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What conspiracy theories do you genuinely believe?

A non-existent ship was sunk to bring the USA into Vietnam, mafia/LBJ killed JFK, never landed on the moon, 9/11 wasn't as we were told, etc

Share them with us
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United Airlines Flight 93 was shot down.
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Sandy hook was a false flag
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>>75728404
the ultimate red pill that will NEVER accept is aliens that are human like and reptilian are among us(the elite) and they are responsible for the worst natural disasters to have ever happened. also project blue beam
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The Mossad knew about the 9/11 attacks beforehand.
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>>75728404
The egyptian plane that crashed was carrying more supplies to the HARP building to enforce more rain on Texas and shut Ghost up because he's getting close to the truth on Stephen Hawking not really speaking for himself.

Or you know, meme magic and stuff.
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>>75728404
Jesus is not God
Trump is Jesus
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9/11 definitely wasn't as we were told. That is a fact.
A non existent ship DID get "sunk" to bring us into Vietnam.
Moon landing was legit.
Sandy Hook was shady as hell and probably a conspiracy.
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>>75728404
We wiz kangs n sheeit
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I believe 9/11 could have been an inside job, I dont believe in the controlled demolition bullshit

I also believe the official stories about bin laden, al qaeda, ISIS, are full of lies

so,yeah, im pretty much a normie on this
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>>75728521
First post best post
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Ancient Aliens.

No meme.

Quiet serious.

Been reading The Book of Enoch.

Watchers, DNA manipulation, Pre Flood advanced human civilizations. Its all connected.

Our God, Him, is the King of Kings, Lord of Lords and Jesus Christ is the Lord of Man. So take into how hierarchy works and the idea that there is a group of aliens, one could call it a federation, that control the cosmos can make a lot of sense.

Everything starts to make sense if you consider, Ancient Aliens.
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>>75729144
Was he the hero we deserved?
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>>75729144
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Patton was killed intentionally

JFK too
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>>75729144
My husband would be so happy to see this post, this is exactly the kind of stuff that we've been trying to research. We're still trying to decide if it's actually aliens, or some sort of other-dimensional beings.
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The Despair Code.
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JFK was shot because he tried to audit the fed.
I really worry about trump since I'm pretty sure he'll want to do that as well.
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>>75730003
they could be one in the same and no amount of research is going to give you a definite on that.
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>>75730003
Read the book then. It is a book written for our generation. It has very little to do with following a religion but everything to do with being truthful and seeing righteousness.
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>>75730116
He's not

Trump is a man anon men, just not quite god level like we repute him as.
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I believe the Bible has been heavily doctored throughout its lifetime. Especially regarding things like the origin of man.

All that being said I consider myself a Christian. I just don't trust the church or the bible 100%.
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Young Earth Creationism
Illuminati/NWO
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>>75730178
Yeah, we'll never know until maybe when we die. But there's definitely something divine happening.

>>75730220
My husband has read it, I'm currently trying to read the bible all the way through so I will wait until I get to it.
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>>75728404
>the port arthur massacre was a false flag
>jfk's assassination was set up by someone very powerful, probably for trying to audit the fed
>the jews really are behind almost everything everything, even if its just one or a few powerful jews doing something to manipulate things for their benefit and not every powerful jew conspiring together.
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>>75729944
Patton Jr.? Why would they want him dead.
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4chan isn't a satire site.
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>>75730370
I think that most of it, including things like the origin of man, are true but not literal. I do think that random things have been changed by bad people throughout history, though. The type of stuff that dictates things like what type of fabric you're allowed to wear, or random stuff like that.
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>>75728404
We've had two presidents with the last name Johnson. Both were a vice president who took office after their president was assassinated. Coincidence?!
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>>75729144
>weezus was anything but a kike on a stick
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>>75728404
Oh, I have another one that isn't very well received on here, but I believe it like 99.9%. Trump is just another globalist kike puppet that will probably give us "what we want" in terms of small random policies that might affect our day to day lives, but overall he'll be keeping the power in the hands of you know who.
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>>75729944
Hale Boggs, Lech Kazinsky, JFK, Jr., Larry Macdonald, Jörg Haider, Anna Lindh, Paul Wellston, Ron Brown, et. al.
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>>75730746
in all honesty, trump will be an awful potus, take off the meme goggles and you'll see this too.

he'll be better than crooked Hillary though
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>>75729144
Not only that, the Aliens that are vising Earth today are a sister race to us, descendant from the Ancients as we are.

They evolved sooner in a different solar system/galaxy and have come here to study us in preparation for conquest/assimilation.

The reason politicians and the like are making moves that actively destroy the civilizations they were meant to make prosper is because these aliens are influencing them.

They want to bring about the devolution of the species in order to subjugate us and our planet easier.

The reason they don't go for a fuull-on invasion is the fact that because our species are related, they know exactly what humanity is capable of if pushed into a corner.

Simply put, as we are now, Humans would put up enough of a fight that it's simply not strategically advantageous... until they make us stupid and docile through State policies and the elimination of natural selection.

That is, unless they are just practising absolute despair, in which case, we Spiral Warriors now
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>>75730994
Yeah, that's pretty much how I feel about it.
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>>75729144

wait but not any of your jesus shit, that's stupid

>>75731040
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>>75730003
if they're not our progenitor race through natural evolution, then they are extra-dimensional future humans who are no longer bound by time
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>>75731040
You're just making stuff up off the top of your head. When you read all of these different religious texts, and all of these different mythologies from around the world you realize that there is an undeniable story of our history that we don't even know, and yes it includes Jesus. It's not some stupid alien bullshit.
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>>75731040

>The reason they don't go for a full-on invasion is the fact that because our species are related, they know exactly what humanity is capable of if pushed into a corner.
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>>75731312
you wanna back that up, god-boy?
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>>75731324
muslim invasion of europe was exactly what I meant by

>The reason politicians and the like are making moves that actively destroy the civilizations they were meant to make prosper is because these aliens are influencing them

maybe the mudslimes would come around and help like your pic, but... I honestly think I'd prefer eldritch looking aliens
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I believe the Obama administration had almost all the members of Seal Team Six killed because they didn't really kill Bin Laden. It was only a political maneuver to ensure a second term.
And the film Zero Dark Thirty was propaganda to further ensure Obama's second term. The film even came out right before the elections.
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Islamic terror attacks in Europe since the beginning of the "refugee crisis" have not been random acts of violence. They were either distractions or assassinations covered up by a typical Muslim terrorist attack.

The endgame is a massive attack, the preemptive attacks helped them acquire resources and eliminate threats.
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The Capitalist Conspiracy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udWXFC2sWU8
Every other batshit insanity includes it because it's the only thing that's verifiable.
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>>75731554

You don't need to be muslim to purge the xeno.
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>>75731369
How do you want me to lay that out for you? Just read the Bible, read some Celtic Mythology, Norse mythology, Greek Mythology, the Vedas, the Quran and the Talmud even. Overall, you'll see the exact same stories even if they're told slightly differently. For example, each culture has a flood myth and each culture talks about men carrying some type of satchel and arriving from the sea in the mouth of a fish to share knowledge about the world (many variations on how the fish fits in, some have a fish head themselves, some have fish hats, some are in fish, some have feathers vs. scales). But dude, every culture talks about a fucking flood, man. These types of overlapping things are just too hard to ignore.

Can you back up anything you've claimed about aliens or future humans or any of that?
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>Trump is a Manchurian candidate working for Hillary
>The social justice movement is descended from Soviet subversion efforts
>Jews do control everything, but globalist and nationalist kikes are at odds with each other and constantly fight
>The holocaust did happen but much of the commonly acceptied information about it has been falsified
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>>75730021
You shut your fucking whore about that. I lost my mind years ago when I was experiencing that and took forever to just barely recover. Then only a few months ago I find out others have been going through this and it even had a name. My mind is going through fucking fumes ever since.
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>>75728670
>Stephen Hawking not really speaking for himself
It seems so obvious now.
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>>75732057

>Trump is a Manchurian candidate working for Hillary

this

If it's even close by September Trump will make a left turn and alienate his supporters so she can clinch it.
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>>75731772

That's just meme theory applied to story-telling and it's used in many more contexts than just religious ones.

Basically they are the tropes of ancient times.

>Can you back up anything you've claimed about aliens or future humans or any of that?

If natural selection is unimpeded, evolution will continue on and on and on and humans will eventually come to encompass more beneficial mutations and less detrimental ones.

If the society has eliminated natural selection through standard health care, eventually their research into biology will lead to more research and experiments into genetics and eugenics.

Thus, "unnatural selection" will come about. If used to further the advancement of humanity, as science should intend to achieve, eventually we'll be adding beneficial mutations to the human genome at a much faster rate than nature allows.

Eventually this will lead to a smarter and stronger race better equipped to traverse the galaxy, where they will make more scientific discoveries, now relating to space-time and dimensions.

If either unnatural or natural selction is present, history shows us that is only a matter of time before an intelligent race shatters the boundaries of what was once thought possible.

tl;dr if evolution continues logic dictates that it's inevitable
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>>75732347

Boy they're going to feel really stupid when Trump's supporters are too stubborn to quit.
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>>75728588

this.

>2012-2013 was the year the assault weapons ban was about to expire, and obungo wanted to rally support for an assault weapons ban or conceivably a revisionist movement for the second amanedment.
>no photos to date
>reports of two shooters, then just one
>types of weapons confused, then assualt rifle added later
>kids heard "a loud bang" when more than 2-3 magazines of ammunition where supposedly fired
>there was a training exercise scheduled at the local hospital that day
>the payed actors, who smile off camera
>the strange acting coroner
>the check-in badges everyone wears
>all the police waddling around just shortly after the shooting (which is plausible)
>goofy looking white kid with autism did it (plausible too)

seems like part of a bigger scheme to me.
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>>75732394

All he has to do is say he supports an assault weapons ban
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>>75732394
>be trump
>accidentally win
>fake death,
>live on private unlisted island banging Melania
>continue until mind is uploaded into Trump international AI
>Eventually seeks the power he cast aside
>Hacks into internet and his ego actually makes him be open with it to the entire world
>We all get on board
>Trump ∞
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Basically this. You all should watch it.

http://youtu.be/yZdup3bBrNI
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>>75732862
>3 hours and 30 minutes

you fucking autist, a TL;DR is mandatory here
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What does /pol/ think of Al Bielek?
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>>75733166
Ugh, but am I really autistic, or are you just too antsy to sit down and wtch a video
>Order of the Black Sun
>death cult type shit
>nazis have Black Sun/occult symbolism on uniforms to be marked for death
>ww2 was a death ritual
>talks about Darwin, who was a eugenicist
60 million people died in that war, if you didn't already know.
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CERN or some entity like CERN is doing some really crazy shit that defies reality.
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>>75728588
You can take my gun when you take my ballsack!
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>>75728404
>A non-existent ship was sunk to bring the USA into Vietnam
That isnt a conspiracy theory, that is a documented fact. Same with the false flags that got us into WWI and WWII.

>never landed on the moon
We have, we were told to leave it be.

>>75730116
>JFK was shot because he tried to audit the fed.
He was shot because he tried to destroy The Company which would have also exposed all of our black projects, he had to go.
Personally I know we are an interstellar civilization as of right now and I believe the public is currently being socially engineered to accept this fact without going insane.
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>>75732383
most of what you're saying is inevitable/correct (beneficial mutations allow for higher fitness in the current environment(s) of the species. they don't make a species objectively better most of the time), but you're pretty much using this stuff as padding for ancient aliens and other related things. All of what you stated is entirely possible without ancient aliens

you have to somehow demonstrate how humans would advance slower without any sort of aid given by aliens.
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>>75728404
The emoji bible. Somebody said hurr durr how are you going to show the violence of Numbers 31:17? (When Moses said to basically kill everybody in a war). Well guess what. He meant all the fallen angels that were about to rape and contaminate everybody so God said don't let the Devil do that. Do you think anybody still knows this? No. They think he meant little innocent boys. Stupid Satan
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>>75732060
Do i look up what that is or is this like a red pill thjng where i cant go back?
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>>75733245
from what I just read about him it seems like he's a dude who saw a movie, wished his life was that interesting, and claimed he was recovering suppressed memories
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>>75733514
I should have capitalised Bible there
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>>75733437
>we were told to leave it be
colonizing the moon would be near impossible with current technology, let alone technology from the cold war. also there would be little benefit until we come up with a proper high velocity space transport system
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>>75733322
>watch 3 hour 30 minute video at 3:30 AM

...fuck off bruh
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>>75733620
>colonizing the moon
Who said anything about that? We were told to leave the moon alone.

>let alone technology from the cold war
You dont seem to understand what happened at the end of WWII.

>until we come up with a proper high velocity space transport system
We have one now
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>>75733565
He seems to be the original anime shitposter to me, but a lot of paranormal sites seem to love him.
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>>75733621
>bruh
NIGGER ALERT. It makes sense, now.
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>>75733476
you're right, I did leave it open ended there, but that's because I don't really know, and the explanations I can come up with are pretty cliche

They dimension-hopped to the past, met primitive societies, gave them some knowledge/tools, and were subsequently worshipped as gods.
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>>75732057

I agree with every one of these.

I feel Trump has/was/is bluffing the whole thing but at some point has too big of an ego or enjoys himself to much to back out.

SJWs is sort of a response to a generation that has everything and trapped in society that won't let them do anything about it. the whole group reminds me of tattle-tales I met in first fucking grade as a first grader, where anything against the status quo is immediately considered illegal/morally wrong/reprehensible etc

I think it is in the doctrine, the very core of judism, to see themselves as the chosen race and because of that they truly believe it is their right to control and manipulate everything around them. Which is painfully ironic and sad considering how much power the greasy, dodgy little wieners are. the Holocaust happened, but that magic number is probably around 4~5 million and most likely includes a fuckload of slavs. The "death" camps were probably treating their prisoners pretty well, until the late days of the war when the german supply lines ran out. it a way the 'holocaust' was probably allied forces just fucking everything up around Europe and if you were a prisoner you got shafted, rather than deliberately starved to death.
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>>75733527
from what I can tell, it's just a meme meant to serve as the great taboo even for conspiracy theorists
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>>75733527
Someone answer this question for me
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>>75733703
why were we told to leave the moon alone then, and what basis do you have for claiming this?

at the end of WWII, the cold war began unofficially. I don't know if you're referring to the atomic bombs, because the technology required was researched for a long time by the most intelligent physicists of the time unless aliens gave us atomic weapons or something like that.

what are you referring to?
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>>75730021
Can someone tell me where I can read about the Despair Code? Or is it just some dumb tumblr meme?
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>>75733849
Tnx imma look it up rn before i pass out
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UFOs.
Ayylmao's having bases and mining operations on the moon, hence why we have never gone back.
Advanced alien life in general being a truth, and NASA part of the cover-up with their shitload of airbrushing of photos.
Secret society that goes beyond world governments and orchestrates world events to their own whims and desires.
Don't believe in Hollow Earth Theory per se, but do believe that there's some massive hole up on the northern ice cap that's being kept hush hush for reasons beyond our understanding.
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You guys should read the secret teachings of all ages by manly p hall
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>>75732057
>Trump is a Manchurian candidate working for Hillary

I don't get it.

Would that even be necessary? I mean it's not like Rubio, Cruz, or Jeb would win against Hilary.
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>>75733946
see
>>75733849


but don't trust me, i'm the nigger, bruh
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>>75733917
Realistically it cannot really be proven but MAJIC documents indicate we were told to stay away by beings who have outposts in certain impact craters on the moon.

No, I am talking about the research projects we got from Germany as well as scientists who continued their work in the US on them. Namely certain devices that allow for gravity wave generation and lattice assisted nuclear fusion.
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>>75734038
That's because it's the least true theory here

The simplest explanation is that Trump loves both his country, and power.
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>>75729048
retarded
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>>75732060
Trolled by 4chan yet again.
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I would only side with conspiracy theories if there's a good amount of evidence in favor of any conspiracy theory and it appears to be correct from my perspective. At this point, they're close to either being proven or debunked so I suppose I don't really believe in conspiracy theories.
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Humanity isn't native to Earth (at least, European humans, maybe Asians too).

Either transplanted here from Mars after the race fucked it up six ways from Sunday, or genetically engineered by some Seed Race.
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>>75733527
dont do it bro just forget you ever heard about it
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Eliot rodger was a false flag.Peter Rodger, is the assistant director of The Hunger Games trilogy. Eliot's crush was a c-list actor. It was all staged. And this kike basically advocating for more gun control. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO9TNctr1UM
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>>75734169
If you want some well sourced "conspiracy theories" read some books by Joseph P. Farrell and Tom Bearden and also their citations.

They are the two people I have heard about or read about in the alternative realm that actually have a fairly good grasp of what is going on and hit upon some truths that are best ignored for the sake of the general public.
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Thoughts on the Mandela Effect?
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>>75734161
>>75734279

Tooo lateeeeeee
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>>75734279
Lol, is it a meme or not? I will read about it if it's real. Is it just like the cycle of life? Everything has a beginning and end? Life is suffering? That kind of stuff?
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>>75734038
They all polled better against her than Trump. Cruz in particular even had an edge around 5 points over Hillary.

If you ask the average Trump supporter it didn't even matter because lol polls don't even matter I mean Reagan did shitty in the polls but came back btw look at this poll I found on infowars it says no one will vote for Hillary coz mah emails.
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>>75734371
It's called confabulation.
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>>75733405
But that's what they're trying to do, we know they are, that's the point of it
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Bioware was influenced to make mass effect by aliens to get us familiar with the races therein so that we can avoid war when we inevitably make contact.
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I guess that nothing you hear or see coming from humans is the truth

So, I guess it's all a conspiracy to me
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>>75730021
>>75733946
>>75732060
>>75733527
>>75733849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwbnvkMRPKM

the origin of the despair code, click the link if you dare
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Autism in this thread is too high
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>>75734464
This would fail massively when they all get raped by xenophiles during the diplomatic missions.
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Karl Rove killed Michael Connell
CIA killed Michael Hastings
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>>75734622
Can't rape the willing/why do you think alien sex is a main staple in the games?
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>>75731376
Dan who?
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>>75728404
The Holocaust.
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>>75728588
Gotta go with this one. I watched the coverage with no preconception. I've seen plenty of other crime footage and news. It just didn't feel right, everything was off center. I couldn't believe how everyone was acting after such a tragedy. I don't expect that people should be running around like idiots, but there wasn't an ounce of chaos. Then much later started looking back on the stuff and checking out theories and I am sold. It was total bullshit and it pisses me off. I don't even own any guns, but totally pro 2A.
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>>75734103
This.
We really did go to the moon, but we werent told what really happened up there.
There is some spooky fucking shit on the lunar surface.
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>>75734950
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>JFK killed by Military Industrialists and Bankers who have since not allowed a president they did not wholly own to even get close to office.
>CIA subdivisions and agencies that do-not-exist still practice MKULTRA type experiments and missions
>Finders & Pedowood
>Finders & Pedowood being used by MIC/Bankers to force potential candidates to perform child sex acts on film as blackmail over them

No seriously Finders/Pedowood is the scariest shit on the net, esp. when you start digging into deepweb stuff.
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>>75734464

i want to believe
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"Vote for me Christians!!! hehehehe hail satan"
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I dont believe shit anymore. My country is a living meme at this point.
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>>75730370
It's a book. Those are all stories. They're not meant to be taken literal. Most of the stuff in the bible is made of analogies
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>>75735211
Think about it: mass effect technology is essentially how it would be if we could learn how to manipulate higgs-boson fields.

Also, Fermi paradox and the fact that Bioware has literally never put out a good game besides the ME trilogy.
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>>75735204
You dont even have to go to the deepweb.
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Operation Neptune either never happened or the found out Bin Laden died of natural causes and rushed in to get credit.

Flight 93 was shot down, again better to tell the public they died as heroes to save face.

9/11 reall but the US govt was warned ahead of time and POTUS and/or CIA and/or Military Industrial Complex urged them to take a path of inaction to benefit them.
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>>75734464
they are pretty interesting races.

don't the Turians have some type of different element besides carbon that made them, and human food/drink is poisonous or something?
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>>75735584
Not from my understanding, it's that the amino acids that build up their proteins are structured differently
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>>75735439
Naa, back during GG my digging lead to that sorta stuff. Got a syringe filled with mystery liquid in the mail for my trouble.

Thanks /pol/.
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>>75728404
2070: Due to the massive birth increase, we're going to have shortage of milk. What this means is, the Neo-Earth Good Government League is going to have to genetically modify all humans, male and female, to lactate once a month. Once every month, you're going to a lactation processing center... they'll hook you up to all kinds of weird things. Now, due to some fluke, about 3% of the population produces 500% as much milk, so they're gonna have to be farmed constantly. And it's very painful... but they'll be rounded up by FEMA and their milk will serve the greater good.
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>>75735159
That's pretty awesome.
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>>75735173
That makes me rage. Not that he went from laughing to crying, but the transition point in between the two. Total BS.
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>>75730021
>forced /x/ memes

cmon, you suck at RP'ing you suck at memeing just stop
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>>75735686
What sort of shit have you seen on the deepweb?
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>>75735691
nigga what kind of hentai you been watching
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>>75728404
The government is planning to assassinate Trump.

When he is killed, Hillary will win the election, and the gun laws will pass, which means the we won't be able to fight against the government when they start taking our freedom of religion and speech.

Pic related. That card game predicted 9/11, the Boston bombing, and other incidents.
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>>75730003
Commit suicide together. If you see extra-dimensional beings then it's that. If not, it was aliens all along.
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>>75728404
Everybody that posts on 4chan is part of a computer program communicating with itself.
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>>75735825
certain shell corp. info, potential hard links between hard candy peddlers and elites, proof of google using its investment programs as money laundering to/from deepweb data brokers etc

If you're talking about CP, gore etc.. I mean that was all pretty common here back in the day lmfao.
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>>75735976
how does the gov't take guns from those who want to keep them?

open mass genocide?
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>>75736317
They'll threaten us with their guns to take ours. At that point, they will have the authority to do so.
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>>75731376
STOP IT! HE'S A GREAT GUY. DO NOT FUCKING SLANDER HIS NAME BECUASE YOU ARE A JEALOUS LLAMA!!!
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>>75728404
Worth the read.
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>>75736391
Who's doing this? Drone Strikes?

Why would military infantry participate in this conflict against the citizens? Wouldn't many of them be from the 2nd amendment supporting families?

basically I'm saying the gov't will have to firebomb most of the country or they will be coup'd
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>>75728670
IT'S HAILING APPLES OUT HERE
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>>75734930
He's a good guy that makes comedic TV shows popular from ages 7- 90.
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Memetics are real. The powerful lizard elite is trying to alter our realty to the point well accept lizard rule. Then they'll surface and take their throne.
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>>75728699
haha le trump meme xD
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>>75734930
Schneider. He's a Disney channel producer people think messes with the kid stars.

Dan "cram it inside her" Schneider etc
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>>75737426
Don't call him that. Those are quite obviously pernicious lies made to frame his good person. DISREGARD THEM.
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The bible is a book about alchemical processes, anunaki is a CIA cointel project, and history was determined by the Elite from the beginning.

>video somewhat related, I just like it

http://youtu.be/wOLNgJ8N4pM
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>>75732483
Are you retarded? How in the fuck do you stage all those kids dying? Explain yourself
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>>75728582
no fucking way
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>>75736257
Thanks buddy. I won't ask for more than you think is safe because I don't want us to get v&.
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>>75737426
Also he does not work with Disney channel. He works with Nickelodeon and has made such hits as iCarly and Sam and Cat.
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>>75728582
this blew my mind when i found out

i was obsessed with the titanic from ages 4-6, obsessed, autism tier

i also hated banks from a young age, wonder if i died on the titanic

here is a crazy one

>jews did fukushima
>a israeli security company took hold of the plant 6 months before it happened
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>>75737677
Yeah.. the google thing is actually all clear web shit. All of the google silicon valley capital investment is easy to trace around. What happens with the money after is a little harder but not impossible if you know where to look.

My cousin actually works for Leaf intelligence agency and when I told him the kind of stuff I was finding he said to lay off.. haven't touched it since.
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>>75729144
>>75730003
Read "The Gods of Eden" by William Bramley.

I don't know what the fuck to think anymore.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-Lvv1f5Qu4

this pretty much goes over all of it
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>>75728588
911 never happened
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PROJECT MKULTRA
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>>75738152
That's not a theory that was literally confirmed to be true through the declassification of documents.
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>>75728404

Princess Diana was murdered by the CIA in retaliation for MI6 blowing up the Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City.
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>>75737911
That's fucking scary. Do you know anything about the Black Nebraska Republican Larry King. He was a rising political star in the 80s who was convicted of Savings and Loans shenanigans. There were a lot of conspiracies that he was a chomo. What's weird is that there is virtually no online mention of him.

Is there a lot of non secret things that are recorded on the deepweb that we forgot about on the clear web?

I've heard some secret stuff too. Watch out for Muslims and the Chinese, but you already knew that.
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>>75737695
I knew which show. Just didn't realise it was nick. Should have known really. Gf puts that shit on in the background when work needs to be done.

>>75738152
Not a theory. Interesting though.
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>>75738280
UR MUM IS A THEORY M7
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The Despair Code
00001101 10100101 11111000 01010111 01283929 01011101
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>>75734024
great book
>>75736577
surprisingly good read, sent it to some friends working in think tanks, they agreed

Anyways here is a few of mine.

>NWO is working in our interest
Yes, you read that right. It is a dog eat dog world out there. Men are weak, and while leading, will exploit his fellow man, possibly as a feeling of entitlement. A lot of the shit we do in the middle east (ISIS, FSA, etc.) ensures a covert yet US dominance in the region. Same is to be said with CIA drug running. Same is to be said with Fed backed world currency. Same is to be said with rapefugee cancer on europe.

Our politicians, globalist, billionaires, are playing hardball with the rest of the world, to ensure they stay weak, and we stay rich.

It comes off as nefarious, because they are corrupt with power, but it is hard for us to estimate the gravity of decisions at that level.

With that being said I believe politicians, news anchors, and public keepers of the narrative are paid and hired actors that are blackmailed through finders/pedowood ops.

A small select group of elite businessmen decide global strategy with america. They just sell it to us in a very fucked up hard to read way.

Trump, if not a clinton agent, is a direct threat to globalist ass fucking (which promises us cheap goods and resources) as he is an isolationist, and might fuck up their agenda.

>corruption is why we win
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuBstLZINco
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one or multiple advanced civilizations existed prior to us and ultimately were wiped out by themselves or by other natural factors.
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>>75728588
This shit
>>75732483

some conspiracies are in the 'maybe but not likely' tier, most are in the 'bullshit' tier, but this one is the one that actually has enough evidence to convince me.

Why are there pictures of a single file line of kids taken not but mere feet apart who were supposed to be evacuating to further away in a completely different order between the two pictures?

Why are all the cars in the parking lot in a pull-through parking order? Nobody does this unless they are trying to fill an already empty lot.

Why were the fucking ambulances not allowed in the area?

Why is there no video when the school was supposed to have a video surveillance system. Columbine had a shit video system and there's pictures, I've no doubt in my mind that that shit happened exactly like authorities said it did because there's fucking evidence.

Why does a town in Connecticut seem to have like 60 shitposters that go to /pol/ or have a cousin that lives there?

Why were news stations not even filming the right school from their helicopters?

Why did the whole thing seem so organized besides the police antics? I've been in a 18-man triage situation and we were nowhere near as organized as that, and we didn't have to deal with law enforcement and news everywhere.

Why are there no pictures of the bodies or wounded or anything? Columbine had pictures, VT had pictures, a ton of other shootings had pictures. Why doesn't what's supposed to be the "second biggest shooting" have pictures?

Fuck, I just want one piece of actual evidence that isn't word of mouth to change my mind. I've spent hours looking for any actual evidence to change my mind but the more I look the less I believe that it actually happened.

There's so much evidence that it's a hoax, and all it would take would be one picture to change my mind, but there isn't any where there should be.
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Moon landing was legit

I don't think 9/11 was a controlled demolition, but I think people at the top allowed it to happen. The whole Saudi/Bush thing seems plausible.

It's not exactly a conspiracy theory, but I think there's some truth to the whole younger dryas impact thing.
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>>75729144
>The Book of Enoch
No you haven't, there's nothing indicating aliens in that book.
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>>75735691
Today I read about someone's fetish.
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>>75728404
Bigfoot is real. I used to brush it off, but now knowing just how much tomfuckery the (((scientific community))) is involved in there's little I wouldn't entertain as possible. And bigfoot always nagged at me. Why are there seemingly ordinary, sane people with zero previous interest in bigfoot dropping everything in their lives and becoming bigfoot hunters after their first sighting? My parents had an old friend who was an engineer for Northwest Airlines (now Delta) who owned land in Montana and swore up and down he saw a bigfoot on his property. He told me that story when I was a kid and I had no reason to doubt him at the time.
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>>75728404
You should really not use the term 'conspiracy theory' so loosely;

>everybody who questions the official government story is a conspiracy theorist
>those people are seen as mentally ill, or at least unstable, by the mainstream populace
>mentally unstable people shouldn't be allowed to use guns

The more you use the term, the more you legitimize government intervention to disarm those with the most critical stance against the government, and therefore those who need those arms the most.
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>>75738747
>The Book of Enoch

Enoch was very worried about the influx of aliens.
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>>75738415
Dan is a great fellow. He is always nice to everyone and PROTECTS them from any wrongdoing. Many see him as a FATHERLY figure.
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>>75738799
Well telling you when you were a child might be a giveaway. Still scientists wouldn't rule it out but as far as we know the only hominids in the Americas were early modern humans arriving around 40,000 years ago. New world primates are generally not even close to a hominid biology so there's no obvious evolutionary trajectory for bigfoot. Best answer at the moment is that its bears walking on their hind legs which they do frequently in any case for better vision/mating/intimidation etc.
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Uranium 238 (does not occur naturally in nature) was found along with traces of Plutonium (man made element), along with nearby deposits of uranium ore looking like it was mined away suggest a controlled nuclear reaction or reactor was operated on the site.
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>>75738591
Whats the image of anon?
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>>75739150

A 900 million year old screw embedded into rock.
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>>75728404
>that pic
lol my twitter timeline right now
Why do I even follow altright?
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>>75738747
Guess what buddy them fallen angels, Nephilim, and demons are all extraterrestrial by proxy of there extraplanar origins. A bigger thing is the Vedic texts though it gives alot more insight into any supernatural history that may have happened and ties alot of fragmented shit together nicely.
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There ARE aliens with intelligence/tech on the level of or surpassing humans, right now, out there, somewhere; they're just not present on Earth or would consider Earth/Sol to be important, because again... Size of the galaxy. Size of the universe. Size of a solar system. Image related (Shit, most PEOPLE don't even consider earth to be important AND WE FUCKIN LIVE ON IT)

The reality that while no one is truely in direct control of ALL the economy, everyone does impact it, and a select few businesses and banks ARE fully capable of shifting the market dramatically. But the horrifying part is that even the so called manipulators are comparatively incompetent when compared to the sheer mass attempting to be """controlled""" as in: You can't tell or force even just 8 humans to stop buying bread (unless you're running a dieting scam and they want to stop) but you can set a "credit rating" for a country from AAA to AA+ or send in a bunch of "Food aide" to supress local suppliers.

The internet is incredibly fragile and could be switched off in an instant, even by genuine ACCIDENT. It would be as simple as running over the ocean cables with a fucking anchor, which HAS happened in the small local scale before.

The micropenisoft """update""" to "Windows 10" is a good example of what's possible to do with and DO TO the system. Imagine some hacker replaced any part of that with any thing you can imagine. Porn. /x/ shit. Redpill naming. Imagine the company just wanted to shut off your shit. Imagine there was no way to revert; they didn't have to allow you the choice.

The implications of the above two together absolutely has every single major government stamping their rubber beurocratic dicks all over it, with both [APPROVED] and [VOID].

Pedowood and other human slavery shit is 100% legit/real and if you think they're not you're a fucking idiot. Who to name, though, is where the trouble lays.
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The conspiracy that Trump, Clinton and all other candidates (including le renegades) are in cahoots.

I smell blood.

We need some more guillotines again lads.

>Bless this post KEK!
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>>75740004
>40004
>404

wew does this count?
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>>75740004
https://archive.is/LottT

Post related.
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>>75740242
>be successful business man
>going about your day
>Hillary fucking Clinton shows up at your door step and wants to chat about business
>hm, maybe i'll want to run for office someday or something. I should do business with this woman and earn her favor, etc.

Doesnt seem too far fetched that two people of the same """"elite"""" sphere have had business ventures at some point in time.
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>>75740004
>The conspiracy that Trump, Clinton and all other candidates (including le renegades) are in cahoots.
why not go further back?
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>>75737641
The kids either weren't actually in any danger or were manufactured identities who never really existed to begin with.
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>>75728404
most of them because most things have some level of truth to them
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>>75729944

>JFK was killed intentionally

No fucking shit
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Anyone read about the snap chat face scanner theories at all? Saw it on kikebook the there day but didn't look into it
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