RAMADAN IS TOMORROW
IF YOU LIVE IN A MAJOR WESTERN CITY YOU ARE IN DANGER
RAMADAN BEGINS SUNDOWN, JUNE 5
>Islamic State calls for attacks on the West during Ramadan
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-mideast-crisis-islamicstate-idUSKCN0YC0OG
RAMADAN OR NOT, A MAJOR ATTACK IS JUST A MATTER OF TIME. ESCAPE WHILE YOU STILL CAN
>Nato commander: Isis ‘spreading like cancer’ among refugees
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/mar/01/refugees-isis-nato-commander-terrorists
>CBRN substances have been carried undetected into the European Union
>Paris...Washington DC, London, And Rome were specifically mentioned, as well as targets in Belgium
http://www.europarl.europa.eu/RegData/etudes/BRIE/2015/572806/EPRS_BRI(2015)572806_EN.pdf
>Tests of the uranium seized confirmed that it was high-grade material that could be used in a nuclear bomb.
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/9f77a17c001f4cf3baeb28990b0d92eb/ap-investigation-nuclear-smugglers-sought-terrorist-buyers
>Hospitals and emergency services across France have been supplied with the antidote to Sarin...and other nerve gas chemicals for the first time.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/621076/French-army-guards-water-facilities-Paris-attacks-France-risks-chemical-war
>The ISIS laptop contains a 19-page document in Arabic on how to develop biological weapons...
http://foreignpolicy.com/2014/08/28/found-the-islamic-states-terror-laptop-of-doom/
>ISIS supporters have posted...messages warning of the countdown “till the zero hour”
http://english.alarabiya.net/en/media/digital/2015/05/18/-Countdown-to-zero-hour-ISIS-supporters-on-Twitter-post-Italy-threats.html
>"They want something that happens everywhere at the same time"
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/german-jihadist-returns-from-syria-and-gives-testimony-a-1067764.html
ISIS is only JV;
>Russia poses an existential threat to the United States, and to the NATO alliance as a whole.
http://news.usni.org/2016/02/26/document-2016-u-s-european-command-posture-statement
>A group of warships from Russia’s Pacific Fleet has entered the Mediterranean waters for the first time since the Cold War
http://www.businessinsider.com/russian-fleet-enters-mediterranean-2013-5
>Russia's military plane provocations worsening, NATO chief says
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/russias-military-plane-provocations-worsening-nato-chief-says/
>Russia’s decision to send long-range strategic bombers on regular patrol missions across the Gulf of Mexico is unprecedented, a senior U.S. military official said Wednesday, claiming that the country has never done so before – even during the Cold War.
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2014/11/13/russian-defense-ministry-says-bomber-patrols-will-reach-gulf-mexico.html
>Russian submarine activity topping Cold War levels
http://www.janes.com/article/57650/russian-submarine-activity-topping-cold-war-levels
>Russia to Launch Massive Ballistic Missile Test From Nuclear Subs
http://www.haaretz.com/world-news/1.706931
>Russian submarines and spy ships are aggressively operating near the vital undersea cables that carry almost all global Internet communications, raising concerns among some American military and intelligence officials that the Russians might be planning to attack those lines in times of tension or conflict.
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/26/world/europe/russian-presence-near-undersea-cables-concerns-us.html
>Russia 'simulated a nuclear strike' against Sweden, Nato admits
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/12139943/Russia-simulated-a-nuclear-strike-against-Sweden-Nato-admits.html
>“Putin is rearming more rapidly and extensively than Hitler in the late 1930s.”
http://upnorth.eu/the-estonian-defence-model-shoot-to-kill/
That's wrong because Islam has nothing to do with terrorism
>All Belgians to be given iodine pills for nuclear safety
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-36157806
>PUTIN: CHERNOBYL DISASTER SHOULD SERVE AS A LESSON TO THE WORLD
http://www.newsweek.com/putin-hails-chernobyl-rescue-heroes-30-years-452588
>The Vulnerability of Nuclear Facilities to Cyber Attack
http://large.stanford.edu/courses/2015/ph241/holloway1/docs/SI-v10-I1_Kesler.pdf
>‘Russian forces fired on Israeli jets at least twice’
>The report said that the incidents were the reason behind Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s trip to Moscow Thursday to meet with Putin and Russia’s defense minister.
http://www.timesofisrael.com/russian-forces-fired-on-israeli-jets-at-least-twice/
>The commander of Israel's Home Front issued a stark warning on Monday that the Middle East is headed for a full-scale, multi-front war that would see the use of weapons of mass destruction.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/israel/8744913/Full-scale-Middle-East-war-is-imminent-warns-Israeli-general.html
>Hezbollah is preparing for what it says will be its biggest war ever.
http://foreignpolicy.com/2016/03/03/hezbollahs-death-valley/
>Hezbollah Moving Long-Range Missiles From Syria to Lebanon, an Analyst Says
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/03/world/middleeast/hezbollah-is-said-to-transfer-missiles.html
>'Assad shipped chemical weapons to Hezbollah,' says former Syrian general
http://www.i24news.tv/en/news/international/middle-east/131002-assad-shipped-chemical-weapons-to-hezbollah-says-former-syrian-general
>Russia Is Arming Hezbollah, Say Two of the Group’s Field Commanders
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/01/11/russia-is-arming-hezbollah-say-two-of-the-group-s-field-commanders.html
>Russia Sends More Advanced Missiles to Aid Assad in Syria
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/17/world/middleeast/russia-provides-syria-with-advanced-missiles.html
>American intelligence analysts have concluded that a recent Israeli airstrike on a warehouse in Syria did not succeed in destroying all of the Russian-made antiship cruise missiles that were its target
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/01/world/middleeast/syrian-missiles-were-moved-before-israeli-strike-officials-say.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson_Option
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Hand_(nuclear_war)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Novichok_agent
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_biological_weapons_program
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tectonic_weapon#Reports
and that stuff is decades old..
more recent;
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-34797252
http://phys.org/news/2016-01-killer-robots-late-scientists-davos.html
http://arxiv.org/ftp/arxiv/papers/1104/1104.5008.pdf
http://apps.fcc.gov/ecfs/document/view?id=7521095727
https://www.google.com/patents/US6506148
Why the fuck do you keep on spamming this?
>>76125343
Russia is selling nuclear material to Islamic terrorists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC7iGFQ9ICQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Frh-c_Kn5g
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Pole_Traverse
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Ocean#Natural_hazards
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polar_night
http://educ.jmu.edu//~omearawm/ph101willtobelieve.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnM67j9So8w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKqCMsNg88A
http://www.akirarabelais.com/i/i.html#23
http://www.akirarabelais.com/i/i.html#24
http://www.akirarabelais.com/i/i.html#25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsabvPfkLfM
and remember, winter comes twice a year
it's fall in Christchurch..
>>76125384
life and death
>>76125411
true
>AP found that smugglers are explicitly targeting buyers who are enemies of the West.
>Moldovan officials say there were indications from a foreign intelligence agency that the colonel fled with his infant son through Ukraine to Russia shortly after the bust.
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/9f77a17c001f4cf3baeb28990b0d92eb/ap-investigation-nuclear-smugglers-sought-terrorist-buyers
>Up to 5,000 Europeans have returned to the continent after being trained at terrorist camps, the head of Europol has reportedly said.
http://news.sky.com/story/1645171/warning-of-up-to-5000-jihadists-in-europe
>EU admits ISIS is exploiting refugee crisis to infiltrate Europe
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/658508/EU-migrant-crisis-Islamic-State-ISIS-refugees-Syria-Greece-Italy-terror-Paris-attacks
>On Friday, the head of Germany’s domestic intelligence agency, Hans-Georg Maassen, said the Islamic State, also known as ISIS or ISIL, was using the wave of newcomers to infiltrate Europe.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/06/world/europe/germany-refugees-isis.html
>...many countries look upon Canada as being a welcoming country for terrorists, war criminals and so on.
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/trail/etc/canada.html
>The new Canadian prime minister’s plan to fast-track his country’s intake of Syrian refugees was scrutinised on Wednesday by the US Senate homeland security committee, amid fears that it will enable terrorists to cross the border and reach US soil.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/feb/04/us-senate-committee-questions-candadian-border-threat
>>76125437
No, you're just using that ISIS radio broadcast to be posting your own conspiracy theories.
>>76125695
it's not just one radio broadcast. read the rest of the links.
it's just a matter of time
it's war season
>>76125864
It's literally only about Russia, and nukes
>>Russia Is Arming Hezbollah, Say Two of the Group’s Field Commanders
Why would Russia get into a proxy war with Israel? Israel and Russia are not enemies.
And Russia will not go to war with Europe, Putin knows the only winner would be our common enemy.
>>76126364
>It's literally only about Russia, and nukes
no, it's jihadists and Russia, and their allies, and much more than just nukes
>Why would Russia get into a proxy war with Israel?
Why are they? Not the first time either. see Arab-Israeli wars of last century
happening again;
>Russia Sends More Advanced Missiles to Aid Assad in Syria
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/17/world/middleeast/russia-provides-syria-with-advanced-missiles.html
>American intelligence analysts have concluded that a recent Israeli airstrike on a warehouse in Syria did not succeed in destroying all of the Russian-made antiship cruise missiles that were its target
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/01/world/middleeast/syrian-missiles-were-moved-before-israeli-strike-officials-say.html
>Russia will not go to war with Europe
They already are; see >>76125588
etc.
does anyone remember a song that went like "Who dropped the bomb on ramadan?"
I can't remember any of the other words, I'm pretty sure it was part of some dumb video on the internet around 2003.
>tfw kek confirms happening via repeating digits
>fearing a mudslime
Yeah, no
>>76128161
dunno, but there's this;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAqgXhblr-w
I live on the outskirts of Las Vegas. How fucked am I?
>>76129501
vegas is the last place to go, they all want to be able to come here and fuck hookers on holiday.
>>76129501
they could nuke the hoover dam
>>76129501
We'll be fine fellow Vegasbro.
>>76129676
Caesar strikes again
>>76125294
The more you make these damn threads the less likely it is to happen
Did you learn nothing from may day?
Shut the fuck up and just let it happen
>>76128280
you're doing it wrong
>>76125294
what does all of this mean when nothing happens? nothing? maybe it always meant nothing
Do you think it'll be safe going to the voting polls on the 7th in CA?
>>76130200
it will happen when it happens
until then people in harm's way still have a chance to escape
btw, there is some ambiguity/uncertainty of the beginning date of Ramadan this year;
Google and CNN say sundown Sunday, the 5th;
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/04/us/ramadan-non-muslims-etiquette-guide/
others say the 6th or the 7th;
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramadan_(calendar_month)#Timing
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/ramadan-2016-muslim-holy-month-begins-on-5-june_uk_57470e92e4b02163fae8964e
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/02/what-is-ramadan-and-when-is-it/
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/ramadan-2016-when-is-it-start-date-fasting-rules-how-celebrated-islam-muslims-holy-month-uk-facts-a7059441.html
>>76130621
It is inevitable. Read the links.
>For three or four years I thought to myself that the facts with regard to Germany were exaggerated by the First Lord, because the then Prime Minister—not this Prime Minister—said that they were not true. The First Lord was right about it. Then came the war.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norway_Debate#Lloyd_George:_.22the_worst_strategic_position_in_which_this_country_has_ever_been_placed.22
>>76125294
Did anyone else realize that tomorrow's date is also 666?
(6-5-16)
trips: happening tomorrow
check em
>>76131161
I'm getting out of town for a few days. I live in Colorado Springs
why take chances?
annual great sand dunes flood is happening now anyway;
https://www.nps.gov/grsa/planyourvisit/medano-creek.htm
On ramadan?? Shiiieeettt we better act FAST.
>>76125294
Roll for happening
>>76125294
converted to islam already so i should b good
I live right on the DC-Maryland border, in an urban area. Am I fucked?
>>76132321
>321
>>76132579
DC is among the top targets. You couldn't pay me enough money to stay around there right now
>>76132432
nukes don't discriminate
Is it cause they're all hungry?
>>76125294
It feels like it is ALWAYS fucking Ramadan...
Fuck that shit, I am gonna go make porkchops before sundown.
>Have a Muslim girlfriend
>She doesn't fast because she's fucking hungry
>Tells me she isn't sure if we should have sex during Ramadan
>Tell her I'm going to give her the Rama-dong
>Give her the Rama-dong
Rama-dong
>Muslims doing anything on Ramadan
They're too weak and emaciated to do anything
It's the one time of the year where the world gets a month off from Islamic bullshit
>>76125346
>two of them right near me
>>76125294
Nothing is going to happen , kek confirms it
>>76125294
> i have an exam on monday
how fucked am i?
(bonus points: it's at the org chem dept)
>>76125294
Fear of fasting people is irrational.
>>76130500
http://youtu.be/LL-gyhZVvx0
>live in major city...in Japan
Feels comfy bro.
>>76125294
Jokes on them, I start my new shift tomorrow, will be home and comfy by the time of any happenings for once.
Please note, as I've been saying for weeks now, 6-7 attacks over summer, 2-4 hundred dead, nearly 1000 injured, please be careful Spain England and Sweden
C H R I S T I A N F E A R M O N G E R I N G
What Michigan cities do you guys think would be big targets? Would they actually waste their time on a place like Detroit?
>>76129501
Vegas is basically irrelevant.
I live in Seattle though and we're probably fucked.
>tfw small town in one of the most irrelevant states
Fuck...hey at least my Uni classes ended in the city.
Got exams soon though :|
tfw will go to the north for a week to do some work stuff. major city surrounded by farmland
>>76134914
There are a lot of Muslims in Michigan
>>76125294
It's June 5 now in Australia. Don't go to the Sydney opera house at sundown senpai.
JUNE 5TH 4:30 AM IN EUROPE RIGHT NOW, HAPPENINGS EMINENT.
>>76134155
Japan... I...
>>76133014
>That pic
>That post
I kek'd
>>76140717
Ramadan is not until sundown
and it's not clear if it will start tomorrow (Sunday June 5) or the next day or two
see>>76131308
>>76136794
You getting comfy too?
>>76125346
>2 units less than 100 miles away
>>76140844
HAPPENINGS DELAYED, ALL CLEAR UNTIL SUNDOWN. THIS ANON HAS ALL OF THE INSIDE DETAILS.
GERMANY TOP O' THE LIST.
>>76125343
RELIGION OF PEACE
>>76132579
If you're fucked, I'm fucked.
Honestly, we're both fucked if something big happens.
Coincedence that Ramadan coincides with Metro Safe Track program? NO!
Nothing will happen. /Pol/ has NEVER predicted the date that something would occur.
>>76125294
Where were you when ISIS handed the presidency to Trump on a gold plate?
>>76141440
sitting on /pol/ wasting my life away waiting for the end of the world to come because I am too much of a chicken shit to end my own life
Nuclear war means we're all fucked, that's why we're not having a nuclear war.
>>76125294
stuff like this makes me glad I live in a comfy irrelevant state
>>76141279
Ramadan is an entire month, not just a date. and it's not /pol/ predicting, it's ISIS directing its fighters in the West to attack, along with warnings from multiple Western government agencies of an impending attack.
If not this time, next time. it's not a matter of if; it's a matter of when. They're here for a reason, and it's not to start families; quite the opposite;
>>76125588
>>76141546
Truly a god amongst men
>>76132137
Loveland here. I'm going to watch the mountains erupt into fire.
>>76131491
>-15
>>76141788
the powers don't just plan for war, but also to survive.
>>76142321
>>76142354
>>76140960
Try lving next to palo verde
>>76141546
Just keep bringing the bantz and your life will have meaning.
Tfw i live in a large city
In Brasil
>>76125384
He's a NATO shill trying to get /pol/'s attention with warnings of Islamic terror up front and then slipping in the "actually Russia is the real bad guy" shit after a few posts.
>>76140803
This you have my life have a you
i'll believe and maybe read all those fucking links when I see it happen.
>>76143222
Have = saved
>>76142321
>>76142354
>>76142378
So they can rule over a nuclear wasteland? Good luck to them.
>>76142633
it's not slipping anything in, I devoted 2+ pages on Russia. Voldemort Putin is a greater threat than Akbar
read the links
>>76125413
What does Christchurch have to do with it?
t.I'm in Christchurch
>>76142478
My friend, you realize that the military strikes in most latin america of the last century was because murricans feared comunism?
What will happen if a war starts? The army [payed, obviously, by USA] will strike so they can preserve capitalism...
Our president restored some law that was taken out because it gave the army a political opinion.
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>>76143344
won't be nuclear wasteland. extensive volcanic activity and flooding will cleanse the land
nukes are 70+ years old..
>>76143399
It was both an example of a city in the southern hemisphere, and the main connection to Antarctica
I spent ~7 months there ~decade ago. beautiful town. I used to play chess on the life-size board in Cathedral square
At Dupont,WA. Chloe Clark elementary school
>>76125294
Nostradamus predicted that ISIS will attack next through southern France. Infecting themselves with some sort of biological agent. This will kill millions in Europe.
Also Trump will be president.
>>76143435
> extensive volcanic activity and flooding will cleanse the land
Wut?
All our cities, infrastructure, most of our technology etc literally obliterated.
The environment poisoned for decades, even our livestock will die.
So they'll have sent the planet back to the iron age minus a fair few animal species.
Then there's the issue of places like Africa. Who's going to nuke them, and why? They'll come back to an iron age world full of niggers.
DC here, RIP me.
>>76143567
I worked in Cathedral Square from 2003-2009. Spent most of my lunch break watching games of chess. We'd probably recognise each other anon.
So if the terrorists operate on Syria time, can we expect a happening as early as 12 hours from now?
>>76144213
Ask them on twitter.
>>76125294
oh look another happening thread predicting a false happening. fuck you.
>>76144509
>>76144027
the volcanoes will swallow up the bad stuff, peace and harmony will return upon the land
>>76125294
Please ISIS nuke California.
>>76144156
cool.
I used to play with Andy (with the lazy eye) from Indonesia, Qi from China, "Russia" (older Russian who looked Asian, biked everywhere, and met with glamorous, professional looking Russians from time to time)
>>76144156
I played an Australian model for a joint on that board and won. he was playing for $20
got high and realized christchurch will be nuked too, eventually
we executed bombing plans for japanese cities down to like 50,000 people cities
chch has 300k? cities are not going to be safe soon
>>76144571
it was always only a matter of time.
keep your eyes open, anon, and have faith;
http://educ.jmu.edu//~omearawm/ph101willtobelieve.html
>>76144509
>dec 6th 1941
>radio in to the japanese empire.
>hey nip planning on dropping any boombooms anytime soon?
>nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>76144128
Ramadan coincides with Metro's faggy-ass SafeTrack Plan.
They're going to blow up the metro while construction is going on, I just know it.
Fucking Muriel Bowser is to blame.
This thread is too long to read all the way through, so I'll just ask.
I live in Fuckingnowhere, MS, how little of a shit do I need to give
>>76145693
How much do you browse 4chan daily
>>76145693
Jihadis won't come to MS, I doubt they even know where MS is.
They'll hit a state that isn't consistently ranked #50 in everything.
>>76145693
you? You have little fucks to give. Me, living right next to multiple military bases and within spitting distance of Newport News Shipyards? I get to see the light of a thousand suns for a few brief seconds before the blast wave pulverizes me.
whether they're smart enough to go after the NNSY is another question entirely.
>>76145693
complacency kills
you're fine for round 1, probably
MS is dead in round 2
>>76129501
We're fucked anyway, terrorism or not...
>>76129501
How fucked is San Diego?
>inb4 "COMMIEFORNIA REEEEE"
Yes, I FUCKING know. You don't get to complain more about California than the dude trapped here in liberal hell, fuck.
>>76125294
If you live in fear you are surrendering to ISIS.
You still have a right to bear arms and defend yourself if Muslims want to start something. Otherwise enjoy your freedom and eat bacon on Ramadan.
>>76133282
CAR-RAM-ROD
>>76129501
>>76129676
>>76130066
You know when I got this assignment I was hoping there would be more Gambling
>>76133282
Will you propose with a grenade pin?
>>76140658
You're fucking insane lol
my subway commute takes through some of the biggest unsecured soft targets in manhattan around sundown, this news piece got me a little unnerved
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-new-york-subway-idUSKCN0Y02CX
>>76146489
this is awareness
there's not enough courage in the world to save you if you're living in DC and they get hit with 100 mt.
I own guns, but little a gun can do against CBRN
>>76146938
really makes you think
http://www.usatoday.com/story/theoval/2014/03/25/obama-netherlands-nuclear-summit-romney-manhattan-new-york-nucear-attack/6868489/
>>76147600
>>76146938
>or other eventuality
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-fed-disaster-idUSKBN0N528G20150414
>>76147643
You in DC bro?
>>76144969
Yep I'm aware of the old Russian dude. Was a good player.
Its evening of Sunday the 5th here and the suns just gone down in the last 20 minutes. Its ramadan. Its started.
So every fucking ramadan we are now suppose to be terrorized like the Futurama characters during Xmas? Fuck that.
>>76149257
>Its evening of Sunday the 5th here and the suns just gone down in the last 20 minutes. Its ramadan. Its started.
God be with you, anon. I'd take a trip out of town for a few days, if I were you
>>76149257
>>76149939
worst case scenario, you took a vacation
err on the side of caution
>>76136794
>smalltown New Jersey, am I good?
It's across from NYC so I'm kinda worried.
>>76129501
You're fine. Boston's fucked though, and it's not even enjoyable pre-nuke.
Should have been born in Ohio or some shit, at least then 90% of the cuties wouldn't flee the small towns for an overpriced brick city with no parking.