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ITT: Greatest Allies to your country I'll start >Portugal
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ITT: Greatest Allies to your country
I'll start
>Portugal
>The United States of America
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self bump
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Portugal? Mind an explanation?
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>>75873518
Allies since 1386 friend. They are loyal
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>>75873376
Any neighbour that helps fighting the other neighbour.
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USA
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Eesti
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>>75873376
The Dutch, they've actually helped us a lot.

>Help us exterminate the Irish (big thank you William III love you you Devilish cheeky lad!
>Help us when we get flooded because they are experts at dealing with floods and can build walls good
There's more but I'm too high right now.
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>tfw legit feel bad for how we treated Brotugal in the past

I love you portugal-kun
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>>75873867
Very true. Dutch bros are based. Sad to see them being cucked nowadays.
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>>75873696
meh
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>>75873518
Portugal is a tumorous "country" feed by the eternal anglo to jew Spain since they alone never could touch us.
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>>75874011
Fuck off Holidayland
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>>75873376
No one.
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>>75873376
Poland
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>>75874011
TRAFALGAR
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France
UK
Japan
Germany
South Korea
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Isreal
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Israel
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>>75874011
oh we touched you alright
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Israel
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Is there any country that like us anymore? Apart from Maliria.
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>>75874665
>>75874677
JEW HIVEMIND already here

BTW
Army and Fleet
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>>75873376
Israel
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t. Alberto Barbosa
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Israel
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>>75874781
If you help us fight the English. 2 years later we'll fight you with the English by our side though.
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>>75873867
>>75873989

Agreed, Aren't they the main folks keeping a close eye on our referendum ready to make a leave move if we do?
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>>75874781
You're alright I guess.
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>>75874554
I meant RELEVANT battles.

>>75873376
Whatever. Greatest ally to Spain...
Frankly, it's hard...
France? Morocco? I don't know who's worse.
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Israel, pakistan and somalia of course.
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>>75873588
>loyal
>didn't help in ww2
Whew lad

>>75873376
>The United Kindgom (and the rest of the Empire)
>The United States (still should have stayed in the Empire)
>Poland (based and the front line against the Russians
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>>75874908
If both of us leave, the EU will end up shattering.We need this fucking brexit out of this shit pipe
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UNITED STATES OF FUCKING AMERICA
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>>75875088
Shoo shoo pesky jew
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>>75875088
Don't forget that the British Empire gave you that land.
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Sweden

They are the lab rats
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Imma add Canada and Australia since they're bros
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Russia. If history repeats itself they'll be our allies in ww3.
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>>75875423
Against whom?
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>>75875038
That's not true actually.

>The Anglo-Portuguese Treaty of 1373 between Portugal and England, is the oldest alliance in the world that is still in force. Salazar chose not to break the Anglo-Portuguese Alliance.

>Upon the declaration of war, the Portuguese government announced that the Anglo-Portuguese Alliance remained intact, yet Portugal would remain neutral. In an aide-memoire of September 5, 1939, the British government confirmed the understanding. From the British perspective, Portuguese non-belligerence was essential to keep Spain from entering the war on the side of the Axis.
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>>75875469
European Islamic Union
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>>75875469
Whites.
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Japan
That's it.
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>>75873376
Australia. They were in WWII Pacific, Korea, Vietnam, Iraq I, Afgahnistan, and Iraq II: Chemical Boogaloo.
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>>75874889

Thought you were protestant like us, clearly you enjoy sucking Pierre's catholic dick
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>>75875469
Aliens of course.
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>>75875513
okay so you were cowards, got it.
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>>75875513

YOU LOYAL ALBERTO

I RESPECT DAT
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>>75875799
Did you read what I wrote?
Upon the declaration of war, the Portuguese government announced that the Anglo-Portuguese Alliance remained intact but the british asked us not to officially declare war to keep Spain from entering the war on the side of the Axis.
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A nation's greatest ally is it's army. Prove me wrong.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PL8DD9127365BF2998&v=48V3JxqdbGg

Guys I need an anthem based on this song, can anyone help me?
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>>75877083
Saw those guys in a festival in Leipzig a few years ago :)
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>>75876070
Yes the Chamberlain government wished to appease Spain, good job cuckugal
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>>75877367

>leaf trying to dig himself out of a hole after getting BTFO by Alberto

The benefit Portugal would have provided to the allies was outweighed by the weight that Spain joining the axis would have provided, what can't you understand?

Perhaps you should take note from the submissive leafgirl in that image you posted and keep your mouth shut
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>>75877596
Are bitches like you even allowed on the internet in Muslim countries?
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France and Spain.
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>>75878188

They still couldn't save you from getting assfucked by mighty Britannia though could they Paddy McTatoNig ?
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>>75874987
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>>75873376
>ISRAEL
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>>75874987
t.
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>Russia
>Eesti
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Japan
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>>75877950
>somebody posts a valid point
>Are BITCHES like you even allowed on the internet in MUSLIM countries?

nice contribution Canada you sure did show him with your amazing counter argument.
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>>75878325
They tried, and briefly succeeded with the short lived Republic of Connacht. Things might be different if most of their naval attacks on you/helping us didn't get fucked by the the weather. But alas.
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>>75873588

I imagine it had a lot to do with us both being maritime nations

We fought Netherlands pointlessly for a while before we made peace cause we both hated France
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Culturally wise and God tier allies
>Switzerland
>Austria
>Netherlands
>Denmark
>Luxembourg

Meme wise
>Italy

Bro tier
>Norway
>Spain
>Croatia

Kike cuck government
>non Japanese/Finland asian
>Roachland
>Africa
>Canada (fuck you faggots)
>Poo land
>Israel and palestine
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>>75874011
I always wondered if Spain was butthurt about Portuguese borders, thanks for answering.
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Israel
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Spain -> NONE.

>>75873376
Portugal yes, indeed.
> Brain-washed-back-stabbed-oldest-ally.
As if you brits give a flying fuck about them.
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>>75873376
>spain
>allies
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>>75873376
Russia

NATURAL ALLY
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A
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>>75874841
Good joke, friend
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>>75879394
Thanks for the beaches =^)

I think everyone is mad at you guys for breeding with brown people instead of killing them like the Anglos did.
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>>75874011
Don't you talk about my dad
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>>75879467

We fucked them up in Crimea then lost to the commies in 1920. Not at all.
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>>75877050
Pay denbts
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>>75879237

We care about Portugal just to trigger you, Juan.

Same goes for Gibraltar. Couldn't care less about that shitty rock but it pisses you off.
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>>75873867
The swamp dwellers do love a good fight with the english
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>>75879736
That was exactly my point as well, proxy country m9.
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USA
Bongland
Canada
>>75875590
>not the European Caliphate
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>>75879647
Yes, but Russian control of the Turkish straits is no longer an issue to us (seeing as we don't own Egypt or India).

Them being commies wouldn't stop us from a geostrategic alliance.
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>>75873376
Israel.
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>>75874011
Get out of here you faggy Spainroach. I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
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Guess I have to say Finland. Fought countless wars beside the purest white genes in Europe. Bants aside, we like you guys, still pissed we turned our backs to you when Stalin came, atleast there were some volenteers.
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>>75873376

>USA

>rebelled against the Crown and kicked you out of America
>completely cucked the Empire and effectively ended it
>greatest ally

Lol
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>>75879754

It's weird how you all seem to be taught at school in history about how you defeated England/Britain in some irrelevant war. Same goes for Americans.

In history in Britain we don't learn about those because they're insignificant to us, pretty much everything is about how we were the first country to industrialise, invented the most shit, the colonies etc.
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>>75879045
>>Canada (fuck you faggots)
Still buttblasted over Vimy Ridge eh?
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In terms of greatest allies in the present day to Britain, it's France, USA and Australia
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>>75879559
this is how anglos fight wars
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Legend
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>>75880658
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Legend

So weak you got BTFO by fucking propaganda books eh Horhay?
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>>75880658
>be spain
>some italian asks for money for some bullshit trip
>lolno
>wife says yes
>tells me we can send all the Moors on the trip anyway
>goodidea.jpg
>send desert monkeys on boats hoping they dont come back
>they fucking comeback with god and shit
>jewrubbinghands.gif
>send all Moors to the country
>conquistador rape apademic
>try to kill them all but catholic priests say "muh christian brothers"
>cucked wife says "accept all indians and moors as christians =^)"
>want to send whites there but the Moor/Cannibal hybrid is too aggressive
>finally they chimp out
>loose empire
>try to comeback in 1940's
>loose to college hippies in the 70's
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>>75881032
>propaganda
>weak
Welcome to 2016.
>>75881856
Mad kraut. Don't worry next Reich is here.
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>>75882147

It wasn't 2016 though was it.
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>>75881856
conquistadores were mostly spanish low nobles, though
and we actually expulsed the converted moors
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expulsion_of_the_Moriscos
they didn't expect it
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>>75880658
Your empire was shit.
All the countries it left behind are shit, including your own.
Ours was bigger and created some successful countries.
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>>75873376
Portugese > Dutch > Anglo Family, bar America > America

Special Listing for France titled
>"I hate you so fucking much you smug cunt, but i'd fight and die alongside you no matter what"
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>>75882776
yes, south africa is indeed a great place
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>>75883033
No it's not - and that had a major Dutch and (nigger) influence.

But Canada's ok (Brits + French).
US is priddy gud (English + pretty much all of Europe)

and Australia and New Zealand are based.

What can Spain boast about?
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>>75874432

We never had an ally :(
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>>75883493
chile, argentina and uruguay are irrelevant, but not inherently bad
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>>75878555
>>75878655
gib lusitania back
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>>75874432
>>75883718
I'll be your ally, we were hungry too once.
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>>75883718
austria or was the falling out too bad :^ )
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>>75883978
Kek
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Bonglang, mapleville.
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russia
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>>75884223

We were Austria's bitches, nothing else.
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Army
Navy
Aerospace forces
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>>75874432
What about Austria?
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>>75882277
What does it matter? It did what it was meant to did; create a new focus of antihispanism (southern-europe enmity really) to confront all possible success and cooperation between us.

Reform, luteranism and calvinism helped to separate us in the religious aspect as well.

Besides, I thought that in /pol/ everything degenerate was the baddy jew propaganda fault, isn't this the case of the downfall of your great empires and developed countries as well as we can see in threads here everyday? Weak.

>>75882776
Do we have responsability of what these countries made up for themselves? Since they were no longer part of Spain (no colonies), I couldn't care less. You are proud and take merit of someone else's doing. Is it the USA what it is today because of you?
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>>75884921
Do you want to ally us, Russia?
USA and NATO hate us now cause we let your submarines dock in our ports.
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Tibet

Dalai Lama lives here ffs
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>>75885073
USA brits weren't even true brits.
They flew from their country.
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>>75883493
You had some shitty colonies and some turned into good nations centuries after they independiced from you. Our empire was substantially better than yours in every possible aspect. Not trying to shit on you, I love England, but that's some bold bullshitery.
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>>75884709
What about Poland? You guys seem to get along well.
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>>75874072
Fuckin Kek
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>>75874781
Y'all niggas are the original greatest ally. Helped us BTFO the crown in the 1700's and been our ride or die niggas ever since.

Aside from France, our greatest allies are as follows:
Japan
South Korea
Canada (best neighbor ever)
Portugal (original NATO member)
Australia
UK
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>>75873376
USA
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>>75873376
Serbia
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I should say probably Spain and US but meh we haven't been on a war with another country in a looong time so I really dont know
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>>75875799
It was a sound diplomatic/strategic move to avoid bringing another enemy country into the fray.
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>>75873376
Turkey
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>>75885073
>I couldn't care less. You are proud and take merit of someone else's doing.

The Spanish laid the foundations for these countries, their legal systems, their language and a large part of their genetics.

>Is it the USA what it is today because of you?

Not me personally, but in part due to Britain, of course. The US built upon English traditions of individual liberty and limited government, incorporated contemporary British philosophy and the US still uses common law, and court decisions still take previous English precedents into account.

>>75885399
The Americans first demanded their "rights as Englishmen", many still felt loyal to the country - until their pleas for self-government were denied.

>>75885580
>You had some shitty colonies and some turned into good nations centuries after they independiced from you

Canada, Australia and New Zealand were created, and flourished whilst in the British Empire.

>Our empire was substantially better than yours in every possible aspect.

Britain.
>Largest Empire in human history.
>Industrialisation.
>Turned entire continents white.
>Spread English language (now world lingua franca.)
>Spread common law.
>Abolished slavery worldwide.
>Enforced free trade.
>Stopped India from becoming Muslim.
>Navy larger than any two other nations combined through most of its history.
>Defeated Napoleon.
>Defeated the Kaiserreich.
>Defeated Nazi Germany.

Spain.
>Mixed with shitskins.
>Experienced inflation.
>Collapsed.

Name one aspect?
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>>75873376
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>>75873376
based portugal
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>>75885985
I like Mexico, so i wouldn't mind be your ally
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>>75886312
>>Abolished slavery worldwide.
kek
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>>75873376
Argentina and Uruguay.
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GOD TIER
USA (greastest ally and bro country)
UK (dad)
FRA (mom)
NETHERLANDS (based tulips)
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>>75877950
You are a mug m8
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>>75873376
>Elects muslim mayor
>Wants to get out of the EU to have more pakistanis immigrants and less european immigrants

You are no ally of mine.
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>>75879045

What do you consider The UK to be in relation to Germany? At the moment Merkel seems pretty pissed off at Brexit
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>>75873376
Russia And Ireland Fuk YA !!
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>>75873376
>>The United States of America
>Threatened to put us at the back of the queue for trade deals
>keep trying to jew us out of the falklands
yeah nah m9
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>>75873376
>tfw best friend with the toughest kid of the block
>mfw unbulliedable
Get wreckt Germcucks
Feelsgood man
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>>75875038
>tfw you'll never see the crown uncuck itself
>tfw the empire will never be restored
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>>75887380
>>Wants to get out of the EU to have more pakistanis immigrants and less european immigrants

Literally no-one wants this.

Less of both.
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>>75885612
been allied for a few decades only, however we like each other very much
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>>75887795
Fuck them.
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>>75873376
And MANY others who Knows the FACTS and Read BOOKS !
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>>75888126
Obviously.
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>>75873376
India, Pakistan, Syria, China.
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>>75887795
We can be your friend
If you guys calm your tits for once
No Weltpolitiek
No Blitzkrieg
No refugees
No EU/4th Reich
Just be cool
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No idea...Mexico, USA?

Certainly not Argentina.
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>>75887795

Well you stop fighting ..you fall for the lies..No one want pussies in there teams
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>>75888043
>Literally no one wants this

I see you missed the whole "it is unfair that it's easier for a pole to get into the uk than it is for a paki" argument
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>>75888506
fuck argentina
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>>75888563
>in there teams

Nobody wants terrible English speakers, either.
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>>75883718
Fuck off faggots.
Polish are are, were and will be our best allies. The Czechs and Slovaks are are our natural allies too.
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>>75888506
And you Brazil you so fucking disturb in you head that even Portugal have disdain..
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MFW our greatest allies are Peru and Venezuela
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>>75888700
You may be surprised my Pagan friend..
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>>75888434
Fuck off.
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>>75873376
France
Canada
United Kingdom
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>>75888800
>Venezuela
Nice joke
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>>75888846
>This is why nobody likes Germany
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>>75888506
Brazil has no allies because it's a shithole that must be turned into a crater of radioactive dust so it can be called good, you smelly street-pissing low IQ favela-dwelling melanin-rich macaque.

ARGENTINA, URUGUAY Y RIO GRANDE DO SUL HERMANOS SIEMPRE.
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>>75873376
>Austria
That's it.
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>>75889316

We love you too
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Israel.
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>>75889316
Well you should focus on stop killing each others for foreign drugs and read a fucking book for once .. it help
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>>75889721
Greatest Allies and Master
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Nobody and nobody.
>Only non-evil country
>Always alone against endless tides of darkness
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>>75889286
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>>75886047
I'm fairly certain you had access to their naval bases as well.
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>>75890215
You care enough to post in a thread about national friendships
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>>75886312
I understand what you are trying to say and it's true but you also have to take in count all the differences between the two. You can't simply compare the aftermath as equals if you don't know the start/end of those two and how did they develop.

Ours had a shorter lifespan than yours and it flourished pretty quickly, meaning that we had bigger land to rule when we almost didn't know how to rule over us in mainland Spain. It was precisely on the downfall of this empire when we actually had the tools and foundations to do something better down there (see La Pepa for example).

Yours is a different history. Did we do a bad job? We did what we could and I can assure you that besides all that nasty stuff that you anglos teem over us it isn't less meritorious.

>>75890188
>inb4 gib oro asesinos.
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>>75873376

>America
>greatest allies

They've backstabbed us at every opportunity since their creation, are you stupid?
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>>75888051
szklanki means booze, right?
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>>75874781
your language is kinda weird but i see france as a brother to germany
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>>75889787
You cretin Trudeau cock-sucking non-binary transdonkey week smoking poo-in-loo gook hybrid leaf piece of human waste. RIO GRANDE DO SUL IS NOT BRAZIL. RIO GRANDE DO SUL IS BEST COUNTRY, RIO GRANDE DO SUL IS 1000000X BETTER THAN YOUR MULTICULTURAL MUDSLIME-LOVING TUNDRA.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>75890505
Yes, to emphasize that we have an utter lack thereof.

Germany is like that kid who always got picked on in school, and then became CEO, cut salaries, scratched the holiday allowance, fired as many people as possible, making everybody's life a living hell. It's not his fault. Vengeance is a natural right.
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What does a country do that makes it have no allies?
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>>75890635
They are .. Your history is great you should never stop fighting , you should be proud and stay strong ! like you always be .
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>>75873376
> Israel
>Saudi Arabia
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>>75890850
So you are making everyone's life more miserable by committing demographic suicide.
You sure got em m8
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>>75890850
is this what you tell yourself when get picked on in school?
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>>75873376
C'mon lads none of you mentioned Nepal
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>>75890759
sure thing bro
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>>75873376
We won't be your ally anymore if choose to remain in the EU

just a fair warning
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>>75891002
Doing the only correct thing a country can do - subordinating all the other countries to itself.
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>>75889316
You're allies with the other BRIC states.
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>>75891136
Likewise if you elect Hillary
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>>75890635
If you dont want to finish like GREECE !
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>>75891090
They will always ridicule you for your nationality, your brown-nosing is a waste of effort.
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>>75873376
Hey OP here's a question for you. Whats a collective term for italy spain and france? how do you refer to them?
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>>75891298
yes, but what are you gonna do about it?, whine like a bitch?
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>>75891097
>>75873376
wow
we still have your queenon our money
fuck you
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>>75886896
>Mom
no
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>>75891379
Latin Europe or Romance-speaking Europe

>>75891423
I'm going to call them stupid.
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>>75891566
No you're forgetting one. There's another term we and the British use to refer to yall. Cunts
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>>75890517
The biggest difference is one was run by Spaniards, and one was run by Brits.

Name one achievement of the Spanish Empire.
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>>75890635
godspeed hans
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>netherlands
>poland
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>>75879045
Id still be mad about WW1 too
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>>75880268
meh the whole "war" was pretty much about money only. The whole VOC thing made the Dutch navy OP but when prices started falling for le spice the whole thing kinda died down. It's what you get for having a capitalistic de-facto army.
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>Bulgaria
>None

It's a hard knock life
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>>75874987

relevent? kidding? we stole all your gold and used your cannons to make the based lions on Trafalgar Square
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>>75885901
how can you still afford internet access?
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>>75887422
>Merkel seems pretty pissed off at Brexit

>how dare you not take part in our reverse holocaust project
>take illegal immigrants and gib them gibs or yu are racis
>wait what they are leaving? this is a thing? you can leave?
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>>75873376
>Family-tier
Uruguay
Spain
Italy

>Bro-tier
Brazil

>Loyal Military Provider tier
Israel

>Ex-BF Tsundere Tier
Britain

>Neighborly Respect tier
USA
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>>75892093
How impudent is that .. Fucking inbred horse fucker ..
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>>75873376
>
wait, why does nobody love ireland?
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>>75892349
WE DO bro greatest allies !
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>>75873376
>Great Britain.
>Australia.
>America.
>Turkey (weirdly).
>China.
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>goymany
>turkey (fo reals)
>russia

wew wuz proper jews desu senpai
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>>75892349
You are strong Proud Souverain Peoples who deserve to be consider like wise . Long Live Ireland !
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>>75892860
How are the Turks our friends?
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>>75893195
Turkey looks after other Muslims.
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>>75892860
>wew wuz proper jews desu senpai
yeah until you genocided a larger percentage of them in WW2 than germany even did
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>>75892349
I like Ireland, you are bro-tier to me.

>Fifth largest Irish community in the world
>Largest outside of the Anglosphere
>Father of the Argentine Navy, William Brown was an Irishman and based as fuck

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Brown_%28admiral%29
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>>75893267
Well yes, reduce the competition for money.
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>>75882999
It's not like we l-like you t-too.. or anything.
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>>75873376
Netherlands
Portugal
Wales
All others are acquaintances or enemies
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>>75892553
TRAITOR. REMEMBER GALLIPOLI, YOU DOG! NO MERCY FOR T*RKROACHES!
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>>75890517
Duke of alva is a hero.
Pizarro and Cortez are heroes.
El cid is the ultimate role model.
Pelayo is the greatest man to ever walk the land.
Isabela is the greatest woman to ever walk the land.
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>>75891685
Finding america for starters. Being the only holy and pious in a world of blasphemers, satanists and general human garbage.

Name one achievement of the britsharia empire.
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>>75893542
Like I said it's weird. Apparently we impressed them enough we became friends.

Or it's a spin by our sheep barons to sell them all our lambs.
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>>75893195
in the revolt against spain thet were brobro, but more like the enemy of my enemy is my friend

and tulips :^)

>>75893267
outjewing other jews for profit is jewish as fuck
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>>75893705
That was an Italian though...
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>>75890850
Naw Franz, Germany is more like the kid that gets picked on because his mom is a whore and hew ants to go to art school, gets rejected from art school and then gets a testicle blown off, finds out that he's good at speaking. Takes over a country and causes a war that kills millions, fakes suicide gets a sex change and changes his name to Angela. That's what Germany is like....
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>>75892173
No mention of Chile??
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Australia and South Korea. They're the only two countries that went to Vietnam with us and didn't hate us afterwards. We've been through hell together, and we'll always be friends as a result.
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>>75879045
>doesn't even mention the country that has had tens of thousands of troops stationed in his homeland for 70 years
>also calls others cucks

Toplel.
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>>75891685
Fucking none, zero, minus one hundred, you happy? Huh.
What do you expect me to reply, I have the feeling that no matter what list I could possibly answer you're going to respond with a muh bigger, muh relevant, muh great former land, muh historically whatever in a completely chauvinist way.

If what you are trying to grasp or make me confess is that the British empire was better diplomatically then yes, but it is the result of a completely different focus or point of view on our overseas territories.

That doesn't take away less merit, magnitude or nobility of ours in what was a great and glorious golden age for the spanish people.
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>>75874011
GIBRALTAR
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>>75891002
Every small nation but Estonians with even relatively close culture to Finland got culturally enriched by Russians.
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>>75893799
>and didn't hate us afterwards
We didn't hate you . . .we laughed at you.
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>>75873376
tem um kadett estacionjado na frente da minha casa, só pode ser da pedofila filha da puta que acha que é do exército, mas na verdade é da polícia comedora de criancinha.

sério cago e ando pra ti.
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>>75893799
We sent Artillery crews and our only complaints were from hippies though...

Although we don't allow you guys to park your ships here so maybe that's it.
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>>75893716
>enabling kebab

New Zealand pig disgusting.
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>>75893799
You mean they purge black peoples for economics with you on Vietnam and for that they are your greatest bro .. how original is that !
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>>75893868
One of your guys discovered how nerves worked.
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>>75875668
>Anglicans
>Real Protestants
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>>75894000
>Coming from the biggest funder of NATO.

If anyone enables Turkey it's you. We just Jew them on Kebab components.
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>>75893781
Why won't you mention the England then they where our actual ally. Without them defeating the Armada our independence would have been even more difficult to achieve
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>>75894060
Although inbreeding doesn't equal Nobility. Something both you and Britain should have realized by now.
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>>75893942
You fucking banned nuclear weapons, and then decided that a shipboard nuclear reactor counts as a weapon, just to be cunts to us. NOBODY ELSE WHO'D WANT TO USE YOUR PORTS HAS NUCLEAR-POWERED SHIPS.
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>>75894341
it has been mentioned many times alreaqdy
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>>75893915
You fuckers didn't even go with. You offered moral support from two continents away. Shit doesn't count as helping.
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>>75887716
Suck a cock and learn history. Reagan fucking called the Iron Lady and offered her a fucking CARRIER GROUP to take back the Falklands. Thatcher, on the other hand knew she was fighting fucking Argentinians and declined the offer. Ron and Maggie were tight. No way the US was going to let the UK lose clay.
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>>75885821
Well look like some of you did there fucking home work for once .. and correction not all part of UK there is still vile mofo there that need to understand there place..
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>>75873376
>he thinks the US is our ally

Read a fucking book you nonce
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Australia, hands down. never let us down and volunteered to help us with every campaign.
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>>75894385
We banned because the French are assholes.

And you're allowed to use our ports if you tell us if it's Nuclear powered or not (we only pretend it's to do with safety, really the amendment to the bill was to get some nice info out of you parking at our place).
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>>75894402
So you rather say something that is half true but original. Instead of saying a truth that has been mention before?
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>>75893797
We don't interact much with them. The largest natural wall in the world, the Andes mountain range, separates us.

We sent a shitton of aid when that huge earthquake hit though.

I guess they go in the "polite respect" tier.
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>>75894015
>Canada
>Can't speak English properly
Fuck off proxyfag
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>>75892306

>+25 prestige
>-50 Relations with Leaf
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>>75893449
We love you through the eyes of our US and I am french speaking person myself .. you guyz are a all over the place those day you should shut you loud mouth and start fixing your fucking gov ... your relation with Russia dont help by the way you border traitors..
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>>75873376
>UK
>Canada
>Japan
>France
>Australia
>Germany
>Israel
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