Why you gotta lie? Your sorry ass circumnavigated Antarctica, not the globe, nigga. WTF is this shit?
http://www.nasa.gov/feature/super-pressure-balloon-circumnavigates-globe-after-14-days-of-flight
>>75836268
That would be a circumnavigation on the flat earth model.
>>75836728
That's a very northern-centric flat-earth model. What if you used a south-pole centric flat-earth model, what is it then?
>>75836903
nigga you're talking crazy now
>>75836728
>>75836986
So NASA's saying the earth is flat, and the north pole is the center of the universe? I think we have a new conspiracy theory forming here.
>>75836728
>>75836986
Holy shit, does that make Santa Claus god?
>>75836903
Oh, i'm just shit posting. I don't actually believe in the flat Earth.
Interesting thought exercise though, picturing this map projection from the Southouse Pole.
>>75837233
>Southouse
Autocorrect
*South
>>75837233
Checked.
The earth is hollow, not flat. I can't believe people still take this shitty theory seriously, when hollow earth is just beside it.
>>75837374
Brazil, why are you allowing NASA to fly balloons around your southern border? You know there's only one letter's difference between NASA and NSA. Defend your clay, homie!
>>75837469
The cartels will bring them down eventually.
>>75837739
Oh shit... I just realized... they say if you want to hide a tree, hide it in a forest... Brazilbro, how much of the south pole is actually refined coca waiting for export? You've stockpiled, haven't you, you devious bastards! Global warming is just a plan to expose your stash!
>>75836728
Yes, it would fit the theory of the earth being a flat plane and domed by firmament with walls beginning in Antarctica.
For a globe model, they titled it wrong. They didn't do a true circumnavigation. They would need to follow a path similar to the equator, an imaginary line on the Earth's surface equidistant from the North Pole and South Pole. This would be cover the most distance on a globe model.
So basically they title their article wrong and support the flat earth theory, kek.
>>75838026
But then again I guess you could say that circumnavigate does not have to cross the most distance by definition.
>>75837739
lol, what do you think is in the hollow earth in your theory?
>>75838026
>July 20, 1969 - Americans walk on the moon
>July 1, 2016 - NASA begs for attention by announcing via Twitter that they sent a balloon around the Antarctic
Muh pride as a 'Murican
>>75838481
It's a lot to explain, google it, there are some articles.
Just ignore the reptilian nonsense.
>>75836268
>MS paint
>cant even render the "globe" professionally
>not even a circumnavigation of the globe based on the image
>>75837954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI3u7g8PPEA
>it finally makes sense
>>75836268
Yes it did you retard, just at a lower latitude.
>>75839212
>you'll never stand at the geographical south/north pole and circumnavigate the world by running in circles
>>75836903
>>75839212
Playing ring-around-the-rosie at the south pole does not count as circumnavigating the globe to any self-respecting person. It's like shortening the track at a marathon and claiming you got the same result. Lots of faggots do it, none of them deserve respect. NASA of all people should know this.
>>75836268
Their claims makes more sense in a flat earth model.
>>75839790
Heheh... heh... I can see the earth's butthole. Heheh.
>>75838482
NASA is pathetic now. Can't send up rockets anymore due to greenhouse gases.
>>75839790
>tropic of cancer
does that explain why SJWs are only above that line?
The real implication of this article is NASA BTFOs Tax payers.
"Long duration, heavy-lift scientific balloon flights are poised to open doors for science and technology payloads seeking low-cost access to the near-space environment." Yep, that's really going to help our country.
>>75840447
Bullshit, rockets don't produce greenhouse gases, they only burn oxygen and liquid hydrogen.
>>75840699
Tell that to the EPA
