>Be me
>Try to think of a shitpost idea
>Can't
>Shitpost anyway
That's the origin story of this thread, a bit better than some other origin stories like the Bible because at least it is factual.
How do you shitpost?
>>76261961
Please, please kill yourself.
It's shitposters like you that give this country it's humiliating shitposting reputation.
>>76262045
>Country
Australia is a consonant.
>>76262006
Look Italy, it comes natural to Aussies.
>>76262131
Share your secrets
>>76262091
It's a country and a continent.
It can be both.
I bet you're one of THOSE people who correct spelling mistakes just to get a superiority boner.
>>76261961
Nigga, you know what you need? Game. And I ain't talking about no video game like Pac Man.
You need to drive a nice car, wear fashionable clothes, use expensive cologne. Soon you'll be swimming in pussy. You can pick up literally any girl at a club or bar if you know the right moves.
Sure I used to dream of finding a "soul mate" too, but trust me, that just doesn't happen. The sooner in life you embrace Game theory the better.
>>76262194
I suppose you think Africa is a country aswell, ha?
>>76261961
May I inquire the of the sacred path called shitpost?
Why does this void need to be filled?
Who fills this void?
What ultimately satisfies this void?
When does the void return its bounty?
Why does the void exist?
The shitpost is the ultimate red pill, teach me o aussie!
>>76262323
The ultimate redpill is you are a KEK KEK CUK CUKC UCK CUK CUK CUK KEK CuCK cUCK
Can I get some dubs please
>>76262232
Africa is a continent which contains a collection of countries.
I'm going to stop responding to you now, your bait isn't even good.
>>76262421
my rice are like tiny white doo doos
uhmm... how wise master
>>76262536
>I was only pretending to be retarded
>>76262578
Holy shit you were only pretending? You got me good there Italy I thought you were actually retarded the whole time nice prank 9/11 I r8 m8
>>76262664
you have neglected me for another
my honor is forever tarnished...
good thing I have a gun
>>76262664
I thought that was ivory Coast.
>>76262726
Make sure to use it on a nigger before yourself
>>76262758
Oh wise one I see the error in your statement,
I can exterminate another 7 dyndus before myself
And it would even be irresponsible for me to not make it 9 total.
>>76262726
>the image
no... NO!
>>76262006
Like this.
I bet you thought I would say something funny, nope.
>>76262194
Australia is a big island. I know because I can see it from my house. In New Zealand we call it Australia Island.
>>76263001
I guess I'm always shitposting so.
>>76261961
After seeing the posts in this thread I feel that some medicine is going to be necessary.
I'm prescribing you all one dose.
>>76263144
gracias dubs doc
>>76262194
Australia is a country on the continent of Oceania.
>>76263028
>>76263144
Please someone shoot me in the fukcing face, maybe not the face. I want to feel the pain as I slowly die.
>>76261961
10/10, Bravo Nolan
>>76262194
NO, IT'S A FUCKING CONSONANT
>B, C, D, AUSTRALIA, F, G, H, J, etc
