You have 10 seconds to explain this
>frankenfurters
>american
Well it would be good for camping, don't even have to take them out of the can to heat them up
>>76108380
1....2.....3....4....5....6....7...8...9...valuefood...10
>>76108380
this sounds about as bad as that canned whole chicken
>>76108746
>>76108380
also forget the hot dogs you gay cunt get the stagg chilli
Fuckin poof
>>76108380
Cheap
>British cuisine
Yes, get the stagg chilli
Shit is delicious
British people are total losers. I'd rather be the recipient of a 40 man bukkake than be British
>>76108380
I ate these once, they were OK
Middle aged chavy mums buy these as dildos and pretend they're a six person gang of american ghetto niggers.
God bless Britannia.
>>76108863
wtf?
>>76108380
brined sausages
>>76108380
>>76108863
>Posts a joke food item
>Not a real gem of British cuisine.
i ate some of these last week.
botulism flavoured paste.
my wifes kids wouldnt even eat them.
>>76108380
Also bonus, they are Halal (chicken), way better than shitty american hotdogs full of filthy pigs
>>76108863
I'd eat that
British people are the ugliest people on earth.
>inbred genes
>boring fashion
>bad teeth
>unintelligible accents
>horrible food
>british humour
>>76108953
The company was actually fined because of this
Private companies aren't allowed to rebrand government issued Winter Festival Single Serving Meals
>>76109082
>humour
Found the Scottish proxyfag
>>76108863
Why is this allowed?
![8631[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/o9vFARa.jpg "8631[1].jpg")
>>76108380
Hey USA, can you explain what kind of dressing you put on hamburgers?
Apparently "hamburger dressing" is not a thing in America.
In germany we have sausages like these in glasses with brine.
>>76109001
WARNING: THIS PICTURE SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED WITHOUT THIS PLAYING
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>>76108380
I'd rather have hot dogs come in a can or jar. The fucking packages full of hot dog water are a pain in the ass.
>>76109063
I love how you mudslimes aren't aware of beef hotdogs. They are the best kind. Hell, even kosher dogs are prime.
>>76109006
>British cuisine.
>>76109082
>Some of the strongest genetic stock in Europe
>The greatest fashion, the English national dress - the suit - is worn the world over
>The best teeth and dental health in the world
>Beautiful, eloquent and distinctive accents
>Amazing food, simple and unpretentious with some of the most important foods in the world being English
>English humour is top tier.
>>76108380
Your hand! You're a fucking WHITE MALE!
>>76109152
d-dressing, on h-hamburgers? I mean wtf Europe, you just put ketchup and or mustard on it. Ffs
>>76109001
hank 0331
>ancap
>USMC machine gunner
>fucking hank
>>76109152
>Hamburger Dressing
Wut.
This is some kind of joke right? This can't be real.
>>76109063
fuck off ackmed
>>76109152
Ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise.
What the fuck is hamburger dressing?
>>76109152
Am i being trolled or is there really "hamburger dressing?"
>>76109152
the only sandwich with dressing on it (at least a popular one) is McDonalds's big mac.
typically people just put ketchup or mustard or mayonnaise on their burger
Do Americans have this flavour?
Or is every American a Cool American?
>>76109302
HEY! Did you play this >>76109253 when you viewed that pic?
>British "humour" is fart jokes and silly music
The best kind of Brit humor is the kind that makes fun of Chavs. "Le gentleman" humor is terrible.
>>76108380
>>76109152
We call it special sauce here.
>>76109359
Is that supposed to be ranch?
Theoretically that makes sense because there aren't ranches in Europe.
>>76109287
But I hate ketchup and non-dijon mustard.
Hey, Australia has fried egg and beetroot on their hamburgers.
>>76108863
REEEEEEE THAT is horribe and a crime against humanity.
>>76108380
I presume it's to keep it fresher for longer.
Not unreasonable at all.
>>76109359
Which came first.... ranch, or cool ranch?
>>76109442
What is a ranch and why does it taste good?
>Hot dogs in a can
>In brine
I feel no remorse for the Islamization of Britain.
>>76109359
I feel like I'm being trolled somehow.
>>76109359
It's called cool ranch over here.
>>76109063
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>>76109314
>>76109351
Nope, it's real. It's pretty good too.
>>76109359
I thought it was cool original
>>76108863
>eggs
Leave it to the Brits to eat eggs with literally anything. The fuck is it with you people and eggs?
>>76109359
Lrn to ranch. It's a creamy, garlicy yum yum goo that fuck hard and don't afraid of any food.
>>76109372
nah m8. gave it a listen tho.
>>76109453
>>76109152
Provided you go somewhere other than a fast food joint, it's really not uncommon to find burgers dressed with a variety of things: eggs, steak sauce, jerk sauce, pepper relish, mushrooms, all sorts of vegetables, and even pineapple.
I can't fathom what a burger dressing could possibly be. Ketchup, mustard, and maybe mayonnaise is what you'd find on a standard "McBurger."
>>76109152
ketchup, mustard, thousand island dressing, mayo, horseradish. any combination on those mostly.
>>76108863
This made me disgusted but more so depressed, I want to give a hug to any poor miserable lonely bastard who purchases this and eats it on Christmas day
>>76109626
>>76109372
No.
Now fuck off cunt.
>>76109676
we've got EGG-celent taste!
>>76109539
A ranch is like a farm but it's out west, and usually has cattle as its primary product.
Ranch Dressing refers to the sauce invented by cowboys to keep the perishable ingredients used to make it, like milk producs.
>>76108863
Fucking brits
>>76109760
>>76109811
U BETTER!!!
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>>76108380
>>76109001
> Apocalyptic-genderpunk
And you think our salty wieners are an issue?
No one eats those apart from maybe some student man children being ironic-poor.
> Glad i don't have to hear student scum talking about spaghetti-hoops ever again.
>>76108380
...Did someone say dogs?
>>76109287
>>76109314
>>76109347
>>76109351
>>76109354
You honestly don't have burger sauce?
>>76109455
Fuck me people are dumb.
It is a novelty/joke item from Game (a computer game shop) taking the piss out of the stereotype of 'gamers' being lazy twats.
>>76109314
I'm wondering if it's like thousand island dressing or something, I know some fancy burgers use that instead of ketchup/mustard
>>76109626
Stealing MUH SPECIAL SAUCE!
spise en fjert hamburger du skitten norsk fitte
>>76108863
I'd eat that, provided it wasn't cold.
>>76109926
>burger sauce
>american semen
>>76109926
>burger sauce
thats American bath water
>>76109788
>>76109850
More dumb Yanks who don't know what a novelty item is. Please end yourselves.
>>76109880
i did cunt. and i enjoyed it too.
>>76109704
Lamao
>>76109850
it's fake, you dumb cunt.
>>76109926
what is that, like big mac sauce?
>>76109926
No. We use mayonnaise, ketchup, and mustard.
>>76109626
>World criticizes America
>calls us burgers
>capitalizes on meme sauces using American Burger Sterreotypes
>We don't even have burger dressing here.
Jfmlutbhf
>>76110045
Is it any good?
I got an offer from Delta to fly round-trip to London for a week. Tickets were half the price, about $450. I went to London. I ate a meal called bangers and mash. One of the best things I ever tasted in my life. I taught myself how to make it because I loved it so much. Sausage, mashed potatoes, sweet caramelized onions cooked in red wine until the red wine becomes like syrup. Put the mashed potatoes on a plate. Put the grilled sausages on the mashed. Cover it all up with the onion/red wine stuff (which is the star of the show) and you have one amazingly delish meal.
>>76109772
I think "hamburger dressing", the way it is in Norway anyway, is fairly close to thousand island dressing, but it's less sour and thicker. I don't know if thousand island dressing has dill in it, but this has.
>>76108380
British hot dogs are bland and absolutely disgusting. They are made of chicken not pork or beef, and pork ones are impossible to find.
A lot of American food in the UK, is like it was badly described to them one time, and then they went and tried to replicate it, and it just came out shit.
Their doughnuts are baked ffs, and they put corn on pizza with cheddar cheese.
>>76109926
Hahahahaha no, our beef doesn't taste like rancid asshole so there's no reason to pour MSG all over it.
>>76109926
No. We have ketchup. That's literally the only condiment you're supposed to put on a burger.
>>76109898
Is that the slomo guys house?
>>76109626
How strange. This is the only sauce we burgers put on our burgers:
>>76110126
Superb.
>>76109359
That's awesome. We have a fucking dorito flavor named after us!
Remember, every bite should remind you how America stole the Mexican tortilla chip and infused 1000x more freedom.
>>76109063
most hotdogs are beef you retard
>>76110089
Basically
>>76108380
Bitch please. America is the country of ridiculous food.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWMabscH47Y
>>76109274
>this post
>all of my kekels
>>76110128
NO DON'T STEAL OUR MASHED TATERS REEEEEEEEE
>>76110163
This is complete bollocks. Chicken hotdogs? What the fuck are you talking about?
>>76110128
Amen brother.
Make sure the potatoes are extra creamy and the onions caramelised to a sweet stickiness.
>>76109926
Looks like the secret sauce on a Big Mac. I've never seen that in a supermarket here and I've been to supermarkets in New York, New Jersey, Florida, and Colorado.
Anyway, I put barbecue sauce on my burgers.
>>76110144
That would make a lot of sense. If someone's concept of a generic burger is the Big Mac, I can see where they'd get the idea. Big Mac sauce is very similar to thousand island.
>>76109063
Hot dogs are made of beef, or turkey if you're a faggot.
>>76109975
You should be happy. Cultural appropriation exists outside the USA.
Go show this shit to the libcucks crying about it.
Shut those faggots up with fake 'murrican hamburger dressing.
>>76110319
>that one faggot that posts people shitting themselves in an innocent banter thread
>>>/b/
>>76110128
Looks unhealthy as fug, desu
>>76109359
what the fuck? its supposed to be this
>hotdog
>not red
I don't buy it
>>76110319
Just don't go to Walmart, and you never have to see that shit, I'm sure of it.
>>76110271
Dunkey please
>>76108787
/fucking thread
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>>76110354
>>76110223
Lol, yanks. How are you all this retarded?
Hot dogs are either pork like pic related, or chicken like in the OP
>>76109359
>cool american
>implying there is any other type of american
>>76110505
>action packed
Pls no.
>>76109817
>>76109817
heh
>>76109145
Not a proxy fag. British humor is known very well in America for its tendency to not be funny
>>76110557
I put ketchup on my steak
>>76109442
So there is ranch, and cool ranch, but no hot ranch?
I would've thought cool ranch came as a joke about it being like hot ranch, except not as hot.
>>76110583
>chicken
no
>>76109274
Pic is a reminder to never fuck a bird up the shitter on curry night.
>>76110397
>murifats thinking they know banter
>>76108863
seems genius, as long as it ain't cold and the food they put in is real and not some flavored powder
>>76110735
The day the civilised world cares what americucks think is the day trump gets elected
>>76110768
Theoretically you could make hot ranch by adding pepper to it, but I've only ever seen ranch and its cooler varient.
>>76110124
If you only knew how many "American" products we have here in yurop.
Hamburger dressing is not even close to the worst.
>>76110768
Oh wow I haven't had beef and 'nanas for a good while.
>>76110768
>>76110795
>chicken
It says pork right on the package.
>>76109006
That's literally the only think you faggots talk about when someone mentions british food.
>b-b-but m-muh beef wellington
One good food doesn't make a good cuisine.
>>76109809
Is this that seafood pate that they sell in ikea because if it is YUMMY.
Another good thread.
>>76110504
What is that? Brand?
I think every country has awful canned food
Behold from the true inventors of the burger.
>>76108560
>frankenfurters
>>76108380
Just a little thing called freedom.
>>76109082
No where near as bad as Abos
The UK doesn't have
>pic related
TOP FUCKING KEK
how is it even a real country
>>76110719
>>76111014
>>76110904
"Texas" has been adopted as a word for "crazy" or "chaos" in Norway.
>>76111004
> ...eat dry noodles.
> Using noodles just to be "nouvelle"
what a waste.
>Buy a pack of Milk Duds from the american section at Tesco every single day before work
>After a while the cashier becomes curious
>she is kind of attractive
>asks me why I always buy single packs of milk duds instead of buying them in bulk
>can't think of an answer
>try to answer in an 'american' way to make her laugh
>say in a Texan accent 'WELL NOW THESE MILK DUDS GIVE ME SILK CRUDS'
>make a farting noise with my tongue
>tfw too worried to go back
>actually did order a big package of them that hasn't arrived yet
>haven't had my milk duds in 1 week however
Man they are so good
![Futurama - S01E06 - A Fishful Of Dollars.mkv_snapshot_12.13_[2016.05.28_17.51.48].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aSXtZyd.jpg "Futurama - S01E06 - A Fishful Of Dollars.mkv_snapshot_12.13_[2016.05.28_17.51.48].jpg")
I'm eating apple sauce that I bought 6 months ago. I never noticed it said use 10 days after opening.
>>76111014
Wait wtf
That's an entire cheeseburger in a can?
I have no reaction image for my level of disgust
>>76109926
>the euros have been tricked in buying american food that doesn't actually exist
kek
I ate 2 McDee burgers last night because I was high as shit and I still feel awful.
Is this how Americans feel all the time?
>>76110943
Chicken == American style
Vienna hot dogs=Smoked brisket and seasoning.
Anything else is shit tier.
>>76110735
Lies spread by the Jews in Hollywood.
They even buy UK shows and do US versions of them badly on purpose.
>>76111238
They aren't dry, they are prepared as noodles typically are, put in to a mold so they keep their shape, and cooked in to that shape.
>>76111234
Do norwegians spell husband as c u c k?
>>76111014
Sexy af
>>76111291
Absolute madman.
>>76111345
Some. Yes.
>>76111007
its a red snappah bud only get them up heyah in best state
>>76111014
russia must have best
>>76109274
I'm on your team here England bro.
Threads like these are meant to keep those of us in the Anglo-sphere fighting among one another.
>>76111331
> the americans are so ashamed of their fucking terrible food they deny it exists
>>76111238
It looks delicious and no carbs.
10/10 would try
>>76111345
If you stay hydrated you'll be fine.
You're hungover, essentially.
>>76108863
We only eat high quality stuff like that during special events (like Christmas).
aren't those pretzels???
>>76110311
Check the ingredients on 90% of tesco hotdogs faggot. You can do it online, go now, then kill yourself.
>>76111346
What.
>>76111345
i feel awful after eating any mcdonald's
it's the addictive chemicals they put in the shit
>>76111345
Nobody actually eats McDonalds here except on rare occasions
Most Americans will just grill their own beef and make home made burgers. They're delicious
>>76111385
>he actually thinks this
a fucking leaf
>>76111345
We build up a tolerance to it
For you weak Eurocucks you might feel bad after 1 or 2 freedom burgers, but for the average US American, that number might be closer to 6-7
>>76111393
No, but every country should. Marriage is shit for all men.
Seriously, out of interest, what type of sausage would an american put in a hotdog?
>>76108863
why does it have the game logo on it
>>76111257
>'WELL NOW THESE MILK DUDS GIVE ME SILK CRUDS'
I genuinely haven't actually laughed out loud in like a whole year until I read that. God bless ya.
>>76111257
You have to go back.
>>76111376
Yeah that's why we redo all the shows we buy from you kek
>>76110346
>bbq sauce on your burgers
you're huge aren't you?
only people i've ever met that prefer BBQ sauce on anything except the occasional ribs has been obese
>>76111346
>now with TRIPLE the smoke flavouring
>british "cuisine"
>>76111446
hah m8
we don't sell this in the states
>>76111234
Really? It's actually a relatively peaceful state with a hard working populace.
They don't stand for liberal bullshit so that's probably why.
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>>76111446
Seriously though, a majority of the food euros have posted here aren't even a thing.
>>76111402
I think the only difference is that it thickened slightly. Then again it's been 6 months since I had any applesauce.
>>76111520
>Most Americans will just grill their own beef and make home made burgers
It's the only acceptable kind of burger.
>>76109777
>thousand island
This guy knows whats up
>>76111520
This
Literally the only people who eat mcdonalds are black people, teenagers and trailer Trash. Normal white Americans never eat that shit, and it makes it quite funny when you call us burgers. We grill our own or go to a higher scale burger place. McDonald's is complete trash
>>76111345
The only people who eat McDonald's are Stoners because none of you have standards
>>76111644
I'm guessing everything from Texas that reached Norwegian media was about gun violence or bizarre legislations or something.
>>76111629
> No mac and cheese in the states
Let me guess, no sweetcorn or BBQ sauce on pizza either? kek
>>76110719
>>76109926
It's thousand island dressing
>>76108380
I have so many of these in my fridge right now but I don't even know why because I never eat them
>>76110885
They'll care because America will stop arming the militaries of seventy countries for free
Say bye to NATO
>>76111583
And do them badly.
I swear those Jews do it in purpose to make us look bad.
>>76110505
trip to detroit ;^)
>>76111446
pulled pork goes on a bun, mac is the side
>>76111524
It's from a restaurant called Pimp My Noodles. Take a look. Those aren't dry noodles.
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is that glass?? that must be expensive as fuck
>>76111548
Ketchup and mustard
On rare occasions Horseradish.
New York has some weird mix and match type hotdogs but most Americans stick to these 3
>>76111783
That's funny actually because you really don't hear about bad things coming from Texas. Nobody talks about Austin or Dallas negatively like we talk about New York City or Chicago which are by far the biggest shit holes in the country next to Detroit - all liberal cities by the way
>>76111793
I used to go to this local pizza place that had BBQ chicken pizza, and that shit was fucking awesome.
Too bad it went out of business though.
>>76111615
yup looks about right for the upper peninsula
stay mad cucks
Do Brits even have this lovely sandwich called a sloppy joe? Measured it to show off how big restaurants are encouraged serve these sixteen ounce bad boys
>>76111853
>easy to eat
Germans are so fucking cucked out they don't even know how to eat properly
Hahahaha
>>76108380
>>76111853
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
>>76111711
>Neighboring pizzaland
>sells "American-style" Pizza
also
>captcha is pizza
god has spoken
>>76109359
we dont have either version :(
>>76110583
>can or jar
Are you a retard, or just playing one on the internet?
>pork
They're almost all beef, occasionally with chicken filler.
>>76110076
>>76110045
Lol why so mad about it?
I'd eat it, stop being a pussy
>>76111430
is food for hunters and anglers, in germany I saw similar and it was good in taste.
>>76111793
We have Mac and Cheese but just plain one.
You can get whatever you want on a pizza but post people stick to pepperoni or cheese pizza
>>76110505
Does someone have the copypasta that went along with this image?
>>76108380
They're absolutely ghastly, even when you consider that a hotdog is just rubbish mushed together to begin with.
>>76109006
Not gonna lie, I'd #reck some beef wellington m8.
>>76111824
>the office
We did a much better job on that than you retard inbreds.
Top gear would have been just as good if they had Adam corolla and Jay Leno instead of the baboons in their now
>>76111346
Does it have smoke flavouring?
>>76111836
Nigga that's where I am
>>76111346
i've never seen a chicken hot dog m8
>>76111793
>pulled pork BBQ
>on a pizza analogue
>WITH FUCKING CORN
Yankees don't even fuck it up this bad.
>>76112051
Where do you live? I've seen Cool Ranch in SW Ontario and Winnipeg.
>>76108672
Uh. Yea you do... Or else you're literally creating a bomb. I mean unless you meant you still take off the lid...
>>76109274
>some of the most important foods in the world being English
>>76111999
Minced beef in tomato sauce in a bun?
I make this when I can't be bothered to cook pasta.
>>76110436
>Looks unhealthy as fug, desu
You are a degenerate faggot, kill yourself
Does Europe have delicious curve bananas?
>>76111793
I got you famalamadingdong
A true American pizza staple incoming
>>76111783
>>76111644
>>76111234
It's because people in Norway associate Texas with the wild west, cowboys and the lawlessness that followed.
>>76109898
>D'ya like dags?
>>76110163
what baffles me is i got curious one day and decided to google pub menus in britain to see what they eat over there at a bar... it was the exact same fucking menu as any sports bar in america but they had their meat pies and a few curries sprinkled in it.
seriously you guys. hamburgers, wings, french fries, chili, nachos etc. you dont have any original fucking bar food? i would NOT be chuffed if i flew all the fucking way over to the UK for a proper pub meal and saw hamburgers and wings on the menu. in fact id be afraid to even order them because you fucks cant into america properly.
id be much more interested in cooking an authentic american meal for some brits. maybe some ribs, corn bread, collard greens.
>>76109359
You limeys need to learn the art of drowning almost everything you eat in ranch, it's especially good on pepperoni pizza.
>>76108380
>>76109926
I've never seen anything like that in stores. Even in the foreign food section, which has some pretty off the wall stuff.
>>76111793
I'm American and I wouldn't eat this. Yuck.
>>76109951
And that is commom knowledge right? Fuckoff you moron.
>>76109926
>>76111809
This, It's just re-labelled salad dressing. I use it sometimes when I want something different on my burger. Also tastes excellent on chicken sandwiches.
>>76112282
But there is special sauces and seasonings for it
>>76111065
Underrated post
>>76109116
>Private companies aren't allowed to rebrand government issued Winter Festival Single Serving Meals
What? Are you people allowed any freedoms?
they are really delicious
>British """""cuisine"""""
>>76109898
That's fucking terrifying.
>go to south carolina
>go to a "highly rated" BBQ joint
>order pulled pork sandwich and brisket
>pulled pork is made with fucking vinegar
>brisket is swimming in carolina style "bbq sauce"
Fucking animals.
>>76112429
This seriously made me gag
>>76112326
Kekking hard, wtf burgers?. Gimme a glass if Clamato with that.
>>76112506
You do realise you don't eat the fish heads, right?
>>76109837
Ranch=free range of grass where cattle graze
Farm=fields of crops, sometimes animals in pens
>>76109082
>>76109387
Brits master irony and make great cringy comedy characters. It's American humor that's generally rather corny. Compare The Office (Brit version) to Friends.
Here is our American imitation of European pastry
>>76112101
>>76112234
Why don't americans have straight chips?
>>76112380
True dat
What's even funnier is that they make fun of us for being fat and the food we eat, yet they're just as fat and eat the same garbage but somehow it tastes worse there
What constitutes a supreme or meat lovers pizza in the UK? Do you guys have a Hawaiian pizza? What is a UK-style pizza?
