>This guy comes up to you
>Asks you why you aren't following the local Shariah law
What do?
Draw a penis tattoo between his manpecks.
Tell him to stick his finger up his hole.
ask him if hes able to reach his ass after hes taken a shit
>>76284151
make a sound like a baby crying so that his gyno'd nipples leak milk
>>76284151
ask him where is belly button is
>>76284151
Trick question, I already am following the local Shariah law.
>>76284151
because im not a fucking animal faggot and have the self discipline to not need a law to tell me what i should and shouldnt do
Isn't this guy christian though?
This is Texas faggot, I draw on him.
>>76284151
Demand to know who in the hell he thinks he is that he can tell a direct descendant of mohammed about sharia law?
Then yell allah ackbar and explode with no warning.
>>76284151
kick him many time in the belly to push the fat aside and then poke him in the 経絡秘孔 and enjoy the intestines falling like soft rain
*pull out my AR15*
This is why. Any more questions?
>>76284151
I'd ask why he doesn't have a naval
>>76284421
This.
>>76284151
show him a picture of mohammed being double double penetrated by niggers
>>76284151
Knock him out with a single punch
Throw pork at him
I dunno. This guy looks like a bro.
>>76284151
i'd use an eraser tool first so he would look normal
>>76284546
Beautiful haiku.
>>76284151
Sedate his sexual emergency
>>76284151
Wasn't he found dead not too long ago?
>>76284589
>double double
2 penis in ass and 2 penis in boypussy?
>>76284421
Came her to post this
>wat do?
Poke him with a needle, try not to slip on all the synthol which starts spewing out.
>hulking bearmode
>soft as a pillow somehow
>zero definition other than randomass bulges
RIP in peace Harambe
>>76284151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I_Ds2ytz4o
>>76284358
Underrated
>>76284546
>poke him in the 経絡秘孔 and enjoy the intestines falling like soft rain
>>76284151
i literally eat his face
>>76284421
You're Texas faggot?
Do you suck dicks?
that guy died, not real muscle he was injected full of oil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeEXwLc08V8
>>76284546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxkezvGwI20
Ask him where master is
>>76284151
I believe this is why guns are a thing.
There was a thread about him last night. The guy is an iranian powerlifter, didn't save the link to his instagram cuz I aint attracted to hairy hulks
>>76284151
I want to become a trap whore and be her slave sucking his massive thick cock
am I gay?
>>76285030
Explains why your not fuckin your mom right now
hit him with my bike wheel.
>>76285004
why to stop a bag of jello?
>>76284151
Slap his gfs ass and then run to gamestop.
Not worried
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfDAQJzlcRU
Those bodybuilders / fatasses are slow as shit.
>>76284358
good goy
>>76285048
yeah thats pretty fucking gay senpai
>>76284151
Poke a hole in him and laugh while he is flying in random directions, making funny noises
>>76284151
Be shocked as I realize I've been teleported to london, then reconquista their city.
>>76285141
>Implying you are not a 150kg obese burger that would faint and get a heart attack before the first punch
>>76284151
Ask him why the wall behind his arms bend with his arms. Then offer him a better Photoshop job, given that I am a professional multimedia worker with 35 years experience.
>>76284865
http://youtu.be/sE6XnsmlPh8
>>76284151
shoot him since i carry. I would like to see what all that muscle against a .45 acp hollow point
>>76285199
P I D O R A H A
>>76284603
Where in the world did you get this screensaver? I must have it
![angel_of_death_by_murtazasaeed-d8h6xzs[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LL66QVX.jpg "angel_of_death_by_murtazasaeed-d8h6xzs[1].jpg")
>>76284151
I ask him if him if he's gonna put lamb's blood in his door tonight.
>pull out gladius
>disembowel him
>plant his head in front of the local synagogue
>>76284151
grab the bat and kill the roach on roids without hesitation.
>>76284151
shake some ham in his face
>>76284151
>>76285285
Oh japan, what the fuck did i just watch
Is it the fault of the nukes that you are all so weird?
>>76285338
Holy fuck.
>>76285378
Mecca BTFO dot webm
>>76284151
Shoot in face.
Allah gay!
>>76284151
Draw trusty 1911 and mag dump into chest.
Look at those stretch marks on his right shoulder. Clearly this guy built up mass unnaturally quickly and he must've taken some HGH or steroids
>>76285455
2months in tolerance education camp for hate speech
>>76284151
Ask him if his muscles make him bulletproof.
>>76284151
Empty my 9mm, claim personal defense, get out without even a fee because of rampant racism in my country
>>76285478
No shit i thought you can get so big just eating your veggies and have a good training program
>>76285335
Whoops here it is
Ask him why he's crying like a bitch because he got captured
Shoot him.
>>76285048
It's not gay to suck a bro's dick
>>76285629
kek
>>76285393
It is a modern classic, often considered to be the Japanese "Gone With The Wind".
>>76284151
he probably cannot wipe his own ass
>>76284151
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3620037/Flattened-Terrifying-20st-ISIS-executioner-dubbed-Bulldozer-captured-Syrian-army-dumped-half-naked-truck.html
2 posts about this guy in the catalogue now eventhough he was captured by syrian forces. Please check your ISIS news feed achmed.
>>76285338
Jews wrote fake history of mass murder - an omniscient being wouldn't need lamb's blood to tell who's Jewish and who isn't. And it didn't even happen because Egypt didn't have Jewish slaves.
>total lack of monuments
>for what would have been one of the grandest victories in the ancient world
Egyptians fucking loved writing stuff down - anything not written down was not official. And yet for some strange reason they did not write down an absolute triumph over g-d's chosen people.
>shills link to wikipedia and blogs citing the old testament
>>76284151
I'm going to be straight here. I am a cuckold, but I am also a white nationalist. I believe that whites have contributed more to humanity than any other race, space travel, anti—biotics the list goes on. But when it comes down to it, blacks are just better at fucking. Theres no shame in admitting this. There is no shame in admitting that despite the infinite intellectual and moral superiority of the white race, black cock is just better at pleasing women.
>>76284151
Five in the chest, two in the head.
Withdraw and reload with my spare magazine in case he's still up.
>>76284550
Nothing personnel, kid...
>>76284650
>>76284728
>>76284842
>>76285030
>>76285647
>>76285857
Its not the bulldozer The guy in op's pic is an iranian powerlifter.
>>76284151
I suck his dick desu
>>76284151
Put it down.
Chimps are supposed to be in zoos. If they aren't they are dangerous.
>>76284151
one word
shotgun
>GOD BLESS AMERICA
>>76285647
That's not crying, he got knocked the fuck out.
>cruz missiles and shillary bots think that goo sphere is muscle
>>76284151
This faggot is dead already.
>>76285093
Wahey lad
Cry and shit my pants.
Guy that big couldn't hit his own fat titties with his fist. He's slow as fuck. Avoid a tackle and fuck his shit up senpai. If you got behind him and put him in a choke hold, he'd go down like a giant teddy bear.
>>76285048
Nah senpai you're just relieving his sexual emergency
>>76286263
>implying your spaghetti arms would fit around his neck
>>76285892
The Old Testament is full of superstition, but the Death Angel figure always fascinated me.
>>76284151
Ask why there's a pork sausage next to his mouth.
>>76284151
>I have a surprise for you motherfucker. Catch!
>>76284421
Why would you draw on him? I suppose he would get angry if you drew Mohammad on his body, but I don't think he'd let you get close enough to do so.
Seems like a stupid idea.
>>76286510
>Implying trap muscles actually protect your trachea.
Stop shitposting Kangaroochan.
>>76286803
He meant draw his gun Britbong. You know those things you guys can't have legally.
>>76284151
God made man, Sam Colt made them equal. Shoot him anywhere and his balloon like muscles will pop
>>76286835
Do traps even had muscles?
>>76285378
Forgot about that
>>76284151
>This guy comes up to you
>Asks you why you aren't following the local Shariah law
crush him. crush his head like the bug he is
Say "no" in a loud voice, then hit him on the nose with two fingers using moderate but not excessive force if he persists.
If he attacks someone, either grab him by the tail and stick a finger up his pooper, or try to slip a choke-chain around his neck.
Pretty sure that's a Sikh m8
>>76284151
GO FOR THE EYES!!!!!!
Take my pants off. You can scare a big sumbitch with a little pecker.
>>76284358
kek overload
>>76284151
I'd tell him for the same reason he doesn't, and that's the fact that I'm not a muzzy.
>>76284151
shoot him in the knees.
pull out my emergency burger ration of bacon and shove it down his throat with a bat.
maybe gut him and place the bacon in his stomach for him.
I could go on.
>>76286900
Gun shop in my town, Yank.
Two doors down from the church.
I bet he can't kill a man without wearing the mask.
>>76284151
synthol
>>76284151
Would ask him to please get out of the way. He's obtusing my path to sharia's law.
>>76287610
Looks like a nice place to live. Thought your country was shit everywhere.
>>76284151
Stab that fat spic with my Benchmade 1488 times.
Pull down my pants
Piss on his corpse
Open the door
Get on the floor
Allah gonna suck the dinosaur
>>76284354
Hol Up
Hol Up
>>76287610
It's lovely in the countryside.
And don't belive the Burgerclaps when they say we can't have guns. And we are all muslims.
It's 100% white where I live and gun ownership is high.
Cunts are full of shit.
>Teesdale is a dale, or valley, of the east side of the Pennines in England. Large parts of Teesdale fall within the North Pennines Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty (AONB) - the second largest AONB in England and Wales. The River Tees rises below Cross Fell, the highest hill (2,930 feet O.D.) in the Pennines, and its uppermost valley is remote and high. The local climate was scientifically classified as "Sub-Arctic" and snow has sometimes lain on Cross Fell into June (there is an alpine ski area Yad Moss).
>>76284358
Doesn't the UK have the best Cucks?
Do we love the Britcucks folks?
>>76288472
Mis posted.
>>76288472
was meant for
>>76288069
Forgive pls. Been to pub.
>>76284603
100 squats, 100 push ups and 10km running. Every. Single. Day.
>>76284151
Nobody will believe me but I was a middleweight fighter.
36 fights. 18 wins by knockout.
Won't give exact record cuzdoxx
Dudes this yoked are too slow.
Have knocked out giant Mexicans at a bar that were almost this swore.
Fight started on patio
They literally couldn't get their arms up fast enough to protect those chin.
Got kicked out of the bar.
Had to get to car deep in the parking lot before cops came.
Everyone high-fivin me.
Jumped in car and peeled out in front of bar.
Mexican was still unconscious on patio.
>>76288747
Isn't a 'Gudeloupe' a type of fruit?
Posting more of my local gunshop to point out that americans talk shit when they say us bonglanders can't own guns.
I know fuck all about Guadeloupe. It is hot? What language is your first? Are you a nigger? Is it an island? Do you have pirates?
Tell me more mate. I'm thirsty for knowledge.
>>76289178
It's not a fruit. It's from santa guadaloupe I think because the spanish "discovered" the island before. It's not a country, we're French.
>It is hot?
Yes. Winter isn't coming. Never.
>language
Le français, we also speak créole (local language)
>Are you a nigger?
Yes, the niggest.
>Do you have pirates?
Worst, protestant bourgeois who act worst than jews. Zionist to the core.
>>76284151
Don't bogart that synthol my friend. Pass it over to me.
