https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muslim_hygienical_jurisprudence#Islamic_toilet_etiquette
>When leaving the toilet one should also say a prayer, "O Allah! Bestow your forgiveness upon me."
MUSLIMS LITERALLY APOLOGIZE WHEN THEY WIPE THEIR ARSES
>Apoology
>>75853807
That's because dookie is your sin leaving your body. That's why it's brown! That's why the kabah is back
And? That isn't even funny.
>>75853891
>>75853916
And so what if I'm a Muslim? If you don't apologise I'll vote remain.
>>75853807
Holy shit.
>>75854005
Go ahead.
>>75853807
>wipe
No. You mean "when they scrape feces off with their bare hands."
>>75854148
OK, I will.
>>75853807
Why don't they apologize when they blow up dozens of non-believers?
>>75854217
Killing heretics is common practice everywhere.
>>75853807
>apologize to the loo
India seems normal compared to muslims.
>>75853807
>O Allah! Bestow your forgiveness upon me
What
IM SORRY OH MIGHTY LOO OF MOHAMUD.
LET MY ASSCRACK BURN WITH YOUR VENGENCE AND WIPE AWAY THE POO STAINS
>Mandatory Defecation Invocation
>Obligatory Ablution Reperation
