Who else is fasting right now?
Me alhamdulillah.
me
>>76282484
Flag checks out
>>76282538
please tell me you are that kid
Does intermittent fasting count?
>>76282484
Funny enough, I am...but only because I am /fit/ and am cutting. A little bit too much stomach fat.
>>76282584
>>76282484
>Who else is fasting right now?
I fast for Jesus four times per year. Muslims are weak, one-fast-having pussies.
>>76282484
does having no money for food count?
Currently enjoying a delicious bacon sarnie.
>>76282484
It's never not time to fast
>>76282484
I hope it gets 50° Celsius.
>>76282776
Godspeed brother
>>76282484
I'm a non-Muslim swede but I'm fasting to show my support.
>>76282699
40 days before Christmas?
This is my first Ramadan after converting. Pretty excited.
>>76282891
You're just fat and baiting.
>>76282891
inshallah brother
>>76282588
Intermittent fasting and Ramadan, from my experience are practically the same thing. Most Muslims I know eat late at night and won't eat again till late the next night.
>>76282484
>living around mooslems
I feel sorry for you famalamadingdongs.
>>76282484
Participating in Ramadan will be mandatory soon in germany to not offend the muslim nu-germans.
Screenshot this.
>>76282484
>>76282941
Inshallah brothers, glad to see some more Germans
>>76282776
>>76282863
I thought bacon was outlawd in Britain
>>76282484
I tried, but couldn't make it because I hadn't eaten 24 hours before hand
>>76282584
guys i was gonna start running but then ramadan came. what's the perfect time of the day to jog ? is it safe to jog 30 minutes before breaking the fast ?
>>76282711
kek, came here to post this
>>76282484
Does fasting mean having a ham and cheddar crosssant and a coffee for breakfast? Then yes.
>>76283032
lol no way that's not gonna happen
>>76283205
seriously, i would rather recommend jogging in the evening.
Not drinking any water after running will fuck you up
what happens if mudslimes see you eat during ramadan in a mudslime country? do they beat the shit out of you?
>>76282776
>Currently enjoying a delicious bacon sarnie.
I'm eating a bacon, lettuce and tomato on toast with mayo.
>We live in a time where posts like OP is non-ironic
nah i'm good
>>76282588
I'm doing that crap as well. My idiotic girlfriend convinced me because huur duur it's summer you have to be thin because muh beach.
It sucks and it's stupid
Not me, I am eating tuna paste with crackers its very tasty.
>>76283298
no. lots of people don't fast. even some of them say "i'm just no in the mood". so no, we're not that weird or fucked up.
>>76282484
Fucking die.
>>76282891
>Non-muslim swede
Weak bait desu
>religion is practiced and taken seriously in the year two thousand sixteen
and there's still debate as to mankind's most base illnesses...
just fucking starve to death.
>>76282996
Yeah only I'm reversing it but whatever.
>>76283343
It's not crap buddy, it has been proven to be pretty healthy. You also feel better. Don't know about weight loss, but just stick with it and you'll see.
I'm eating pork you bearded cunt.
>>76283397
your picture is very disrespectful
please delete it
I am, but it's for Kek.
>>76283032
>mandatory ramadan participation
It's damned near that way here, and even for Passover too. That's why I go out of my way to cook during these times, even if I don't eat the food until much later.
Just reminding that Muhammad Burns in hell
ate three double cheeseburgers for lunch for my #DirtyBulk
>>76283504
Why would that bother him? He's not eating the pork
>>76283493
I'm really having trouble since I'm used to eat very little but frequently. Let's hope it's worth it
>>76283525
let's just stop replying to the non-supportive posts.
been farting a lot today
>>76283463
[current year]
>>76283600
you are right, brother
nice dubs
>>76283558
We'll keep a place over here for you if it gets too bad over in eurabia.
One month is so long... I wish it were something like 2 weeks or so.
>>76283366
Good to hear that. in some other countries like Pakistan they probably kill you for eating during ramadan tho
>>76283713
>he wouldn't starve himself to death on the spot for Allah
Hope you don't feel attached to your head.
Should have stayed with Zoroastrianism.
>>76283646
i'd say outright passage of time would be sufficient, one might hope, for large tracts of humanity to realize that there is no form of uncle, grandfather, or old dude in the fucking sky looking down and judging you.
the fucking delusion. and we allow it. it's no worse than indulging these transvestite freaks.
can't expect a lot from the cesspool of modern civilization that is the arab world though.
goatfuckers, man.
your prophet sucks cocks in hell.
>>76282484
Not me.
MAKE MUDSLIMS DEAD AGAIN!
>>76283584
I dropped five pounds in two weeks just doing IF for two days each week. Pretty amazing.
>drink a lot of water
>if you feel like you're going to pass out eat, but only enough until you feel better.
>work your way up. First, don't eat until 9:00 a.m. Do that for three days or so, and then go until noon. Then 3:00 p.m. And so on. If you try to go whole hog right off the bat, you'll fail and get discouraged.
>enjoy getting to know yourself. You will find out how frustrating it is to have food around you yet not eat it, and how good it feels when you finally do eat.
>COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE
Also enjoy the cash savings. Good luck.
inshallah i am currently fasting to the suicide bombing because i am already 10 minutes late bismillah
>>76282484
You won't believe this, but some white cuck at my work is fasting to show solidarity with our Muslim coworkers.
I asked him what he gave up for Lent.
He said nothing, he doesn't care about Lent.
I'm fucking dumbstruck.
>>76283700
Thanks, my burger brother :')
>>76283771
well some people don't practice their religion right, be it the ones who don't fast or the ones who punish them.
>>76283834
>your prophet sucks cocks in hell.
but there is no hell, according to you
>>76283043
>>76282484
Not kidding, give me your address or your facebook. I want to fast with you guys
>>76282484
I swear by the name of the Allah, The most merciful; If the Westerns won't stop the bomb the Muslim countries. if the westerners won't stop funding terrorist who kill Muslims. If the westerners won't stop to kill Muslims, more Muslim man will come to Europe. And more Muslims to fuel the European civil war Westerners: Do you want a race war? Do you want your cities in fire? Then go on. Go on the kill the Muslims. but we will take revenge. We are here. waiting you. If you're men. come to battlefield. Vallahi. We will hunt you like a bird. Allah with us. Allah is our savior. You. You have no savior. We waiting for heaven. You wait for hell.
La ilahe ilallah muhammeden resulallah
>>76282484
Is fasting an argument?
I am
>>76282484
i just ate a tuna samich for lunch i will eat a ham samich with bacon on it... dont know whats for diner
>>76283870
i cringe so hard at people that do this. they really don't have to.
>>76283870
Ask him what is the punishment for apostasy.
Ask him what is the punishment for homosexuality.
>>76283946
>Do you want a race war?
yes please
>>76283713
Oh come on we know you don't do it. We know real Iranians.
>ramadan rolls around
>make a big show of fasting
>go in the back room
>guy brings in barbari and the samovar
>maybe even some cheese
>go back out and pretend nothing happened
>next group of guys goes in
Come on just ask your parents what really happened before the Revolution.
>>76282484
>even knowing what ramadamadingdong is
>>76283910
i can appropriate whatever terminology i wish to use, achmed.
I'm waiting for my pulled pork to finish so I can have a sandwich.
>>76282484
I'm in a 12 hour fast. Waiting for McDonald to switch to the daytime menu so I can get my Double Quarter Pounder and a McRib.
>>76283946
You, I support you. Where in Israel do you live? Mind putting your facebook here?
>>76283946
>Allah with us.
Surely Allah does not forgive the sin of ascribing partners to Him and He may forgive any sin short of that for whomsoever He wills.
>>76282484
I'm eating pork
>>76284106
>McRib
Literally the only thing McDonalds still sells that tastes good besides their Wildberry Smoothies. Which is weird because it's not natural in the slightest.
>>76284161
Allah is The Most Merciful, He will forgive anyone as long as they're sorry.
>>76284032
>all Iranians are the same
>>76284396
He won't forgive the worst sin, that is assigning partners to Him. Allah chooses His own partners.
Learn your religion, camel rapist.
>>76284403
Top kek!
>>76282891
>Sweden
>Being cucked
The jokes write themselves.
>>76282484
>mfw coincidentally fasting to stay thin
>>76282484
im eating pork actually
>>76284403
You can tell Muhammad is thoroughly enjoying that cock by the look on his face and the way Muhammad's lips are on the tip of that cock.
10/10 would like Muhammad suck my cock.
>be american kid living in middle east
>go to american embassy school
>1/4th of the kids are rich muslim locals
>friends with one named Nassar
>during lunch go to cafeteria like normal
>muslim kids all go to Arabic teachers room instead
>have next period in computer lab with Nassar
>stash some chips in my pocket
>spend class throwing food at starving arab
I feel bad in retrospect
>>76283298
Non-muslims are exempt from everything. Although to be kind and courteous, they are advised to eat and drink privately to not tempt those who are fasting. This is the special time when all the goodies are produced, special cakes, desserts and food that is made once a year.
>>76282484
I am eating #porkburger
>>76284815
>I feel bad in retrospect
fucking pussy
>>76284829
>they are advised to eat and drink privately to not tempt those who are fasting.
I got yelled at by the cops in Abu Dhabi for hugging my girlfriend while waiting for a taxi.
>>76284871
>fucking pussy
he was a cool dude
>>76284852
You have been eating that shit your whole life special snowflake. It doesn't bother anyone.
>>76284940
That is really sad. Arabs are such degenerates.
>>76283910
there is a hell, believe me, i've seen it
[spoiler] there is a heaven, let's keep it a secret [/spoiler]
>>76282484
>Who else is fasting right now?
I'm waiting for Long John Silvers to open so I can binge.
>>76282484
Fuck no. #DeathToIslam
>>76282941
Did your wifes son made you convert or was it the guy fucking her?
Literally eating ham and eggs for breakfast.
>>76284815
>be american kid living in middle east
>lived in huge high-rise apartment building
>routinely shot rice through straws at locals below
Don't feel bad at all.
>go to american school
>only a few locals, again wealthy as fuck
>made fun of them unmercifully
Those kids really didn't have a chance. Most were haffus.
>>76285107
America's already dead, You can't see it because you're blinded by delusions
>>76282484
Lol, you actually think muslims fast during ramadan? they do not, in the muslim world its actually known as the days of feasting, they eat more during that time than any other time.
Also, the practice predates the existence of Islam by several centuries, it has nothing to do with it, it was merely adopted but shhh, dont let anyone know or they might get angry at something that existed before Allah.
>>76285006
>Arabs are such degenerates.
Yeah I got the feeling they didn't treat Ramadan in the rich arab countries like they did elsewhere.
What's the point of fasting if the moment the sun goes down you eat 6000 calories of sweets. That's just called binging.
I'm going to eat so much pork today I will vomit and then I'll eat more pork. Burn to death all you mudshits
>>76282484
Watching Musdlimes starve for a month while eating my recently bought Jamon Iberico. It makes it even more delicious.
>>76285322
who cares, we're doing it anyway and what you said mean nothing to any muslims.
>>76284829
Yet pakis have no respect for the secular and/or non-muslim communities here.
>>76282484
I haven't had lunch yet
>>76282484
Fuck off mud slime
>>76282891
What a faggot, your Viking ancestors are rolling in their graves.
>>76285217
I remember some of them would go to the water fountain to swish water around but not swallow.
I bet they were cheating.
>>76282484
yeah fasting because broke
>>76285476
neither does honesty, pride, dignity or respect. Indonesian muslims are easily the worst and are known as niggers over there according to friends of mine.
>stealing christmas lights
>>76284829
dont you guys kill people that leave islam though?
>>76283525
Fuck off, your presence on this board is disrespectful to us you pretentious self-righteous prick.
>>76285846
haha oh man i wish i was a nigger though, imagine all the priviledge. and respect you said ? you know nothing about respect, no one on this board does.
or you people can just hide the thread and move on with your life. being triggered is a lot more cucky than being just calm and not bothered while enjoying the ramadan feast.
>>76286272
off topic but do you eat this? only food from indonesia i've had, its good
>>76286351
yes sometimes (eating too much instant noodles isn't good) and yes they're hella good.
>>76282484
your wifes son
wow, so much hate in this thread
i just wanna live in peace and follow my religion.
is that too much to ask for?
>>76284106
God Bless (You)
I'm more advanced I'm speeding
>>76289897
yeah
retards shouldn't be tolerated
I should be fasting
because i'm fat
>>76289897
fuck off back to the middle east and die in the sun with the rest of your kind.
Do you have to swear off young boys for ramadan
>>76290428
>middle east
nice meme.
I am from turkey, that means i am european
>>76290693
that's even fucking worse, you're a turkroach. fuck off back to your shithole of an excuse for a country.
>>76282484
I am not fasting but i am gonna eat Tokat Kebabı.
>>76282484
I was, but because I'm poor and out of a job and thus can't afford food
But now that I know its Ramadän, I may get some money from my savings and take my girl out for a feast. What do you think would be the most insulting...
Going to a Lebanese restaurant and ordering pulled pork?
>>76290901
...with coca cola.
>>76282932
It's 40 days before Easter, roach. There's no required fast before Christmas in Christianity
>>76291039
do what you want brother
you have your believes and i have mine, but we are all children of allah, there is no reason for conflict
enjoy the meal with your girlfriend
>>76290901
>>76291102
and then Kadayıf.
i will make opening with Yoğurt Soup.
>>76291194
My uncle's from Tehran, but he abandoned Islam a few years after college. So during our Lent (the entire family was Catholic until he came in) he eats steaks in front of us on Fridays..
I'm a touch salty.
>>76291424
i forgot pic
>>76282484
Daily reminder that 72 years ago the Germans were killed on French beaches by Jewish dogs
>>76284940
Underage b&
>>76282484
Only because I'm a coke fiend
>>76285006
Uncommon
>>76282484
Getting ready to have a ham and swiss.
Who is İskender Kebap here?
>>76282484
Only a slave would put up with the bullshit Islam makes you do. Enjoy starving yourselves during solstice season, you fools!
If Americans have been muslim, they would eat burgers in iftar.
>>76291729
So kebeb stores can still cook kebeb, just not eat anything?
>>76282484
If there's ever a civil war between muslims and human I suppose we should start it in the middle of Ramadan.
>>76292313
Most of them arent being opened daytime. But you can eat pizza or burger.
>>76282484
I´ve been fasting for years on and off with no proper regulation just when i felt like it.
been 10 years now or so , still eat some proper meal once per day or some sandwiches.
i am preparing my body and mind when food is at a shortage and i´ve the holy spirit guiding me.
i´m far beyond your petty delusions and constant argueing.
i´ve been assigned by checkem to do what must be done.
those that are worthy of saving , will be saved.
those that speak against the most highest and slender his work that is the creation of all.
shall perish with the devil and his minions into eternal brimstone.
it's funny being the only one in a muslim country not fasting. seeing all the people nearly dieing of dehydration because its way to hot and they are not allowed to drink is great
>>76282484
Haven't eaten all day. Guess I should fry some bacon.
>>76282484
I'm also fasting, but that's because I was too busy with work. On my way to have a nice Indian curry now
>>76282484
wtf bruh,ramadan isn't until the 8/6/16
>>76282699
Dude... dunno where your info is from but muslims fast for around 28 days a year, plus extra 2 or 3 spread throughout the year
I've been listening to al-rassooli, I know, I'm not supposed to, but he is one of my guilty pleasures.
>>76291898
Muslims are literally slaves to Allah, it says thisin the Quran
I am a Muslim and everyone I know also believes this.
>>76291729
Is that gravy or is that guy simply pouring grease all over that dish? It looks pretty tasty outside of that.
>>76282484
I fly + and - 12 through timezones everyday. As long as I can't see the sun, I eat all the donuts.
>>76283120
hello fellow jordanian. here in salt you would get killed for not fasting
>>76293252
It is a special butter. It is called tereyağ. There are hundreds of kebabs in Turkey and İskender kebab is the most famous one.
>>76282484
إني صائم يا صديقي
Come on British summer. Show up for once in your life and bake these dehydrated lunatics.
I'm fasting only because I'm an alcoholic and its only 12:20 am here, but I'm almost ready for some great Australian cuisine like pic related.
It's pretty funny that I'm expecting an attack like it's a game, wondering where it'll be and what dominos it'll knock down.
It's not even if, it's just when. That's pretty fucked up desu.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm
>>76293500
Ah, I see. It sounds good but like a burger--pretty unhealthy if you eat them too much.
>>76292853
They can't even drink water during the fast? Damn, that has to be fucking torture when you live in the middle of the desert.
>>76293599
Checked
Also dunno where you live but it's pretty sunny outside in yorkshire
I'm fasting but doing my work indoors so i'm bretty good :)
Fasting between meals here.
>>76293077
magreb always fucks it up , always a day later than the rest.
you even CHEAT with the clock by changing it during ramadan LOL.
cheaters.
>>76282568
kek
>>76282484
im eating bacon. is that fasting?
>>76294311
>you even CHEAT with the clock by changing it during ramadan
How that even works? Top kek.
>>76283853
I haven't eaten yet if that's what you mean.
I have read Muhammad biography. He was evil. How can anybody follow him?
>>76282484
Kill yourselves in sillence and alone
>>76294894
Muhammad (pbuh) was a great visionair and reformer, like Napoleon or Hitler
I haven't eaten a muslim in a few days, you are right.
>>76285938
Moonman is part of Ramadan?
>>76286023
c'mon it's european humor, he is not really muslim.
>>76282484
Oh thank god the Muslims who come in on Monday nights won't be in today, what a great holiday
>>76294436
during ramadan , the government set the clock 1 hour back so they can eat sooner.
the moment ramadan is finished , they set the clock back to normal.
>>76282484
Wowzers only eating at night? Please bless the kuffars of 4chan with your mystical wisdom of how you could go a whole 14 hours without eating. Your sacrifice to your schizophrenic epileptic pederast is truly remarkable.
Bacon for breakfast
Slow BBQ'd ribs for lunch
Couple beers with my dinner later
you know your country is dying when they talk about the ramadan on the national news.
tolerance is going to be the death of europe.
>>76282484
not me
>>76283700
>burger power fantasies
http://fortune.com/2015/03/10/american-millennials-are-among-the-worlds-least-skilled/
http://america.aljazeera.com/articles/2015/6/25/whites-on-target-to-become-a-us-minority.html
>>76295498
doubtful information. where i live it only matters where the sun sets or rises.
>>76282484
Why would i starve myself? Fasting is stupid as fuck
>>76282484
Me
Mashallah my brother
>>76282484
I'm fasting right now, but that's only because I don't know what to eat right now
>>76285044
And it was good.
>starving yourself for a month because a schizophrenic evil warlord said to over 1000 years ago
Mudslimes are the biggest problem on earth.
Muslims actually put on more weight in Ramadan. It is a gluttony festival.
>>76285801
>Implying they're not feasting in Valhalla right now
>>76282891
>>76285317
HOW ARE YOU TYPING THIS
>>76282891
Mashallah my brother
Thank you
>>76282484
Ramadan starts on my birthday, I still forget when it is, my birthday is more important, it changes every year right?
>>76297748
Not my birthday, Ramadan changes?
>>76296004
>The most populated countries are China and India.The third one doesn't even have half their population (USA).
>The majority of their people are Asian and Hindu respectively
>Somehow white people are a plague
>>76296179
Morocco Pauses DST for Ramadan
RSS
Published 9-Jun-2015
Morocco pauses Daylight Saving Time (DST) for 5 weeks during the month of Ramadan, starting Sunday, June 14, 2015.
At 3:00 (3 am) WEST Sunday, June 14, the Moroccan clocks are set back 1 hour to standard time 2:00 (2 am) WET.
The clocks will be turned forward again 1 hour 5 weeks later, on Sunday, July 19, 2015 from 2:00 (2 am) WET to 3:00 ( 3am) WEST.
Shorter Evenings for Ramadan
According to a Moroccan law from 2012, Daylight Saving Time will be paused for 5 weeks during the Muslim month of Ramadan (June 18 – July 17, 2015).
The pause in the DST schedule is designed to shorten evenings, making it easier for Muslims to observe the Ramadan fast during hours of daylight.
>>76282484
My pork is delicious.
>>76298485
How is cheating Allah allowed?
Is Ramadan on the same fucking day every year, if so count me for 31 years being too interested in my own birthday and eating a fuck off cake at mid-day to commence Ramadan
>>76298485
this is not cheating. DST is for productivity, business, saving money. Ramadan has to follow the natural time. It makes sense.
mfw no DST here and it's great
FUCK OFF STUPID SANDNIGGER WE HATE YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT FUCK OFF BACK TO THE MIDDLE EAST YOU DUMB RETARD I HATE YOU FUCK OFF
>>76282891
Thanks bro, we appreciate it.
>>76282484
>>76282484
Who #hamsandwich here?
I'm having a beer by the pool and enjoying some pork loin and pork steak with my family.
None of your barbaric culture here dunemonkey.
>fast all day
>eat at night
that's not how you fast
>>76282484
I showed my respect for my muzzie brethren today by fasting between luncheon and supper. But by Jove they were some good sausages and pork chops.
Kill all ARABS AND MUSLIMS.
>>76282891
same brother!
>>76284407
bale keh hastan mageh bishtare javoonahje iran ruseh migiran?
>kek koskhol nabash daddash
>>76282484
I'm eating bacon right now
>>76282484
HAPPY RAMA-DON, YOU TERRORISTS
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
>>76282484
What's the fasting equivalent of not killing people?
>>76282711
Same
>>76300023
>that flag
why am I not surprised
>>76282484
we all eat this and other pork all month long day and night!
>>76295131
Rather like Hitler or Stalin, murderer
>>76293384
I'm in Amman right now. A lot of non-Jordanians around so the locals seem to care less.
>>76293868
no drinking, also a course called suhoor is required before sun rise, like getting up at 3:30am to fill your belly then go back to bed
the whole thing is unhealthy as fuck
>tv channel commercial
>preview of upcoming shows
>"And Happy Ramadan to our Muslim viewers!"
Needless to say I destroyed the TV in a fit of rage.
YOU WON'T MAKE EUROPE HOME.
>>76283493
Source, you mudslide cuck.
>>implying a blanket rule of fasting is sensical.
>>76291898
for me the crazy thing isn't the fasting. muslim prayers are crazy long, convoluted in terms of a series of movements, and must be performed in arabic even in countries where it isn't the language.
imagine having to memorize a song and dance in another language, then do it five times a day and always know which direction to face while doing it
>>76283525
Lol
>>Delete
>>Internet
>>76282891
>>76282891
>>76283571
>>Religion of peace
>>hates everything that isn't "religion of peace"
>>76282484
Me, 4 more hours to go.
lol my Bosnian friend can't do it
what a weak cuck can't make it trough 18 hours without food? Bosnians are the worst Muslims desu
I'm getting pretty fucking hungry guys. And I've been drinking coffee all day.
>>76282484
I'm fasting as a part of my Cultural Anthropology class. The teacher gave a really interesting extra credit assignment and it's made me very curious about Islam.
Apparently this Friday he is going to lead some students to a mosque for something, and I'm wondering if I should attend.
>>76306258
>prayers complicated
It really doesn't take long to learn at all. As an American, it's probably a good thing to know so when ISIS comes in with their firing squads, you can prove you're Muslim by being able to pray.
Also it impresses the fuck out of people when you can do it.
I knew it in about two weeks. In doing so I learned that if I want to learn anything, do it five times a day. If I can learn the prayers that way, it will work for anything.
>tfw haven't even tried to pray in years
>afraid most of it will be forgotten
>>76299904
>Kill all ARABS AND MUSLIMS.
You're an Arab too
Aloha snackbar
>>76301835
have you heard that some still can´t go to 4chan without proxies in iran?
i hope you die
>>76284680
>that flag
you a mudslime?
>>76285801
They don't have graves, do they?
>>76283612
Moi meme
>>76282484
>>76290153
Quality shitpost
>>76286162
>unironicaly being a muslim
please kill yourself
>>76282484
>flag
