with sand people. I'm just one fat guy, you're right, but there are millions and millions more. They couldn't hold a single city for an hour.
>>76375362
Do you actually think Russia could occupy the US? Imagine Vietnam in an Urban, Forrest, and Mountain environment across an entire continent. There's no way with Russia's shit tech and shit economy they could occupy (Implying they could even touch US territory given our superior military) and succeed. They can't take fucking Ukraine even.
>>76375254
/thread
>>76375008
That female DI would fuck your fat ass right the fuck up. You're a witless grub.
>>76375507
>>76375493
>>76375352
>>76375254
>all of these triggered faggots taking the Aussie bait
Newfriends, you give America a bad name on /pol/. If you haven't noticed, when you see a bait thread, you don't bump it, or in your faggots case "upvote" it
>>76375008
>No wonder Australians needed to train American special forces in Afghanistan kek.
Are you serious mate?
>>76375008
How are they not laughing? If she screamed at me, I wouldn't be able to control myself. I would do push ups and run laps for the rest of my career, still laughing. I have no doubt that in the end she would just call some male to sort me out.
>>76375507
>Russia's shit tech
We need to dispel with this fiction once and for all.
>>76375507
The entire Russian military could probably be stopped by U.S. citizens in Florida, Georgia, Alabama, or any other southern state.
>>76375008
Easily the strongest military in the world and we still get retards saying this shit
>>76375008
Lost my virginity to an Australian bimbo when I was sent there 10 years ago on a training mission with the USMC, pretty sure half the fucking company got booty as well. As I recall from that time 3 marines from my company got suspended (with dishonorable discharges) for fucking an underage girl, and I'm pretty sure she got pregnant as well.
>>76375635
I think bait threads are kind of fun. Once they degrade into "nuh uh" I leave satisfied.
If Australia wasn't on /pol/ it'd all be relevant, meaningful conversation. Nobody wants that.
>>76375008
Australia is already getting pilalged for it's minerals by China. And if they were going to invade a white country, you are closer, weaker, and have no nukes.
your only hope would be Daddy Murika. How does that make you feel?
>>76375008
pick one what you like
Army
Navy
Air Force
Marine
>>76375635
>not taking every opportunity to talk about how great we are
>>76375731
I'm aboriginal, you don't want to know how many white American girls I BLACKED when I went to Las Vegas last year for EDC.
>>76375731
My ex actually lost her virginity to an American sailor.
I cant imagine how annoying it must have been to have told "I rooted a virgin in Perth" only to not be believed..
>>76375008
I don't know how fucked their military but these hats are fucking silly.
>>76375376
>Won't argue with not having Turk cock to suck.
>>76375507
You do realise their cyber units raping your governments servers right? Your compromised as fuck, your military is worthless if they're reading your generals email.
>>76375748
Leafs
>>76375008
Well that's why we send in teh Aussies first...
Like the English did...
at Galipoli...
Die much ?
Ladies and gentlemen I present to you, the famed American NAVY SEALS
Do any of you fat lard asses think the rest of the world takes you seriously? you're all weak spineless filth
>>76375781
>Air Force
Guaranteed everyone in that photo is burning (stds).
>>76375927
You don't send in anyone. You're the lads that get sent in and then you get sent hone in bodybags. Your military record is a fucking joke, not once have you won a single war, not even once.
>>76375731
>>76375879
>Boasting about getting a chick from perth
>>76375043
>Not wearing high heels for optimal calf exercise
>>76375140
Pretty much this. China and Russia are still regional power while USA is global power. It will take at least 40 years to grow their navy to match USA.
>>76375961
Meanwhile in Australia
>>76375879
Well, mostly because we don't say "rooted"...
Obama has replaced many experienced Generals and leaders with ones that'll blindly follow his agenda. They were even squealing at the pentagon that they'd abandon posts if Trump is elected. The leadership is more fucked than ever right now.
>>76376000
Yes but an actual over age virgin... Not even her own family would fuck her!
>>76375998
kek
>>76375008
Nobody can cross enough troops and supplies across the fucking Pacific Ocean to successfully invade a country the size of a continent, with the world's most advanced military, an overabundance of food/oil/materials, and a citizenry armed with half a billion firearms.
2/10 for getting me to respond tho senpai
>>76375998
What war was it the Irish won ?
The Troubles ? Nope
The Potato Famine ? Nope
The War with Cromwell ? Nope
War with the Vikings ? Nope
Yawn.. We won the only war that counts.. The Culture War.
You eat our food, listen to our music and wish you could be us.. Now go chase a Leprechaun Shamus
>>76376181
>>76375008
Fucking female soldiers are a joke. I was British Army and women are allowed fitness standards that would see a man laughed out of any recruiting office or - if presented after joining - discharged in disgrace. Seriously the fitness standards women under 30 are allowed are lower than anything men get until they're >50 years old. It's pathetic. Same deal in US military and pretty much all Western militaries.
Whenever the next big war comes our only hope will be that superior technology saves the day because 'man' for man we'd get fucking wiped out if we went against a serious military that doesn't give a fuck about PC and pretending women aren't a waste of space in any military occupation other than Nurse.
>>76375666
Oh look, dwarf Russia shilling Russia's military, why am I not surprised.
Reminder the US Navy has fucking railguns and lasers. Science fiction technology only Chinese could even hope to replicate. Honestly, have you ever heard of DARPA?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DARPA#Projects
Meanwhile what do the Russians have? Vodka-powered potato launchers? Tracksuit exoskeleton with dynamic squat assistance?
>>76376210
But you don't have a culture, Tyrone. Your shithole is irrelevant to us.
>>76375961
http://www.globalfirepower.com/country-military-strength-detail.asp?country_id=australia
Compared to
http://www.globalfirepower.com/country-military-strength-detail.asp?country_id=united-states-of-america
I know it's pretty hard for abos to read but here you go
>>76376259
>>76376282
>Tracksuit exoskeleton with dynamic squat assistance?
FUND IT
>>76376289
I've never understood why people think that being "relevant" to someone is important or some sort of insult.
>>76375998
Your entire country was depopulated because of a vegetable
>>76376282
Goodluck maintaining that when you default on your 19 trillion dollar debt, faggot
China will crush you economically and then militarily
>>76376305
Global firepower is outdated nerd.
>>76376348
Same here. It really upsets burgers though.
>>76375008
*Sees flag* immediately knows people took the b8
This is what happens when Ivan wakes up and there's no potato in his belly because Ivan has no money. It makes him very grouchy.
>>76376305
Two towers weren't enough.
>>76375008
Why does Cambridge looks like she's lifted her chin as if ready to receive a facial?
>>76375008
US has 4x the military budget and size then the next largest country, and has demonstrated an ability to apply almost unlimited budget to war. Other countries haven't, the only way to win a war with the US is to do what most insurgence and terrorists groups do which is have us chasing shadows.
Which is why Trump's military plan is pretty stupid, because our military must be smarter, not stronger. Making it bigger with an even more inflated budget will only increase the problem. War in 20xx is way different now than the 19xx's
>>76376289
There there Mickey, it'll be ok.. One day you won't be England's little bitch... Thank god we sent you customer service jobs in the 80's so your country didn't fall into another famine..
>>76376417
Zzzzz
>>76376181
I havent seen so many inaccurate statements and outright lies in one place since Hillary's last press conference 6 months ago. Are you still mad about 1945? You need to let it go.
>>76376467
Listen lad. I'd rather be England's bitch than Israels. You don't see England forcing us to suck nigger cock and put them on tele. kek, KEKED
>>76376289
youre one to talk what has italy done in the past 2000 years. You all are so gung ho we was Romans n shit but you have been worthless in any war thats actually been relevant.
>>76376363
>implying China wouldn't just invade easy targets like SE Asia, Europe, Africa, and Australia
They'd occupy half the world and still have the US to peddle their shit wares to
>>76375008
You better stop visitng RT
>>76376210
Britain won the culture war.
>>76376282
You know what they have? Stealth.
You know how they have it?
Because we gave them the tech
after we shot the F117 and B2 out of the fucking sky
with 1960s era AA. This was in 1999.
Besides, there is no reason to be rude.
I wasn't shilling nor was I attacking you,
I'm just saying that Russians have amazing technology. You can only dream of Russian missile systems.
Now that you triggered me, consider the fact
that you drop millions of dollars worth of ordinance on buildings and structures that are worth 10x less than the actual bomb (tomahawk comes to mind).
Oh, and you suck at hearts and minds. You suck at putting down guerilla fighters.
The only thing you niggers have going for you is tha fact that there are TWO MASSIVE OCEANS ON EITHER SIDE OF YOU.
You are in the process of losing the culture war as well.
Stupid piece of shit.
>>76375008
Is that a Corporal(E-4) Senior Drill Instructor? What the fuck? Since when is that even possible?
>>76376549
What happens when you run out of Presidents to name aircraft carriers after?
it wont even be a fight - we have 315 mil ppl with over 400 mil gun and all but the nig know how to use them --- sure i they kill the fatties as well --- but they rest are reck - word to your motha
If nothing else we have strong militias. What would be the point of trying to take over the US and how the fuck is anyone gonna exert power over the middle of the country other than via Jewish diversity genocide.
>>76375227
We couldn't even manage primitive shitholes like Iraq and Afghanistan how the fuck can you expect us to easily take on serious and powerful countries with proper militaries like Russia and China? The technology gap exists but it's closing while the guys in their militaries haven't been brought up with a life of luxury before going through highly feminzed, 'diversified', training. They're also allowed and encouraged to be patriotic and would have something to fight for in any conflict.
What the fuck is the average burger or brit soldier going to die for? The right of trannies to parade naked through the streets whenever they decide to hold an LGBT Pride parade while Mayan illegals make it impossible for you to get a decent job? The right of Muslims to set up child sex rings while the establishment shouts 'racist!' at anyone who thinks that maybe Muhammad wasn't really a great guy?
There is no realistic prospect of the US being invaded at all let alone succesfully but that's not what we're talking about. Any potential US/Western war against Russia or China would be fought fairly local to the latter countries.
>>76376640
Obviously start naming them after famous nigger women.
>>76376453
Trump doesn't want to increase military spending. He wants to cut ties with corrupt and inefficient contractors, and he wants to stop defending other rich first world countries for free. This would free up a gargantuan amount of money every year, and could actually increase the size of our overall military while spending far less than we are now.
>>76376623
Nevermind, she is a Sergeant. I'm tired and didn't see her rank correctly. But even so, a SDI who isn't a staff nco is kind of ridiculous.
>>76376607
>1 RUB has been deposited into your account
Only a million more before you can pick up a loaf of bread.
>>76376640
They'll stop production after hillary
>>76376701
The USS Oprah Winfrey?
The USS Whitney Houston?
>>76376682
we have the press holding us back - we cant pull Roman shit (burn and enslave everyone tatics now) but if we are attacked - its on!!
>>76376746
USS Michelle Obama
You know shes got his balls so far in her purse shes taking that glory.
>>76376181
>no panama
>no MK ULTRA
this image could be so much better
>>76376514
Lad..haha.. Did you learn that word while servicing your better's ? Is that what Father O'GrabmyGlands called you ? It is cute however that you finally have the internet. What county did England take from you from the infrastructure ?
God knows you can't kick them out of one in how many hundreds of years.
>>76375781
Navy is the smart choice. Marines and Army you get greater respect but treated like shit and barracks life is a hell of endless mind numbing bullshit and retards. Airforce is the easiest number but noone takes you seriously.
>>76376802
Oh God...that would be so damn embarrassing.
>>76375008
cute like a chipmunk.
> Are they going to make Chullos the new cap?
> How about wrinkle camo paint?
>>76376682
We conquered Iraq in a few weeks. The occupation is another story, but when it comes strictly to invading a country and destroying its government, we're only limited by how much force the president is willing to use.
We can turn any country on earth into a parking lot within hours/days, with just conventional weapons.
>>76376606
Yeah I know we all pop down to the Shepard's Pie Diner to listen to Skiffle
>>76376545
Is American education so dire you can't recognize the impact Italy has had on western culture or are you just blinded by frothing rage?
>>76375927
Ah great mythical Galipoli - one of the founding myths of Australia and New Zealand. Of course there's the awkward fact that rather than being fucked around and sent to slaughter by incompetent British generals the reality was that their performance was so fucking atrocious that the inteligence reports on the battle had to be actively suppressed by the British government in the aftermath out of fear that ANZAC morale would be fatally undermined.
>>76375008
Irrelevant. They have technological supremacy.
The new "fighter pilots" are videogame players who remotely control drones inside containers.
>>76376936
>Italian culture
Nigger don't make me laugh
>>76376816
>Them
There isn't any British living in the north. They're Irish. A bit confused, but Irish none the less. Anyway, how's your country doing? I've heard you'll be a minority by 2040 and that you elected a Muslim Kenyan as your president, twice. Americans are a joke. In case you didn't know nobody takes you serious. Your country is entertainment for the world.
>>76376976
We do seem to have a bizarre worship for Gallipoli
>>76376081
They don't need to be 'global powers' they just need to be capable of defeating the US in their own backyards.
>>76376704
We keep countries like SK and Japan in our nuclear umbrella to prevent those countries from manufacturing nukes. I'm not sure what the preferred solution is, everyone has nukes, increasing the likelihood of one of those nukes being compromised in some way, or even stolen?
We can't uninvent the nuke, and so right now we have to play ball and prevent as many countries as possible from having nukes. (Except Israel for some reason, of course)
>>76376936
name one thing of merit they have done for the modern world?
>>76376976
Oh so you mean to say that the Aussies couldn't even get that right ?
>>76377076
They created Christianity
>>76376910
Murricans should have done what russia does to "win" and exported a new loyal population of americans to afghanistan and iraq and killed/ran out the natives.
Because apparently that's what counts as winning these days.
>>76376607
That is really the crowning achievement of your entire nation, shooting down two planes that were outdated by 10 years at the time. We made it really easy for you, too, we did the same patrols over and over again.
Dude, I can't even point to your country on a map, I'm sorry but that's the reality. Neither can I'm guessing like 75% of Americans. Yes, I'm proud of that ignorance, it's the American way, like an alpha predator we don't concern ourselves with the bottom dwelling filter feeders. Meanwhile I'm guessing you have a NATO flag or an American flag you like to spit on and step on every day.
Didn't you guys lose your ancestral homeland or something to Muslims? Come on man, tell me that's not cucked. You're really in no position to say anything.
Pic related is what I think an average one of youse guys looks like. Am I wrong?
>>76377097
Fucking retard
>>76376910
This right here. America has the conventional forces to kick anybodies ass in a conventional straight up slug fest. If it turns into an occupation or a guerilla war America doesn't have the political willpower to stick it out or commit the necessary forces needed to win a drawn out fight.
>>76375140
Except it is a fragile canon built on economic supremacy.
China will make a move
Russia will make a move
Dissidents across the world will make a move.
The U.S.A won't know what to do. The nation has too many traitors with the spirit of protesting Vietnam and even Iraq at their core. Marginalizing and splitting the forces with the kind of partisanship we see in American politics today probably won't help in a "oh shit" worldwide event either. Why fight?
Popping boners over equipment is to display them to them sell off.
Other factions have shown their cunning and strategy to make up for equipment.
>>76377047
Zzzzz the US is capable of beating either one in their back yard neither Russia's nor China's army have good transportation for troops to even stage an attack on NA.
>>76377211
..and New Zealand can ? Shit your entire country can't even handle a couple of Maori Biker gangs in Auckland...
Fucking hobbits
>>76377097
Holy Fuck hahahaha
>>76375043
Delete this
>>76377026
Everyone in the North is British and Irish - even the attention seeking nationalists who insist on only having a passport for the Republic. Just as everyone in Scotland is British and Scottish, England British and English, Wales British and Welsh etc etc. Just as everyone in the entire island of Ireland was British pre 1922. 'Irish' and 'British' are not mutually exclusive regardless of nationalist wishful thinking.
Next you'll be pretending that the South 'won' it's 'freedom' in a glorious war of independence rather than being granted it by London through democratic means due to nationalist parties winning most Irish seats in the 1918 UK elections.
>>76376607
>You know how they have it?
Yes, because Ufimtsev. the man who invented the full EM reflection calculation math apparatus, and thus methods to reduce it, was russian and published his works internationally by the permission of ussr
>>76377071
I'd be fine with us allowing Japan to build nukes and re-militarize. It would instantly balance the power in the entire region.
China is 100% going to flex their military muscle at some point in the coming decades, and they've got a potential occupation force the size of which is unmatched in history.
>>76377283
The US can't even defeat illiterate inbred Muslim tribesmen in their own backyard. Good luck taking and holding any part of China or Russia.
>>76375140
yes! I agree, we need to follow the footsteps of Napoleon and Hitler, Russians aren't too be feared, afterall they all are drunks with no technology and motivation whatsoever. I mean they're subhuman, how can you lose against subhuman drunks, right?
>>76377100
The USAF dropped literally hundreds of millions of dollars worth of ordinance on prop tanks and personnel carriers.
Partisan tactics is something you know nothing about.
You faggots can only hit civilian infrastructure, and only thanks to the fifth column that set up the markers. You are also effective at hitting blow-up dolls of tanks.
The Yugoslav Army was left unscathed by the largest alliance in the world.
Have some light reading. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Ko%C5%A1are
I still do not see why all the ad hominem since all I was doing is pointing out how underrated Russian tech is. Scratch that, it's not overrated at all, but belittled by your propaganda machine.
And no, I look way more white than your pic related.
I'm actually pro-American wtf I hate you anon.
How do you suggest they get across the Pacific ocean?
I'm not shilling for Russia, but I know how to spot an anti-Russia bot from a mile away.
Using the same semantics as the niggers on VICE news disqus. Fuck off.
>there are people who think any invading force could even reach mainland america without being blown to bits
i want off this ride
>>76377843
>comparing a peasant army and less than 3 mill krauts to the most powerful military in the world with more than 10 million members and technology that Hitler could've only dreamed of
Ivan, it's not even lunch and you're already drunk as fuck.
>>76377869
This. You are all a bunch of low energy cucks for taking OP's bait.
>>76377100
>America is literally proud of being uneducated
Oh, and if shit goes down on US soil lmao I'd like to see how Americans will act.
I've lived in the US, everybody has a gun but nobody knows or talks to their neighbor.
You'll end up killing each, mark my words.
>>76378006
Post some good songs, I like this one but it's rather popular.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTyLW3F6W44
>>76377931
Fucking barcode haircut nigger, I can spot you a mile away
>>76375043
They probably did that to get out of possibly even gayer shit at work.
>>76378140
Fuck you, Serbs used to curb stomp niggers like you back in IL.
>>76377843
We'll just give the mongols Abrams and strykers.
>implying you can beat the drones
>>76378131
Slavs are not here for your entertainment!
No one is going to fight againist world's 1st economy in 2016, chill
>>76377047
They can only challenge US with nukes. They don't possess conventional military to invade or embargo US.
>>76377556
What are you talking about? Iraq and Afghanistan are half a world away from US soil and they have had military success their whole campaign. Unfortunately they didn't have success in social policies in there so leaving there has left the states to civil war. Leaving was just a matter of political regin change.
>>76377862
Do you realize we spend more on defense than your entire country's GDP a hundred times over? We got money to blow on expensive shit. Why are you jealous?
>that article
I sure do trust unbiased, totally factual Serbian news sources. I mean, come on man, be realistic. Brush aside your nationalism for a second. How long do you think your country would last if America declared war? Ten minutes? Twenty?
>waa ad hominem
Just bantz, don't be butthurt.
300,000,000 GUNS
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They wouldn't be able to
>>76375753
>minerals
Farm land actually, africa is the one getting fucked for minerals.
>>76378006
We did that once in the civil war, no more. Now the niggers are free and we can stand united. AMERICA STRONG
>>76377993
Is that a problem? We leave the geography and planning to military advisors, our population isn't so butthurt that they have knives sticking out from a map in their homes.
>>76378478
You are really just spouting generic shit that I recognized is recycled for use against shitskin posters....
But I'll bite. Lol, you lost in Afghanistan, you lost in Iraq, you would lose 10x as bad if you were ever to invade Serbia.
>I sure do trust unbiased, totally factual Serbian news sources.
It's a wikipedia article, idiot.
>>76375008
So its an all female unit, so what? Those exist for the pleasure of our genetically superior enlisted men, who use them as they see fit.
>>76378334
Lad, no entertainment. What are you on about? I like Serb music, post some.
>>76378713
>>76378478
Related to the Battle of Kosare, it was your miserable attempt at a land invasion and you and your terrorist allies failed miserably against Serbian conscripts with limited military training.
>>76378753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-s1gpeUgiY
>>76375008
Praise Kek!!!
>>76375140
>incredible manpower, incredible technology,
>let bunch of cavemen hijack multiple planes and let them fly all alone in the skies for hours. Not a single figther jet in the air during that time.
Go away ahmed. USA can't even defend themselves if someone decides to attack them.
>>76378779
>US still the strongest military power
>>76378918
I never once claimed otherwise.
>>76375008
>Literally don't have a pair to sound off
>>76378779
Dude, you lost 4 wars in less than 20 years. That's a new record.
>its a wikipedia article
Totally unbiased, factual accounts. I remember heading over to the Serbian wiki for shits and gigs and they had massacres posted as battles. And CIA in the enemy combatants section. It's hilarious the brainwashing that goes on in your failed state.
>>76378779
>couple bombs dropped
>you tried to invade us!!! gibe land
It's cute, man. Post some more conspiracies, I like collecting them from shitskin nations that love to talk shit about America.
>>76375008
All major wars can be traced back to the need to get something from someone else.
This whole war thing is nothing more than a protracted adolescent attachment in adults.
Grown needy dependent men who are full of shit.
A war is a co-dependency.
>>76378971
Then stop shit posting faggot
>>76379081
Obviously a shill and/or diaspora.
Claiming to know nothing about this region, but you let it slip that you are in fact in the loop.
Troll harder, my obese african friend.
>>76379081
That first quote was meant for your earlier shitpost Serbski, but my big mac burger got in the way and accidentally quoted the same post. 'Murica.
>>76376348
Alot of burgers only self worth is living in a powerfull country thereby being their only argument agienst others on the interwebs
>>76379372
Russians have better tech than you :^)
Literally two oceans and Canada as your defense.
tfw the US is just a large gated community full of sheltered faggots.
>>76379505
You leave Canada out of this, shitbag.
>>76379401
The entirety of my knowledge of your country comes from Behind Enemy Lines and A Serbian Film. And that one Angelina Jolie movie where she rescues that orphan in Bosnia. Russia spreads disinformation, Russian copy-state in the Balkans does the same thing, it's really not that hard to comprehend.
I feel pity for you Balkan niggers, you can never be UNITED like us. If you were, you'd see you were stronger together than separate. You might last a day longer if we invaded. Heh heh.
For entertaining me, have some tits.
>>76375008
>Russians/Chinese
You're right that they're weak, but you have the wrong pillagers. Little do Americans know that our MILITARY BOYS are coming to give them a good showing in our 12 new FRENCH SUBS
>>76378334
Says you!
Now dance for me vodka dota man!
>>76379446
No they don't we spend 10 times the amount they do you have literally zero evidence to back that up
>>76375008
Well nowadays you dont need men to wage a war.
You just need a fat guy holding the controls of an assault drone to rain death over enemies.
So yes i would say the faggot army of USA is rhe strongest in the world.
>>76375008
this is the modern world.
even if our guns are manned by a bunch of women and faggots (which it isn't it's still mostly men and faggots are rare... i just got out a few years ago)
it doesn't matter what matters is machines and expensive weapons.
The US military is more than twice the second strongest military in the world in terms of total assets.
We have more tanks we have more warships we have more stealth bombers, more drones and more intercontinental nuclear missiles than your puny country could ever dream of.
Sorry, your dad was wrong.
>>76375008
More pictures of Sgt. Cambridge please
>>76380113
>confirmed for never having served
You can't hold territory with drones. You need infantry.
>>76375008
Compared to Australia, everyone has a strong military.
>>76375008
why the fuck is she wearing makeup
>>76376289
>Implying that American corporatism hasn't been the greatest influence on culture around the globe since the dawn of humanity.
>>76379505
idk how people actually convince themselves that one of the richest countries in the world with the most or second most nuclear weapons is actually a lightweight.
I guess when your country sucks you gotta make fun of the big boys to feel a little better
>>76375008
Didn't you guys lose a war to birds?
>>76375350
100 million fat Americans with guns may not be able to run very far but good luck getting a pair of boots on this continent. We have the kind of guns our military can't justify the cost of buying for our soldiers.
>>76375362
Well Russian soldiers will be outnumbered something like 1500 to 1 and we have better and more accurate guns than they do.
>>76375669
>>76375669
You r pic is bullshit. I live in Hawaii and I am poor. There are these guys with shirts that say "Federal Police" on them. They are organizing local "neighborhood watch" groups to create surveillance nets in areas and engage in violence, usually against the poor and homeless.
Think of them like how the Nazis had the "brownshirts" or Sturmabteilung SA. They do things the cops/feds are afraid to get caught doing and get supplied with weapons, intel, immunity.
There are so many of those roaches, seemingly regular people who sell their souls just to try to hurt innocent people or do some insane, evil shit. No one ever speaks out or refuses.
>>76375140
It will be a glorious sight when america fully wips out its cock of military might. Many a europoor will be slapped by it when they create another world war.
>>76375961
they weren't seals, idiot
>>76381524
War ain't that easy, single solder can kill hundreds, don't forget that. You can never predict what outcome will be
>>76381721
fuck off hapa scum
I was only 9 years old. I pray to Kalashnikov every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “AK is love” I say, “AK is life." My dad hears me and calls me a faggot inbred Russian wannabe weeaboo. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Mikhail. I called him a filthy American M4 loving cunt. He shoots me with his disgusting 5.56 x 45 NATO and sends me to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm... It's Kalashnikov! I was so happy. He whispers in my ear "This is my Saint Basil's Cathedral." He grabs me with his Russian hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my peanut butter for Mikael. He penetrates my Kevlar with his 7.62. It hurts so much, but I do it for Mikhail. I can feel my gross China made BDU tearing and eyes watering. I want to please Kalashnikov. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my chest with his 7.62 love. My dad walks in. Mikhail looks him straight in the eye and says, "It's all AK now." Kalashnikov leaves through my window. AK is love. AK is life.
I need to go take a cold shower...fully clothed.
>>76376181
Tell us about your proud military tradition Hans. Hard mode:no cherry picking from Austria Hungary or Holy Roman Empire.
Attack France and get bogged down in Russia, allowing western front to stall. Slug it out with Britain until your both on the ropes. America comes in, finishes you off, and makes a shit ton of money on the process. Repeat 20 years later and wonder where it all went wrong. All your children are half Russian. Let America defend you for 60 years while feeling guilty about the Jews. Import 60 billion Muslims. Now all your children are quarter Russian and half Arab. I'd be sour grapes too :(
>>76376545
>>76376936
>Irish flag
>Italy
>>76376549
>Conte de Cavour
It's "Conte *di* Cavour" you dumb faggot.
>>76382102
So you're saying 1 million combined Russian and Chinese soldiers will be a match for 150 million armed and pissed off Americans?
>>76375140
>china
>shit motivation
if anything, commies have a good way to motivate people
>usa
>incredible motivation
>implying a bunch of sjw hippies and limp dick leftie indoctrinated manchildren will want to go to war with ruskies when there's a 'much worse' domestic war going on. a war on "racism", "sexism", "white males" and other bullshit.
usa has no real army. that's why it's researching the drones like mad. they know their army is shit, so they're mass producing toys that can be brought down with an emp attack to stave off their eventual collapse and death.
>>76375008
>you will never have a short latina army drill sergeant make sweet love to you in an agressive manner
why even live.
>>76384228
Ofc no, anyone who attack US mainland will be destroyed, same applies to US.
And arguing who will win war between US or Russia is dumb on its own.
>>76385503
actually just realized her last name is Cambridge
BLEACHED
lucky for us oblama advocatintg free sex changes at VA hospitals for veterans
>>76375008
This post just proves the greatness of the U.S. Australia absolutely ass blasted!
>>76384925
Cocksucker who's never been in a two way firing range.
>>76377273
I don't think that you understand how those leftist movements work. They are a vocal minority, while the silent majority sits at home biding their time.
>>76381246
Whenever libs start in on military budget I try to remind them there are people in this world that want us gone.
Nah. It's all love, mannn.
Fucking idiots.
>>76385729
go on living in your delusions of grandeur while your country is collapsing around you, and nearly all of your people swallowed the bolshevik "equality" propaganda hook, line and sinker.
>>76375008
>>76386123
Doesn't change the fact that you've never put your life on the line and that your country depends on US for protection.
>>76375008
>I can't wait until Russians/Chinese pillage your country
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED FAGGOT
>>76386217
>protection
there is no protection. usa won't protect us. i realize that, but our traitorous government wants us to think differently.
your rockets serve only as targets to absorb russian nukes.
so no, i will not put my life out for the pro-usrael jews occupying this shell of a country. unlike you, who will gladly die for the kikes who run your country.
>>76386219
wait you think if Russia or China or any other nation were to successfully invade the US that we would keep our current constitution and the rights in it? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLOOKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEEEKKKKKK!!!!!
>>76375140
Yeah no.
China + Russia obliterate everyone.
Youre forgetting 2 things:
>Chinese manpower
>Chinese cyber warfare
>Russian nukes
>>76376607
>>76377100
>>76377862
B2 was never shot down.
>>76386493
Is this the current state of /pol/?
You are fucking dense
>>76375575
I'd easily beat her with my bare hands until she were either physically crippled, mentally retarded, or dead.
>>76375008
Why would Russia or China invade the US? China already owns half of it and will continue to buy more, as it's cheaper and easier than a war. Russia has a standing army that can maybe take on Ukraine, but not a country like the US, Russia is less than half the size of the US and predominantly female.
>>76375008
>Ugly minority womyn with make-up on
What the fuck am I looking at here?
>>76386541
Any serious Russo-Chinese military alliance is impossible.
>>76375901
>your military is worthless if they're reading your generals email.
Which is why Russia and China are superpowers right now.
>>76375008
Go get cucked by a kangaroo, faggot.
>>76386810
The US military elite
>>76378872
>let them
Exactly
>>76386959
Yeah, both are far too powerful to coordinate seamlessly without interfactionalism and competition. Especially the Chinese who just seem to be opportunistic with all their diplomacy.
