why does it suck so much to be a conservative in California?
>can't support Trump or will be attacked by mexicans
>can't hate fags without being attacked by liberals
>can't hate weed without being attacked by stoners
>can't take a long shower without being fined by the state
>can't own an AK
kill me please
>>75823498
If you support Trump, you're not a conservative. You're an idiot.
>>75823498
If you have a problem with weed you are unbelievably retarded. Seriously.
"Duuuuh it makes you lazy huuurr"
>>75824271
Go home Ted
>>75823498
>living in Cali
Why haven't you killed yourself already?
>>75823498
You can own an AK. It just has to have a bullet button (it's more like a cage, really).
For now.
>>75823498
Why not leave?
It's a shit state that everyone wants to live in for some reason
>>75824271
Glenn, I know it's been a bad year for ya, but you should clean up your face full'a cheetos and accept Trump into hour life. Teddy bear's done boy.
>>75823498
You can own an AK you miserable fuck. God damn you and all the fucking Normies I meet say the same shit.
t. California /k/ommando
>>75823498
What a pussy, go ahead and support Trump, fuck those leftist nazis, you have a right to free speech, if they care so much about politics tell them to get the fuck back over the fence and help their homeland.
>>75826113
Yeah, but they only hold 10 rounds and are expensive as hell
>>75823498
being attacked by stoners good one mate nice joke show me one time you have been attacked by stoners please no arguments only attacks
>>75825881
Aren't they outlawing bullet buttons?
>>75829751
i've been assaulted several times by stoners who came after me for saying how bad weed was
checkmate faggot
>>75829831
i fully expect brown to veto that law because of the retarded magazine confiscation or whatever
>>75823498
I feel you, bro. Dont worry though, a lot of people in california actually like him but just can't admit it cause the mexicans will gang rape them. I've even said "trump is stupid hurrr" to avoid violence lol
>>75823498
depends what part you're in I think. Orange county isn't that bad, a lot of asians, but they're the best minority to have around. And you're not going to be avoiding minorities anytime soon in this world
>>75823498
At least we have In-N-Out and cheap vegetables right...
Please fucking end us I want that massive earthquake so bad
>>75823498
/BayAryan/ reporting
I just keep on trucking
I'm Sicilian, took a DNA test, 0.2% North African, so basically I'm allowed a pass to be conservative
>>75829990
yeah
>>75829957
really you got attacked by stoners why did you confront them or something
>>75830229
I miss the Goth fad tbqh, a lot of cuties.
Scene girls just aren't the same.
>>75830183
lol
>>75824271
file:///C:/Users/pcon1/Pictures/fkjasd/you%20dont%20belong%20here.webm
>>75823498
Yeah you have to hide your power levels but at least the weather is nice
>only one season all year
>>75823498
why would you hate weed or gays? Mind your own damn business, "conservative"
>>75832367
>only one season all year
When is it going to rain again, 5 years ago i remember rain pouring constantly during this time of year but now nothing
>>75823498
You can hate on weed. We aren't going to attack you. We might use free speech against you to defend weed on some level but no stoners attack people.
>>75823498
>can't support Trump or will be attacked by mexicans
Yes you can. I wore my MAGA hat to get a burger yesterday and aside from a couple of fat white cucks trying to make a joke nothing happened.
>can't hate fags without being attacked by liberals
Yeah, the fags are unstable. Talking shit about them causes a whole mess of trouble.
>can't hate weed without being attacked by stoners
Don't be cucked out of your opinions by stoners. They're some of the most pathetic people around.
>can't take a long shower without being fined by the state
oh, you're from SoCal
>can't own an AK
yeah, the gun laws in this state fucking suck.
>>75832856
>When is it going to rain again
Last week. Most of the reservoirs here in the north are near or at capacity because of how much rain we got.
we're outnumbered, but it just makes it that much better when you finally find other conservatives here to talk to
>>75823498
Get on my level. I do all of the first 4 at UCLA and no one cares.
>Support Trump
>don't like weed
>am Hispanic
>hated by my family for both
The fact that I married a white girl is worse. Every fucking family meet up I get my bitchy cousin saying some shit like "Oh you're too good for a Latina?". End me.
>>75824271
Kill yourself
>>75834421
Go fetch a taco Paco.
>>75823498
>can't own an AK
I own two.
You are just dumb.
>>75825657
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>75823498
I've been wearing my Trump hat since February m80s, learn to stop being a pussy.
Bonus points: Trump sticker in the middle of my bunker, no niggers ever gave me shit for it.
Feels good man.
>>75824271
Californiabro here. Can confirm. OP is a massive idiot.
"Oh look at me! I hate all the things that conservatives are supposed to hate. I even support the Republican candidate even though he is a troll candidate. I am a fag even though I hate fags."
>>75823498
You are a bitch, OP. You would shoot your eye out with an AK. You don't even own a gun, fag.
>>75836230
go back to kern county
>>75823498
Why do we live in this failed cuck state anon? Oh right my fucking girlfriend won't leave.
>>75833843
Why do you give a shit about homos and weed? Conservatives are supposed to be all about leaving people alone.
Conservatives and liberals are all the same. Conservatives telling people what to do. Liberals telling people what not to do.
Who does one vote for if they are pro: gay, weed, choice, guns, nuclear energy, strong borders, consumer? Certainly not Republican or Democrat. And Libertarians are just Republicans who try to gain street cred by saying they aren't Republicans.
>>75823498
>can't own an AK
You can buy a fucking Scar17, which has an effective range of 800 meters with the 16" barrel. Shut the fuck up. If you want to bitch, bitch about the AR10 ban, the sbr ban, the bullet button, the handgun bullshit (lci and mag-out lockout) and our bullshit smog laws. Fucking 7.62x39 fag. If you were a nugget fag, I'd respect you. Good Americans buy blackout.
>>75832367
hey now it gets like 40 degrees in the dead of winter, sometimes I gotta put on a coat
>>75836390
I'm from norcal, dickhead. Kern county is a massive polluted wasteland with a bunch of oil industry and farmers driving around in lifted F-250s. Although Bakersfield is like the Beverly Hills of the Central Valley.
>>75836824
oh in that case go back to humboldt county, fuckface
>>75836910
What kind of faggot are you, cunt muffin?
Don't have a problem with weed itself. But there's a reason why most habitual weed smokers are lazy and stupid.
Just like how most alcoholics are depressed and suicidal.
>>75836824
really? i lived in hollywood for years and we would go on "safari" to Bakersfield when we were bored....does it actually have nice parts?
San Bernadino master race reporting in
>>75837018
>Just like how most alcoholics are depressed and suicidal.
I just drink to curb my hatred for commie shits for just a short while. Does this make me an alcoholic?
>yes
Everybody who leaves California is a weak hearted fool who enjoys watching his girlfriend fuck black men. Stay and fight for your state.
Being liberal in California is pretty great though, I'm black and just write about oppression and shit in my core classes and get regular As despite clear spelling and grammatical errors.
I prefer it to Atlanta and New York by far
It's not so bad in Orange County.
>>75837183
I know this is bait, but fuck...
It isn't inherently wrong.
>>75837158
There isn't much to fight for mate, it's mostly mexicans and a bunch of crime. So until society breaks down, we can't do shit
>>75825657
behead those who smoke weed
>>75837133
I'll look for you in the obits
>>75837090
Yeah, it does. I would see this one nice, newer neighborhood with big custom homes on the northwest side when I would come in from the north.
I lived in a hotel there for three months for work, and at least they had a Costco. Also, they had a couple of good massage parlors where the women weren't all over 50, so there was that.
>>75837183
I don't blame you, but this is why academia is such a joke now. I blame the people who allow this to happen. Still doesn't excuse you acting like a nigger
>>75837264
Hand to God, as an experiment in my ENG 102 I submitted a well written paper on the Mike Brown incident but with a conservative point of view (online course) and got a 2/4.
Was shocked
>>75837300
Most Americans may have forgotten what Gen. Lee and the other southerners fought for, but I have not. California is my home and I refuse to leave, if my state goes down I go with it.
>>75837018
I don't have a problem with weed itself, but weed culture is fucking cancerous and I'm afraid it would blow up if weed was legalized everywhere
>>75837402
weird...the padre hotel was nice for the area and dirt cheap but we didnt find much else besides some fun divebars to get fucked up in in the area. maybe we'll give it another shot
>>75837435
Was shocked you got 2/4? Because it should a 0/4
>>75836910
Not that far north, asshole.
>>75837544
Norcal fags are the worst pieces of shit in this glorious state, they ruin it completely
>>75837532
I had only ever scored perfect 4s in the class prior, the only thing I changed was improving my documentation, spelling, grammar and writing in a conservative stance rather than my usual liberal one.
Then again a white buddy of mine failed the class for plagiarism so it's not all that bad. My black girlfriend, all As, her essay on black women's hair was used by the teacher for future classes as an example on how to write.
>>75837353
Why? My aunt is a commie. I actually like her (aside form her misguided ideology). My family (married into) is half commie/jew. I am the black sheep conservative. Killing me would be counter-productive.
>>75837435
I know that feel, senpai. I did a report on how the noah's ark theme park was bad, got high grades, did a repor ton gun control, got shit grades.
>>75823498
>can't take a long shower
Where are you anon because I'm in California too and I shower for as long as I god damn well please.
>>75830229
>you will never have a cute, right wing goth gf
>>75837620
You're hella jealous.
Bet you are from some shit tier SoCal community.
I'm hella right, huh?
>>75837658
So basically you both write papers that aren't actually relevant to the subject matter
>>75837803
I already said San Bernadino master race.
>>75823498
Quit being a pussy.
>>75837685
Dude at this point I'm just like fuck it. I've submitted practically the same essay on black oppression a half dozen times and received excellent grades in many courses as a result. At this point I'm not even going to bother trying to improve as a writer, just go with the status quo for assignments that don't at all challenge.
>>75834421
ima white boy and would not at all mind marrying the mexican girl im dating right now.
it is mexican i asked a while back
im living in IL so i kinda get how you feel cept the libreals mostly stay in chicago.
>>75837803
And fuck no, I've been to Norcal and no sane person would be jealous of you and living around shit people like yourself
Feels pretty good to live in Orange County.
>>75837859
Just give the fuckers what they want to hear, especially if they reward you. Just don't relent, and finally give into the platitudes of falsehood.
>>75837981
Yes it does. Who went to the Costa Mesa rally
>>75838064
>>75837859
You people are the problem, and I understand why you guys gave up
>>75823498
Actually you can, grow a pair faggot. I do literally everything that isn't illegal, because illegal things are against the law. I would never break the law, that's illegal.
Don't ask don't tell until he pulls his dick out, in which case i think it's fair you give it to him straight, all 9mm.
>>75837886
What part of Illinois?
Currently Posting From southern Illinois.
Cant wait to turn 21 and get my conceal carry going to shoot so many nigggers.
>>75837245
I live here, it's wonderful
>>75838136
Shut up you commie shit. Read my post, and ask your dumb fucking self what it means.
>>75837940
Well, I've never been to San Bernadino, but you've prepared me for what massive fags I will encounter if I ever visit.
>>75823498
You can own whatever the hell you want. You might as well make it automatic in case they come after you. Spray and pray nigga
here in Temecula its pretty based. But i would say 60% of the people here are closet Trump supporters though. Too many mexicans have invaded riverside county over the last 10 years.
>>75838497
I kid you not its a /pol/ reality show here.
>>75838735
ment for
>>75838388
>>75838735
How many hammers & sickles do you see on a daily basis?
>>75838388
HahahahahhahahahHHhHHhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahah thanks for proving my point by making a bigger ass of yourself than I could ever do. These are the fuckers up in Norcal
>>75838341
I'm not a commie
>>75839015
>>75836824
what the fuck are you talking about retard, Bakersfield is one of the worst shithole barrios in the state
>>75834421
why the fuck does your family hate you for being a beaner?
>>75838949
Every time I take a shit, I flush twice, because I know you need the water.
>>75830183
This.
>>75839231
I said it was the Beverly Hills of the Central Valley, you dimwit. It's like me saying that you're the Einstein of your special ed class.
Move to Texas then retard. California is trying to tell you to fuck off. Maybe if North California becomes Jefferson you live there and be a whiny bitch.
>>75834421
>Supporting Trump
>Don't like weed
>am Hispanic
>hated by my family
Every fucking family meet up I get my cousins attacking me because I'm a virgin at 27 and never had a gf. Passive aggressive attacks about my social life throughout the day. End me
>can't support Trump or will be attacked by mexicans
Next time don't be stupid, you don't get fucked with.
>can't hate fags without being attacked by liberals
You have no tangible reason for hating gays. Seriously, I guarantee you're retarded and can't come up with a single well-thought out motive.
>can't hate weed without being attacked by stoners
Weed has no effect on your life, no reason to hate it, same with the homosexs
>can't take a long shower without being fined by the state
False. Restrictions have been lowered for months now.
>can't own an AK
Also false, as stated already.
>>75839485
I don't know how bad the Central Valley is since I don't go there, I prefer to avoid Mexican shitholes since I value my well being
>>75839702
>Next time don't be stupid, you don't get fucked with.
I'd probably beat the fuck out of you for being a massive retard, so I'm glad to see you endorse it
>>75839847
>I'd probably beat the fuck out of you for being a massive retard
Massive retard for disagreeing with you on Trump? I haven't even told you who I'm supporting yet and you're already spewing shit.
>>75840273
no, for saying someone deserves to be "fucked with" for simply supporting a political candidate
why would I show you any respect if you don't return the favor? this is the problem with diverse shitholes
>>75829701
>$650 for a Wasr
Expensive 4 U
Just build a cheap AR or a nice one over time. That way you avoid registration altogether. If you can't build it, I'm sorry but you're a cuck boy.
>>75840392
Me show respect? You support Trump. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? No but seriously, jokes aside, racism and bigotry aside, the fact that anywhere-majority-mexican-is-a-shithole aside, don't talk about respect. I didn't ask for it, and conservatives sure the hell don't know what it is.
>>75823498
invoke meme magic for "the big one" and have an earthquake take your ass out
bonus points if you do it before the 2016 election they democrats would never win again as commiefornia is huge for their electoral college
>>75836608
>300 memeout
Okay.jpg
>>75840742
fuck off you obvious bernout, every time you parasites congregate you need fucking riot police employed to prevent you from leveling entire cities
>but mean words and pragmatism incite violence!!!!
>NO HUMAN IS ILLEGAL!!!
>>75841126
>Implying Bernie himself believes either of those two statements.
Haha, its funny you say that because Trump supporters are always the first to get violent.
>>75823498
live in the mountains - either the East, the North or the North East. It's god's country.
>>75841495
yeah I'm sure the 8 year old child who got pepper sprayed was the first to get violent
>how come we can't spit on people, throw rocks and eggs at them, shout vitriol at everyone, disrupt private venues, march in a massive mob and on and on and come out unscathed!
you're a fucking liar, I wish I could deport you and your ilk to Venezuela where you belong
>>75841804
Trump at rallies himself supported that shit against peaceful protesters, so calm down. Also weren't you just talking about how words and pragmatism don't incite violence? How come Bernie supporters can't shout then you hypocrite? Marching with people who believe the same way you do is now against the law?
>>75842428
>peaceful protestors
like the guy who rushed the stage with a knife?
he said to throw a punch if you get punched, also it's not uncommon for anyone to get punched for disrupting a venue because they shouldn't even be there, it's literally a federal offense to protest where secret service is deployed
maybe a mob of people wouldn't be so alarming if they weren't known for being insanely violent, burning flags, assaulting people, break horses legs and destroying cop cars.
why did you ignore everything else in that list? the morons who get memes made about them walk away unharmed aside from the blow to their egos
Who /CentralCoast/ here?
>>75823498
>true I actually got into 2 physical confrontations at my CC. Still wear the shirts, but wearing the red cap isn't worth potentially getting kicked out of school for defending myself.
>I will bag on stoners all damn day, they have nothin absolutely nothing but pseudo science on their side. They always regress back to the "alcohol is worse and its legal" which is a very easy point to eviscerate, since lesser of two evils isn't a fucking argument. Also thanks to recent neurological studies, and lung research we're quickly finding out pot isn't magically the one thing in the entire world that gets you inebriated without any consequences. God I fucking hate stoners.
>Fags aren't a big deal, when marriage is brought up I just mention how I don't think it's healthy for people to be seeking dignity from the government when all the benefits of marriage outside tax cuts can be achieved through private contracts very easily. Also that the tax cuts were meant to incentive couples to have kids to pay future taxes, but ultimately I feel like the marriage system needs to be revamped in terms of how it affects taxes, and marriages in a church since should be private affairs between people, their religion and churches. Nor that I like the idea that they decided to completely shit on state rights to virtue signal.
> true, this whole drought thing is retarded, driving property values down, the only ones making money are the government subsidized fuckers who put rocks and cactus in your lawn.
It's not apocalyptic to be a conservative in California, but it certainly does suck dick. I don't mind the political climate nearly as much as I mind being a minority. Literally nothing but fucking Mexicans, I see more god damn asians than whites. The statistics have to be fucking warped there's no way whites are at 40% in my city. Literally the only white people I see outside of family are tourists.
>>75823498
but i do all of those things, minus the cannabis hate because cannabis is awesome.
all of the framers of the constitution loved cannabis anon, how can you claim to be a patriot who loves true freedom while hating on cannabis?
>can't own AK
bitch pls
also, pre-import ban russian saiga frankenstein
no bullet button
30 rds
Cops dont give a fuck in conservative CA
Conservative cali is based af. Beaches within an hours drive, some of the best hiking within another hour, best desert dirt biking/hillclimbing, dunes for quads if you're gay
If you can handle the metrosexual bisexual feminists SJW and get out of gay CA the central valley is bretty based
>mfw openly talk about niggers and kikes and spics with my friends out in the open while we head inna beautiful sierra nevadas to bumpfire our AK's and AR's into the dirt
>>75844163
>also, mfw i drive a couple hours to santa barbara with a speargun and dive in some of the most beautiful ocean waters outside of Catalina/Hawaii america has to offer and hunt halibut/lobster dive and liberal bitches all over that dick when they see me come out of the water with a bag full of lobster and halibut which I filet and make the freshest sushi possible while we eat over a campfire on the beach
Avoid the niggers and spics and jews, and CA is alright
Just a clusterfuck of weak-minded liberals contained in their two containment zones. 90% of the rest of the state based af with down to earth grills and bros
>also i have no face when i can CCW and travel to LA and trigger liberals
>>75836910
Humbro here. Besides Arcata, this county is pretty conservative. Just a bunch of rednecks and old timber money. Oh, and fuck hippies. Although we are being overran by beaners and nigs from socal and the bay.
>>75825657
fuck off weed faggot
>>75844758
why are you calling cannabis "weed"?
>>75836601
>Why do you give a shit about homos and weed?
>weed
Because regular use is linked to a drop in IQ of up to 8 points and something like 25% of the population have a genetic vulnerability to mental illness that can be triggered by messing with their brain chemestry with the numerous compounds found in pot. Normalizing pot means more people will use it which means more people will be at risk of having a negative reaction that will make them a burden on society. Portugal was able to legalize weed because they spend massive amounts of tax payer money on rehabilitation programs. I don't want my tax dollars to go to taking care of someone who fucked around with their brain.
>homos
because it's a mental illness and gays keep pushing and pushing to have their mental illness accepted to the point that people think they make up 25% of the population when they make up at most 2%. Plus I'm Catholic and I find it immoral.
>Conservatives are supposed to be all about leaving people alone.
No they aren't, you colossal faggot. We've always been about telling people how to live. What you're describing are Lolbertarians. You don't fight the steady decline of the west by being a wishy washy faggot that lets everyone do what they want, you fight it by planting you heals in the ground and holding to a set of ideals that worked, that made society stable.
