I was all boned up for a game of Eurasian Risk, when OP fucks off and everybody leaves. Weak, seriously. But I'll stick around for you.
Rules are as posted; generals will only be granted to disadvantaged nations. Let's have a fun, clean game.
(This is my first time GMing one of these things, so go easy on me pls)
>>75920736
>Holy Vatican Empire.
>Red
>Italy
>>75920736
Bumping for interest. Kinda have to have more players to start
>>75920736
Taranto Scorpiongirl Empire
Gold
Italy
>>75921123
>>75922366
You'll both have to specify which parts of Italy if you intend to share it. Otherwise Vatican was first
>>75922490
I want Vatican city obviously.
>>75922490
Obviously Apulia.
>>75922366
>>75922903
Alright, then the Vatican Empire will receive only the territory of Rome (Holy See) and the Scorpiongirl Empire will receive only the heel.
>>75923114
Now we wait for everyone else to arrive.
>Poland-Lithuania
>Gold
>Poland
>>75923512
Preferably start me around Warszawa
>>75922903
>>75923310
For clarity, since I've started both of you with two territories, I'll start all new players with two territories (assuming anyone else joins)
>>75922903
Hello neighbor, do you wish to engage in a Non-Aggression Pact over our mutual bond of being Roman descent.
>>75923572
>Looistan
>Brown
>India
>>75923512
You cannot be gold; that's already been claimed by the Scorpiongirl Empire. Choose a different colour or I'll choose one for you.
>>75920736
I was that OP, sorry for being such a faggot.
>Blue
>New Spurdoland
>Latvia
>>75923728
Give me yellow
>>75923685
Of course neighbor, I will sign a NAP.
>>75923767
Don't forget your tripcode and bonus. I'll register you after you fix your trip
>>75923572
Finland
Blue
Vlad's Lands
Thanks for hosting
>>75924056
Ooopps,forgot my trip
>>75923572
Expand to Albania, and spill into Montenegro.
>>75923884
Great, let us have a long lasting alliance, killing many Turkish Heretics.
>>75920736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPKxVcm3Eus
>>75923767
>>75924048
gotcha
>>75924056
You cannot be blue. New Spurdoland has already claimed that colour. Choose an alternative.
>>75923572
>>75924110
I shall use that small +2 I have leftover to conquer a bit of Croatia.
>>75924241
Teal
>>75920736
Skeleton Army
Purple
Siberia
>>75920736
Start in Kazachstan
Ill take purple if its available.
sure is benis around here
>>75923572
can i join?
Purple
gimmes outh sudan anywhere in that area
>>75920736
Holy shit like 20 players by now
>>75924622
>>75920736
DUBS! I start with 4 territories.
>>75923572
Take northern Italy (Any territory North of my starting position) spill Switzerland.
>>75924690
whatever color i didnt see it was taken
>>75924690
You have to have a name and a colour that hasn't already been taken. The map is almost complete for the start of the game. After I post the starting map, there won't be any new nations registered.
As a reminder, there have been no starting rolls yet since new players are still registering
>>75924844
what colors available
>>75924955
I'll just give you a random one
>>75925015
thanks OP
THIS STARTS THE GAME! Roll here for our first official turn.
>>75925227
Take northern Italy (Any territory North of my starting position) spill Switzerland.
>>75925227
Expand South
>>75925015
how are bonuses going to be used? is it +2 for every Territory?
>>75925227
Fill finland
Spill into Norway
>>75925227
Fill Latvia. Sbill to Belarus :-D
t. Spurdo Sparde
>>75925344
You have a value map in the lower right corner newfriend
>>75925369
Haha Sigsdee Nine. Benis go indo mouth.
>>75925227
Go south.
>>75925227
expand south
>>75925227
Fill Russia.
>>75925227
Green, Egypt, Rolling.
>>75925289
Alright, I will primarily focus on conquering the entirety of the Balkans, any objections?
>>75925446
thanks Dracula!
>>75925802
I have no plans for the Balkans, you may take them.
>>75925369
Nap m8?
>>75926033
You're in Funland right? Okay, how about you leave me the Baltics, I leave you Scandanavia and West Russia.
>>75926354
Russia belongs to the Skeleton Army.
OUR FIRST MUPDATE!
Events:
Vlad and the Spurdos move throughout the potato lands.
An aggressive Scorpiongirl conquest of the Balkans, plus a NAP with the Vatican.
Spooky motherfucking skeletons!
What will happen next?
>>75926490
Talk that over with Vlad, my man. I have no interest in your Socialist Tundra
>>75926593
Continue to expand South.
>>75926593
Continue filling Russia.
>>75926593
Take the rest of Northern Italy, Spill Switzerland.
>>75926593
Expand to take ovet Egypt.
>>75926593
Icelandic Empire
Dark Red
Iceland
>>75926593
Fill Belarus. Spill To Estonia and Lithuania
>>75926593
expand to take over sudan
>>75926593
Push into China.
>>75926593
>>75926873
Fug Forgot bonus. Should be enough to fill Belarus.
>>75926712
Eurasian Union? We'd be a force to be reckoned with.
>>75926012
Fill up Bosnia, and spill into Croatia. If even more excess, fill up Slovenia.
>>75927066
Only if you give me a pair of cat ears for every skeleton in my army.
>>75927209
They're yours.
>>75926593
Amsterdamn
Dark Olive
Netherlands
>>75927280
Then our alliance is complete.
>>75927333
Nice trips.
>>75927657
Good omen for the rest of the game, I hope.
>>75926632
>>75926873
gonna start posting from my phone. If this changes my ID, will verify on The PC. If not, just ignore this post.
MUPDATE #2! Happenings:
A Kawaii-Motherfucking Skeletons alliance?!
Sudan and the Poo-in-Loos grow steadily, as does Egypt.
Several new players join the game!
>>75927803
Alright, this is me, OP.
>>75927879
Continue filling Russia.
>>75927892
Recognised. You can continue playing as you are.
>>75927879
Push towards Caspian sea.
>>75927579
Any Plans you want to discuss?
>>75927879
Fill North Italy, spill Switzerland.
>>75927879
Shit in the streets to the South East.
>>75927879
Take over West Ukraine. Spill to gyppoland
>>75927879
I got a 69 OP.
Continue filling Croatia, and spill into Serbia. Excess goes to the rest of Balkans
>>75927879
Fill out towards the East. Teach the savages the glory of The Republic.
>>75927879
Take those two Small islands and go to England
>>75927987
I want Russia. Nothing else yet.
>>75927879
fill southsudan and continue taking north
>>75927879
>>75928039
Forgot Bonus.
>>75928014
Hello, Spurdoland, do you want to have a NAP? If so, please do not conquer any Balkan territories.
>>75927879
Fill Egypt, if spill, Israel
>>75928101
Pali
>>75928114
Did I calculate your bonus incorrectly? I gave you 13+an invasion bonus I thought. Like I said, it's my first time, so give me any tips if you think I'm calculating incorrectly
>>75928266
You missed +4 territories.
>>75928396
Alright, I'll grant you an additional 4 to go with your roll this turn. From now on, bonuses will be based on your national capital, not your base of invasion.
>>75928213
Alright. I will stay out of the balkans and Romania.
can i join, OP?
if yes
> dark olive
> France
> Fallujah Rebels
>>75928662
Good to hear.
>>75928229
alliance?
also cut off poland at island
>>75928790
I'm already dark olive, buddy.
>>75928790
All spots are currently occupied, but you can ask one of the other countries if they'd have you as a general.
MUPDATE INCOMING
MUPDATE #3! Happenings:
Sudan and Egypt meet! Is an alliance possible?
Starting territories now determine your roll bonuses.
Spoopy Skeletons and Loli Desus are huge!
Iceland moves to take the British Isles.
What will happen next?
>>75929282
Continue expanding West.
>>75929282
Fill up the rest of Kazachstan. If I happen to have more, cross the Caspian sea.
Fill up Serbia, and spill into Bulgaria.
If somehow there is excess of that, expand to Romania.
>>75929282
Fill Switzerland, spill Germany.
Are you implying controlling regions doesn't give you a bonus OP?
>>75929282
Keep filling England
>>75929282
Shit Southwest.
>>75929282
>>75929460
Forgot to quote.
>>75929282
Keep filling Ukraine. Spill to the baltics.
>>75929282
fill port Sudan and the spot below for
>muh bonus
Anyone mind explaining how bonuses work?
>>75929471
It depends on how we want to do bonuses. If I give you a tallying bonus for every complete region, we'll have western modern players quickly dominating rolls. I'll leave it up to a referendum as to whether bonuses are only your starting territory or whether you get a stacking bonus for every region you control.
>>75929282
Let's finish up in the late territory in the east.Then, head out west.
>>75929641
Id prefer starting territory, keeps things simple and balanced.
>>75929641
Voting for bonus based on region.
while we wait does anyone have the other parts of the map ?
>>75929593
You take Countries or parts of countries and get a bonus depending on the country
>>75929641
If players don't dominate other players the game will never end.
>>75929641
I'll note that if this is the case then it is up to each player to tally their bonus in their tripcode so that I can more accurately determine how much bonus they are to receive. That's the fairest way to do it; if you don't provide your bonus, you don't get your bonus.
>>75929641
I'd assumed it was a stacking bonus, so I'm fine with it continuing to be one.
>>75929641
Stacking. Give everyone some possibilities for progression.
>>75929800
Let that start next turn then, most of us have already rolled
>>75929966
>>75929987
>>75929746
I'd say the referendum calls for each player to have a stacking bonus. On the next roll, alter your tripcode to reflect the total amount of bonus you will receive so that I don't cheat you; I have to calculate a lot of territories.
>>75929282
Spread through Israel, Jordan, Lebanon and Syria.
>>75930139
+2 on territory ?
>>75930220
alliance?
>>75929282
Fill Norway, spill Sweden
Sorry for being afk for a bit
>>75930361
Are you Sudan?
>>75930780
yes
MUPDATE #4! PLEASE PAY ATTENTION.
Rules have been revised owing to the player referendum. I want to ensure that everyone gets their fair regional bonuses--meaning you have to fill in the whole region as reflected to receive your bonus. Calculate your total regional bonuses and add them to your trip to receive them. If you do not add your bonus, you will not get it--this is the fairest way. If you feel you were cheated on this mupdate, I'll give you free additional territories--just tell me what I neglected to give you and I'll reimburse you.
>>75930931
Continue expanding West.
>>75930931
Fill in the last of Ukraine. Then take Poland.
Fill Switzerland, spill Austria.
>>75929746
Scorpion girl, would you mind ceding me your two territory's in Italy?
>>75930931
Push into Pakistan.
>>75930931
Keep filling England
>>75931070
Was meant for
>>75930931
Obviously.
>>75930931
Finish up in the western region, then head into Normandy.
>>75930931
Fill up Romania, and spill into Moldova. Excess goes to conquering towards Greece.
>>75931070
Only if we turn our NAP into an Alliance.
>>75930931
complete SUDAN spill/take Addis Ababa
>>75931204
I would be delighted to create an alliance.
>>75930931
Continue shitting South
>>75930931
Fill Norway
Spill to sweden
Bpnus 2
>>75930872
Yes. I will not expand in africa in exchange for a safe border
>>75930931
Through Syria, to turkey
>>75931620
yes just take over the small isles north of Cairo
block polacks
MUPDATE #5! Happenings:
Spoopy Skeletons and Weeaboos eat up the Far East.
Sudan and Egypt pressure Africa.
Iceland and Amsterdamn are nearly touching!
A holy alliance between the Vatican and the Scorpiongirl?
The Spurdos come into contact with King AFK.
What happens next?
>>75932004
Continue Western expansion.
>>75932004
Keep taking poland.
>>75932004
Fill Italy.
>>75932004
Keep filling England
>>75932159
Note that you'll still have to tell me if you want to directly attack Poland-Lithuania, even if he is AFK.
>>75932004
Fill Norwqy and sweden
>>75932004
Fill up Slovenia and Moldova, spilling into Romania.
Excess of that goes towards Greece.
>>75932004
fill Ethiopia
>>75932004
Spread North into the weebs.
>>75932247
Spill to Spain
>>75932004
Keep going along the northwestern coast, prioritizing actually covering the coast rather then filling,
>>75932004
Attack the pooinloos.
>>75932076
Let the games begin, ally. No one will stop Eurasia.
>>75932004
Take Jordan and spill in Turkey
Secure all immediate island routes
>>75932301
May we have a peaceful border at greece/turkey?
>>75932464
yes we need to cut off outsiders!
>>75932004
Can I play for anyone?
>>75932428
Yes friend. All will be skeletons and weebs soon.
>>75932004
Oh, and cede Italy to Vatican.
>>75932464
pali
>>75932004
If possible, can a new color be made? I got screwed over when OP abandoned last time, if so:
>People's Republic of the Atlas
>Andalucia
>Any Color
>>75932920
People's Republic of the Atlas Mountains*
>>75932838
ill be taking yemen for security purposes
>>75932920
You can have yellow. King AFK of Poland-Lithuania is long gone, his territory is null. Just abide by the rules and post your territory bonuses in your trip.
>>75933111
So do I get to start over in Andalucia as Yellow, considering how nonexistent yellow is currently?
>>75932838
And he got palis again, also
464
838
What is this witchcraft.
>>75933241
Yeah, I'll just start you in Andalucia as yellow with your starting post as your roll.
MUPDATE #6! Happenings:
Poo-in-Loos and Chinks at War! Pooistan loses 10 territories to the Slopes.
An upcoming war for France and Spain? Who knows?
The race for dominance over the Mediterranean.
What will happen next?
>>75933690
Continue expanding West.
>>75933690
Continue Attacking the weebs up North.
>>75933690
Slay the poos.
>>75932568
Wait OP, how did I lose territory in Romania. Also cede Ukraine to Blue.
>>75932568
I will NAP with you if you give us that part of Greece and an opening in Eastern Europe.
>>75933690
Take the Mediterranean islands, spill Tunisia.
>>75933690
NAP Icelandic? I just intend to go south now because I have secured Andalucia
Expand to Morrocco
>>75933690
>>75933890
Also, fill up Romania, and spill to Greece.
>>75933690
Fill Central France. Also, Iceland, could you stay south of France?
>>75933690
Djibouti and asmara if spill yemen
>>75933890
>>75933958
I was trying to readjust your request for Slovenia and Moldova. I'll give you the rest of Romania back.
>>75933690
Keep spain
>>75933690
Fill sweden then denmark
Bonus is 4
>>75934178
Is that fair? You stay south of France, I don't campaign in Spain?
>>75933690
room for one more?
>>75933690
more turkey
>>75934425
Well i just want to go into Africa i will give you that Land. if you let get a passage to Africa
>>75933890
The Island for your bonus? Okay, deal. Tell OP to make it so.
>>75934589
Sure, go ahead, go right into Africa.
Hello I am observing.
>>75933942
>>75934589
Did you read my NAP? Thoughts?
>>75934714
Are you referring to Cyprus? You want to cede Cyprus to the Scorpiongirl?
>>75934774
Fine sure why not i will spare you since you are a new nation
>>75934775
I would prefer if it was both Cyphrus and the Greek Island.
>>75934714
Also a way to enter the eastern part of Europe, kinda sandwiched between you and Spurdoland.
>>75934775
Oh, you mean Crete. Okay. Now ceding Crete to the Scorpiongirl.
>>75934775
Yes, in exchange for an NAP with my ally and I
>>75934751
Здpaвcтвyйтe, Пpивeт
>>75934879
>>75934914
>>75934775
Do you agree to cede both Cyprus and Crete to the Scorpiongirl, O Mighty Thoth?
>>75934914
>>75934914
lol this. not cyprus, cede crete
go luck roll for the toth player. many dubs
>>75935007
>007
Only Crete, cyprus if he agrees to extend NAP to my ally.
>>75935042
>>75934879
It sounds as though he is only willing to cede Crete. You are perpetuating the crisis we have in real life. I will not take any action unless there is an agreement.
>>75935142
>>75935144
I am fine without Cyprus, although I would like if you would also cede Georgia, Armenia or Azerbaijan in the future.
MUPDATE #7! Happenings:
The Chinks and the No-Crappers continue their war, with Looistan losing 6 more territories.
Various territorial agreements play out. Who will ultimately bridge into war?
>>75935144
OP, is there any room for another player?
I west africa perhaps?
>>75935292
You ask a great deal.
Whats in it for me?
>>75935395
Continue expanding West.
>>75935449
I can assist you if you ever get attacked in the east.
>>75935395
Keep shitting up the weebs.
>>75935413
We're pretty full up as it is, it's difficult to maintain. Why don't you act as a general or a petty state to one of the other players?
>>75935395
Fill Libya, spill algeria.
>>75935395
You forgot to give me one more territory because of my bonus.
Anyways, continue to expand into Morrocco
>>75935395
Take South France, spill east.
>>75935395
Continue to flush the poos. Focus on the west if possible.
>>75935395
Finish Turkey and spill into Arabia.
>>75935395
FILL SWEDEN AND DENMARK GODDAMN IT
Spill into the tail of scandinavia
>>75935395
take Somalia and the small ilse off the coast of it
>>75935551
You only had 3 with your bonus. I gave you three in Morocco.
>>75935395
Conquer the rest of Greece, and spill into Hungary.
>>75935395
Take Portugal but don't attack Atlas and spill to Africa.
>>75935514
How about instead you agree to forever hold that border secure for me and a full alliance with Habeeb and I?
>>75935526
Can be georgian vassal state of thoth?
>>75935719
You'll have to ask Thoth directly, I'm afraid
>>75935719
This fills a need I was trying to solve here:>>75935709
>>75935887
I agree.
>>75935709
Thoth, you want a cute 'lil georgian vassal?
>>75935981
sweet
>>75935983
I accept
Can I be a vassal state of someone?
>>75935709
Let me think about this.
>>75936141
Join the Skeleton Army.
>>75935981
>>75936152
But lets NAP first in exchange for Crete
>>75936141
OP are you ok with this?>>75935681
>>75936152
consider it the red will bleed into my area soon this can be problematic....
>>75936227
As a General?
>>75936141
>>75936227
You may be a vassal of the Skeletons. Choose what you'd like to be in relation to their location.
>>75935887
>Georgia ( as a vassal of Thoth)
>Light Green
>Georgia
>>75936316
Ill Cede my territories in the Causcuses to you if OP allows it.
>>75936227
You ok with this,ally?
>>75936432
>>75936482
Sure. Anyone with bones is allowed into the Skeleton Army.
>>75936093
>>75936237
Thoth?
>>75936482
Ok, I will do that as a vassal state of you and the Skeleton Army. I will call the vassal state, Tataria.
>>75936594
>>75936482
>>75936640
Tataria it is. You will take up land above the Caucasus worth 6 territories.
>>75935609
Want to NAP?
OP
Can there be a limit of 2 NAPs and 1 Alliance so things speed up and there are actual wars and actual risks being made?
MUPDATE 8 Happenings
Things are getting rough all over...
>>75936864
Also can you note what the situation is with NAPs and Alliance on a corner of the map if possible please?
>>75936640
Welcome to the team.
Eurasia is unstoppable.
>>75936921
Continue expanding West.
>>75936921
Head to Azerbaijan, and cede territory in Kazakhstan back to Kawaii (or does he get the bonus anyway? If not there is no need.)
>>75936921
Fill Libya, spill Algeria.
