The west needs to step in and help before it's too late
>>75802210
>Abbos
>birds
>fish
Australia, I'm starting to doubt that you're as tough as you say you are.
>>75802210
Aren't you losing the possum war?
>>75802595
RARE
>>75802595
Nice flag, Chen.
>>75802210
Jesus Christ Australia. Are you loosing everything? The Emu War? And now the Carp War? Why are you loosing to animals?
![uolieqkfafamntrrzef0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8rDT88A.jpg "uolieqkfafamntrrzef0[1].jpg")
It's habbening, all over again...
>>75802462
To be fair, its not as easy as it seems.
>>75802210
What are the emus doing?
>>75802595
nice flag
FUCK AMERICA PLEASE HELP US I'M SORRY FOR CALLING YOU GUYS FAT AND AUTISTIC AND FOR CALLING YOU BURGERS AND SHIT PLEASE JUST HELP US BEFORE THESE CARP KILL ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE IN AUSTRALIA
>>75802210
kek
>>75805172
man up, butter cup
>>75803610
Because they are defenseless. The only skill that Australians have is shitposting on /pol/.
>>75804848
This.
>funnel web spiders were not endemic in Australia until January 1933
>the koala uprising of '53 was clearly funded with emu dollars
>Tony Abbott is obviously an emu in a (bad) human suit
The evidence is incontrovertible.
>>75805172
Carp are easy to deal with. Is it open season on them there? Carp are fun to bowfish, or fuck just shoot them with like a .22 lol
Oh wait you guys don't have guns... Are you even allowed to have bows or is that too scary?
can I get a source on what the fuck is going on?
>>75802210
Maybe they can make a tenative alliance with the emus
>>75802595
Flags nice
>>75808085
http://www.csiro.au/en/Research/BF/Areas/Managing-the-impacts-of-invasive-species/Biological-control/Biocontrol-of-carp
European carp are an invasive species in Australia, so scientists are researching how to kill them off with the herpes virus.
Why don't the Aussies harness mememagic to transcend shitposting to a physical weapon?
>>75808335
No retreat! No surrender! No alliance!
>captcha: select all the images with waffles - not one of them blue
>>75802595
Don't forget the emu war they lost.
AUSTRALIA PLS RESPOND
Are the carp actually Canadian agents sent in to take the shitposting crown from the strayans?
>>75808681
Don't forget the toad war as well lad
>>75802595
UNCOMMON
>>75807798
>>75802210
Carps are deadly though, did dorf fort teach you nothing?
The emu war was a barrel of laughs though.
Just let the crocs handle it.
>>75802210
We need to enlist traditional methods to get rid of these carp bastards.
>>75810066
Looks like Cheerios is becoming a little too exotic tbqh
>>75802462
Can't even go for a dip at night here
https://www.yahoo.com/news/crocodile-takes-woman-during-night-swim-australia-022018161.html
>people always forget about the cane toads
>>75810550
>cane toads
How far south are they these days m8?
>>75810066
I flinched
>>75810066
cute snek
>>75810066
what a cute snek
>>75810674
>>75810837
>>75808399
Wait so ....how will Straya get the Abbos to bang fish?
>>75802595
GIBSMEDAT, I don't have you yet.
>>75808399
Damn, giving fish the herp? That's some cold ass shit right there.
Why does Australia keep losing wars to animals?
>>75808085
> tfw no pigeon summoning gf
do cane toads eat carp?
>>75811205
Our country is massive, its like trying to fight the taliban on a scale 200 times bigger
>>75811229
One of the few things they won't fuckin eat.
>>75802210
So let me see if I get this straight...
They failed to get rid of the abbos, the rabbit infestation, the emus and now they are losing to carps?
Seriously? You guys can't simply mass fish and make them go extinct?
>>75802210
>Spends $1.2 billion on a warship
>Is losing a war against fish
You can't make this shit up. Australia needs to secede to NZ before it's too late.
>>75811584
what are they going to do with all that fish? straya will not touch fish with a 10 meter pole. straya only eats kangas and koalabros
