>Me, Mexican guy working in Germany.
>Walking to my home
>I see a pack of syrians and somali niggers cornering a poor girl
>She's very beautiful, blone, blue eyes and shiet.
>I come close to the pack of niggers
>I say "Leave the poor girl alone you fucking subhumans"
>One of the somali niggers pulls out a big machete
>He says "Giv euros now or i kill and rape"
>i grab his wrist, break it, and smash his arm into the floor
>He starts crying
>I take the machete and scare the other shitskins away
>The girl says "Thank you very much sir, i was super scared!"
>I say "No problem girl. Let me walk you home, this town is dangerous"
>We get to her aparment
>She asks me to come in and have some coffe (it's cold as fuck outside)
>We start talking, watch a movie and shiet
>I don't know what happened but we ended up naked and real cozy on her bed
>3 months later
>She's pregnant
>We get married
>Now i'm in the process of getting my german citizenship
What are YOU doing to stop the islamisation of europe?
>>75769059
>things that never happened
Please pedro, more effort in your shitpost next time
>>75769059
ITT: shit that never happened
>>75769351
>>75769478
success breeds jealousy
3/10 See me after class
>One of the somali niggers pulls out a big machete
Every. Fucking. Time
What's with niggers and pulling out weapons in a fistfight? It's so typical of them, it has happened so many times here in Norway.
>>75769059
Great, now Europe has mudslimes AND beaners. Lol, y'all are fucked!
>>75769619
Ikr? Motherfuckers have no honor.
>>75769059
1. pics or it didn't happen
2. How can you be working in Germany when your flag states that you are in mexico? Did you fail your geography class?
>>75769351
>>75769478
White women love the Mexican cock
>>75769875
>>75769059
>>3 months later
>butthurt fake shitpost: the thread
>>75770101
Why would i be butthurt?
>me, taxi driver in Sofia
>suddenly total german qt wants me to drive her to an immigrant camp
>explain to her in broken english that's dangerous and whether she's sure about it
>she is
>okay.jpg
>drop her off at her destination and notice there are bunch of colleagues parked there waiting
>apparently the immigrant camps are hotspots for german and other western tourists, mostly young women
Into the trash the west goes.
I know this is b8 but I have been wanting to go to Germany to get some Germonies and deflect some of that pussy to this brown cock instead. We can save your country, we have narco experience and a lot of these rapefugees are unorganized and just there to wait until someone stops them
>>75769523
post pics of qt
>>75769905
They sure do
>>75769059
>Me, Mexican guy "working" in Germany.
>Walking to my home
>I see a pack of syrians and somali niggers cornering a poor girl
>She's very beautiful, blone, blue eyes and shiet.
>I come close to the pack of niggers
>I say "Wanna drugs, amigos?"
>One of the somali niggers deny, Allah doesn't allow it
>i get mad at him, because this is disrespectful towards the Cartel
>i grab his wrist, break it, and smash his arm into the floor
>Pull out a chainsaw from pocket
>Behead all the nigger because i was high
>The girl says "Thank you very much sir, i was super scared!"
>I say "Wanna drugs?"
>She accept
>Sell drugs to her
>We start talking shit, bring her to my home
>I don't know what happened but she ended up behead
>3 months later
>Remembered she didn't pay for drugs
>oh noes
>Cartel asked me where's the money
>I don't fucking have it, cabrón!
>Get tortured
>Set on fire
>Shot
>Behead
>Die
Fixed for you, Hernadez.
>>75769905
BIG
>>75769059
>saved princess from evildoers and she thanked me with sex story
You need to be over 18 to post, José.
Nothing good will come out of this, nobody wants to eat sauerkraut tacos you degenerate !
>>75771790
>Brazil
>Talking about violence
wew lad
>Be me, proud feminist woman
>At gym on treadmill
>See man on treadmill next to me
>He slaps my ass and says "hey sexy"
>Move to other treadmill
>Use my iPhone to hack his treadmill to 70 mph
>he falls off the back and hits his face on the floor
>everyone claps and cheers
>Gym owner congratulates me and gives me free 12 month membership
>>75771790
LeL
>>75769059
*unsheats machete*
*teleports behind him*
psh, nothing personnel, cuate
hey, ben deco :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NIjjfRjJXU
>>75769059
Sorry Paco but life isn't like our Chinese cartoons, but i wish it were as well
>politics
>>75769905
He'll cheat on her and end up running off or in prison for heavy drug smuggling/selling. White women are stupid for laying with Mexicans.
>>75771790
>pulls chainsaw out of pocket
I laughed out loud in real life
thanks Huemonkey
