YLYL
simples
this thread is shit, let me help
>>76169827
anyone have more of these?
>>76170332
If this is real, my life is complete.
>>76170332
link to the porn pls
>>76170511
Just search for Mia Khalifa on any streaming site. It's like her most popular video.
>>76170511
Www.google.com
Mia khalifa mom scene
How hard is this shit
>>76170511
Mia Khalifa stepmom Juliana Vega fucks and sucks her boyfriends cock
>>76170653
well now that I know her name, not hard at all
unlike muh dik
>>76170411
My literal face when
So fucking deserved
>>76170411
>>76171009
>germany is brown
>>76171009
When are you joining lad
>>76170411
>>76170411
this gives me a boner
>>76170847
best laugh itt
>>76170402
It's porn
>>76170411
I never understood the pitbull thing till I encountered one in the states. I swear it felt like it was made out of lead and bricks when it crashed into me. She was only a puppy still too. How the fuck did these things come into being?
>>76171009
What's the picture from? Shouldn't everyone be black like in every other material made by western media?
>>76171009
>that tanned german
>>76170411
how come th most retarded dog owners are the ones with pitbulls, rottweilers, dobermanns or german sheperds? Every. Fucking. Time it's some white-trash dimwit with self-esteem issues.
>>76170411
This just makes me sad, she clearly really cared about her pet. It's a shame, she wasn't even training it to be aggressive. All edgelords laughing at this are faggots.
>>76171319
Thick knots.
>>76171213
I had one try to bust in my car window one time while I frantically tried to get the window up and back the fuck out of that driveway
wrote that one down as a no-go.
similar situation when my boss went by and we just said fuck it
I worked for the (((Census)))
in the rural south
>>76171009
>>76171213
>How the fuck did these things come into being?
They were literally bred to be fighting dogs. Generations and generations of selective breeding. Similar to how greyhounds are just the sleekest things that exist.
>>76171319
same reason why those same people drive shitbox cars with chrome rims, have tattoos, piercings, smoke, drink take drugs, watch reality tv etc.
>>76170651
>it's like
>like
I'm keeping my eye on you
> implying people have the power to fix the eu
kek
>>76171226
>most trustworthy: Germany
We really are doomed.
>>76171319
I have a 7 year old german shepherd, the only violent thing she's done is bark at people who walk too close to our front gate.
>>76169483
>>76171009
>13 boys
>15 girls
muh görl powär
>>76171527
yeah but she would fucking rip your arm off if they entered. i'm not against that but there is such a fine line between that and getting attacked if she gets away from you in the street or something.
Trump knows if he were to go up against Sanders in the general that he would probably lose. So he's playing the same game the MSM has been playing all along, pretend that Bernie Sanders doesn't exist, blackout 90% of Sanders coverage. See, TPTB and Trump are both far more afraid of Bernie than they are of Clinton.
>>76171578
>>76171583
>2016
>not identifying as an attack helicopter
>>76171700
>>76171600
Nice dubs, but she's very obedient. I often don't even put her on a lead when I take her for a run.
fuck off to /b/
>>76170847
Lost
>>76171722
>>76171163
lmao
One can only hope...
>>76171342
This
>>76169827
Fucking lost it
>>76171757
That's not even remotely funny.
>>76171772
>>76171734
some cunt had a german shep off the leash in the park the other day. the dog didn't come near me but what a cunt for even doing that. i love dogs, just not other people's because you know the majority of people are dumb cunts and don't know how to own a dog.
>>76170411
"He din do nuffin, he a good boy. Hee need more money for dem treats!"
My dog.
>>76171805
>>76171009
>>76171319
I've have two Cane Corsos what does that say about me?
>>76171009
>Portugal is just a straight up nig
HERECY
>>76171845
>>76169483
>>76171810
>park
I just take her for runs around the streets at 5:30 am. Never had a problem.
>>76171873
>>76170411
> eating watermelon
The signs were all there
>>76171845
this is basically me and my wife. After 9 years of marriage, any guy who knows better just lays thinking about how niggers and jews ruin everything.
>>76171502
leftyhumor is literally the same thing over and over.... "Das racist"
>>76171956
>>76171889
she is still a dangerous dog and you know it. 9/10 people are shit scared of german sheps.
>>76172007
Good. That's the point.
>>76171982
Because they have no good arguments
>>76171621
kek, "Kike" is a vulgar form of the name "Enrique" in Mexico.
>>76172077
who asked you nigger
>>76171873
mein kampfy shoes
>>76170411
Are pitbulls really that tough? I always only see women get fucked up by them. I'm not questioning that one could definitely chew my ass up, but I just can't see myself dying to a damn dog. Surely a few blows to their face would send them running, right? Or you could just pick them up and drop them?
>>76171009
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>76169483
>>76172007
>9/10 people are shit scared of german sheps.
I wish that was the case when I dogsat my sister's German
all kinds of people would come up when I'd take him out. luckily a really sweet dog that loved attention
>>76172003
>>76172188
They've got jaws like a vice and only let go if you pop a finger up their bum
>>76172188
Yeah go ahead and pick up that 30 pound solid muscle animal while it's writhing and trying to sink it's impressive bite strength into your jugular.
You dumb bastard, I bet you're a socialist.
>>76171009
>that germany
>france looking like he's seen some shit
>poortugal gone full WE WUZ
>>76171772
That's creepy as fuck. It looks like Pennywise.
>>76171970
>>76171815
bye bye my sides
>>76171815
Top kek
>>76170411
>spay/neuter: no
>multiple dogs: no
>owner of dog: mother
well theres your fucking problem. an unneutered adult pit bull raised in a single dog home by a woman
>>76172003
>>76171009
what the fuck have they done to portugal ;__;
>>76171845
This is currently my life with my wife.
>>76171342
I agree anon, this isn't funny it's sad.
>>76172309
HOLY MOTHER OF KEK
SAUCE?
>>76171855
It says you have patrician taste in dogs, my good chum. Also nice dubs.
>>76172459
>>76171978
>my wife meme
This is bullshit no one in on 4chan has a wife let alone being in 9 years of marriage.
>inb4 writing a mature response desperately trying act like someone with responsibility and a wife
>>76171707
I swear to god I came up with that "I identify as an attack helicopter" line at one point.
>>76171009
>Portugal
>white
>>76172517
You mad Abdul?
>>76172459
God fucking dammit, lost.
>>76172188
>Surely a few blows to their face would send them running, right?
That's what I thought, too, until 5 taps to the face with a frying pan and a couple of punches made it just snort in amusement
>>76171226
It's true
>>76172517
what else would a married man be doing on the weekends?
especially if you have a kid or 2
life revolves around work and home-body activities
>>76171149
Alexander Lushenko is my hero. Long live Belarus.
>>76172309
>filename
Also my sides fuarrkk cunt
>>76172309
Holy fucking shit, I laughed enough to lose this thread 20 times over
>>76172509
>>76172639
Work constant overtime and get a second job like every other married man dumbarse
>>76171009
>vote
>>76172499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAqgXhblr-w
Got you senpai
>>76172836
>>76172860
>>76172763
Holy shit, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time
>>76172749
I work 4 10-hour days a week and make good money.
my wife caters weddings and shit sometimes but no full time job
>>76172517
Bro, 4chan has been around over a decade, and has always been targeted at 18+. I started shitposting young, but you always come back, like an old friend.
Source: 4 years of marriage and 2 kids, posting on my phone
>>76172309
I fucking lost it when he threw it at the bottom of the escalator.
>>76172309
only good thing in the entire thread, but also the funniest thing in existence
>>76172836
>>76172860
>>76172899
RIP you crazy bastard
>>76171970
>>76171342
And now her family has been redpilled about the nigger dog and will redpill others on it. It's a good thing when people start to realize that this dog was artificially selected to rip faces off.
>>76172763
That is fake as hell, they didn't even try
>>76172639
Why did you have kids?
>>76171226
>Polands most trustworthy Germany
>least trustworthy Germany
wat?
Also kekking hard at Greeces picks.
>>76172963
Is-is she real? I'm going to marry this woman.
>>76170770
>not knowing Mia Khalifa
>'muh dick'
>that pic
underage b&
>>76173068
it doesn't have to be real to be funny
do you fail to laugh at seinfeld also because jerry seinfeld isnt real
>>76171845
Me and my girlfriend. Think I'm a little too young to be this way
>>76172575
this
>>76173078
Most likely one did not rank all countries but picked one country for most trustworth and one for least, which means a country can end up both most and least trusted if e.g. 40% said Germany on both.
>>76173071
the wife convinced me it as a good idea
I need to stop listening to her
>>76170411
fucking lost it
>>76171009
>portugal is a nigg
FUCKING TRIGGERED
>>76173281
but you are
>>76173212
>Europe having higher % than North America
'Tis a fucking joke?
>>76171226
We really are self-conceited, aren't we?
>>76173140
>do you fail to laugh at seinfeld also because jerry seinfeld isnt real
Jerry Seinfeld is real though.
And also not funny.
>>76173212
>australia
>data not available
the scientists get murdered by abos or someshit?
>>76173384
I'd believe it, given how incredibly retarded some of these niggers and spics are and how awful the educational system is.
>>76171970
You goddamn knob
>>76173436
>>76171850
10/10
>>76173472
European education is worse.
>>76173212
Nice photoshop potatonigger.
>>76171850
Underrated
>>76171583
>2016
>Qt3.14 wears a skirt on Monday
>Same qt wears a hoodie on Tuesday
>Liberal media claims qt is gender fluid by Wednesday
>>76173500
>19F/30M
What could go wrong?
>>76171009
>moortugal
lol
>>76173343
Probably whiter than you.
>>76172255
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2016/04/21/my-wife-and-i-are-white-evangelicals-heres-why-we-chose-to-give-birth-to-black-triplets/
>>76173500
This is a troll. Impossible.
>>76173436
australia is pretty dumb and illiterate, we only survive because of all the tradies slaving away to build shit.
fuckin spics
>>76171845
>are Italians white?
kek, it should be more questions tho
>>76171342
>pet
m8, in eastern europe there are packs of them that will hunt you down and kill you. they can be unpredictable even if raised okay.
i haven't heard that of cats that are self-domesticating. cats understand collaboration naturally. imagine the first dogs being domesticated in captivity because there were useful alarms.
the genetics remember. they will snap one day.
an appropriate image imo
>>76171439
>from a people who only ever knew how to share
lost it.
>>76171815
ruff ruff gud boi
>>76173665
we should start a fund to pay for the real cartels to whack him
>>76173436
can you get more minimalist?
>>76171982
Lefty """"""humor"""""" despite being criminally unfunny still ALWAYS has to make their point and agenda be crystal clear for the idiots reading it, usually at the expense of the joke itself.
>>76173718
It was an Aussie as well
>>76173816
>>76173771
is he the real life manifestation of the "what did you just fucking say" copypasta?
>>76170411
Ownership of a pitbull breed is a clear indicator of social class.
Unfortunately, the working class are no better at raising dogs than they are at raising children, as a result the dogs end up nervous and prone to violence (much like their feculent offspring).
>>76173861
>>76173842
i can try
>>76171956
top fucking kek, I'm dead
>>76173665
He fucking literally has his finger on the trigger.
>>76173899
>>76171149
/pol/ concurs with the dictator from Belarus.
>>76173737
WUUUTTTTTT
>>76173914
>>76173938
(one of my favorites)
>>76171163
the nigger gettin beat in the back ground it was over sides finished
>>76173854
kek, would use it
>>76173737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY8tx4huoqM&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY8tx4huoqM&feature=youtu.be
>>76170411
>>76173962
>>76174059
you're awesome. my new favorite.
>>76173984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHgxOXEQaFU
>>76171319
>disrespecting german shepherds, the #2 rated white mans dog behind the golden retriever
Kill yourself.
>>76172255
He's a handsome daddy.
>>76171982
Because if you take a closer look it's not really humor, it's what they actually believe.
Also
>muh [current year]
I swear this one makes me cringe even harden than the whole "u nasi lol" shit
>>76172309
The double muslim one
>>76173737
Never ever change Japan.
>>76173500
>>76173884
>>76173861
>>76173816
The question is, who will play them in their inevitable biopic?
>>76172309
Fake and gay
>>76172188
They won't stop until they're dead.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e97_1351218344
>>76173722
From a people who literally ripped the scalps off their enemies
>>76173914
LEWD
>>76171982
>humor
>>76174173
<3
>>76171319
>how come th most retarded dog owners are the ones with pitbulls, rottweilers, dobermanns or german sheperds?
It isn't the 1990's any more. Niggers have all moved on to Pitbulls.
Rotties, Dobies, and GSDs are god-tier.
>>76171970
KEKj
>>76171772
this makes me laugh everytime
It's so simple but so funny
hahaha fucking germany
>>76173737
https://twitter.com/indiandadson
hahahha omg this is real
>>76173212
>Australia
>Data not available
kek
>>76174338
Jesus fucking Christ, it's an actual potato nigger.
>>76173984
As funny as that is taken out of context, the article's saying that trauma can effect your genetic makeup, not that they literally experience the holocaust again.
>>76173996
Who is this guy?
india just makes fun of itself at this point
>>76173616
yeah nah
>>76173046
They haven't. I looked up the story and the dog had attacked them before. The girl's mom had been to the hospital a few weeks earlier for it but said it was a stray that did it.
>>76173816
>>76173861
Mudasir BTFO
>>76170411
We should exterminate every last pit bull from this planet until the breed no longer exists. I own four dogs and have owned dogs for over 30 years. Pit bulls are a corrupted breed due to improper breeding. Kill them all. Do it now.
>>76174409
fair enough.
>>76174504
That fucking dog's face
>Come on man...
>>76174420
like i said
>>76174049
Is this real?
>>76174385
Daniel is based af, top-notch speaker too
he should quit tories and ally with based Nige after brexit
i see no problem here
>>76173861
>mudasir u can cry alone now
Top kek
>>76174504
What do you think is that dog thinking?
>>76174533
Keep posting, these are fucking great.
>>76173984
With the passage of time, the Jews will just keep raising their estimated holocaust victims tally like they do with inflation rates.
>Year is 2216
>muh 788 gorillion
>>76174504
>>76174556
>>76174568
HAHAHAHHAH
>>76174279
Jesus fucking Christ, just like in the communist era. That's not funny, that's terrifying.
>>76170411
Own the bull, pay the toll
Does anyone have the Obama says the jobs not done at hiroshima one,
Thats an instant loss
>>76171873
the final solution to cold feet
>>76172003
>>76172287
>Part 1 of 30, $159.99 and the whole series for inexpensive price of 6 gorillion dollars.
>>76174578
retard
>>76174578
>Onion
come on m8
>>76172188
A pit at the park decided it was going to start getting too rough to be playing anymore with my aussie cattledog. After a breaking kick to the ribs and being hurled into a tree, it was still just stunned.
I fucking hate those nigger creatures.
>>76174396
Dear lord I could have lived a happy life without checking that link....
>>76174279
fuck that makes me mad
