How can one man be so alpha?
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>>76332130
DOLLAH SHAVE CLUB EVERYBODY
>>76332130
post some vids opie
>>76332130
he is a childless racemixer who sometimes goes against PC a little.
he is a huge cuck but not in the way louis ck is a cuck, bill is a low key turbo cuck
>>76332130
Who's the black tranny
>ywn slaveplay with nia
>>76332130
h-heh..heheh..ehah
...
BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
>>76332226
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>>76332305
Here's my fav vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWhZ2XS08aQ
literally who?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vcJ-YWFSEM
Why is his wife such an insufferable cunt?
>>76332130
>76332130
>>76332130
>>76332305
is sweden calling someone a cuck?
>>76332130
>talks shit about women and marriage
>marries
>starts to self censor on his podcast (especially when his wife's around)
Burr forgot every single lesson Patrice tried to teach him. Burr fucked up
>>76332305
You have no right to call anyone a cuck sven.
If anything he is going to adopt a kid if he wants one obviously.
The man is living the dream.
>>76332564
When comedians are happy they lose their edge. That's what happened to him.
>>76332305
>he is a huge cuck but not in the way louis ck is a cuck, bill is a low key turbo cuck
now THIS is autism
>>76332524
DUDE WEED LMAO DON'T FORGET TO TAKE YOUR ALPHABRAIN(TM)
>>76332435
low key cuck as stated. never really touches anything important without doing the whole
>I'm just a stupid white dude.
all fucking people in his age have that mindset, joe rogan is a perfect example
another great one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZxOdLRihlA
>>76332524
using joe the cuck as pic, kek
>>76332644
no it's truth
SHARI'S
BERR
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>>76332468
He's essentially the only right wing comedian to ever exist
>>76332725
>why the hell do people keep getting married
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
old bill is rolling in his grave
>>76332130
He talks a big alpha game, but
1.) He's married
2.) Miscegenation
Are you fuckin kidding me Bill?
>>76332662
wtf are you talking about dude
bill is funny, of course he's not gonna keep talking shit about women as much when he has a wife
you're not betraying yourself, you're married, you have to meet your partner halfway
Dying alone is his greatest fear. Seems he just latched on whoever he could
>>76332967
>>76332564
>>76332967
>>76332564
>>76332487
>>76332305
if you don't get married at his age you spend your life lonely
you want to have kids to pass on your genes, its natural
you expect him to be a lonely fuck for the rest of his life because he had some good jokes when he was 35?
>>76332732
no, its gay autistic internet shit.
>>76333246
>lonely
you don't have to be lonely, especially not when you're famous. you can have a bunch of hot 20 yos you fuck, and a bunch of guy friends to hang out with.
>>76333035
>>76333246
stop being cucks please
bill is not redpilled at all
another great vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ObhB750-B4
>>76333246
Have you LISTENED to Nia on the podcast? She's a cunt. Why does Bill even like her?
>>76332884
No he picked a black chick he knew for a long ass time and her later years also.
She ain't going no where.
She just needs to shut up and enjoy the ride which she will because she knows she will never do better then Bill.
She hit the jackpot Bill knows it and she knows it.
>>76332130
>>76332435
>>76332629
>>76332644
https://youtu.be/yc4S6XbbjIk
look it's bill and louis ck shitting on trump
>guuuise he is redpilled i promise
>>76332644
No, it's accuracy.
>>76333377
he wants to have a legacy, pass on his genes, like i said earlier
this miserable atheist tried the life style you're describing, look how he turned out
>>76333652
>this miserable atheist tried the life style you're describing, look how he turned out
that's gonna be me famalam :(
>>76333453
>>76333572
I never went in too deep into their relationship
nor do i care about their relationship
i may be right to assume that most of /pol/ has never dated a girl, so we may not fully
understand the shift in his personality after his marriage
>>76333652
>this miserable atheist
way to cherry pick, retard.
>>76333732
if you get married, don't do it in the USA.
>tfw no alimony payments
>tfw no child support to pay
>tfw didn't get divorce raped for half my assets (twice, because I'm a tard that didn't learn after my first divorce)
>>76333652
I'd kill to be Bill Maher and I think most people on this board would too
Even if you disagree with his politics, the man has a weekly platform to say whatever the fuck he wants and in recent years it appears to me he's been aiming more at liberals than conservatives. Unlike Jon Stewart he was unafraid to turn hie ire toward Obama and his own ilk, that takes intellectual honesty.
>>76333997
okay now its your turn to cherry pick happy single 60+ year olds
>inb4 hugh hefner
>>76332130
I can't imagine what it is like to bang Hermione whenever I want.
>>76334173
>be rich man
>marry
>bitch divorces you
>takes your money, ruins your image, cucks you
wow how great
>>76333246
>you expect him to be a lonely fuck for the rest of his life because he had some good jokes when he was 35?
Yes, I expect my comedians to be miserable, insufferable, unknown and unappreciated in their short lives. That is where the true comedy lies.
>>76334172
>Bill Maher
>intellectual honesty
>Bill
>Maher
>honest
>Bill
>honest
>(You)
>>76332130
Comes from licking the black poosay
ME UNDIES ME UNDIES
NO MORE SWEATY BALLS
>>76332305
Bill Burr is fucking hot nigger bitches RIGHT NOW while you're trying to not to get killed and violated by rapefugees.
Your envy is palpable.
>>76332869
He's not right wing, he endorsed cuck sanders, then walked it back (but not really) when everyone told him how much of a dumbass he is
>>76332642
I've followed 'Ol Billy Redface since his early days in the late 90s in New York, knew him through a mutual friend (no, not Joey Roses) and he constantly opined against the idea that you have to be miserable to be funny. He was always lifting weights and doing pull-ups, at one point he looked kind of emaciated, and was always taking care of himself. He's a heavy drinker, but even then, he would, as he puts it nowadays "shut it down" for a few months at a time, then would always come back with a fucking vengeance. I've drank with him before and let me tell you, 'Ol Redballs can put them down.
Patrice, on the other hand, was profoundly lonely. He didn't drink and didn't really have any hobbies outside of fucking hookers in Brazil, and even then, Norton had to be there with him because he was tired of going alone. Bobby Kelly started going with him, too. He always threw BBQs and cook-outs and invited everyone, I received an invite once myself but didn't go.
So yeah, Burr's comedy comes from his unsophisticated perspective, but Patrice's came from a place of deep loneliness and introspection.
Comedy rant from an unknown, failed comic OVER.
>>76335117
i think even if he was sympathetic he couldn't do anything without ruining his career. look what happened to mel gibson over one comment
>>76332240
DOCTAH CAHVEYS EASY SHAVE BUTTAH
>>76332662
Its called concession its one of the most basic rhetorical tools and allows him to express the idea that women are jealous, nosy, unhappy and ruining men's hobbies because of it (the point of the rant) without finding much opposition.
Since he is making fun of himself too the audience remains receptive to the idea. Later down the line you can argue against the idea of men having a "simpler brain" which is laughably and demonstrably false unlike the actual point of the rant.
Bill's is one of the few podcasts I can actually listen through. He's not really a conservative but he uses some basic common sense in a humorous way that's super enjoyable, though a lot of times he really misses the mark or goes in the wrong direction.
>I think Nia is pretty hot tho, and I'm not really attracted to black chicks normally
>>76334251
wew lad
DUDE BOSTON
>>76334739
>using a tripcode and even attempting to call someone out
You are the embodiment of a pathetic loser. My god.
>>76332629
>waking up next to a gorilla everyday
>living the dream
sounds more like a nightmare.
>>76332130
>miserable ginger manlet had to settle for a nigger because white women don't like him.
OOHHH GEEZHUS
>>76336289
I'm just here for the multiple daily black women threads. Best board for it.
Not quite as cucked as Joe Rogan or Doug Stanhope but emits a cuck vibe none the less.
You all need to get on Brian Holtzman.
>>76332130
I also like 'em dark, but they are both lefty faggots. Her especially. All she talks about is white privilege, BLM, kill whitey, etc.
Wtf is wrong with his head?
He looks like robocop without his helmet
>>76334739
>nigger bitches
bitch refers to female dog. you posted a gorilla.
>>76338506
>draw on eyebrows because have none
>take pic
>select skin
>blur the fuck out of it
wow so hot :^)
This one is redpilled
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7LyqBb6HBSk
>>76340227
Is this "natural" enough for you?
>>76341365
no, yet another professional photoshoot. post a pic made with a cellphone camera
>>76338506
>I also like 'em dark
UHHHH.. DARKER.
>>76342109
good thing her ugly monkey face isn't in the pic :^)
>>76341982
Some people are so hard to please...
>>76341982
Here ya go.
>>76342366
>>76342349
Caribbean women>african americans
MAGA
>>76332130
in that picture she looks like a guy who had a sex change "ty god he doesnt know i was born a man"
>>76342433
>so much blur, her face is fading away
lmao
>>76342207
She does have a weird face, 2bh.
>>76342494
shut up shut up shut up!
I'm not even racist, but these """""black"""" women, are not attractive to me.
give me Rihanna and I will wife her.
>>76332642
Dudes better than he's ever been
God should have taken Bill instead of Patrice. We lost a legend. Bill wants to be like Patrice but he can't. When Patrice made a point he stuck by it and never held back. Patrice talked about EVERYTHING. Politics, race, war, relationships, the Joos. After Patrice died, Bill tried to take his spot but Patrice was a fucking legend.
You will never see someone go against the powers that be like Patrice O'neal did.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnyC2-51tQs
>>76332130
>preaches his entire life how women will fuck you up
>he not only marries but marries a feminazi
Oh Bill, why can't you take your own advice.
>>76342713
nice. but stop spamming these pics. thread is ruined, and bans are on their way
>>76342838
Oh noes!! Not bans!
I know what you really want
>>76342507
Looks like a dark elf. I like light skinned niggresses, but my dick moved a little.
>>76343475
>light skinned
>niggresses
pick one
>>76343475
Looks like a latina
Pure blacks are hideous
>>76343593
>>76343557
darker is better, lads.
>>76343593
this
>>76343475
Light skinned looks good too. Nothing makes my dick harder than the dark ones, though.
Anyone ever seen the video of Bill Burr shouting at a bunch of drunk Philadelphians? Here it is.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3jMhoGUiIkk
>>76343475
>>76344086
Dark is still the best.
>>76332305
/thread
>>76344173
Fucking beautiful.
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