If you had a time machine what would you do?
>>75740087
Prevent the fall of the byzantine empire.
Cheer up Hitler so he wouldnt give up painting.
>>75740087
Go back and live with the Romans
buy as many microsoft and google shares as i could and sell them at their peak
>>75740087
Kick my dad in the balls and become a different person.
Kill carl Marx and/or George Soros
>>75740087
Go back and kill biblical Abraham to stop the Jewish plague at its source.
How to make Germany win WW1? They just wanted to displace the eternal anglos as the primary influence over Europe. It was supposed to be the war to end all wars. WW2 is when shit got insane.
Go back an sabotage Microsoft and Google.
>>75740087
kill muhammad, pain be upon him.
>>75740087
go back ~1.5 years so i can get into med :(
law is so difficult lmao. science would've fit me better
Save JFK.
>>75740087
Die instantly because the Earth has traveled millions of miles and I'm now in outer space.
>>75740087
Kill Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels.
Probably prevent Trayvon and Mike Brown from getting shot. Now before you get all crazy and say a good nigger is a dead nigger etc. Think about it, BLM wouldn't have existed and reach a prime without those two incidents. I'm black but I personally believe those two incidents really fucked up a lot for the black community, I'm aware that both of them were awful people and I'm not defending them or anything, it's just with the recent activity going on and how much BLM crap has been going around especially with the Trump campaign. I feel things could have been different or I could be wrong, as much as I hate BLM to the very core it is nice to see them finally get what's coming to them due to this election.
Sorry for the small rant, I'm just trying to figure out what is really best.
>>75740087
Make a noir-fiction film with a character called Anne Frank having haggard nose sex with her friend before she gets shipped off to a camp. Written from the POV of a diary ofc.
Kill Abraham, jews never existing.
>>75740483
Forgot to add, if those two incidents didn't happen /pol/ wouldn't have had the those moments included in the best happenings
>>75740087
Suffocate this faggot in his crib
Go back and never have let her go.
>>75740483
>Sorry for the small rant
Reddit detected
>>75740549
This. Not wanting a cozy and static minority of nogs in your country for the occasional chimpout is the epitome of degeneracy.
>>75740247
>Buy Microsoft and Google
>not Berkshire Hathaway
Utter pleb.
Tell Napoléon to forget Russia and go for the invasion of England
>>75740087
Convince one particular man to avoid meth.
Pooppoo pee poo
Cummy in mummy
Be a kang
>>75740636
I don't go to reddit
>>75740087
Stop WWI.
Go back in time to prevent lilith from making TABA because every taimanin after that is Fucking shit
DON'T FUCK WITH MY HENTAI VN YOU SHITS
>>75740087
Kill Adam and eve
>>75740885
tumblr then? I have never once in six years of posting here seen anyone apologize for 's rant unless they were extremely high or very drunk.
Beat the shit out of Lenin with a hammer & sickle
>>75741017
Nope, if there's one thing I try not do on 4chan is post long meaningless rants
I like to keep somethings short and simple
>>75741100
Good lad, have a thicc Trumpfu
>>75740087
Smash it
>>75740087
Nothing.Fight today.
>>75740318
If you killed marx you would live in radical libertarian world.
travel 5000years into the future and steal every technology i can.
travel back 10.000years and bury all the technology on african land. wait for WE WUZ KANGZ
Go back and write "kek" on a frog statue
>>75740087
Something something google facebook apple microsoft shares. Might go back in time and fuck a few upper class medieval women though. Dirty peasant women and bar wenches were probably filled to the brim with STDs.
>inb4 they wouldn't get with basement dweller stereotypes
Nigga, technology would be fuckin magic to them. I could just turn on a flashlight and say they'll be blessed with everlasting beauty or some shit if they fuck me.
If going forwards in time is an option, find some pimp ass immortality nanobots and be fucking invincible in the middle ages.
go party it up with nero
>tfw will never save her in some sort of time machine
>>75740087
Go shoot muhammad...
Make sure the West stays Kike and Cuck free accordingly.
>>75741100
Like your penis?
>>75740087
Go to sleep Jeff.
>>75740087
Do a 360 degree turn and walk away.
Probably kill Abraham.
Europe without Christianity would've continued to thrive and would never have been cucked.
Go see Ministry and KMFDM again back in 1990. Possibly high five myself.
>>75742468
Oh yeah, that would've done great...
>>75741481
You act like that's bad.
>>75740087
i'd convince macarthur to eradicate kanji from the japanese language/culture
>>75740087
Make sure the Babylonians did it right the 1st time.
Made the US continue through their campaign in Asia. Kick the shit out of China, and dominate the region so China never becomes powerful.
>>75742593
I don't see how it wouldn't have.
You all believe some religion about love and tolerance and forgiveness that was created in Israel and had its bibles written by Jews 2000 years ago then spread to the West and mysteriously became the religion of every European nation and individual in an incredibly short period of time, that also coincided with the fall of the Roman Empire, and none of you have any suspicions about this religion that had no place in ancient Europe or the lives of our ancestors.
>>75740087
fuck ya mum
>>75740087
prevent Sowjet Spies from stealing the plans for Nuklear Bomb (im russian)
>>75742788
Knaw struth i'll go back and fuck your mum
>>75742757
You'd be some Dane's thrall.
>>75742849
I'll fuck YOUR mum
Immanuel Kant: Dead at the age of five
Sell my information about the future to the Rothschilds. I would go back in 1912 and "predict" shit and then get famous and buddy up to them.
I would only ask to live a decent homes and be provided with the premium choice of boipussy. I would start with Alexi, Czar Nicky's son. I would ask that he be spirited out of Russia before the Bolsheviks get to him. Then I would plow that prime boipussy until he does from blood loss or he gets too old, so 30 years old.
ask her out :(((((((((((((
>>75741481
What a good world to live in
>>75740087
kill olof palme before he came a politician. its thanks to him Sweden went full cuck.
>>75740087
If I had some sort of time machine? I'd save her.
OP was asking what you would do regarding Anne Frank, not in general.
Is this board full of retards?
>>75740087
Exterminate the nigger.
>>75740345
just give them a record of their history in from the future and show them were they fucked up. also, show the record of their enemies/allies history.
>>75740108
This
>>75742903
And how is that a bad thing?
>>75743172
Tay...
>>75740087
Get America and England to ally with Germany in ww2 and realice the jewish problem.
I would just stop ww1 but i am pretty sure the jews would find a way to destroy the west anyway.
travel into the future
build more time machines
bring them back in time
profit
Doesn't matter you could travel anywhere because its always great to be white right? [canned laughter] I mean, black people can't fuck around with time machines... [laughter]
We're so gonna pay hard for this shit
We're not gonna just fall from number 1 to 2... [more laughter]
They're gonna hold us down with their strong hand and fuck us in the ass with their superior black cocks
>>75743172
Go to sleep Jeff.
Kill hitler and George soros, cockblock my dad, bomb the first slave boats going over to the US
>>75743525
Interesting.
>>75743632
>cockblock my dad
why
>>75743557
>profiting off of selling your powers instead of becoming a time-lord with nanobots
If money is your concern, just memorize a couple unlikely events and place "crazy" bets. Or you could get an infinite loop of throwing money into the bank with interest and pulling that shit out in the future.
>time travel paradoxes need not apply
>>75743006
>>75740087
two chicks at the same time?
Join the army and fight alongside my grandpa in world war 2...get to know him better.
>>75740087
1: assassinate Mohammad
2: convince the romans to finish off the Jews
3: introduce machine guns and other weapons to the british and germans in the 18th century and convince them to genocide every nigger in Africa
4:go check out Europe 50,000 years ago to find out what neanderthals were like
>>75740609
And bomb castro at the same time
>>75744208
Holyshit this.
>travel back to when Neanderthals existed.
>Supply with modern technology
>Exterminate the Sapiens
>Cross fingers for time travel paradox not undoing everything including myself
>live as king, being the prettiest, but definitely not smartest, man alive.
>>75740087
I would die and my ashes would fly from the aeroplane over the sea.
But for now, I am young, let me lay in the sun and count every beautiful thing I can see.
>>75744427
But you are a little boy from spain
>>75744503
Yeah and I play pianos filled with flames. Shits tough my man.
>>75740087
I'd try to go to Russia and stop communist coup, and proceed with industrial reforms while preserving monarchy..
>>75740087
Take a time machine to the end of WWII, and bring Hitler to 4/20/2017
>>75744810
Why? He shot himself right before Berlin fell... what change would bringing him to 2017 make?
>>75740087
Kill every Turk who accepted Islam.
>>75744756
We have a winner
>>75740087
Kill moot
>>75745751
YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL!
Go to the 18th Century.
>wear knee breetches and a threecornered hat
>Battle turks
>Duel with pistols
>Own slaves
>Sail the seas on a four masted ship
18th Century was GOAT
Provide her the music and medicine she needed for comforting, show her the thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadium.
Anne frank my dear, we will fold and freeze together, far away from here, there is sun and spring and green forever
>he will change the past risking preventing his own birth and creating a paradox.
>>75741481
a man can only dream
>>75740087
First a look in the future, because I need to know if what I will do isn't wrong.
Then back in time and every movement of the enemy meinem Führer give, and also all important informations over the British Army, US Army, Russian Army etc.
Then I'm a hero, the other countrys are history, and as thank you I will take Japan for my own, and kill Hirohito. Mein Führer will help me, because I helped him so much with his dreams.
>>75740087
1) Kill Mohammed.
2) Talk some sense into FDR and Churchill
3) Stay away from Mary-Jane Rottencrotch
>>75740087
Tell the U.S. Government during WW2 to let Patton take Berlin and than go to war with Russia.
>>75740609
Fucking kek
Canadia's PM is like a teenage girl.
>>75740087
Probably blackmail the goverment to actually do something right, since some information known now but not before.
>>75743271
Thats just makes them not to go to war.
You cant make germany win ww1. Just tell them how to make nuclear weapons and wait around 30-40 years. If they believe you then they will stay out of the war at any cost
>>75747223
>Thats just makes them not to go to war.
like they had a choice. the Russians were coming either way.
>>75747058
Good luck with that. You probably believe snowden is a hero and have no idea who william binney is.
>>75740087
1. kill the entire british royal family.
2. convince my forefathers to kill all the niggers and expand ever north
3. ensure that germany win ww2 with superior tech
>>75742996
wtf is wrong with kant?
>>75740087
Ensure that Dunkirk was successful for Hitler, ending the war in Eastern Europe.
>>75747366
Snowden is a hero..
Along with william binney and thomas drake...
No doubt, backs against the wall and siding with what's right (in terms of the constitution) over the paycheck. That's what the America I picture is all about.
>>75740087
Help Hitler win the war
>>75740087
Stop Merkel
>>75744349
lol only ugly bitches to fuck
kill jester
>>75747800
What did snowden reveal that binney didn't other than the operation names?
If you actuslly know who binney is and you think snowman releasead anything you must be retarded.
>>75747907
>implying the high from having replaced sapiens with Neanderthal wouldn't outweigh the cost of not being able to fuck a pretty woman
I'll be alright.
And quite literally be able to say, "I wuz kings"
>>75740087
Find a rural / secluded 14th century European village and live out a simple life for the rest of my days
>>75740483
BLM would have latched onto some other dindu. Traytray and Mike Brown are irrelevant.
>>75740087
I would go forwards in time to the times where there are machines able to turn individuals into lolis and use it on myself, maybe bring it back too and use it to fix the modern women problem.
Then, I'd marry a redpilled, hard working American and service them in any way possible, eventually bearing their children and making sure he gets to enjoy the rest of his life.
>>75740624
;_;
thanks for reminding me to take care of my girl. Lord knows I'll never find a woman that good again.
>>75748032
Actual evidence of the alleged activities which were estimated by binney et al. Documentation which showed the head of the intel div and nsa to be flat out lying. I'm not retarded, I can simply appreciate someone acting in the good faith.
>no going back in time to stop hitler posts
why the hell?
>>75740087
Save Franz Ferdinand
>>75748749
stop him from invading russia prematurely? Or stop him from allying with japan, so those gooks won't drag the fucking yanks in and ruin everything?
>>75740087
Rape moot
>>75743826
His dad had an affair, he blames him for why his life started to go downhill, his mum got depression, and she was receiving benefits because she could no longer bear to go outside and work, but she didn't receive many benefits so she could hardly afford to put food on the table. He still blames his father for what happened but wont confront him about It.
He grew up to be a social recluse he wasn't really taught Important socializing skills and Instead makes conversations really awkward without knowing It.
>>75744942
a roach that doesn't accept islam is still a roach
>>75748291
With sweet modern tech. Be known as a warlock. Wouldn't that make a good movie? If anyone uses the idea you owe me like $50
>>75749114
>If anyone uses the idea you owe me like $50
Fuck that shit, Talk to my lawyers about It.
>>75749212
At least mention me in the credits
>>75749114
>>75749114
Pretty much every sci fi series has an episode like that.
Hell voyager has a comic book about it
>>75740087
go back in time and kill angela merkel
>>75740087
kill those involved in the 1916 rising so we could remain part of the british union
kill lincoln before the civil war
>>75749738
>>75743195
it's a /mu/ meme
>>75743172
SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAINTOPS
>>75740087
Use the machine to hit and re-hit on chicks and impregnate as many decent women as possible.
>>75747366
How the fuck are they going to catch someone with a time machine though?
>>75740483
I would go back to shoot them sooner.
>>75740087
Youre mom
how many cucks are there with this Anne Frankenstien fetish?
Do you write her love letters in ballpoint pen?
>>75740087
I would be in a safari park hunting mutated Jews with my latest ray gun X-3100-T.
>>75751544
Fountain pen, actually.
>>75740108
How would you go about that? Kill Muhammad before he went mad? Somehow help Byzantium in crushing the Persians decisively, or somehow make peace? Steer the Turks away from settling in Anatolia?
There were a lot of factors that wore down the Imperium.
kill muhammad so islam is no longer a thing, thus uncucking europe, large portions of the west, and the entire middle east becomes a lot less of a shithole
>>75752454
What if he brought with him a ton of machine guns and ammo?
go back to 2007 and destroy the smart phone
>>75740087
I'd give an anonymous tip on where that cunt was hiding so we don't have to hear about her shitty emo scribbles.
>>75753448
>implying another religion wouldnt pop up
byzantines would still be btfo
>>75740087
Try to prevent the creation of Islamic Republic in my country and push for the creation of an establishment that has direct democracy as it's top priority and doctrine.
>>75742757
Yeah goyim, don't worship a dead kike on a stick. That's not a proper white religion!
>>75743027
This.
>>75740087
I would fuck Ann frank.
>>75755497
>>75755582
Wasn't she 13/14?
>>75747687
The most evil man in History.
>>75756136
Doesn't matter, fictional character.
>>75740087
Give all info on how to build a nuke to Hitler just to spare me from watching Trumps fucking face every day.
>>75740087
Tap dat
>>75742757
>mysteriously
Hello my friend let me introduce you to Constantine.
>>75743715
Anne Frank made up the holocaust to sell books...
>>75740087
The future. Get anti-aging product, return and rule the world.
>>75740087
Convince the Germans to not be retarded in Russia and actually sack Moscow among other things. They could have severely crippled the Soviets in WW2, but decided to be fuckboys instead.
It would make my WW2 documentaries more interesting
>>75740087
secure the existence of my people
>>75740087
Tell Hitler not to fall for the fake army
>>75752454
OP didn't say it had to be easy to do... you'd have to ravel a lot through time, and have a lot of luck too, but i believe it's not entirely impossible
>>75742069
Heh
>>75740087
Would like to say how I would do something historically or politically important and interesting... but the reality is I would probably do pic related.
>>75742996
Panjeet Nietzsche detected
>>75740087
Kill muhammed with a bullet, place a bible on him and leave
Answer "yes" when she asked me out
>>75740087
I don't know why you start with a picture of Anne Frank...
Anyway, I would go and convince the European governments that I was from the future (freak them out with a mobile phone or something) and then give them a history book. I think they would get the idea.
I also might mention to Grandpop that you cannot intimidate a snake by yelling at it and prodding it with your cane. This information would have been of some value to him.
>>75757939
I wish I could save her in... some kind of time machine....
>>75753815
The Anders Breivik school of time travel?
>>75740087
not get in that car
>>75740087
Warn Stannis.
>>75740087
be sure to not burn my popcorn this time
>>75740087
>To the past
Watch the Apollo 11 launch/Moon landing
>To the future
Get a bunch of vidya from the future
>>75757939
See: >>75743195
>>75759984
Well, then I would try to stop the events that killed her, or if I couldn't, tell Otto not to be a fucking idiot and put an escape route from the attic.
>>75740087
Who is this boner condoner?
>>75749272
>one line at the end
>t. anonymous
>>75747223
>You cant make germany win ww1
U w0t m8? Of course you can. Give the military strength of the enemies, their tactics, technological advances and you give the germans WW2 technology and blitzkrieg tactics... They defeated Russia, Britain had all supply lines destroyed and their Island had food left for only 6 weeks at one point and the troops coming from the former eastern front would have given huge problems for france if the US would not have moved in....
With the right amount of information you could easily make germany win WW1, especially if you also help austria hungary and tell italy that they won´t get anything after the war because the allies didn´t care about them.
Also show the tsar and the kaiser the bolshevik revoultion, november revolution in germany and the USSR as a hole under stalin..... germany and russia would ally instantly (tsar and kaiser were already rather close) and will genocide all jews within 2 weeks or send them to siberia. Clean europe from jews.
I myself would go to 1931 or 1932 and give crucial information to germany/hitler. Relevant world history until 2000, technological advances, geopolitics, resource locations, nuke plans, nuclear power plants, heat seaking rockets, better jet engines, simple stealth technology and so on.... Force France, britain and USSR into submission with superior technology (long range bombers which can´t be attacked would be enough, no nukes needed), remove communism, remove jewish influence in france and britain before the US could intervene and give these countrys back to their people and not the finanzjudentum.
Go back and fugg qt Anne Frank.
>>75762826
Not like you'd be able to.
>>75740087
Kill that fucking jew Abraham
>>75740087
Travel back to 1950s America and smash the device after.
>>75740087
I am in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out far too early.
I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.
Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.
Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.
>>75742069
They wouldn't understand how any of it works and just destroy/ignore it
Whiteys would come and take away from them, like they did with their natural resources. So basically nothing would change for african niggers, but the rest of the world would appreciate it.
>>75761205
And where are you going to get that information?
>>75748749
>>75740087
Crush Mohammed's skull right after his supposed encounter with Gabriel.
