>from Ireland
>currently on vacation to U.S.
>decide to try the local food and go to McDonalds
>attempt to place my order, but the underage negress cashier can't remember something as simple as "I want a small coca cola and a hamburger with no onions"
>she keeps trying to give me a large drink
>she eventually says "Could you make eye contact with me when you're talkin'?"
>I forcibly make eye contact with her and say "Hello. Could I please have my money?"
>she hands me half of my change and says "could you do it again?"
>I tell her to fuck off and the manager just gives me the rest and my order, then says "Sorry about that"
So are all American employees this entitled, or just the new generation? Where I'm from, people actually appreciate the fact that they're given the opportunity to work in the first place.
Did you tip her?
Maybe if you didn't talk like a babbling potatonigger she could have understood your order.
> appreciate an opportunity to work
You make a nice wageslave, goy
>>75939548
My English is much better than an American's Ebonics. Would you like to hear my simulated American accent?
>>75939300
They don't really expect that in fast food places, right?
Its prolly because a large coke costs the same as a small coke here. Cashiers just auto give you the biggest one
nah she's a cunt
>>75939698
They do not
>local food
>McDonalds
this is what euros actually believe
>>75939109
nah, just negroids
>>75939109
NEVER get in a line behind a black person, or where a black person is the person waiting on you.
>>75939682
So you're self employed? I work for a small business and I'd be fired if I spoke rudely to customers.
>>75939733
Strange. What's the point of even having smalls, then? And for the record, they had multiple prices on the menu, but I don't know if that even matters.
>>75939897
What else is there in North Carolina?
>>75939109
What state are you in, laddy?
Did she want the D by any chance?
I'm surprised they still offer drinks that aren't large, since they're $1
kekwelcome to burgerstan son watch out for the roaming north American pavement apes and keep your concealed side arm clean and ready
>>75939300
You don't tip at fast food restaurants. Tips are for sit down restaurants for servers.
>>75939994
I sure hope not, but don't American women hate uncircumcised penises anyway?
>>75939957
South Carolina, but I was in NC when that occurred.
>>75940054
So they're all this bad?
I live in one of the blackest cities in America and the McD cashiers here don't fuck up my order?
You probably worded it in a unusual or confusing way.
>>75939698
>micks trying to speak English
Let's hear it.
>>75940183
That kind of treatment is not normal.
>>75939954
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbecue_in_North_Carolina
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuisine_of_the_Southern_United_States#Southern_cuisine_for_the_masses
>>75939109
>Where I'm from
Exactly nigger, you actually get paid shit there
Try being cherry when you can't live comfortably even tho you're working 40+ hours a week
>>75940183
It might have helped if you weren't a mumbling aspie and made yourself heard like a man
That is a shitty way to treat a paying customer, though
>>75940183
>So they're all this bad?
yea pretty much all fast food restaurants are staffed by blacks who flunked outta high school. There are a few individual locations with competent staff, but they are few and far between.
>>75940183
Go to Texas if you want to see real 'merica
>>75939109
Black people in america are so coddled by the government it is fucking unreal. Like you can't fire them or they'll go to court for "racism" and guess what, they pretty much always win.
>>75940344
Yeah very rarely have I ever had that kind of service in even the most shit of fast food joints. Maybe she had a hard time understanding your accent?
>>75939109
>let's try the local food!
>goes to a shitty fast food joint
What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
>>75940712
>actually thinking blacks almost always win in American judicial system
Wew lad
>>75940330
I await your critique.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RTytJ0TSmf
>>75940283
I said it like this http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Mn8dhONGix
>>75940344
>>75940183
>>75940722
As someone who has worked at McDonalds, I've seen this, and it only comes from one sort of person, black females.
They are the worst customers to serve as well.
Fast food is an American product not an American cuisine. Southern food is American cuisine. New England seafood is American cuisine. Cajun & Creol is American cuisine. Tex-Mex is American cuisine. Californian fusion is American cuisine. Soul food is American cuisine. Southwestern food is American cuisine. Floribean is American cuisine. Amish food is American cuisine.
Goddammit potato most of us only eat at fast food places when we are drunk or hungover.
>>75940887
Not bad tbqh
>>75940887
OK she was probably being a cunt
Most real local restaurants in NC have pretty decent service , so... just don't go to that particular restaurant, then?
>celtic peasant thinks McDonald's is a delicacy
>doesn't realize it's trash for the rabble
Should have eaten at in n out tbqh
Also, yes, McDonald's employees are fucking trash. This shit happened to me last week actually.
>>75941257
also work on your beta body language, all of that Guinness has ruined your test levels
>>75939954
No, I'm a wageslave myself, but at least I'm aware of that and don't put my employment above my pride
Nah they're not all like that, it's just [THIS POST UNAVAILABLE IN EU MEMBER STATES DUE TO THE HATEFUL AND/OR VIOLENT NATURE OF ITS CONTENT. ANY DELIBERATE ATTEMPT TO ACCESS CENSURED CONTENT WILL RESULT IN PROSECUTION TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW UNDER CONSPIRACY AND ACCESSORY GUIDELINES FOUND IN EU RESOLUTION #3648.]
>>75941338
There's a difference between that and blatant arrogance tho
>>75939109
A. You're a pussy that is afraid to look a WOMAN in the eye. Americans don't have mercy for rude weaklings.
B. A large is THE SAME FUCKING PRICE as a small at McDonald's. Get a large. If you're a fat puss with a low metabolism, drink a few bird sips and throw the rest away. Don't be a fucking chump and pay the same price for a small because you don't want to waste .0001 lb of recyclable cardboard.
C. Don't cuss in a McDonald's you edgy fucking fag. People take their kids there and they don't appreciate feminine Europeans making a scene in front of their children.
You're the degenerate one here douchebag. How does it feel to be out white manned by a black woman? Hope you enjoy your stay cunt.
>>75939954
>What's the point of even having smalls, then?
Smalls are for the elderly, because they get them for 32 cents.
>>75940661
>tfw someone posts an image you made
>tfw its been cropped
I put "fuck oklahoma" in there for good reason faggot.
>>75941402
>Nah they're not all like that, it's just [THIS POST UNAVAILABLE IN EU MEMBER STATES DUE TO THE HATEFUL AND/OR VIOLENT NATURE OF ITS CONTENT. ANY DELIBERATE ATTEMPT TO ACCESS CENSURED CONTENT WILL RESULT IN PROSECUTION TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW UNDER CONSPIRACY AND ACCESSORY GUIDELINES FOUND IN EU RESOLUTION #3648.]
Fucking kek, yeah, last week I had a few [THIS POST UNAVAILABLE IN EU MEMBER STATES DUE TO THE HATEFUL AND/OR VIOLENT NATURE OF ITS CONTENT. ANY DELIBERATE ATTEMPT TO ACCESS CENSURED CONTENT WILL RESULT IN PROSECUTION TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW UNDER CONSPIRACY AND ACCESSORY GUIDELINES FOUND IN EU RESOLUTION #3648.] That bitch went to get the manager and when [THIS POST UNAVAILABLE IN EU MEMBER STATES DUE TO THE HATEFUL AND/OR VIOLENT NATURE OF ITS CONTENT. ANY DELIBERATE ATTEMPT TO ACCESS CENSURED CONTENT WILL RESULT IN PROSECUTION TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW UNDER CONSPIRACY AND ACCESSORY GUIDELINES FOUND IN EU RESOLUTION #3648.].
You can't let these people talk down to you, you have [THIS POST UNAVAILABLE IN EU MEMBER STATES DUE TO THE HATEFUL AND/OR VIOLENT NATURE OF ITS CONTENT. ANY DELIBERATE ATTEMPT TO ACCESS CENSURED CONTENT WILL RESULT IN PROSECUTION TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW UNDER CONSPIRACY AND ACCESSORY GUIDELINES FOUND IN EU RESOLUTION #3648.]
>>75939109
>no onions
>>75939109
You dun goofed. Try
Culver's
In N Out
Rally's/Checker's
Carl's Jr/Hardee's
As well as any bar that serves burgers. Any of these will be far superior to even a white staffed McDonald's. And if you do enter a restaurant and see feral Africans, do feel free to turn around and leave.
>>75941503
Whoever I stole it from must have cropped it then, I left the meme the way I found it.
>>75939954
>What else is there in North Carolina?
FUCKING RIB CITY NIGGA
>>75941547
Yeah I used to work and chick fil a and the same thing happened every day these [THIS POST UNAVAILABLE IN EU MEMBER STATES DUE TO THE HATEFUL AND/OR VIOLENT NATURE OF ITS CONTENT. ANY DELIBERATE ATTEMPT TO ACCESS CENSURED CONTENT WILL RESULT IN PROSECUTION TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW UNDER CONSPIRACY AND ACCESSORY GUIDELINES FOUND IN EU RESOLUTION #3648.]
>>75939954
smalls are for children and people who haven't bought a full meal
>>75941611
Ever try steak n shake? Is it any good?
>>75941606
>irishman orders a raw potato with his burger
>is surprised when a based negress brings home the bantz
>Where I'm from, people actually appreciate the fact that they're given the opportunity to work in the first place.
Why lie? I've been there. Complaining is the national pastime of Ireland.
>>75939698
>Would you like to hear my simulated American accent?
very much so
>>75939109
Go to a real local place next time, or just get better bait
>>75941413
I did not comment on her arrogance, but on your view on labour
>>75940887
Found the problem. You were saying your order like a civilized person, polite but with an artificial sort of lilt. That confuses the negro. It expects you to stare right into its eyes and say: yo gimme a coke and burger with no onions bitch. That would be respectable. They don't respect interaction without an element of intimidation and macho extroversion involved.
>>75940970
Why the females specifically? What's their problem?
>>75940582
>>75940996
>>75941257
Alright, thanks for this info.
>>75940822
I took the American burger meme a bit too seriously.
>>75941318
What does not looking into a young negro's eyes has to do with my testosterone?
>>75941338
So you're going to get fired over a customer not looking at you?
>>75941470
Heh, that's quite an interesting look on it.
A.) I assume you don't like looking at blacks either, right? Is it a requirement to do so in the first place, let alone for an underage wageslave?
B.) Fair enough, economically speaking, but keep in mind that not everyone eats huge American sized portions and desires to become overweight.
C.) It was midnight, so there were no children. There were only like 3 people in there.
Do you seriously consider me a degenerate when all I did was get angry at a rude employee? I think that's a bit silly.
>>75940887
totally passable, if a bit robotic.
>>75939109
>on vacation to U.S.
>visits NC
???
[THIS POST UNAVAILABLE IN EU MEMBER STATES DUE TO THE HATEFUL AND/OR VIOLENT NATURE OF ITS CONTENT. ANY DELIBERATE ATTEMPT TO ACCESS CENSURED CONTENT WILL RESULT IN PROSECUTION TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW UNDER CONSPIRACY AND ACCESSORY GUIDELINES FOUND IN EU RESOLUTION #3648.]
>>75941674
Can confirm
>>75942024
Yeah, fucking niggers
>>75942019
Doesn't want dudes legally walking in on his daughters
>>75941990
nigger females have attitude. they're never wrong, and you're always "disrespectin" them
>>75940887
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RTytJ0TSmf
>unintelligible paddy-nigger blabber
Jesus Christ you mick cunt, I can't understand a word you said. Stop speaking gay-lic and speak the Queen's English or go back to the Shire with Frodo.
>>75941990
Not really. Americans expect blacks to be rude. Keep in mind though, not looking someone in the eyes when you are talking to them is considered shifty here. And you don't have to eat the whole portion. Food and money is plentiful here. Rejecting portions because you don't want to look fat is stupid. Just get the whole thing and throw the rest at a hobo from your car.
>>75942244
You sound like a robot
>>75942499
I had assumed it was just some automated thing and he posted it as a joke.
It is what it is brew
>>75941990
>Why the females specifically? What's their problem?
They fail constantly to perform basic tasks, then lash out at others, when they are told to do work. They have a horrible attitude, they have no respect for others; customers, co-workers, even superiors, they will mouth off to, but that is the norm so they never receive any repercussions.
At least most black men that I have worked with respect their fellow workers, and are decent at their jobs.
>>75940996
As a southerner now living in New England. Seafood here is very..British as far as I've heard british food described. Its bland as fuck. The batter they use for fish is devoid of any spices. Its like eating flour basically.
>>75942641
He sounded fine until he said Ryan. After that everything mashed together into one syllable like eurotrash talk.
>>75939109
>try the local food
>McDonalds
McDonalds is as globalized as it gets. You should've went to a fucking random diner and gotten food instead
>>75942862
>Seafood here is very..British as far as I've heard british food described
fuck off ajajajajahahaha
confederate genocide, best day of my life
>>75939109
You think our local food is McDonald's?
Most Americans are food snobs now and look down on people for eating there.
Honestly, check out Google for some cool local restaurants in your zip code.
I'd hate for you to come here and judge our food by some fucking Mickey D's.
>>75942862
You're supposed to dip it in tartar sauce or drown it in malt vinegar.
Mcdonalds is generally alright considering its cheap and quick, but it's definitely not quality.
You should just look up local diners or popular restaurants in whatever state youre visiting.
Are you trying to tell me they don't have mcdonalds in Ireland? I find that hard to believe.
Anyways, fast food places where niggers are working is a risky proposition.
>>75943751
>Drowning your food in vinegar to improve the flavor.
>>75939109
no not all american employees are that entitled.
Where are you in the US? I work part time as a cashier for a kickass grilled sandwich shop. I'd never do shit like that to you.
I fucking hate it when I go somewhere to eat and they have shitheads on the cashier who have to take an attitude with me.
>>75939109
also what the fuck does you looking her in the eyes have anything to do with it?
>>75939109
Always avoid nigger cashiers and hit self-checkout.
>>75943446
I'll just take it a step further. New Englanders in general look more inbred than any southern I've ever seen. Also on average there are more "rednecks" than I've ever seen here and I was born in rural Georgia.
>>75943751
I've already figured that out. They give you a metric fuckton of both usually.
>>75939109
>small coke
>one burger
What happened to when in rome, do as the romans do?
>>75939109
>decide to try the local food and go to McDonalds
stopped right there.
>>75939109
>Mcdonalds
>the only mick youve ever been inside
>be potato nigger
>act like beta cuck
>get treated like one
>in a McDonald's
Welcome to America.
>>75939109
What part of nc?
Born and raised here.
Just type burger or bbq in google maps
Then filter out the fast food and you will find good local restaurants.
Also try cookout it is one of the most American fast food places. Has in god we trust on the cup and NASCAR everywhere.
>>75941715
[THIS POST..... etc]
Nice one mang. Should be added to every single /pol/ post from now on.
>>75940183
If you're in Charleston there are some great restaurants. Stay away from fast food, that's shit tier grub. Nobody with any decency is going to go to mcds
>>75943098
Dude mcdonalds is america. You ate all a bunch of fatties.
>>75942862
I'm also a southerner stuck in New England. Outside of nyc, most restaurants up here suck, the people up here are afraid of flavor and they can't cook -_-
>>75941470
Stfu dumb fuck. Keep your shitty McDonald's to yourself, you're going to try and school a foreigner on ghetto trash fast food etiquette? Wow, retard!
>>75942862
Don't you ever insult British food again you traitor fuck. They make the best breakfast on God's green earth and you'd do well to remember that. McGriddles is not breakfast, it is fucking trash.
>asking for a small coke when every other size is literally the same price
That cashier was a complete bitch, but you should have taken the offer.
>>75939109
You were visiting one of the coasts, weren't you?
>>75939109
>comes to the USA
>has McDonalds to try local food
Hey, howsabout I go to Ireland and have nothing but potaotes and Guiness?
>>75945882
They no longer have that deal.
>>75940599
This
>forced eye contact
Lmao, fucking sub-Scottish bitch
