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Dan "The Itsy Bitsy Schneider"
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Tell me again why this guy hasn't been arrested?

How deep does the rabbit hole go?

https://youtu.be/xdNZjxJ0ifg

https://youtu.be/QA83HVLnmmU
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You have to admit this guy has balls, one can only imagine the power he wields
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>>75679892
>That video with the bruises
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Because he did nothing wrong
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>>75680956
Fucking heinous
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>>75681134
Except rape kids
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>>75683037
Nooooooooo!!!!!! He didnt
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>>75680015
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>>75683119
Yesssssssss!!!! He did!
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>>75683611
Go away Ariana stalker you're a creep
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>>75679892
Dan "hold her down, shes a fighter" Schneider
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>>75681134
>>75683119


Dan, stop being autistic.
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>>75679892
What's his name?
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>>75683752
IM NOT DAN!! IVE SAID THIS A MILLION TIMES!
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>>75679892
This is slander guys...
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>>75679892
QUit posting these slide threads you fucking shill. No one cares about this fat fuck and your pedo fantasies.
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>>75684103
Fuck off DSIDF.
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>>75684217
No he's right, I'm glad I've awakened some people to the truth Dan is innocent stop slandering his name
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>>75684212
SHUT IT DOWN
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>>75684303
Hell dan "wipe away the tear its for your career" schneider.
You thought the other aussie was me. So tell me dan, what attracted you to ariana? was it her feet?
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I submitted an anonymous message to new York police regarding how I was raped several times by Dan behind the scenes because he promised me fame. Others have to do the same. Let's work our meme magic to meme this into reality.
Praise Kek.
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>>75684466
I don't even know what her feet look like and I'm not Dan and to be honest I have a certain foot style I like, some girls have very stubby toes (think Japanese), some girls have toes that are too long, some girls have toes that curve too much you need a good balance and this is rare
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>>75684212
>quit trying to bring attention to a high caliber pedophile!!!

Haven't you been paying attention to the news? After what Eli Wood said about Hollywood pedometer rings, it's our duty to expose the rest of the truth.
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Guys quick question


https://youtu.be/Y_GfuwJido0

After watching this clip, does it make you reconsider your past?
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>>75684573
Oh come on dan, we all know you had your way with her toes you sick fuck
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Any one have the Fappening-related picture that appears to show a Nickelodeon starlet in the embrace of a man with a bloated panis, reminiscent of one Dan 'Toes in Every Hole' Schneider?
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>>75684788
DELETE THIS NOW
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Dan "to get on my set my dick must get wet" Schneider
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>>75684914
I don't like when girls spread their toes like that it looks weird
>>75685267
Stop
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this man is absolutely MAD
DAN "SIX FINGERS INSIDE HER" SCHNEIDER CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
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>>75685267
What a smug fucker
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ever wondered why s2 was so shit compared to s1?
they flew too close to the sun
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Guy's, I know Dan Schneider, he would never, ever touch a hair on any of his tight, child actors. Critically acclaimed cartoon channel, Nickelodeon, has worked with Dan since 1988 and has been an invaluable asset ever since. Please do not spread false accusations about him or any Nickelodeon associates.
Thank you.
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>>75684996
Shameless bump. I know this exists. Cmon pervs search your Fappening files. Naked brunette in front or mirror with fat man...face slightly obscured. I want to say Ashley or ...Victoria something?
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Dan "The younger the tighter" Schneider
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>>75687306
Thanks for the kid friendly shows Dan "Suck my dick and I'll put you on Nick" Schneider
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>>75684209
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The only thing he did wrong was choose girls over boys
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>>75687606

i think it was ariana and yes i remember it. that picture has been completely erased from the internet
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>>75683739
Oh boy, it's 3:08 in California right now. The little girls should all be out of school right now. What are you still doing here Dan?
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>>75687306
You are so full of shit pal.
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Dan "hung like a beer can" Schneider
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>>75688017
Its never too late
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>>75679892
I think most people on this board are secretly aroused by Dan Schneider fantasies, which is why you keep seeing this threads.
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its so fucking crazy to me that he openly plants his foot fetish into everything and the network allows it. he must be one very powerful man.
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>>75687306
>tfw you can't tell if the shilling is ironic or not
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>>75688302
This, he must be highly degreed
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>>75688249
Wow that's a perfectly well thought out argument that makes absolute sense. Cheers m8
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>>75688249
I think they are here because /tv/ banned them.
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>>75687606
Wait wtf where was this?

>>75688043
Impossible! Once a photo (Especially one of that magnitude) is on the Internet its there to stay. Somebody somewhere still has the file.
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>>75688302
>>75688445
He had Michelle Obama on his show, there's a creepy picture of him whispering in her ear.
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>>75687306
>tight, child actors.
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>>75688600
I have said file, i won't post because of Xkeyscore
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>>75688600
Yeah, but nobody wants the Nickelodeon gestapo to kick down their doors and put them into the party van to meet Dan's beer can.
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>>75688776
Pussyyyyyyy
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>>75688776
Pussyyy
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Someday he'll be swinging from a tree and all the people he abused will beat his decaying body like a pinata till it falls apart.
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>>75688924
>>75688958
Sorry but it's one thing to bring awareness and another thing to paint a big fat fucking target on your head.
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>>75688776
Depends on the age of the girl in the photo. If she's 18+ they can't do dick.

>>75688874
What is that foot-loving faggot gonna do? It's not like he has fucking satellites watching everyone
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>>75689065
Its too late, they already know
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>>75688459
>>75688565
Like, how is this even /pol/worthy? I don't hit the report button, so don't tell me to do that.

It's just a stupid outbreak on /pol/. I left /b/ for shit like this.

Are we gonna start seeing trap threads soon?
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>>75689125
>What is that foot-loving faggot gonna do? It's not like he has fucking satellites watching everyone

Uhh...
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>>75684573
Why is there always some pissy Canadian in these threads trying to stand up for Dan?
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>>75689190
its true
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>>75689065
Make a vola safe or something and i'll post it
They have no power here
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>>75679892
what do you people get out of libeling a good man you've never even met?
these threads and preposterous allegations you guys come up with are nothing more than assassination of character.
how would you feel if your lifes work and legacy was besmirched by nasty internet people for no other reason than cheap laughs.
This man has done so much good and changed so many lives for the better, what have you done? besides make baseless accusations from your mothers basements.
grow up retards.
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>>75689435
They're trying to ironically shit post.

They want to be annoying on purpose to take Australia's throne
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>>75689435
i hope its a proxy, but for some reason i doubt it
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>>75689540
we know your secrets Dan
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>>75689362
Nigga be real no memes
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>>75689125
>It's not like he has fucking satellites watching everyone
How do you think anyone gets caught doing anything on the internet? If you notice something being taken down everywhere, you can sure as shit bet there's powerful, wealthy people/entities and a YUUUUGE team of lawyers behind it. If you lurk a little longer than summer you might learn a thing or two.
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>>75689540
This. No one is being paid to shill for Hillary by the way. It's a Republican-funded lie and a pathetic attempt to smear her campaign.
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>>75689540
oh shit its dan
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>>75689725
>How do you think anyone gets caught doing anything on the internet
Its not like Dick Schneider is at the fucking helm of it like Darth Vader at the Death Star. But anyway the photo in question probably isn't even real to begin with and is probably just a meme
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>>75689895

The photo came in the original fappening source file.
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>>75688757
OSFROG
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>>75689540
Because it's funny.

If you want justification, this sort of rhetoric brings the confirmed Hollywood pedophile rings more public attention so that we can one day shut down the disgusting child raping epidemic among the American elites.

>This man has done so much good and changed so many lives for the better

lol no
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>>75689763
Wow. They added a "This" before the bot post.

If any of you anons don't get the reference, there was a trump thread recently where shills posted this exact under two different proxies at the exact same time.
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>>75689540
How would you feel if a 300lb man was sniffing your teenage daughters feet after sexualizing her on a show? Come on Dan "If you want a show come be my hoe" Schneider.
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>>75688097
I live here
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>>75689895
I've seen it posted in the past, I just didn't save it.
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>>75689646
It's not a proxy
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>>75689985
this makes me wonder if the origin of the fappening was just some elite's collection being leaked rather then legit hacking. Why else would a pic like that be part of it?
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>>75690222
Same
I even thought it was a funny maymay edit and dismissed it
Wish i knew and saved it
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>>75690179
move away
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Dan "finna skeet on loli feet" Schneider
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>>75679892

Joseph Gordon Levitt?
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>>75690364
Dan never did the sick crap you guys claim he did stop it right now
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>>75690411
Why? You have good beer
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>>75684212
Oy vey
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>>75690564
Stop with the anti semitism please
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>>75679892
>"Look what you've done to me"

I wonder how many times he'll hear that when witnesses start to take the stand.
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>>75679892
Can we uhh... stop this thread?
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>>75679892
Oh look, this thread again.
lies meant to slide actual threads.
Way to go newfags.
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>>75690046
No shit Sherlock
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>>75690518
>http://eol.law.dal.ca/?page_id=236
do it
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>>75684788
Oh man, the music just adds to the creepiness of it all.

Even if he were not a pedophile he should know better than to grab girls in that way.
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>>75690179
I suppose no one can hear them scream in a cabin in the middle of the woods in Northern Canada, right? Then that makes sense for you to have a second home there. California must be blazing hot right now.
>>75690378
It looked pretty real to me 2bh pham
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>>75689793

oh shit waddup
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>>75690773
>>75690776
Pedowood shills go
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>>75690831
What's that?
>>75690991
I'm in Toronto
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>>75691120
You know Canada has age of consent laws and extradition treaties with the US, right? You're not safe there.
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>>75690613
Stop crying oven during kike
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>>75689540
Maybe you missed Elijah Wood's interview

Besides all these photos show that the guy is indeed more touchy-feely than what is acceptable
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>>75688776
Starlet name please i will find it myself
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>>75679892
>The bruise video wasn't because of her nigger boyfriend
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>>75691120
>>75691207
inmates in canada try to murder pedos too
might not make it back, dan
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>>75689763
Hello computer program
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>>75679892
damn i didnt know john tron was a degenerate pedo...this changes the way i look at legend of zelda a link to the past for some reason
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>>75691445
I'm not Dan
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>>75679892
The saddest part of all is not the fact that he is out there raping kids but the fact that those kids parents let him do it for money and fame.

If that Jewish fuck is actually raping kids the truth will come out eventually
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>>75691534
i extra think you are now
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There is no evidence that Dan has done anything wrong. It's ridiculous.
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Are the Nickelodeon set and offices physically close to "Hollywood"?
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There is no evidence that Dan has done anything wrong. It's ridiculous
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>>75684914
Sauce pls guys. I'm hard as diamonds.
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>>75691597
Why?
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>>75691566
Days without Jewish tricks: 0
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>>75691646
>>75691679
The same happened with Bill Cosby and the guy from the BBC before everything came into the light
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>>75690426
Loving every laugh

SOMEONE POST THE FUCKING PICTURE BEFORE 404.
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>>75691679
stfu proxy dan #2
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>>75691646
>>75691679
Shills and Dan's pedo friends on full damage control
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>>75679892
O M GEEE THIS THREAD AGAIN
SO EXCITED
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>it's a Dan "Don't call me "Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider"" Schneider thread
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>>75691847
Please stop I'm in a good mood today don't ruin it
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>>75687774
>Dan "Suck my dick and I'll put you on Nick" Schneider

Best one i've heard so far
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>>75691972
kill yourself other leaf
they just legalized assisted suicide in our country
go sign up
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>>75683750
literally tears of terror
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>>75684103
No, this is libel, slander is spoken.
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>>75692060
Why would I do that?
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>>75679892
Hello I am Dan Schneider, writer and producer at Nickelodeon. I am here to stop the libel about me on the internet that originates from 4chan

I finally tracks you down and I have had it. It took me a while to figure out how to post, but it was worth it.

You people have been spreading lies about me raping children on Nickelodeon, and my twitter is being filled up @DanWarp is being filled up with "Are you Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider?", "Hey whatsup Dan "Hold her tigher, she's a fighter" Schneider" and so on and so on.

My mother say one of these "memes" when she went on the computer and called me about it thinking I actually did that. You people better STOP THIS AT ONCE!

I have NEVER ONCE in my life ever harmed a child I worked with at Nickelodeon.

I have contacted my lawyer about this and this is called libel and slander, and I will sue you if you continue this.

This is a demand you stop spreading this libel about me accusing me of child abuse which is completely absurd claim that can ruin my career.

This is a cease and desist order, and I will have 4chan shut down if this continues. Every thread you have created MUST be removed or you can bet your ass that you'll be writing out a big check to me.
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>>75691972
Dan "Please stop I'm in a good mood today don't ruin it, the only things I ruins are holes in little girls that have poo in it" Schneider, you're just embarrassing yourself. We all know.
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>>75692244
I'm not Dan don't ruin my mood! And don't call him that
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>>75692244
Jesus dude
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>>75684914
I envy him huhuhu ;_;
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>>75692178
youre a monster
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can you fucking idiots keep your dan schneider posts to a single thread? there doesn't need to be 5 different threads on the board at once.
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>>75687606
Bump for prime directive
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>>75692178
Has Dan actually been Twitter spammed about this?
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STOP IT NOW
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>>75692367
Dan "I'm not Dan don't ruin my mood, or I'll put roofies in your food" Schneider, come now. You're fooling no one.
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>>75692244
Dubs of truth
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>>75690831
H2s smells like shit, not a very good way to die.
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>>75692684
it will be over soon though
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>>75692427
>there doesn't need to be 5 different threads on the board at once.

I agree but there's sperglords that have to shit up the board.. I honestly can't picture the catalog right now.

My guess is
>5 really makes you think huh threads
>4 dan "sell your soul for a role" Schneider threads
And at least 3 occupy democrats threads
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>>75692540
Oh no not you again please stop all you do is slander his name you aren't helping.
>>75692594
DONT SAY THAT!
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>>75683119
Yay!! Canada Dan is back :). On the off chance you're a troll, I admire your dedication to always appearing in these threads to shit post.
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>>75692852
you're spot on except for the occupy democrats threads
I actually e-mailed the moderation to do something about those fucking "really makes you think huh" threads
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>>75692869
IM NOT SLANDERING HIS NAME STOP IT YOU ARE
I DEFEND HIM EVERYDAY
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>>75688776
Upload via Tor and you'll be fine.
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>>75692951
I'm not trolling
And I do not shitpost you guys do, in fact if you've read my other posts you'll see that I've said multiple times I don't like shitposting which is why I tell you guys to stop because you're slandering Dan Schneiders name and because this has nothing to do with politics okay?
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>>75692965
did they respond?
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Someone should hack Dan's email/iCloud so we can prove he's not innocent.
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>>75688776

Because of what?
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>>75693094
NO YOU DONT DONT STEAL THE CREDIT FOR ME YOURE JUST HOPPING ON THIS BANDWAGON I HAVE BEEN HERE FOR HOURS A DAY DEFENDING HIM I WOKE UP AT 8AM THE FIRST THING I DID WAS CHECK 4CHAN FOR DAN THREADS SO I CAN DEFEND HIM AS SOON AS I GOT HOME FROM WORK I CHECKED AGAIN AND HERE I AM TALKING TO YOU. I REMEMBER YOU STOP THIS ITS NOT FUNNY THIS ISNT A JOKE THIS IS A MANS LIFE DONT TREAT HIM LIKE SOME MEME OKAY?!
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>>75693108
He does have to do with politics. He and Jerry Epstein are old friends.
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>>75693094
>>75692869
>>75693108

i fucking hate 9/10 other leafs
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>>75693278
I don't know who that is
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>>75693252
THEN WHY ARE YOU SLANDEIRNG HIS NAME? DAN IS MY FRIEND AN DIM DEFNEDING HIM AN DYOU GO ON AND TELL ME IM ATTACKING HIM DAN IS MY BEST FRIEND
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>>75692965
I end up reporting a lot of shitspam threads and it takes up to a half an hour to see them gone some times.

I need a break from this place
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Just friends hanging out :^)
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>>75693199
I just sent them a message via board suggestion feedback. I wasn't a dick about it - just said the shitposting is getting out of hand and admins should encourage people to report obvious shitposts.
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>>75693388
The pedophile who hosts orgies for politicians
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>>75693410
I'd report shitposts but I don't want some mod to ban me for false reports or something.
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If he wasn't such a fag he'd get something like this
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>>75693415
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>>75690773
reddit pls go
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I wanna just say thank you for the people making non-stop Dan threads.

Its insanely obvious how fucked he is, and I hope these threads never stop, I really hope one day its brought to light, and I have a feeling it is.

That said, someone here should try and make a viral video, post it on reddit /r/videos and have it just be this.

Make a video about Dan, ONLY put tweets, and pictures of him. All of his OWN shit, do not MAKE UP ANYTHING. DO NOT ASSERT ANYTHING.

Then just keep saying "This is Dan Schinder, he directed this scene"

"This is a tweet, by Dan Schinder"

If you do it in a non-chalant way and put NOTHING but legit shit he has said/made, I know for a fact it would be on the top of /r/videos and be viral.

Call it one of these

"This is the man Dan Schinder"

"We need to take a look at Dan Schinder"

"A video about Dan Schinder"

Make sure you bring his name up a lot in the video.
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>>75693409
GO TO HELL YOURE NOT HIS FRIEND YOURE MAKING HIM LOOK BAD I OFFER PROPER ARGUMENTS AND EVIDENCE THAT HES A NICE GUY YOU JUST SHOUT AND SPELL BADLY GO AWAY
>>75693437
Dan wouldnt be friends with a guy like that
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>>75691534
>confirmed for Dan
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>>75693329
It's sad to see what your country had become.

If Australia and Sweden had a retarded kid, Canada would be the vestigial twin that got absorbed into its butt while in the womb.
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>>75693459
I'm surprised I haven't been banned tbqh! I'm on mobile most of the time here, catalog all the time.
One important thing to look out for. Before entering a thread see how many replies there are and if the image is a shitpost. Then enter the thread if there's over 30 replies and one post from the OP, that's usually when I report.
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>>75693687
SHUT UP IVE MET HIM IN RELA LIFE WERE FRIENDS YOUDONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT HI AND YOU SLANDER HIS NAME
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>>75693801
No
>>75693952
Funny how you never appeared until yesterday go away
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>>75693687
please end your life
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>>75693903
that sounds accurate
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you fucking assholes... dan has done nothing wrong yet you slander him daily.... why can't you just leave him alone? What did I do wrong.....
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>>75687306
My father saw Dan Schneider on a couch performing oral sex on a young girl in a green room at Nick Studios in 1999. He was a Nintendo executive visiting to discuss the N64 adaptation of Rugrats in Paris: The Movie. The Nickelodeon execs he was with pressured him to keep quiet and he never told anyone except on his deathbed from cirrhosis. I think the guilt of it all contributed to his depression and alcoholism.
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>>75694070
Why!
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>>75694070
>Crossing the street instead of walking along the sidewalk
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>>75694136
THIS NEVER HAPPENED
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>>75694134
>What did I do wrong.....
lel
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>>75693687
Fag
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>>75694345
I'm not gay
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>>75694207
aw fuck, youre right
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>>75694136
>"anon...."
>"yeah dad? What Is it?"
>"I have to tell you something very important before I die....."
>"anything dad, go ahead."
>"come closer. Nobody can hear this but you...."
>anon leans in closer to his withering fathers pale lips
>"I saw Dan Schneider's coke can dick getting sucked by a little girl in 1999
>anons father slowly drifts into the void.
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>>75694400
That's why your a fag
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>>75689462
shoo shoo NSA
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>>75694136
>Thinly veiled "my Dad works for Nintendo" claim
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>>75694530
topkek
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>>75693329
>go to nova scotia
>a shack, literally a shack, on the water
>$1,000,000

Why?
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Alright, so I met Dan when I went to the states for business and let me tell you one thing: I have never met a soul as generous, humble and innocent like Dan Schneider. He has a child like soul and thus is able to provide American kids with high quality comedic shows.
If I had a kid I would let Dan babysit it without any worry. Well one worry, that my kid would like him more than me in the end.
I can't stand to see so many threads about Dan, so leave him alone, I didn't do anything.
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>>75694749
because we have less population than california maybe?
i honestly dont know anymore
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>>75684209
Holy fuck. Dan Schneider killed Zyzz.
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>>75683750
I only noticed earlier that she's actually holding a tissue in her hand on that photo.
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>tfw he literally unironically has a dog named "Lolly"
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>>75694789
the shills are just coming out of the woodwork
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>>75684573
nice blog faggot
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>>75694884
It stands for lollipop
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>>75694884
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>>75679892
Can someone PLEASE do something useful about this?

Anyone here is a grill? Or has really grilly feet? Dan has a SNAPCHAT. Please cautiously approach him and then start sending him snaps of your feet and save pictures of the whole process.

Watch out, snapchat is gonna tip him off if you save a picture, so never do it. Just take pics of it with a camera or another phone, this fat rapist is probably very careful.

Anon, you, yes you, reading this, we need your gay ass/girlfriend's feet. You oughta sacrifice them for the greater good. You will be a legend and save many children.
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>>75694789
>flag
Krauts are known for their sexual degeneracy, of course you'd have no problem with it.
>childlike soul
That's probably why he likes childlike soles.
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>>75684788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-ZGAGcJrk

stop spookin me
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>>75684478
Bump

Based nippon
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>>75694884
YOU LITERALLY CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

HE'S FUCKING MOCKING US
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>>75695056
Yes, a thing that little girls suck on. Coincidence?
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Dan "You get the role when I fill that hole" Schneider.
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>>75694070
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>>75694789
Dan "the fun provider" Schneider
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>>75694828
That makes no sense. Less population should mean smaller prices.

$1,000,000 for a shack is NOT a meme. I am dead serious about that price, because I went on vacation and my Grandparents specifically took me to it so we could laugh.

That and a fucking 30 rack of Budlight, the cheapest and shittiest beer, is like fucking $32.

Also that shack wasnt the only one, nearly everything in Nova Scotia was retardedly priced, and EVEN buying a nice plot of oceanic land was a waste since iirc, you guys got some pretty strict fishing/clamming/lobstering laws in the past like 5 years so I dont see how you can even make your fucking money back in Nova Scotia.

It is beutiful, I hope Canada becomes uncucked because parts of it are amazing.
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Someone on Reddit last year posted how they were a young girl, and an extra on set for one of his shoes.

He asks her "are you ticklish? :^)"
And she says no. So he bets her $100 he can make her ticklish. She says yes, and expects hell go under her armpits.

Nope.

He takes her back to his office, and "tickles" her bare feet. So she got $100 for "a foot massage and compliments" as she put it.
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Dan "Young vag beats old hag" Schneider must die like all the rest of the jews.
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I don't really understand what any of this is about.

Some old pedo got caught?
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>>75694884
LOLI FOUND THE EVIDENCE!
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Dan "Oh, what a beautiful clam" Schneider
Dan "I ate the clam" Schneider
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0YBNsRTtQI
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Dan "wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her" Schneider
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>>75687172
>implying i would actually watch this shit or even know what show you are talking about.
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>>75694884
[Dan in the park]
come lolly! come for me! all the lollis come for daddy!
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>>75694828
>mfw someone told me that Canadians were getting sick of their country and were planning to rush into the USA
>mfw they said it was because of the "raw deal" Canadians get from the British and not because of Current Year Man crashing the economy with no survivors
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>>75688675
>her
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>>75695087
NO
>>75695233
I like lollipops too and I'm a fully grown man
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>>75693415
>She used to be my teen crush
DELETE THIS
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>>75691679
>no evidence
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>>75695558
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>>75692462
We should be spamming him
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http://globalnews.ca/news/2733305/i-couldnt-do-anything-about-it-friend-of-lukas-strasser-hird-witnessed-swarming-attack/

a group of 4 men beat a white Canadian to death, but what surprises me each is different ethnicity

>Hispanic
>Asian
>Nigger
>Middle Eastern
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>>75695959
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>>75694959

DELETE THIS
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>>75684996
Post the picture REEEEEEEE
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>>75695959
Don't
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>>75696300
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>>75696055
> DIVERSITY IS OUR GREATEST STREGNTH
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>>75687306
t. Dan Schneider
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>>75683037
Except these """"""kids"""""" are like 15 years old

Also this is his wife
http://www.hungry-girl.com/who-is-hungry-girl
(no really)
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Anyone have the pedowood pastebin?
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>>75696300
>sucking cock harder than op in a pride parade
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>>75696781
Nope I have this though.
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>>75696549
Ever wonder what happened to Mara Wilson? She was in Matilda and other classics, she auditioned for Nickelodeon in 1996 and instantly dropped out of acting. Look at her now, she's only 28.
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>>75696781
Whats that?
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>>75696055
>Assmar
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>>75696947
A whole list of information about elite pedophilia and brainwashing
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>>75696908
Her tits are god-tier now
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>>75696055
That nig looks so alpha. Bet he gets tons of French-Canadian white pucci.
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>>75696384
>>75696881
STOP PLEASE
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>>75697060
No, he looks pretty fucking weird
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>https://vine.co/v/iQqaVXBYphu

He really is sick.. someone make this a webm?
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>>75681134
except not sharing.
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>>75696781

pastebin.com/jEHkAhZu
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>>75696890
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>>75697086

you tryin to deny us of our lulz?

L U L Z
U
L
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