Russian Federation Council reports about NATO preparation for "global strike" against Russia.
https://tvrain.ru/news/udar-410763/
WHATS GOING ON?
WWIII HAPPENING THREAD
>>76201140
comfy here. summer is at full swing.
>>76201366
2/2
>>76201140
Time to put down the vodka commrade.
>>76201450
soon
>>76201140
Are you ready to start living in these comfy houses, Ivan? It's time to drop the marxism c:
>>76201847
yeah, that barren rock was target of ultimate interest.
>>76201848
Those are cardboard nigger squats. Wtf?
>"Пpoиcхoждeниe" кaк cyщecтвитeльнoe oзнaчaющee нынeшнee coбытиe
Чypкa нepyccкaя\10
Cкpыл
>>76201366
>>76201450
Goddamn coast and islands, not a single fucking tree.
I always get depressed when I leave my green continental part of Croatia for this desert.
>>76201140
TOMORROW
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>>76201848
We have very few houses like this.
>>76201140
I just don't care anymore, just nuke everything.
>>76201140
FUCK FUCK FUCK NOT YET
I DON'T WANT A WAR RIGHT NOW
NEXT YEAR PLEASE
>>76202487
I'm ok with that.
>>76201140
Nice. It's about time to end this mess.
>>76201848
you don't build houses from wood in Europe.
Wood is for barns.
>>76201140
Why'd she stop skating?
>>76201140
Not happening. Read it the dude says that there are too few NATO troops to present any threat but the bases will be used to stockpile weapons in preparation for a strike. He also said that the countries housing the bases will be destroyed first in the event of war
>>76203448
>Wood is for barns.
And shacks.
>>76201140
It's a fake injected by Putins trolls...
>>76201140
>NATO
NATO long ago dead so you wanted to say USA
>>76203611
That cute blue eyed blonde with silky white skin is so beauti... Whats this? Is that a? IT'S A FUCKING SHITSKIN RUINING EVERYTHING THAT'S WHAT IT IS!
>>76203448
You are totally wrong, it depends on where in Europe you are if you build from wood or not.
Wood is easy to work with. A lot of houses in Scandinavia are built of wood.
Tomorrow at 05:00 an attack from be launched from Tiraspol, with the target of Romanian NATO missile shield.
>>76204018
*What's
>>76201140
>Sons of russian oligarchs get in trouble with the police and FSB
>All of them get away almost literally for free (a whooping 75$ fine for driving on the opposite lane and trying to race with cops)
>EдPo and government officials suddenly start another wave of "evul NATO" meme forcing and fearmongering
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
>>76203611
Yulia is not like that.
>>76201140
stay strong russkie
End it all russia. Im tired...
>>76201140
yeah, ww3 is already on.
The potential flashpoint in the south china sea is much more concerning desu.
>>76204190
Post more Yulia
>>76201140
>Balts will invade Russia with 10 NATO tanks stationed here.
It's just the old Vova is preparing healthy soil for 2018 presidential elections.
>>76201997
The bantz are strong with you
>>76201140
Barbarossa part 2 electric nigeroo is upon you Ivan.
>>76204527
Only the best ones.
>>76204495
Niet.
Ask an American in Moscow almost anything
>>76201140
put us out of our misery Vlad
>>76204817
are russkie girls good or are you a socially anxious fag
>>76201140
Cheget when?
>>76204817
Is knowing basic Russian still enough to be in Moscow or did you also had to take designated Chechen language course before going there?
>>76204817
Where are you?
>>76204962
I have a qt trad Russian gf. She's a prude but I think I'm in love tbqh
>>76205148
Basic Russian is all I need and all I operate with. I can order food, train tickets, and have menial conversations with people. A little goes a long way
>>76205305
I live near Patriarch's Ponds
>>76201140
>NATO
>First strikes
I thought NATO was about defense.
>>76204817
When do you leave, filthy nigger?
>>76205669
we located our country too close to their military bases
Russia out numbers by large part even in western region. As well, those abm shields are pretty fucking useless as even tests prove both SM-3, PAC-3 and THAAD are spotty at best in taking down the Scud or Tochka-U. No one is stupid like that. U threatened Iran outright, and nothing.
Somebody get rid of this man stalinist method pls
>>76206391
they are the most alpha commies in europe. sweden would like them
>>76205830
end of the month((((((
>>76206779
killyourself ahmed
>>76205645
Woah, tovarish, I was just joking about Moscow being filled with churkas, I didn't expect to get a serious answer.
>Basic Russian is all I need and all I operate with.
Have you tried to master Russian case system? I heard that English speakers have a really hard time learning it.
>>76206744
fuck off, communism doesn't work
If you ever try it again I'll personally travel to your shithole and exterminate the scum
>>76203448
Some wood houses last a very long time. You'd be lucky to live in some of the "wood" basically mansions my extended family owns in new England. Quit being a retard.
>>76207789
The case system is difficult but it pales in comparison to your goddamn intonations and stresses
>>76207637
k den
>>76205669
>nato
>first strike
Pick only one
oh hi this thread again
am moving to kaliningrad next year anybody been there? want to do naval infantry service to make mama proud :)
>>76205645
how easy to get slav gf as foreigner?
mummy want the grandchildren so
>>76207891
It's still a better alternative than European cuckoldism тbh faм
This is now a Yulia thread
>>76209029
depends. It helps to know the language. I speak English with my girl but there was a guy I lived with who spoke pretty decent Russian and had like 3-4 girls on rotation. You can really impress them with all the stuff there is to do around Moscow. Go out and do something new everyday. Girls here are gorgeous and the guys are in short supply. Just get a Tinder and go to work my dude.
>>76209161
no, it is not, you weeb.
>>76209432
>>76209664
>>76207891
i didn't said that i like them. why are you bullying me :(
>>76203189
Dude, fuck you.
We sent you a wassap, an e-mail and we even slipped a panflet under your door.
No signs of life and you want to delay it to the next year?
Sorry pal but the party starts with or without you. Some of us alredy rented our suits for the occassion.
>>76209712
>>76209757
>>76209820
Why are Russian girls so qt,3.14
>>76209860
>>76209912
>>76209884
I don't know but I want a Russian wife.
>>76209952
>>76209986
>>76201140
thank god we have Obama to set up a bizaro world cuban missile crisis
truly he is the best foreign relations president we have ever had
>>76209967
we all go to russia and marry lady then move to euronesia with wife and make babbies
>>76205645
Hmm... I meet american at Saint Patrick's Day party near Patriarch's Ponds. We get drunk and he and some other people throw me into the water, and then police arrest us all. It was fun.
>>76210049
The code on Skyking for the SB-3 Ghouls to strike primary targets in Russia is "Masterpiece." The authentication is Victor X-ray.
The cassius belli will be an explosion in Narva, Estonia and said to be the work of "Little Green Men" on orders from Moscow.
June 7th, around 1430 GMT.
>>76210391
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>>76210089
>>76209967
>>76209884
>>76210324
Fuck off niggers.
>>76210089
I agree.
Ivan calm the fuck down. NATO does not want to invade Russia. They keep churning out Cold War era propaganda. Your paranoia about us invading you confuses us Americans. We know better than that.
>>76204018
Look at his neck, he is not muslim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REUnoI4yLgg
>>76211157
Well I know for sure you're not a mudslime with that %0.12 of them in your country according to 2011 statistics. Good on you.
>>76211557
Woops I meant %0.14. Better be careful they breed like rabbits.
>>76201140
>Russian information sources
>>76201140
>Russian media
>>76201140
>Russian radio
>>76201140
>Russian websites
>>76201140
>Russian government
>>76201140
>Believing anything the Russian Jew ever says
>>76211990
>>76212012
>>76212044
Would you know something about TVRain, you would be ashamed of how retarted you are.
>>76212111
I like your numbers, forgotten Polan.
>>76201140
Sounds like things are falling apart in Russia, and Putin is talking shit to get peoples minds off the cluster fuck him and his cronies created.
>>76212229
If you knew anything about your country you would throw yourself into the sea.
>>76201140
They wanna dispose of you before Trump has chance to join forces with Putin. Calling it now.
>>76212229
Tell me about TVRain
>>76201140
>tvrain
Opposition propaganda.
>>76203448
im building my house out of stone for sure
future generations mang
>>76201140
>>76211456
>>76211456
>>76211456
RISK THREAD - IT'S HAPPENING
CONQUER THE AMERICAS
RISK THREAD
>>76201450
I remember when I went to the beach in Jovici and marveled at how beautiful it is but in the middle of no where and you have to hike through desert like conditions or hike a ride on a tractor.
>russians
>white
>>76209432
berlinner please go/ post her nudes
>>76212456
this they can also declare "national emergency" and try to postpone elections
>>76212520
It has the same news source as sputniknews- putin
>>76203448
Tbhqfbpbpbp famalam...
>>76212738
There are no nudes :(
>>76212728
Country : Turkey
lel
>>76214476
don't you have qt's to fuck in germany, achmed?
>>76203611
Where's the rest like this?
>>76214726
>Germany
>qts
>>76201140
Stop shitting up the board with happening threads and Elon Musk cocksucking. Go back to /po/rasha where you belong.
>>76210391
"casus" belli
>>76201140
Obvious Ivan propeganda is obvious. The only thing NATO ever does is watch Ivan test attack abilities and try to set up defenses against them because US gov is convinced that once russia/china has decisive military superiority over the rest of the world that the US will be wiped off the map by Ivan&friends. The problem is that Ivan seems to consider putting up defensive measures to be the same as putting up *offensive* measures.
No layperson in hamburger land that I've met wants to conflict with russia.
>>76216190
Pic related. I want to believe in a qt-krautland.
>>76217644
No, faggot. The grills here are fucking ugly. Probably the ugliest women in Europe (after British ones)
>>76217862
Uglier than Finns?
>>76217970
Probably. Although Finns are ugly as well.
Fuck, not again
Can globalists just fuck off?
Or if you want war as much as oxygen, why can't you just put president vs president in a sword fight to declare winner? It would be much more efficient, only 1 dead or maimed instead of millions, also way more cool
I pray every day to God for peace on earth and for Poland to keep existing
>>76205645
Здpaвcтвyйтe. I want to visit Russia
one of these days, and I'm wondering
how to set up a short term way I can
live there. What process did you go through
to find work and stable housing?
>>76204190
She's perfect. That passive smirk and natural look. Perfect. Needs to be protected from filth who would use her body for themselves to get her career further.
>>76201140
>>76219959
>Sword fight
Nah, Mario Kart. Shit gets heated. Would be a good watch. And, after enough go arounds, they may grow the fuck up, stop taking themselves too seriously, and be friendly enough stop launching us common folk into bloodbaths and shit trade agreements.
>Ivan begins research on weaponization of Blue Spiny Shells.
>No harm done.
>>76212400
$20 a month can help these poor faggots receive needed chairs. Please donate today
>>76209912
holy fuck
>>76220855
Doubles present confirmation on how wars should be done from 2016 onwards
>Mr President, I think this sanctions against my country is unacceptable!
>Yeah? Ivan! Get my controller, we are going to war
>>76209820
das it mane
>>76221697
Then, with their lightened workload, our engineers could work more on food, water,education, energy, etc.
And a little less on "The Mother Of All Bombs" (srsly baby boomers?), The "bunker buster" (sounds like a wet-willy), and whatever they called the missle that can be guided through front door of a mudhut and pick which hair of Saddam's moustache to hit before leveling a city block.
>>76222462
Seriously, this is what future should look like. Less focus on killing each other and stealing resources, more focus on trade, crafting, and civilization upgrades
>>76222462
Bernie supporter, plz go.
If anything, we need a bigger military now more than ever, and a nuke for every man woman and child inside Russia and China.
If we want to see our economy boom, put the people to work assembling iron, lead and steel into shapes and tools that can kill Ruskies dead.
Reactivate the bomber fleets in reserve, start flying 24 hour nuclear combat patrols again, give each Baltic state a squadron of unused F-16s sitting at Davis-Montham and build replacements for the Ohio-class boomers at a rate of 4 per year.
>>76212178
What's was your point again, kurwanigger?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUB0zehZHj8
>state media creates a fake "refugee" family to lie about who the refugees are
>>76212400
You bums would be as poor as Ivan desu if wasn't for EU gibsmedats.
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/may/01/eu-poland-10-years-economic
>>76223401
>Anyone who thinks war is destructive is a liberal/democrat/cuck
>Obsolete baby boomer detected
Bernie supporter my ass. I lube my bolts with liberal tears.
You need to realize that war is for the benifit of the wealthy at the cost of everyone else. That we *already* have enough nukes for every man woman and child. And, that if just one of those nukes gets off their chain that every living thing on god's forsaken earth is no longer living.
If you're so eager to die, then kill your damned self and be rid of the buttfrustration of forign affairs *and* near-sighted CNN/FOX NEWS "solutions".
