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so this little japanese shit managed to survive in woods for 7 days and 6 nights

how much would an average american 7 year old boy survive in woods?

more importantly, how much would YOU survive in woods?
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>>75971502
>Japanese in woods
> survived in said woods
No, that nip failed at committing sudoku
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>>75971502

Based little ninja. I would have been eaten by a bear after day 1. Probably eaten in a sandwich by the bear somehow too. Fucking little dude.

> I bet his parents feel like twats though.

I would have looked for a countryside pub to be honest. Cheers.
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>>75971502
niglets one day
white kid for as long as he wants
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Depends on whether the American kid was raised by left wing or right wing parents.
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>>75971502

>Japanese woods

the whole island is fucking dead now, don't you fucks know what lives in the Japanese woods?
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>>75971502
Considering how fat american kids are they can probably survive for months.
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>>75971502
There was a man who was abandoned as a kid (12yo I think) in the mountains of Sierra Morena. The guy survived thanks to a pack of iberian wolves until his adulthood were he was "rescued". He adapted to live in the civilization but always wanted to go back with the wolves.
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>>75971502
What surprises me is how he didn't freeze to death during night.
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does living here count
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>>75972155
Is this some allusion to 47 Ronin
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>getting out of the woods
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>>75972799
...how do you have internet?
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>>75972446
https://youtu.be/nQaUMM8Kzwg

Holy in spanish.
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>>75971502
Let's not forget that Japan is allowing the parents to remain in custody of the child.
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>>75972799
Stay safe, and check your corners anon. Also what guns if any do you have, or are you protected by a militia group
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>>75972799
RARE
A
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>>75972799
Depends. Where do you live?
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>>75971502
Been a boyscout for over 20 years now.
I'd be fine... Probably would have made it back home on my own.
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Dat nigga Gohan.
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>>75973140
Does the Hitler Youth still exist?
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>>75971502
Se he can drink water from a creek.

Wew lad.
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most probably bumped into loads of suicidual japanese in the forest and they helped him, they liike doing suicide in forests.
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>>75973030
>gets lost at 7 years old
>speaks fluent spanish

somethings not right here
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>>75973359
>no subtitles
>entirely in spanish
>you understood it
You have to go back.
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>>75973202
No... Also I'm not a native German so i couldn't join anyway... (No not a mudslime)
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In the summer time it wouldn't be too hard. Just make sure you make a small bed above ground and have some shelter over you.
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Did you read the story? He found an abandoned military place that had a running tap and mattresses.
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>>75972799
i wanna know what you are doing on a white supremacist board
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>go into Nip woods
>doesn't commit sudoku

???
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>>75973544
smart kid. a bit lucky but smart nevertheless.
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Japanese forests... they have smaller, less venomous animals. Fresh clean water everywhere. Small little animals that want to be eaten. Less dangerous hobos all around.
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>>75973017
Would a lil Jew boy survive in the woods
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>>75973426

I'd much rather deport out all the spics from Cali tbqh pham
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Little shithead won't be throwing stones at any more cars, will he?

Parents deserve a medal. Bear infested woods. Little bastard probably passed the time throwing stones at the bears.
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>>75972799
>Not from the death capital of the world
>Bragging about being alive
Fuck off drama queen
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>>75973714

Except the hornets, those things are huge demon-spawn.
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>>75973672
Yeah, absolutely, I'm impressed too, but he didn't build a shelter and hunt animals for their skin to make a bed warm enough so he didn't hypothermia in the middle of the night.

That would be fucking nuts, even for an adult. We did survival camp at high school and everyone failed. Everyone. Not a single structure was authorised by our supervisor.

People don't seem to realise... We stopped living outside and started building dwellings for a reason. If you're going to live absolutely like an animal you need to be in a warm region with trees you can learn to sleep in, say an African savannah. Even then, Africans prefer mud huts. You people fail to realise, nature hates you. God, besides the face of God that is all humans together, hates you. 99.999...% of this universe is absolutely inhospitable to you.

This kid was a fucking wizard and his response to his father when he tried to apologise
>hai (yes)
Not "I forgive you," not any of that shit, but yes, yes you are a shit parent.

>>75973729
Mate... The average Aryan superboy would not last in the woods.
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>>75971502
>how much would an average american 7 year old boy survive in woods?
I ran away from home in North Idaho when I was a year older than this kid. I just went camping for two weeks. It was the best two weeks of my childhood. It changed me mentally, woke me up. I became very mature very quickly. I've spent weeks in the deep woods every summer since then. I've camped in forrests around the world.

All of our ancestors grew up in worse. We're all equipped to survive this way, just don't be stupid and it should be instinctual.
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>>75971502
>little japanese shit managed to survive in woods for 7 days and 6 nights
Sucker.
The three-year Yakut girl has got lost and 12 days a vein in a taiga
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Was in Japan recently. Japanese woods are really dense and thick. Little fucker did good finding shelter.

PIc related.
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>>75971502
I've grown up and still live in the mountains of Northwest Montana. Me an my brother have spent weeks at a time elk hunting from horseback one hundred miles from nowhere. I can start a fire with a shoestring and a stick make snares and dead fall traps and I've snatched brown trout out of streams by hand. Ill teach my sons the same because we still raise boys to be men in this part of the country
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>>75971502
>so this little japanese shit managed to survive in woods for 7 days and 6 nights

he survived one night, after which he found a place to sleep and tap water to drink.
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I wouldn't be fucking stupid enough to get lost in the woods.
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>>75971502
We've pretty much wiped out wolves here, so you only need to worry about cougars and bears, and coyotes only attack runners. Cougars won't go near a fire, so that leaves the bears. For bears you need to make a slapstick, they avoid loud noises.
Get those things down and all you need is a knife to survive out there as long as you need.
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>>75971502
Not true, he found an army barracks and slept in there.
He may have spent one night in the woods, but I doubt it.
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>>75971502
>how much would an average american 7 year old boy survive in woods?
Indefinitely as long as he can find game, ours are armed.
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>>75971502

all northern part of earth forest are plebs and you can sleep there without fear. try survive innawoods here just for one night
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>>75974698
YAKUTIA STRONK
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wow an entire week in the forest
This kid is amazing I bet he used his amazing survival skills like drinking water to survive. Wow I love Reddit for introducing me to this amazing person
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>>75973119
NEW
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Aren't Japanese kids generally more self-reliant than western kids anyway, seeing as how their parents don't keep them inside 24 hours a day so Tyrone or Ahmed doesn't murder or rape them?
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>>75974711
How the fuck could you even navigate that as an adult let alone a child? That shit looks like a deathtrap if you're in far enough.
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>>75972075
>white kid for as long as he wants
thanks for the laff
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>>75974641
you can't be mature and racist at the same time. just write a fucking novel.
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>>75974698
They look very chink to me "white" boy
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>>75972075
Why did he hurt that deer?
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>>75973963
Hehe. I like you. Are you a girl? if so i'll marry you so you can move here.
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>>75978002
'they' hurt the nature to make money
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>>75971502
>dat strong jaw
He's obviously an alpha jap kid, high test.
That's why he survived. A a typical grass-eating, limp-wristed millenial child wouldn't have.
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>>75978211
Deer meat isn't that expensive, man. It's one thing if they ate the deer, but just posing for pictures with a dead animal is fucked up.
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>>75971502
My kids would have survived for 7 days. I routinely went for weeks at a time without seeing another human being from ages 6-11.
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>>75971502
As long as I want. Anyone who can't live off the land doesn't deserve to live.
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>>75978284
this
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>>75971502
As long as you have water, a week is not that hard to survive.
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>>75978002
The deer had wmds.
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>>75978349
>but just posing for pictures with a dead animal is fucked up.
y-ye dat too
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>>75978570
says what video game ?
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>>75971502
Probably longer because of the higher fat reserves actually
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>>75978284
Looks likely, his parents hated him because hes too independent that's even why they did it to him.
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>>75978684
Look at the Irish hunger strikes. They all kept drinking water but didn't eat. Most lasted 40-70 days before dying.
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>>75971502

Americans wouldnt last a day.

Especially the /k/-faggots.

>INNAWOODS WITH MY M4 AND 1000 ROUNDS OF AMMO
>doesnt bring shelter
>brings mountain dew
>doesnt know how to start a fire
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its a 7 year old boy fags. He probably only needs 100 calorie diet of fruit and water to survive.
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>>75978284
he survived breaking coconuts and turtle shells with his jaw
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>>75973074

At least they tried to discipline him for his bad behavior (throwing rocks at cars).

Rather than just ground him, with his Xbox, iphone, toys etc..
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>>75971502
Average American boys are lost all the time in my state. Last one survived in the cold spring nights(still some snow on the ground) by making a lean-to shelter. He made it 13 days and 14 nights. Found in the morning with berries he was eating to survive.

Average Japan can suck a dick.
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>>75976096
They teach their 5 year olds to cook, wash clothes, prepare meals to school. They travel to school by train on their own.
5 year olds. There is documentary about this on vice japan.
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>>75976784
>what is compass
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>>75978848
well that's irish. americans are different species. their life and foods are so different than any other based white society i think.
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>>75974711
Fascinating how restrained the Japanese were with their deforestation

They live on an island the size of California and have 130 million people and yet the Island is still 67% Forest
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>>75979315
That's kind of something you'd have if you were prepared, although I suppose they are on phones.

Not even just directional navigation, though, it would just be an absolute cunt going through all that for what could be hours at a time. You also wouldn't be able to see shit if an animal is stalking you.
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>>75979436
Since most of them are 'fat' surely that would mean they'd last longer due to fat stores.
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>>75971502
Look the difference
>Japan
>1 kid in the woods with bears
>0 deaths
>USA
>2 apes in the zoo
>1 death
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>>75971502
>japanese woods
>dangerous
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>>75973359
He received an education after they rescued him. Is not suspicious at all is a well know case. Also at 7yo kids know how to speak spanish. My nephew of 4yo speak it very well.
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>>75971502
>Getting lost on an island the size of my burger storage room

wew
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>>75978684
> Video game

Uh, real life? You can last 3 minutes without air. 3 days without water. 3 weeks without food. On average.

As long as he wasn't in freezing weather, it's not too hard to make it a week.
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>>75974900
If you're not aware the kid didn't get lost in the forest his parents left him there

He misbehaved so they got in the car and drove off to scare him and make him feel guilty

When they drove back to pick him up he was missing

>Japanese parents
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>>75971502
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>>75971502
could literly start living in the forest now

only thing i would like to take with me are atleast my army boots, tomahawk and a bottle (empty cuz survival mode)
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well, as you should know from reading it, he stayed in a training site he managed to find
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>>75971502
I would starve or maybe get eaten by wolves lmao
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>>75974280
>This kid was a fucking wizard and his response to his father when he tried to apologise
>>hai (yes)
>Not "I forgive you," not any of that shit, but yes, yes you are a shit parent.
This lol, got a good kek at the response. Little man is an absolute hero and the ultimate troll, pissing off after two minutes lol.
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>>75973163
>Ctrl-F Gohan
We are of one mind.
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My parents abandoned me at the Grand Canyon when I was 9.
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>>75980288
Joe dirt?
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>>75971502
The average American kid wouldn't have waddled more than 100 feet from the car.
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>>75971502

In a finnish forest or other scandinavian i could survive for weeks. Throw me to some nips dense as fuck forest where i dont know the animals, plants, roots, shrooms, berries/fruits and i will be most likely dead as shit in less then a week
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>>75971502
Realistically I'd last as long as my body has energy.

I wouldn't be able to hunt, make a fire, know what is safe to eat.

That's if I'm lucky enough to not get sick from drinking water from a stream or getting a small cut and infection.
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>>75980288
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>>75971502
On my keychain is a box knife, small LED light, a compass, a watch, jute twine and a small strike-light.
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>>75979596
fair enough
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>>75972799
That's what you get for not using our dollar sand nigger. Hope you enjoyed the freedom we brought you
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>>75971502
I'd be fine because my dad and my environment taught me survival skills
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>>75980637
Dewey, real men use meth now get out of that trashcan we need to cook.
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>>75980021
I heard he's moving out of his house now to live on his own.
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>>75980770
>the freedom we brought you
please don't act like you guys are the best thing in the world. also it wasn't YOU, it was someone else that happens to be white too. you're no different than me we are on the same level.
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>>75980288
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>>75972287
Sven bringing the bantz
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Didn't his parents fucking abandon him there?
Do they still have custody of him?
He got lucky he found that military base.
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>>75971502
He found an abandoned barracks on the first day, he had insulated shelter and a tap with running water.
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>>75978089
Canadians are so pathetic
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>>75980986
>poland
>not even relevant
Shut up nigger and scrub some toilets
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>>75971502

He wasn't in the woods. He was found in an empty building on an army camp or something similar.
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>>75981274
>Poland
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This is all fake like the balloon boy
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>>75971502
Probably a month if I had nothing, potentially indefinately if I brought proper equiptment.

Kids here wouldn't last an hour in the woods without being in an RV, unless their families routinely took them camping.
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>>75978974
i kek'd
now i have coffee in my sinuses
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>>75981274
my dads probably richer than yours, hick.
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Must've been a bummer for the parents
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>>75974280
If I had basic forrestry gear (Knife, matches, string, hooks. The basic pack everyone brings) and it wasnt winter I dont doubt I'd live a week or two in the forrest.
I've spent a lot of time in the forrest when I was young. I know what plant roots are eddiable, I'm a awfull fisher but know the basics, I how to find water and how to make a fire without oil or paper or other fire starting aides.

Possible I could do without any of it but it'd be a real pain in the ass and it had better not be verry cold or I'd probably be fucked since >no fire, cant really build shelther
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>ITT : "look at me i'm a real man" "MUH BASIC SURVIVAL SKILLZ"
too much http://www.artofmanliness.com/ isn't very good
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>>75982164
Except that you're trained and experienced to do such. Most people aren't. Most people die. Nature hates most people.
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>>75971502
Look at that fucking based genki shounen MC, he probably went into the woods for a adventure and ended banging some milf youkai
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>>75978349
You know what happens if the deer aren't fucked up? They all die. Deer are like mexicans or blacks, they consume and consume, and repopulate and repopulate, to the point where there is nothing left to eat and nowhere to live, and they don't bother to stop breeding either, they just keep fucking doing it.
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>>75971502
>"Japanese boy lost in woods after form of punishment by parents."
>"Why is Japan such a degenerate place?"

>"Lost Japanese boy found again."
>"Can you even compete with him?"

Never change /pol/.
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if it was me id probably try to find wi fi for my phone until it was dark, realize it was way too cold and i didn't have a shelter and then masturbate to generate heat. id probably survive for 3 days or so
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>>75971502
>you


Well I probably would just start building a fire first day since I'm a 27 year old man..and then gradually build shelter , and they probably would find me sooner than 7 days and 6 nights
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>>75971502

I can't be the only one thinking of Snake Eater here, can I?
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Perhaps a spirit helped him?
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>>75981274
> Poland
kek good one
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>>75983688
little ol kojima lookin motherfucker eatin snakes in the woods n shit. Bet you're on to somethin
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>>75983189
>Never change /pol/.
*shills
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>>75983028
kek
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>>75983894

He lost the game though since he got found by the guards but otherwise he sounds pretty based. I wonder how he coped mentally and staved off boredom.
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>>75971502
Not dying in the woods for seven days wouldn't be terribly difficult, all you'd need is water. It takes a month or so to starve to death.
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I started agoge at seven and killed my first helot at fifteen.

Moderns are so weak.
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>>75984162
It sounds like he has some shithead parents. I'm sure just being alone and free to explore was entertainment enough.
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does japan have large predatory animals like north america?

it's spring time so he was probably pretty comfy
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>>75971502
>how much would an average american 7 year old boy survive in woods?
since there is at least one McDonalds or Starbucks per square mile in every american wood: all of them
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>>75981439
>that was six years ago

Fuck, man.
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>>75971502
that's not long enough to starve to death, as long as there aren't coyotes or drought, i could survive by just sitting on a log for seven days
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>>75971502
Lil cheeky nip just look at him
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>>75972799
Removing Gaddafi was a mistake
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>>75978349
It's not like Deer are endangered species, in fact they don't have many natural predators these days so hunting is essential to keep them from overpopulating
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>>75971502
Plot twist, that boy actually is the reincarnation of the forest guardian.
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>>75982909
Nature doesn't hate, it just is. It presents challenges for every life form on earth.

Surviving in the wild is difficult, but when you have the knowledge it's extremely possible.
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>>75977914
Even a huemonkley with zika in the depths of the jungle like myself knows that russians are not predominantly slavs Hitler, there are many Armenians, Mongoloid, Tungusic living there, hell they even have korean-russians such as pic related.
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>>75973202
>>75973443
oh, the hitler youth exists, you just gota know the right people
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>>75986167

Isn't there some Japanese myth about forest changelings or something?
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>>75978089
My penis is light and you can squeeze it tight
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what season?
summer,spring, and autumn should work 2weeks at least. Winter could be tough.
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simple, he took refuge in one of them mountain residents
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>>75978349
As a hunter i find you overly emotional bulshit offensive.
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>>75974101
And leeches that burrow under your skin
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>>75979506
Probably not economically viable to exploit--hilly, mountainous terrain. They spend a lot of money importing woodchips for paper, usually cut from my deforested bleak neck of the woods (southeastern US). They float it down the Mississippi on barges.

They wouldn't do that unless it was cheaper than cutting their own trees.
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>>75986506
I dunno anon, is it? As an asian, we do have this kind of challenge but during my age, we dont practice it anymore.
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>>75974711
see
>>75983796
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>Japanese woods
Do they even have dangerous animals?
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>how much would YOU survive in woods?

Probably really well lad, I'm an outdoorsman.
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>>75987429
Giant hornets that kill full grown adults, wild boar, bears
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>>75987515
leeches, fish that can swallow people whole, every river is actually a dragon
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>>75980069
Awww.
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>>75987944
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>>75971502
Ur mom can survive my dick for 7 days and 6 nights
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>>75988234
TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK
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>>75971502
>parents put him in the woods to punish him
>survives a week
>will go on to shatter the herbivore lifestyle instilling in future Japs a sense of manliness and honor
>probably befriended a bear or something
Looks like the parents were right.
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>>75972287
Preparation for the coming race war
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>>75972799
why did you remove Gaddafi again?
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>>75987429

i think they have black bears too. Not sure.
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I bet he played Metal Slug in the woods
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>>75971977
>leaddit-tier post
You have to go back to
>>>/reddit/
>>>/twitter/
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>>75972075
>killing an animal with an an automatic rifle
>being proud of it

Only amerifats could do that.
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>>75971502
I live in the woods (in a house). Fresh water is easy to find here. However you're fucked during winter without food supplies and shelter. I could try fishing and making fire but I dunno if it would work.
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>>75971502
I survived being lost in the woods easily - I just found a Japanese 7 year old boy and made him save me.
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I would switch to a primal mode and attempt to live like a bear.
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That's nothing.
The Japanese woods are the 2nd safest place on Earth (#1 is a Trump Rally, obviously).
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>>75971502
>Japanese boy survives week in woods
>Japanese adults survive <5mins at Bondi
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>>75973714
I think the real miracle here is that he didn't eat a poisonous plant or fungus.
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>>75979506
I've never really thought about it, but that's a good point. Maybe they can substitute bamboo products for wood?
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Kid walked into a military barracks

If there wasn't a base nearby he'd be fucked
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>>75971502

He took shelter in a military refuge from day 1.

He had water and maybe a little food.

Soldiers found him on a rainy day.
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What did the nigga eat

also japanese woods aren't nearly as bad as other countires
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>>75992634
>Soldiers
>japan

?
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>>75971502
What predators does japan have? America has tons of bears,snakes, etc
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>>75990212
>automatic rifle
>hunting
>checks flag
That makes sense
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>>75992798
>predators
>snakes
gtfo retard pussy faggot
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>>75992787

Yes the boy found the shelter, he was inside a military area used for exercises and manouvers or however the fuck that's called in english.

He had roof and warmth, and plenty of water and maybe a little bit of food.

Soldiers took shelter there on a rainy day and that's how they found him.

Japan has an army you sperg, and now it's active.
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>>75992798
higuma bear, giant hornet etc
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>>75972799
Raiden?
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>>75992911
black and yellow, mellow fellow, black and red, you're dead.
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>>75990212
Could be a semi-auto version, Not really sure.
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we mabu now
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>>75990212
Your country surrendered in WW2 without even attempting to fight. Which is why your women immediately started fucking the germans. You are known worldwide for being cowards
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>>75971502
Well, I was a SERE specialist so like. .forever?
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>>75992911
Dumb nigger detected. Go stick your face in front of a rattlesnake and get back to me
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>>75971502

Parents try to punish him pulling the
>Lol we're leaving you and you can walk home

plan backfires horribly, spend the next 7 days mourning and regretting their actions while he's off making them his bitches

His dad is going to wake up one morning and see this little fucker pinning his mom from behind
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>>75973539
And you know... Food and water.
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>>75992798
>What predators does japan have?
Asian mountain bears, basically a smallish to mid sized black bear, they could easily kill you. I have no idea of their behavior around humans though, but I suspect they'd are skittish after being killed for their bile since forever
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>>75980018
Have you ever tried to find food in the woods with no equipment? It's very difficult.
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>>75972075
using a war gun to shoot a deer : definition of faggotery
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>>75994045
Contrary to popular belief, there are actually a lot of leaves humans can eat. Most of it goes undigested but we can retain some nutrients from them, especially useful if you're trying to survive for a few days or a week.
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>>75974698
based rossikis should take over the russian federation
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>>75994045
>food in the woods with no equipment? It's very difficult.
Just find the brightest coloured most bitter tasting berries, like Jerusalem cherries (yes they are real), they are totally good for you goy
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>>75974711
japanese woods kek
new to the northern hemisphere?
people living in desert........
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>>75971502
He went ssj4 and kamehamehad the bears to fuck town.
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>>75994239

>frenchman
>afraid of guns

Have you ever held a firearm, Pierre?
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>>75993947
That kid is living in Hokkaido, Asian black bears aka moon bears don't live in there.
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It's not like it's winter or anything.
You just need to find some food and water. The water part's easy, and it takes about a week for someone to starve to death. He could start with even a single pack of trail mix and be fairly safe.

Granted, most 7 year-olds would bumble over a cliff in the interim.
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>>75986881

Wasting perfectly good meat is pretty shitty.
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I read Japs usually go to the woods to kill themselves. >>75971752 Failed Sudoku
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>summer
Infinitely. There's loads of edible stuff lying around. Drinkable water is easy to find and you can practically sleep without any shelter if you so desire.

>winter
lmao no. I could build some sort of shelter to wither and die in a couple of days probably
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>>75994982
a lot longer than a week
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>>75971502
>in woods
He found an empty army barracks on the first night. Kudos on that but it's not like he was wrestling bear bare-handed...
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>>75971502
Apparently he swam across 3 fucking rivers looking for food and shelter too.
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>>75995193
>wither and die in a couple of days probably
Couldn't you just perkele perkele up some fish?
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>>75974711
Reminds me of upstate NY
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That kid is more alpha than 99% of /pol/.

Prove me wrong.
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So is he still throwing rocks like a little shit?
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>>75979506
>They live on an island the size of California and have 130 million people and yet the Island is still 67% Forest
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>>75995394
I dont know how I would get through the ice and manage to grab em. I'm no fisherman.
If I had a gun I could hunt some birds no problem but meh. Winter is fucking harsh to be stranded outside.
With decent gear I guess you could make a high quality iglu and collect some wood and shit to get a stable bunker to survive in, so water and shelter would be fine, its just the food that is completely beyond my skill-level if I had to survive for a prolonged period of time
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>>75994239

>using a war gun

Just because the gun looks scary doesn't make it any different from any other gun.

But you = Feelings over facts
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>>75996195
>falling for blatant baits
Come on dude
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>>75996295
He's french, Poe's Law is in strong effect.
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We go into the woods and mountains for fun in the US.
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<<<THIS 7 YEAR OLD JAPANESE SON OF A BITCH IS SURVIVING
>SUPER
DANGEROUS FOREST THREATS.. AND BASICALLY
You're not a fucking woodsman
How? Just read the free article...
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>>75988870
They didn't want to be the laughing stock for /pol/ because of their flag.
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>>75971502
I live in California so I only really have to worry about bears, the cold at night, and finding a water source. Food is easy since there are jack rabbits everywhere but you can't eat only jackrabbit for more than a week or you will get rabbit starvation so I need to find at least one other food source if I'm staying longer than a couple days(probably a coyote). My survival chances really depend wether I have a gun or not. If u can bring my o/u 12 ga I can definitely survive a week. Fire is easy since there are a bunch of super dry branches everywhere and if I had the gun I can start a fire easier with that. I guess I have a bretty gud chance of living a week.
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>>75971502
He was obviously smart enough to bring food though.
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>tfw grew up in one of the most inhospitable places in the world.
>tfw know that if I had the right clothes I could survive in said place.
>tfw if i had tools

sometimes being inupaq has its boons
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>>75971502
Despite being an Eagle Scout I probably wouldn't last long
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>>75971502

any boy scout could.
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>>75996172
Pretty much the same where I live, with out a rifle you'd be fucked, and still survival is iffy even well equipped. About the only thing you could do would hope for clear weather and iron man it due south hoping to run into something ,although historically that hasn't worked too much better than digging in (see Franklin Expedition, among others)
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>>75978002
The deer was a communist.
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>>75971502
7 days? So you just have to find water (a few puddles at worst). I think pretty much everyone could survive that.
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>>75971502

We used to spend a week in the woods with friends when I was that age.

Granted I am in my 30's. Kids used to play outside alone and by themselves from about that age throughout the 80's and 90's and of course before.

By 7 I was already spitting on homeless men and local pedophiles from the top of the bridge.
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>>75979227
I mean.. I did that when I was 5.

Granted I lived in an entirely white area and its only recently I even actually met a black person.
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I didn't eat any food for 30 days. All you need to survive is just a bit of water. There is a shitload of water in Japan.
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I read that he found an abandoned military shelter with a water tap and matresses. Not that impressive that he survived desu, just very lucky to bump into that
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So long as you have shelter and water, Japanese mountains are fucking easy mode. They're some of the most abundant mountains in the world in terms of wild, edible vegetation. You could easily survive just on the wild turnips for a week if you had to.
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He was lucky he found that base.
I wonder if anything will happen to the parents, since they first lied to authorities about "kid got lost picking wild vegetables" and not "dumped that little shit in the woods because he threw rocks"
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>>75995744
we have to keep the global population down goy, we're too overpopulated, the earth can't sustain all of us.
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>>75997936
If it was that easy to survive in the woods, why aren't most homeless people moving to the woods instead of cities where they are at constant risk of being beaten to death by thugs?
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>>75999019
Because no one gives you money for alcohol in the woods.
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>>75971502
>so this little japanese shit managed to survive in woods for 7 days and 6 nights
So a week? That isn't all that impressive really. If you can find a source of drinking water your golden. our country has a lot of rural areas so it depends on where your from. southerns, mountine and swamp folk could prolly handle it. I'd die pretty early on I'm a coastal city boy.
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nice now lets see that kid try that im american woods. he wouldn't last 2 fucking days. jap woods don't have bigfoot and werewolfs. fucking amateur...
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>>75996772
inupiaq*

Learn to spell correctly the name of your tribu, San.
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i was down when i heard about this kid getting ditched in the woods (shitty parents piss me off) and it really brightened my day that he made it.

awesome little dude.
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>>75971502
>more importantly, how much would YOU survive in woods?
I watch Survivorman with Les Stroud almost everyday.
its my favorite show and I bought the DVD's.
So... I imagine I would do better then most given the knowledge I have taken from it.
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>>75971502
Did he bring his sks?
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>>76001757
Bigfoot doesn't exist.
Werewolves do though and they will buttrape you. Horny fuckers.
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>>76003567
buying into the "bigfoot doesn't exist" meme

die.
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>>76004735
Nigga I just finished watching a 7 episode series on Bigfoot done by Les Stroud (Survivorman).
He went to every big foot area in the world and tried every method to get footage or some proof they existed. Millions of special devices, cameras and everything.
As expected nothing fucking happened and there still exists no proof of them.
The fact is if these creatures existed in any decent number which they'd probably have to in order not to go extinct then we'd have had plenty of encounters by now.
I am nearly 100% certain that Bigfoot does not exist.
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>>76005162
les stroud said he had experiences with bigfoot before. also how many animals did he capture? probably few to none. the woods is a place bigger than you could imagine. finding bigfoot is like finding a needle in a haystack.
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>>76005615
He captured a bear, a cougar and a few other animals.
Not that many given it was a whole series but a few.

I don't dispute your points but without more hard evidence I think I will choose to remain a skeptic.
I just feel that if they did exist and in decent numbers we'd have come across them more often and come across more obvious evidence of them having been in areas more often.
Sure some people have reported sightings (usually at night) but the eyes can play tricks on you easily in the woods especially at night... I have had it happen to me before.
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