Convince me you aren't dumb as a rock /pol/
Give me a solid argument for voting for this lunatic. No memes. An argument. This is your chance to seriously defend him.
>>75873419
>Give me a solid argument for voting for this lunatic
The bird?
>No memes
You're in the wrong place buddy.
>>75873419
4 legs good, 2 legs better
>>75873419
make pump a rum great again
some pickle pee's doing the raping
Defend him against what?
>>75873419
It's a corvid. They're smart as fuck. He's going to probably drop that in someone's eyes if we don't elect him.
I'd vote for him.
I am fairly certain a crow is not eligible to hold office.
What are we electing the crow for?
He does appear to be dark in coloration so he will likely be able to get at least 90% of the african american vote, we could try to run him as the next mayor of detriot perhaps?
>>75873419
I'd pump her full of cum, if you know what I mean.
>>75873419
One day, it's an innocent baby brown bird seeking refuge on your podium, next it's a large black bird threatening you with a knife. I will NOT defend Bernie sanders.
He's already got a knife bro what can I do to help him??
>>75873419
Crows are some of the smartest animals in nature. They time and again show the ability to use tools, to bond socially, and to learn from their environment.
I would vote Corvid 2016.
4 legs good, 2 legs better
>>75873754
Kek
He has a cute beak.
>>75873419
Crows are generally more intelligent than most humans. They're also generally better behaved and can fly.
He'll give you free college and he rallied for the blacks in the 60s!! wait, who?
>>75874103
>crows smarter than humans
sweet new age yoga aisle bookstore wisdom
>>75873419
At least the raven is smart enough to recognize foes when they show up again. That makes it smarter than 99% of politicians.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/26/science/26crow.html?_r=0
>>75874202
>Implying most humans aren't full retard at this point
>>75874202
Fuck, most gorillas are smarter than most humans at this point.
>>75873846
Well, he's probably capable of more foresight than Detroit's current inhabitants.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrYPm6DD44M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iigjedYhXf0
>>75873419
Because he's a lunatic.
>>75873851
I'd slam her up against a wall and fuck her so hard her feet come off the ground, if you know what i mean
>>75873419
Because corvids are like the dolphins of the sky
>>75873419
my favorite reasons are that he's gonna put America first, and because he completely destroys the leftist/cuckservative/jewish hold on media which controls U.S. politics / elections. Trump shits all over them.
>>75873419
>>Give me a solid argument for voting for this lunatic.
It's a bird with a knife, you're gonna get stabbed if you don't.
>>75874471
Where'd you get all that from a bird with a knife?
>>75873419
he might just end the world as we know it. what a glorious purpose in life. let's face it, the world is pretty fucked up.
>>75874202
When was the last time you saw a nigger have a casual understanding of water displacement?
I wanna watch the world burn
>>75873419
Stop illegal immigration, stop wars for regime change, reduce taxes, balance the budget, bring jobs back to the US. What's not to like? The other side wants to venerate the criminal, open the borders, fight pointless wars for "democracy", export all jobs for the "global good", and tax you half of everything you make so someone can sit at home doing nothing all day and live comfortably.
>>75874606
kek
>>75874714
Even most Whites can't grasp this WITH education on displacement.
I get the idea that half the people in here think a trump picture was posted
But no, op posted a bird with a knife. Look at the licture before you post guys.
Birds sre smart, and this one has mastered tools apparently so he has my vote
>>75873419
That bird looks fucking pissed, he'll stab you if you don't vote for him. It's best to not risk your life voting for someone else.
MAKE AVIANS GREAT AGAIN
>>75873419
THIS IS SOOOOOOOO FUNNY XDDDDDFXDDD
>>75873419
He isn't openly anti-white like every other candidate.
>>75874775
>whites
