The guys at work keep advising me to convert to judaism how do i carefuly tell them to fuck off with thier stone age cult without them finding out my power level?
>>75639505
Tell them you don't want to be circumcised
>>75639505
are you a muslim?
Become a crypto nazi
>>75639505
woah i thought everyone over there already belonged to that cult
how is this possible?
>>75639505
what is your job? Maybe you will get some benefits from it, without actually believing in their silly deity. You can convert into judaism and THEN convert into christianity to piss them off, and then maybe return to your regular beliefs whatewer their are
Do you have a HR department? Go to them. Or say "no thanks."
>>75639979
No russian.
>>75640264
Kinda have a piece of my dick on the stakes here.
>>75640408
Tell them payots really don't suit your face shape and you are already genetically prone to premature balding without having to wear a kippah. That should work.
>>75639505
Tell them that you fucked a pig
>>75639505
converting to judaism
mfw