America is simply not a good nation. In any aspect. You suck in everything.
except in getting first post
>>75718175
Fpbp
>>75718085
At least we know how to put out a fire.
Your flag isn't on the Moon
>>75718085
Shut up beanie. We rule the world.
>>75718175
CANADA BTFO
HOW CAN MAPLENIGGERS EVER RECOVER
HOLY SHIT
REKT
What are some good exercises to do at home in order to lose weight?
>>75718085
>December 2016
>The last flickers of the Great Canadian Fire turn to ashen mist at the bottom of a massive continent-spanning wall
>>75718085
That sandwich looks delicious
>>75718085
Shutup Canada. Don't you talk about my country like that or I'll shoot your fucking cucked ass till Kingdom Come!
>>75718214
This.
(We also own Mars)
God bless America ;-;
Truly the greatest nation on earth
We're numbah one.
>>75718085
Jesus christ what sort of american deity created that beautiful meal in the picture?
>>75718379
Run around the house like an autistic fuckwit.
Except global presence and defense spending
>>75718465
Jesus, himself.
>>75718418
On a side note.
It would be really difficult hitting that from behind. Like those cheeks are 6 inches, and all I got is 5
So /pol/, when did you finally realize that the recent canadian problem is the result of newfags desperately wishing they could take part in American politics?
I'd probably shitpost too if my national leader was a celebratory cuck and I couldn't participate in an election that matters.
>>75718579
I imagine Jesus could make a really good sandwich.
>>75718085
You as well your people decend from sissy frenchmen, Chinks,nunavuts,
You are disgusting marinating in your own high pedestal hypocrisy
>>75718379
Push ups and planks for definition. Any cardio helps you lose weight. would recommend a bicycle or an elliptical, if you arnt running outside. Treadmills are tough on the legs.
>>75718085
Stay salty Maplefaggot
>>75718692
This is probably true. I imagine most canucks hate fagdeau and are rightly embarrassed by his faggotry.
>"If you kill your enemies, they win."
>"If you put out the fire, it wins."
>"Beating up women is okay."
>"Syrian refugees are great, we need more!"
I'd be pissed too.
>>75718085
I dont know about you, leaf
But that looks delicious
>>75718978
I love Justin Trudeau. The polls show that about 75 percent of Canadians support him and he keeps rising.
>All these triggered ameriFATS
Stay mad burgerlosers. U.S.A. BTFO WITH NO CHANCE OF RECOVERY!!!!!!!!!!
>>75719139
Yup. We're all real triggered.
>>75719139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZQeDGaSCP4
Skip to 2:00 minutes. Listen to him speak, he has a faggot lisp. Faggggggs
>>75719139
>faggots support a faggot
who woulda thunk?
>>75719139
90% of Americans supported George W Bush at his peak.
>>75718085
Hard to take a leaf complaining about American diet when you eat fries with canned gravy and cheese on top
>implying that diet isn't what allows Americans to unlock their true potential and become Super Saiyans
>>75718085
there's literally nothing wrong with eating that.
Protein>fat>carbs
>>75718379
put down the fork fatty
>>75718175
da bantz
>>75720687
except it's fucking 4000 calories?
>>75718085
YOUR FLAG HAS A FUCKING LEAF ON IT.
How are we supposed to take you seriously?
>>75720807
What kinds of food should I get with my food stamps?
>>75720950
Perfectly acceptable.
Are you kidding me?
sage
Why are non-Americans so obsessed with Americans ?
>>75718085
>>75719139
God I hate this country
>>75718085
Im pretty sure we are the only country where you are allowed to kill someone if they break into your home. It doesn't matter if they are a father of 10 struggling to feed their kids if they come onto your property you can blow up their head like an orange.
>>75718214
>>75718418
Neither is yours.
>(We also own Mars)
Herp derpily do.
>>75718208
Hey they've got the ANC fire apprentices handling that now. Problem solved.
>>75718085
Make this a double and id eat the shit out of it. a triple is a bit much but a double would be perf. With some fucking waffle fries.
>More ameriFATS triggered
Americans and U.S.A. permanently BTFO.
>>75718085
I want you out of my country by tomorrow morning
>>75718085
Is that why the American dollar is stronger than the Canadian Dollar?
Eat shit puck slapper
>>75727186
ameriBURGERS BTFO!!!!
BASED AUSTRALIA ONCE AGAIN BTFO'ING AMERICA
THIS THREAD HAS GENERATED ENORMOUS BUTTHURT FUCK ALL THE AMERIFATS IN THIS THREAD HAHAHAHA
>>75727261
Really, calling us fat, quite a droll method of insult, of course we know we have an obesity problem you Moose Fucker!
Ever been around Nigs and Spics, especially the welfare ones? They make up the largest population of the obese in the USA. Of course we do have a large number of obese whites as well but nowhere near the number of the former.
>>75718175
Ayyy gotem'!
>>75721120
I know your kidding but I had a great college diet with two things:
Eggs, mostly whites, prepped with veggies, corn tortillas, salsa.
Otherwise bandanna, frozen fruit medley, soy milk smothies
Lived on that for two months, worked out, got shredded
>>75727473
This post is racist, and full of denial.
This entire thread - it's premise, and from start to finish - has been full of ameriFATS getting BTFO.
AMERIFATS WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS.
>>75718085
sorry we didn't drown our bacon cheeseburgers in cheese curds and gravy for you.
>>75718085
Fuck off wanna-be. You wish you were born in warmer climates.
>>75718175
FP
BP
>>75718085
I'd understand the stereotype if you were from the Netherlands or something but you're a fucking Canadian. All your talent moves here and most of you guys are so stir crazy from being snowed in most of the year you have the highest percentage of Furries and MLP fans per capita than any other nation.
>>75727186
>>75718085
mmm that looks good. reminds me of a sour dough patty melt with bacon. all that grease doe
>>75718175
wow really makes you think.... huh...
now im a #CruzMissle
>>75718175
CANADA BTFO'D
>>75718085
hey idiot, you realize "epic meal time" is from Lavalle South of Montreal?
Since they haven't left yet because you cucks still throw cash at them I'd say that's in Canada
>>75718085
>a
>fucking
>leaf
>>75718085
>you suck at everything
>Post's pic of delicious American cuisine.
I weigh like 150 lbs and I'd eat 3 of those.
>>75732704
isnt canadas national food mac and cheese?
>>75732851
They call it "Kraft Dinner," even if it's not Kraft.
>>75732704
that does look delicious ... i think i'll make one. i think i'll use Gouda... and pepper bacon.
https://youtu.be/JRowiDGY1OM
>>75729985
he's right though. almost all degenerate starts in the USA and infects the rest of the western world.
>>75718085
This from the home of poutine.
>>75718085
At least we don't have to complain about our social problems on an anonymous image board in fear of repercussion
>>75718085
Dude, fuck you, I wouldn't eat that even if you put a gun to my head.
>>75718650
>5 inch dick
My condolences
>>75734989
>asian
>muh dick
I'm sure you're packing a 2 incher Mao