http://globalnews.ca/news/2745222/battle-between-american-eagle-and-canada-goose-caught-on-camera/?sf28111713=1
> two eagles can't even manage to catch a fucking goose
>picking such a beta animal as the symbol of your country
How will America ever recover?
>>76363844
That picture captures the Canadian-American relationship perfectly
>Canada keeps acting like a faggot
>America just stands there dumbstruck at the sheer faggotry that is unfolding in front of him
>>76363844
It's not just any fucking goose, it's the Canada goose
>>76363844
Really makes you think
Geese will fuck some shit up. Very territorial, I know stories of geese that have drowned people and are often used to patrol farms and protect livestock.
>>76363844
ah the humble CANADIAN goose doing what it does best.
running away like a coward.
>>76364114
Look at how confused and sad yours looks. All the time. Ours looks goofy but they're no pushovers
>>76363844
I love Canada but fuck geese and fuck you
kind of looks like the eagle was messing around with the goose. Even the birds know canadians are weak little shits
>>76363844
Thats why we changed our animal to the Buffalo
Eagles are little faggots
>>76363844
Rednecks wipe their asses with leaves.
>>76364069
Actually read the article, go figure the goose went to the middle of a pond. Eagle knows better, missed his shot.
>>76364225
I hope the two eagles froze up north
>>76363844
Geese are fucking evil m8.
>>76364001
Canadian geese are literally the perfect national animal for Canada.
> fly down to the states when the weather gets cold
> annoy the fuck out of americans and shit all over everything
> comeback when the weather is nice and eat free bread handouts
> the literal shitposters of the bird kingdom
Poop on little goose.
>>76363844
>American Eagle
Why are they calling a Bald Eagle the name of an overpriced clothing franchise?
>>76364225
I no wat ur doin m9
>>76363844
Geese are some mean motherfuckers tho
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Notice no Australians in this thread
>>76363844
B A S E D
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>>76364401
MERICA REKT
>>76364456
CHARGE
Woa oh oh
it's proxy night in canada eh
>>76363970
>>76364587
I even have a batterycase. I think i have a problem. Bought a brand new gaming rig. Sit in the garage on my phone
>>76363844
>Only Americans and Canadian posters
glorious
>>76364511
i have 3 of them as pets, fuckers guard the place better then any dog ever could. they are pretty chill too and will follow me around and even sit on my lap. just stay away when they have babies or you could end up getting your cock bit(don't ask)
>>76364609
>>76364684
Nice pictures too. This one just screams "A FUCKING LEAF"
The Canadian goose kills more humans each year than any other animal in North America
Fuckers are terrifying
>>76364582
>>76364847
>>76363844
There are tons of these fucking geese around my apartment complex. They are shit machines and literally drop a load every 10 minutes or so. They shit everywhere, just like a Canadian poster.
>>76364803
Eagle is looking directly at camera
The bald eagle is just a glorified seagull. No wonder it can't fuck up a goose.
that is a huge bald eagal
Canadian geese are the biggest assholes in existence. they will FUCK you up. i tried fighting off two blocking my car. they would not stand down no matter how much you kicked them in the face, and their bites really leave a mark.
i would rather fight off a black bear than geese; geese have way more courage and will fight to the death for no reason.
>>76364792
I said it must be proxy night in canadia
clean the poutine out of your ears
>>76364803
Somebody greentext "A FUCKING LEAF" next to the eagle and "Really makes you think,eh.." next to the goose
>>76365202
I kinda wanna see what would happen if I artificially bred Canadian geese for maximum aggression and size
>>76364225
>>76364225
>>76364225
thread over
>>76365422
>no one do anything canadia has to say
>>76363844
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>>76365422
Kek, that is exactly how it goes with you leafs.
They adapted over literally millions of years to catch fish, guys.
fuck canada geese
they keep shitting all over my jetty
Nothing but leafs and burgers here so far. It's kinda nice.
>>76365813
GET THE FUCK OUT KEK
>>76365813
>>76365924
Fucking Sweden...
>>76363844
>Ben Franklin wanted to make the turkey our national bird instead of the bald eagle
what the shit was wrong with that nigger? was it autism?
>>76365767
ya, but what about the goose?
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>76365598
office parking lots would be a graveyard of wage slaves
in some places you can feed those faggots. i have witnessed them attack ducks, seagull and other birds to get to food in my hand. grandville island in vancouver has this spot to feed ducks. geese literally ruin everything. if you do hand feed them they will bite you anyways as a fuck you
turtles there chilling
>>76365934
>>76365972
take your shitting birds and shove them up your ass
>>76366016
They adapted to shit on your yards and honk at your children. Name a more based bird.
You can't.
>>76365986
He was a Libertarian.
>>76366081
Call Jamal over to your cuckshed and take him up your ass
>>76364950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h1XlsskYmY
You're next, birdbrains.
>>76366042
Well
I know what my new project is gonna be
I'm gonna selectively breed my local geese into hyper aggressive carnivorous pack hunters
Wish me luck playing God
>>76366389
HE DINDU NUFFIN MAN, HE WUZ A GOOD MOOSE
>>76366269
im surprised they have internet over at your interracial breeding grounds set up by your cuck PM you goose loving fuck
>>76363844
this needs to be shopped into a Birds With Arms picture
>>76366595
lol calm down Sven, here time for your protein shake
>>76364803
>>76364225
to any of the confused canadians in this thread, these two pictures clearly illustrate that the eagle was the victor. although i would like some australians to weigh in on this matter because of their expertise with emus.
>>76366595
0.00001/10
>>76363844
>How will America ever recover?
by nuking your country
btfo
>>76366595
>interracial breeding grounds
Stop projecting so hard you beta male faggot. Go rub some ointment on your prolapse
>>76363844
>goose gets practically raped and plays dead
>waits till the eagle isnt paying attention
>slips out from under him
>runs and hides until the eagle decides its not worth the effort anymore
yeah, sounds about right.
>>76366595
Really Swede? You have literal rape zones in your country right now.
>>76366878
>there's only one way to play a vidya
CANUCK STRONK
>>76366389
Oh canadia!
our home of game;
and nothing else!
>>76363844
Canadian Geese are the actual spawn of satan
>>76363844
I shoot these things every chance I get. Canadians I mean, not geese.
>>76363844
>>76367220
I've never understood why people are afraid of these little shits, one attacked my niece once, I kicked it's head and it's neck broke. Big whoop.
I imagine that how a war between the U.S. and it's snow hat would go, too.
>>76364114
lol lets start two wars with canada we cant win haha
oh shit we cant win
oh shit here come british reinforcements
look a fair fight.. should we fight or run? XD
lol lets abandon da white house
>America
At least then you had the physical ability to run away.
>>76367745
>lol i hurt an animal for protecting it's eggs/mate
>haha arent i tough
Literally nigger behaviour. Id expect as much form an american though.
>>76363844
To be fair, Canada Geese are sort of the Emus of North America.
Do. Not. Fuck. With.
Best to shoot them from range with 3" 12 gauge shells, either #2 or even #1 shot. I can also attest, from personal experience, do not approach a "supposedly dead" one unless you have said 12 gauge loaded and pointed at the supposed corpse.
>>76368255
Nope, I put an over populated scavenger pest out of everyone's misery. Just hold tight queencuck, you're in line for the same after President Trump is done with spikville.
>>76363844
Geese WILL fuck you up.
>>76368442
literally just walk past them... why shoot them, they havent hurt you?
>>76365813
>>76365934
>>76366081
>>76366269
>>76366595
>>76366839
It's like watching friendly fire turn into carpet bombing.
>>76368491
Yeah broski you single handidly solved the goose problem. Bravo. Definitely not justifying unnecessary violence towards an animal.
You're 0/2 so far m8, and judging by your country's fitness level and level of intellect you probably won't win at attempt #3.
>>76368535
see
>>76368491
>>76364513
You called.
>>76368680
Excuse me, poutine humper, us Americans are only getting started with cleaning up canadias messes.
>>76368928
Is that bird wearing pants?
>>76368928
Way to buck the patriarchy, sister
>>76363970
>Posts anime girls
>While simultaneously calling others a faggot
wew
>>76363844
Looks like the Eagle fowled up.
