https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb8cErokGFs
The cringe compilation is here!
>>75927664
But who will build the roads?
>>75928011
J E T P A C K S
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>NOT INCLUDING THE LEGALIZING HEROIN FOR KIDS MOTION
That naked guy has to be a Trump plant to just kill off the Libertarian Party. No one can take them seriously anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JTUs8AskJY
>>75927664
literally
>muh roads
YOU DA REAL MVP, OP!!!
>>75927664
Thanks, no fucking way I was going to sit thru hours of lolbertarian drivel just to see the le epic fat sperglord.
>>75927664
>vote Green
Fuck off
Also they somehow forgot to put in the funniest part:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_toYr_Hcdo
>>75927664
>Libertarians running on a platform allowing people to do whatever they want
>get surprised when someone gets on stage and does whatever they want
pottery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJuFfWwGpjA
>>75928835
i didn't, just thought it was a joke
too bad people are too thin skinned and retarded to not ignore the fat fuck
>>75927664
>libertarians act like they are the successors to the founding fathers
>act like this
>forget that the founding fathers were classic liberals and that classic liberalism died with JFK
How can anyone even take this party seriously when all these do is spew memes, let fat people dance and make shitty jokes? They're attempting to run for the most powerful position on the planet.
>>75928882
im going to make a compilation form this one
>>75929029
well the Libertarian party already was a joke to begin with. The obese stripper was just the final nail coffin. Maybe they'll fuck off once and for all and stop siphoning Republican votes every election
>four minutes of "cringe" out of a three day convention
LIBERTARIANS BTFO
>>75928835
You're so right! Libertarians just want to let everyone do what they want on another person's stage, totally true! MAGA! :^)
>>75929250
i'm seriously considering trump, not because of the shit show but because that nigga Johnson is anti 2nd amendment
ITT nervous trumpfaggots
>>75929353
stop trying to make the Libertarian Party happen. Its not going to happen!
>>75927664
Rothbard is rolling in his grave right know
>libertarians
kek
>>75928882
The entire thing is a goldmine of comedy.
Holy fuck my sides
>lolbertarians
>>75929396
don't waste your vote on some 3rd party loser. Vote for Trump. Especially if you're in
>Ohio
>Virginia
>Florida
>Pennsylvania
>>75928827
Holy fuck, that's the inbreedest jewiest jewberg nosestein that I've ever seen.
>>75929652
I just about lost it when that lady mentioned dobby and then I realized that she looks like dobby
>>75929517
You can't stop what repeating digits confirm.
>check em'
>>75929839
no, check these
>>75928084
Who will build the jetpacks?
>>75927664
>>75929992
damnit
>>75929839
You suck Gary.
>dobby the fucking elf
im done man.
Im pretty libertarian but what the fuck man, what the fuck?
>>75929992
Johnson's Johnson > Trump's Stump
I'm tellin' ya, Don's compensatin' for somethin'. Digits confirm.
>>75927664
>He actually says "muh roads"
lmfao
>>75930152
get for Trump/Wilders axis
>>75930331
why can't I have nice things?
>>75929396
>ever thinking of voting for open borders, gun control "dude weed" because of "muh libertarian party"
And I bet you complain about the mindless partisanism of the two party oligarchy too
>>75927664
leftists have totally infiltrated libertarianism!!!!
>>75927664
Jesus Christ, I use to have hope in the Libertarian Party, but its just an unfunny joke now...
>>75930480
KEK does not like Libertarians.
>>75930331
get for libertarians
get for trump is the best candidate that currently has a chance of winning, but /pol/ is retarded
>>75930544
>leftists
*autists
>>75930560
There was a brief period in the late 2000s when Libertarians actually had a chance to become relevant
That chance has passed, now they are once again the joke everyone thought they were
>>75927664
I wanted them to say...
"where we're going, we don't need roads"
>>75930681
>there are still idiots voting libertarian on /pol/
Please kill yourself
>>75930152
You're embarrassing yourself again Gary.
>>75930560
You had any at any point? Rothbard abandoned that trainwreck a long time ago.
>>75927664
And yet now the LP nominee is getting unprecedented media coverage and poll numbers.
It's really sad that the neo-/pol/ is infested grown manchildren supporting meme-candidates. You're all doing shitty damage control
>>75930873
>open-borders gungrabber
>>75930757
And yet he's being shown on Fox, CNN, MSNBC, etc etc as being proper alternative to Trump and Shillary, with poll numbers to show for it
You two-party shills really need to try harder
>>75931110
>Closed-borders "they took our jerbs!" cuck
>>75930873
>And yet now the LP nominee is getting unprecedented media coverage and poll numbers.
>implying polls mean anything
I wish I was autistic enough to screencap every cap like yours and compile them to rub it in your faces when you fail to even get 2% of the popular vote. I'm being nice, you have 2% to impress me. Keep in mind the Libertarian party didn't even get a solid 1% in 2012.
We need to start shilling for the Green Party. Split the Democrat vote.
>>75931235
More damage control? Keep trying two-party shill, you're getting scared
>libertarian
>>75931512
After watching that video I can't help but laugh at you
>>75931192
you dont turn cuck around the other person when youre the one advocating for foreigners retard
it doesnt work that way.
>>75931512
>scared
Ahahahahaha!!!!
I call upon Kek, god of memes and lulz. Grant me autism for the next five months so I may record the delusion of libertarians for generations to come. Amen.
>>75931838
>>75931610
Some well thought out arguments here coming from meme-candidate supporters
>>75931192
>closed borders are bad
>quoting a cartoon
>misusing the term "cuck"
Starchild from California? Is that you?
I can't believe I called myself a libertarian 4 years ago. I even voted for Johnson. Ramzpaul was right again.
>>75932027
johnson is a hillary agent.
>>75930152
Cant Parry The Gary
>>75927664
They will never recover from the 2016 Convention will they?
The Green Party won't hold theirs until early August.
http://www.gp.org/2016-gpus-presidential-nomination
>>75931779
Considering that I'm not the one worried about losing a minimum wage job to foreigners like the rest of you manchildren, I used the word just fine.
>>75931965
I think I called upon the god of Donuffin because I really don't feel like it.
>>75931965
How in the fuck can you call Trump a meme candidate after watching the videos ITT.
Never mind this is bait.
>>75930814
I kekked, thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNSAJohDfg4
>>75932167
K...keep me posted.
I predict that the Green convention will be laughably small and amateur but believe they will be dignified, well, as dignified a bunch of tree-hugging hippies can be.
>>75931971
>closed borders are bad
They are bad. Trump-o-nomics doesn't apply to real life, no matter how much you unironically support this meme-candidate.
Immigration has been proven over and over again to increase GDP and market activity.
>>quoting a cartoon
And?
>>misusing the term "cuck"
Read my other replies.
You people really need to have an original opinion of your own. Parroting what you see on a satirical image board isn't working well for you argument
>>75927664
Kek, the one constant in my political beliefs over my life has been that lolbertarians are autistic fucks who should probably be the first against the wall. I thought that when I was a socialist, I think it now I'm a Nationalist.
>>75932263
The LP nominee has nothing to do with the cringey shit from that convention. You're all doing terrible damage control
>>75927664
>muh roads
Jesus fucking Christ
And there was never another pro-Libertarian thread on /pol/ again
>>75932492
>Immigration has been proven over and over again to increase GDP and market activity.
I'd rather take a hit to the economy than live next to subhuman spics and pay for their welfare.
>>75933141
Who the fuck cares about GDP anyway? GDPP is all anyone should care about.
>>75932027
I remember years ago when there were libertarians actually complaining about Ron Paul giving them a bad name:
>In the Appendix to his most recent book Liberty Defined, Paul usefully lists "The ten principles of a free society." First among these is the proposition that "Rights belong to individuals, not groups..." The second asserts that "All peaceful voluntary economic and social associations are permitted..." So, if groups have no rights, Americans as a group have no collective right to impede non-American individuals in the exercise of their rights to free movement and association (which, Paul insists, "derive from our nature and can neither be granted nor taken away by government"). These are principles that ought to lead straightaway to the conclusion that anything but a policy of open borders and open labor markets is violation of fundamental individual rights, and Paul does recognize this, sort of. "In the ideal libertarian world, borders would be blurred and open," he admits in the immigration of Liberty Defined.
>But suddenly we find Paul dancing daintily around the policy sombrero. "Civilization,” he writes, “has not yet come even close to being capable of such a policy, though it engages in some historical discussion."
>So when it comes to protecting the wealth of propertied Americans, Paul is an absolutist who will brook no compromise. Taxation is slavery! But when it comes to defending an equally basic, principled commitment to free immigration and unrestricted labor markets, Paul develops a keen sensitivity to complicated questions of feasibility, hemming and hawing his way to a convoluted compromise that would continue to affirm the systematic violation of the individual rights of foreigners who would like to live and work in America, and those of Americans who would like to live and work with them.
https://newrepublic.com/article/94477/ron-paul-distorted-libertarian-ideology
well they got what they want, a total cuck party
>>75933364
>Who the fuck cares about GDP anyway?
Rich banker type people like Soros. You know, the only people that matter in politics anymore.
kek thanks OP I needed a good keking
>>75927664
They could probably save a lot of time and money if they held this and the Minecraft convention at the same time.
>>75933537
That image really makes you think.
note that they're all white
>>75931512
>that painful shop
well at least you can go on pretending that even if he was at ten percent you would still be irrelevant
>>75928254
Ya know.. you just might be right. Trump does it again.
Being an Aussie I'm assuming you haven't watched a Libertarian Party convention before. I was curious about them when I was a kid and watched one in the late nineties on CSPAN. It completely turned me off. All their conventions are a shitshow of dorks.
>>75929398
Gary Johnson's wife funneled fat contracts to his business while she was on the board of Intel. He's not a businessman he's an anti-competitive nepotistic fraud.
>>75927664
>Vote Jill Stein
>Green Party 2016
>>75929353
4 minutes of cringe, 71 hours of awkward silence and 56 minutes of "Oh I guess Trump isn't that bad, this party is going nowhere".
What a shit compilation
Petersen literally says we will have jetpacks in the future so we don't need roads and whoever made this left that and the best parts out
>>75938829
>we will have jetpacks in the future
That's later in the compilation.
>>75927664
As a libertarian. This convention was fucking embarassing. The debate was just..painful to watch. Daryll Perry was the worst of them all. As a NH resident I'm sorry we produced this.
>>75930034
the roads
